Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 237: :The title…I really can’t think of it…

"You're talking about two completely different things..." Hasegawa spat.

"But speaking of it, you are really unlucky. You were hit by the strange uncle." Gintoki picked up a banana from Hasegawa's bedside and ate it as if no one else was around, "In this society ruled by law , will be hit by the strange uncle. You must know that in this legal society, it is a very rare thing to encounter a strange uncle."

"Hey, why can you eat something that someone gave me so nonchalantly?" Hasegawa said to Gintoki with a displeased expression.

"It's ridiculous to see Hasegawa-san and feel so sad because of food poisoning," Shinbaha said while eating a banana.

"Thank you, Uncle Banana." Kagura also said while eating bananas.

"I'm not Uncle Banana, I should say that those bananas belong to Uncle." Hasegawa said angrily.

"You're wrong, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng said while eating a banana, "Even in this kind of society ruled by law, there is still a high chance of encountering a strange uncle and being hit by the strange uncle when you go out. The last time I was dragged into a ladyboy bar by a strange blue-bearded uncle on the way and forced to put on strange clothes and dance on the stage for three hours. I managed to sneak out. Another time Accidentally entered a monster's flower shop while wandering the street, and almost thought I was going to be killed. It's super scary, that monster. Hahahaha..."

Hasegawa: "Have you eaten it too?!"

"You're talking about something else entirely!" Gintoki shouted.

"Uncle Green Beard? A monster from a flower shop?" Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something, "Could it be that Jiang Cheng-sang was talking about Madam Xixiang following and angering Lu Sang?"

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then continued with a look of fear: "Are those two monsters called Madam Xixiang following Lu Lu? It's really scary. To meet that terrifying monster."

"No," Xin Baha waved his hand and explained with a smile, "Mrs. Xixiang is a good person, she used to take care of Yin-sang before. As for Lu Sang, although she looks terrible, she is also a good person. A very gentle person."

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked surprised.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's expression, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly, "You didn't do something strange to them, did you?"

"How...hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and smiled, but the cold sweat on his face betrayed Jiang Cheng.

Silver time: stare——

"It took a little force..." Jiang Cheng explained with his little thumb out, "After all, it's not easy to escape from that kind of place."

"I can't imagine it at all..." Shinpachi murmured.

"Well, me too." Yin Shi said with a blank expression.

"Don't worry! I'm very measured!" Jiang Cheng clapped his chest and vowed, "It's just a broken bone at most! It doesn't matter to them that injury of that magnitude."

"Yin Sang," Xin Baha said in a low voice, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Fart Furious Lu Sang for a long time recently..."

"Ah, it's been more than three months." Yinshi replied, "Maybe it's just to recuperate at home."

"It turns out that they are all your acquaintances," Jiang Cheng smiled embarrassedly, "Then after I leave the hospital, I'd better come to the door and apologize."

"Give it to me now!" Yin Shi scolded, "Are you just making trouble for people, you bastard?! Will you feel uncomfortable if you don't cause trouble for a day?!"

"That's just an emergency response made by human beings in an emergency situation!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "No matter who is facing that kind of situation, they can't help but resist like me!"

"You're the only one who can do that!" Ginto scolded, "Apologize to me now, bastard!"

"You can eat something that has been poisoned by food and still be so energetic. It seems to be recovering very well." Miss Nurse said with a smile while eating bananas, "Hasegawa-san, you should also eat more and hurry up. Just get up."

"I know the truth," Hasegawa murmured, "but why do you, a healthy person, eat it?!"

"Then I'll go back to work first." After speaking, the nurse turned around and walked towards the door of the ward. When she arrived at the door, she turned her head and reminded, "Everyone should get along well."

But as soon as she finished speaking and turned her head, Miss Nurse bumped into the door frame beside her. Then the young lady rubbed her little head, stuck out her tongue very cutely, and stepped out the door again.

"Yin-sang, it's better to be a nurse." Shin Baha said expressionlessly.

"I understand," Yin Shi murmured while pinching his chin. "For example, some girls are only seven points, but wearing a nurse uniform is ten points."

"Indeed." Jiang Cheng also murmured while pinching his chin.

"Really? If I wear it, I'll get Aru?" Kagura, who didn't know when to put on a pale pink nurse uniform, put on a pose and asked, "How much?"

"Three points!" Gintoki and Shin Baha replied at the same time. Jiang Cheng snorted and didn't answer.

"Hey, what do you mean? Do I start counting from zero points, Aru?" Kagura said expressionlessly, "Or I'm the **** who start counting from negative points!"

"Don't worry, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng hugged his hand and comforted, "Even if it's only zero, that's the real you!"

"You're even more serious than we are, Jiang Chengsang..." Xinba murmured, "By the way, do you really know how to comfort people?"

…

The time is suddenly in the afternoon.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was lying on the hospital bed and sleeping soundly. I don't know why there was no one in the ward. Gintoki and Hasegawa are all missing.

"Lord Jiang Cheng, Lord Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu called Jiang Cheng softly while standing beside Jiang Cheng's hospital bed.

Jiang Cheng just woke up from his sleep, rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed, "Ah~ha~ So it's Xiaoyu, what's wrong?"

"After all, the culprit that caused Lord Jiang Cheng's hospitalization was me," Xiaoyu explained aloud, "so at the suggestion of mother-in-law Dengshi, I chose to visit."

"It doesn't matter, that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "It's alright now, where did they go when talking about Yinshi?"

"Xiaoyu hasn't seen Master Yinshi since she came here." Xiaoyu replied, and then picked up the fruit on the side. "Lord Jiang Cheng, do you eat fruit?"

"Ah, no need," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, then motioned for Xiaoyu to sit down, "Sit down, don't be so polite, I'm completely fine."

"But..."

"I said you..." Jiang Cheng sighed, "Don't you already have your own personality? Why do you still have to behave like a robot as before? Just do what you want to do. ."

"What I want to do..." Xiaoyu murmured, "Xiaoyu can't understand, what she wants to do, she can't understand. Xiaoyu doesn't have anything she wants to do."

"It seems that you have evolved very thoroughly." Jiang Cheng pouted, "It seems that you have even learned to lie."

"Xiaoyu didn't lie." Xiaoyu replied.

"Hey, I see," Jiang Cheng shrugged, then extended a finger and suggested, "Then why don't you try to find it, find what you want to do. Although for It's really hard for a robot, but if it's you, you might be able to find it."

"Souga, Xiaoyu understands." Xiaoyu replied, and then asked again: "Then what does Mr. Jiang Cheng want to do? Maybe he knows what Mr. Jiang Cheng wants to do, Xiaoyu. Maybe you can find what you want to do.”

"What I want to do..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window, looking at the trio of rioting in the Wanshiwu downstairs, slightly raised the corner of his mouth, then turned his head and whispered at Xiaoyu Say something.

"Xiaoyu understands." Xiaoyu nodded.

"Be sure to keep it a secret~" Jiang Cheng smiled and made a silent gesture.

"Xiaoyu will do it."

"Then thank you in advance." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "This is an agreed thing."

"Agreement..." Xiaoyu tilted her head, "Is this an agreement?"

"Ah, that's enough." Jiang Cheng replied, and at the same time he stretched out his little finger, "Do you want to pull the hook? This is a ritual agreed upon by human beings."

"Isn't this something only children can play with?" Xiaoyu asked again, "It's recorded in Xiaoyu's database like this."

"Actually, human beings, many people are still children until they die of old age." Jiang Cheng said with a squinting smile.

"Xiaoyu understands." Saying that, Xiaoyu also stretched out her little thumb.

But at this moment, Yueyong and the doctor appeared at the door of the ward~IndoMTL.com~ Yueyong stared blankly at Jiang Cheng and Xiaoyu, who were hanging on the hook for a hundred years.

"Doctor, is his head really saved?" Yueyong looked at the doctor beside him and asked.

"Food poisoning generally does not cause damage to the brain." The doctor explained, "Unless it is hit by something hard, it will cause damage to the head."

"No, I don't think his head can be saved." Yueyong pointed to the Kuwu stuck on Jiang Cheng's head and said, "It would be better to give some treatment."

"That's just what you just threw out..." the doctor murmured.

"What are you doing?!" Jiang Cheng pulled the Kuwu from his head and looked at Yueyong, "What are you doing to a person who is recovering from a serious illness?!"

"Recovering from a serious illness?" Yueyong clasped her hands with disdain, "I think you should stay in the hospital for a few more days to take care of your head, right?"

"You're the one!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Then, I'll leave first, Lord Jiang Cheng, Miss Yueyong." Xiaoyu stood up and bowed to the two of them, "Finally, I still apologize to Lord Jiang Cheng, this incident is all about I'm not careful so that Lord Jiang Cheng eats the broken crab. I'm so sorry."

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