Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 236: :No matter how delicious the food is, as long as it is broken, it cannot be eaten…
In the evening, Dengshi small shop.
"Welcome~" Xiaoyu lowered her head and shouted, but when Xiaoyu raised her head, she realized that it was Jiang Cheng, and the smile on her face instantly became stronger, "Lord Jiang Cheng!"
"Alara, what a rare visitor." Granny Denshi, who was standing at the counter holding a cigarette, breathed out a cigarette, and glanced at Jiang Cheng who opened the door and came in.
"Ah, excuse me..." Jiang Cheng said casually, rubbing the back of his head, then walked in and sat down at the counter, "Just have a glass of Chinese wine."
"Our shop doesn't have that kind of thing." Granny Denshi replied.
"Forget it," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, then took out an envelope from his arms and placed it on the counter, "Last month."
Granny Dengshi was about to get it, but Catherine took the lead.
"Is that all?" Catherine ordered some money in the envelope and said with a displeased face, "That little girl with a big stomach eats more than this amount of money can solve! If you want to pay it back, give me Give back the lost youth, bastard!"
"What kind of bad line is this... It's not your turn to say this sentence, youth? Do you have that kind of thing?!" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, and then turned around He vomited, "Please stay away from me a little bit, I can't help but see your face..."
"What a rude move! You bastard!" Catherine was unhappy.
"It's too noisy! Bring it to me, bastard!" Granny Dense punched Catherine and snatched the envelope from Catherine's hand.
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"Then, let's go..." With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.
"Don't you stay a little longer?" Granny Denshi said, "The child will be back soon."
"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
But just after speaking, the door of the Dengshi store was opened, and Xiaoyu appeared at the door with a shopping bag. A dusty look, the clothes are full of dust.
"Are you going to participate in the robot sprint competition?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.
Xiaoyu didn't answer, but walked straight over and handed the shopping bag in her hand to Granny Denise, then turned around again to greet other customers.
"Yes," Granny Dengshi took out two bottles of Chinese wine from the shopping bag and put them on the counter, "Do you want two glasses?"
"Then it can only be disrespectful." Jiang Cheng smiled and sat down at the counter again.
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Dengshi Store at night is the busiest time of the day.
"How do you feel?" Granny Denshi asked. "Is it the first time to drink a bar in such a noisy shop? How does it feel?"
"My feeling is similar to your face, it can't be any worse." Jiang Cheng blurted out as he put down his glass.
"Can't you say nice things as a kid?!" Granny Denshi scolded.
"I've said it very euphemistically..." Jiang Cheng explained, then extended three fingers and said solemnly, "Actually, the real feeling is three times worse than your face!"
"You bastard!!" Granny Dengshi picked up the wine bottle as if she was going to knock Jiang Cheng's head in the next moment, but in the end, Granny Dengshi put down the bottle, sighed and said, "You Just be a little more careful, right? That kid is looking forward to your coming even if he doesn't say it. Wouldn't it be appropriate to come a few more times?"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was even more puzzled.
"I'm talking about Xiaoyu," Granny Denshi glanced at Xiaoyu who was complaining to the drunken guests but always smiled, "What a ruthless man~ It takes so long to throw a woman in a place like this. If you don’t come here once, you’ll just do it yourself and drink in this place~”
"Please don't say such a bad line again..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "Why do you say that I am like a man who always gives up?! I don't have that kind of relationship with Xiaoyu at all. !”
"Isn't it?" Yin Shi, who didn't know when to come, sat in front of the counter and picked up the wine in front of Jiang Cheng and poured himself a glass, "Have you always been a man who always gives up Mother-in-law, you may not know that the woman abandoned by this man can circle the earth a few times."
"Don't talk nonsense to me!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "By the way, when did you come here?! That's my wine! Why did you pick up my wine and drink it? Put it down, you bastard!"
"Tsk tsk, it's so spicy, the appetizers..." Yin Shi took a sip of wine, and then picked up a crab from the plate in front of Jiang Cheng and ate it.
"You give me enough time, bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "If you think it's too spicy, let me put it down! And that's the crab I ordered!"
"Another bowl!" Kagura, who did not know when to come, said while holding up his rice bowl, a crab leg in his mouth, and a few grains of rice in his mouth.
"Thank you Jiang Cheng-sang." Xin Ba Hao said while putting crabs in the crisper.
"Are you here too?!" Jiang Cheng roared, "And don't pack for me, bastard!"
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Yin Shi, who was beside him, was so drunk that he kept calling for another drink. Kagura's stomach was also chubby, and he kept burping. As for Xin Ba Haw, he was already lying on the table and fell asleep.
"Really... the alcohol intake is still so bad..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but chuckle, then stood up and helped Yin Shi up, "It's really going to cause trouble for people, go away, mother-in-law."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng raised Xin Ba Hao with one hand and walked out while carrying Yin Shi. Seeing this, Kagura followed suit.
"It's... a ruthless man..." Granny Dengshi let out a breath of cigarette, and at the same time glanced at Xiao Yu, who was sitting on the sofa beside her, who was a little disappointed, and whispered softly...
But then, Granny Denshi suddenly noticed something, turned around and asked Catherine, "Where did these crabs come from?"
"Aren't these sent by your acquaintance last time?" Catherine replied, and then spat in disdain, "Xiaoyu entertained them with this kind of thing, and she didn't even know how to say thank you to me, really Yes, have their heads broken?"
"You're the one with the broken head, right! If you want to say thanks, it's to Xiaoyu!" Granny Denshi cursed, "And don't you want to throw these crabs away?! The refrigerator has broken several times. God, don't you know?!"
"I forgot meow~" Catherine put on a cute expression, but it was probably the only one who thought she was cute.
"It's disgusting! You're pretending to be like that!" Granny Denshi scolded with white eyes, "This is terrible, they are all right..."
But just after she finished speaking, Granny Dengshi heard a painful groan from upstairs in her house, and after a while, the siren of an ambulance came from outside the door.
"It shouldn't matter..." Granny Dengshi whispered, "It shouldn't be a problem with the Food Safety Administration, right? It definitely doesn't matter..."
But just after she finished speaking, Granny Denshi inadvertently noticed that Catherine was also squatting on the ground with her stomach covered in pain.
"Did you eat it in the end?!"
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The next day, Oedo Hospital.
"This time, I must blackmail that stinky old woman once!" Yin Shi, who was wearing a hospital gown, said angrily while sitting on the hospital bed, "to give the guests that kind of broken food..."
"Yin Sang, it's all your own self-inflicted pain," Xin Ba Hao sat on the hospital bed beside him, curling his lips, "It's said that we are also self-inflicted..."
"So...it's not unreasonable that I hate seafood..." Jiang Cheng, who was also wearing a hospital gown, curled his lips in disdain while lying on the hospital bed.
"Then it's all your fault!" Yin Shi grabbed the pillow and threw it at Jiang Cheng, "If you hadn't ordered some crabs on your own, we wouldn't have gotten to this point. Hold me accountable, bastard!"
"Can you be any thicker?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "Didn't you just steal the food?! Why are you saying it's all my fault?! I didn't order it! It was Xiaoyu who brought it!"
"It seems that the robot will also take revenge on the man who always abandoned it." Yin Shi teased.
"Shut up, bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "It's not that kind of relationship at all! You're the only one who likes robots! Bensu and Hideki!"
(Motosu and Hideki: The male protagonist of "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart", the voice actor is Sugita Tomokazu.)
"What do you know about Hideki?!" Yin Shi said with white eyes, "Hideki is also very hardworking!"
"Well, the two of you should stop arguing," Xin Baha hurriedly came out to mediate, "Occasionally, we should get along peacefully, right? And it's still in a place like a hospital, so it's not good to make a fuss. Oh~IndoMTL.com~ What a hot guy." Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, then turned his head to look out the window and simply ignored Gin Toki.
At this time, a familiar person appeared at the door of the ward.
"They are the patients who will be admitted to this ward today," the nurse explained to Hasegawa, who was wearing a hospital gown, with a smile, "to get along well."
Looking at the familiar people in the ward, Hasegawa's eyes twitched.
At the same time, the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu in the ward also discovered Hasegawa at the door of the ward.
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"Hey? Are all of you Hasegawa-sang's friends?" Miss Nurse said with a smile, "It's great Hasegawa-sang, so I won't be lonely during the hospital admission."
"Don't say that, Miss Uchino," Hasegawa smiled embarrassedly while sitting on the hospital bed, "I'm just a bad friend with them."
"Wait a minute, did you just say bad words?" Yin Shi said expressionlessly on the hospital bed beside him.
"Don't get me wrong," Jiang Cheng said at the same time, "We're not like friends. If I had to say it... I should be his life mentor."
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