Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 238: :The scumbag can also be regarded as a life mentor for girls in a sense…
"It doesn't matter what I said." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said with a smile.
"Then, farewell."
After Xiaoyu finished speaking, she turned around and walked out the door slowly. When passing by Yueyong on the way, she nodded slightly and smiled. The latter is the same.
When Xiaoyu just walked to the door, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and shouted at Xiaoyu's back: "Hey, come on."
Xiaoyu's footsteps paused for a while, then she nodded "um" and walked out the door again without looking back.
"What was that just now? A life mentor?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and curled her lips slightly.
"Hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng laughed rudely, "Is it a life mentor? It really sounds like what you said."
"Stupid..." Yueyong raised the corner of her mouth slightly and whispered softly. But just after speaking, Gintoki's voice came from the door.
"That's right, after all, scumbags are girls' life mentors in a sense." Ginshi, who appeared at the door at some point, clasped his hands and nodded in agreement.
"Mmmm." Kagura and Shinhachi and Hasegawa also nodded at the same time.
"It's not what you think at all!" Jiang Cheng felt helpless and sighed, "Well, forget it. Speaking of which, where did you guys just run off to?"
"Just... I just want to cheer for a little girl, at least I want her to have more courage to open her mouth." Hasegawa lit a cigarette, took a sip and replied.
"Who? And what do you mean by being right?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then said with a look of disgust, "This is a hospital, is smoking really good? And your line just now is true. Not handsome, not handsome at all!"
"Hey? Really?!" Hasegawa looked in disbelief, "It took me a long time to think of such a handsome line!"
"I don't think it's handsome at all," Yin Shi said expressionlessly, "Uncle **** is full of flavor."
Shin Baha and Kagura at the side nodded with squinting eyes and nodded in agreement.
"Speaking of which, doctor," Jiang Cheng looked at the doctor beside him and asked aloud, "Can I be discharged from the hospital? I feel that my body is fine. All the toxins have been expelled."
"As for this," the doctor murmured, "it's better to stay in the hospital for a night's observation."
"Why?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then stood up from the bed and moved his limbs. "I feel that there is no problem at all!"
"No, your head is still bleeding," the doctor said, pointing to Jiang Cheng's forehead, which had just been pierced by Kuwu, "and I suggest you still have a CT scan."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng reached out and touched his forehead, then looked at the blood on his hand, "Really!"
Jiang Cheng... threw himself on the street.
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Before you know it, it's night time.
"It's all your fault! If it weren't for you, I'd be out of the hospital now, bastard!" A thick bandage was wrapped around Jiang Cheng's forehead.
Jiang Chengbai roared at Yueyong who was smoking by the window, "Is it possible not to smoke in the ward! Do you still have any moral conscience?"
Yueyong turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng, then took out a few kunai from her arms with a calm face...
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"I told you..." Jiang Cheng resisted the anger in his heart and pulled out the Kuwu from his head one by one, and then roared again with white eyes: "Give me a little bit of moderation! I just bandaged it. Good!"
"Go back, Baihua still has a lot of work to do." Yueyong ignored Jiang Cheng's shouting, turned around and walked towards the door after saying a word.
"Anyway, I'm sorry!" Jiang Cheng yelled at Yue Yong, "It's really not polite at all!"
But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng ushered in two kunai again on his forehead.
"Jiang Cheng-sang..." Xin Ba Hao came over and pulled out the Kuwu help from Jiang Cheng's forehead expressionlessly, and at the same time said expressionlessly, "Actually, you are almost there. If I could talk less in front of Miss Yueyong, I wouldn't suffer so much."
"Ah, thank you, Xinbaha." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed, "And that woman, it's not as simple as talking more and talking less. I thought the same thing once, I didn't speak to her for a day, and as a result...my head was shot by her that day..."
New Baji: "..."
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"It seems that Gui Sang is just here to visit Elizabeth." Xin Ba Hao said while sitting on the hospital bed with his arms folded.
"It seems that Elizabeth was also bumped into Aru by the mysterious uncle." Kagura sat on the edge of his bed and dangled his little feet aimlessly.
"What?" Yinshi lay on his side on his hospital bed, restlessly propping his head with one hand, while scratching his **** with the other. "Where can there be so many mysterious uncles. I don't think it's a mysterious uncle at all, I think he's just an ordinary uncle?"
"Anything like this is okay? Otherwise, we'll call him [Uncle Mystery] in the future." Xin Ba Hao suggested.
"That kind of thing is fine!" Having said that, Hasegawa looked at Ginshi on the opposite hospital bed, and continued with a slight pleading, "Gin-sang, by the way, you and that Gui-sang seem to be friends, right? Come and think of a way."
"Huh?" Yin Shi curled the corners of his mouth and replied casually: "Do you want me to be Cupid? Cupid who even ran away from his wife, your arrow can't even shoot through toilet paper~ It's just one. Rusted arrows, rusted arrows."
"Don't tell me about Achu!" Hasegawa frowned.
"And the wig is so hard-headed, like a middle school student, it can't be done, it can't be done." Gintoki replied casually, picking his nostrils, "and I don't want to owe others."
"When will you guys be able to compensate me for my life! Who is it because of me becoming what I am now!" Hasegawa shouted, "Can't you sell my favor on this matter at least?!"
"Isn't it all because of yourself that your life has become like this?" Yin Shi curled his lips and said disdainfully.
"Silver sauce, I know Aru!" Kagura raised his hand and said, "Madao became madao because of that ha... Prince Aru!"
"Don't mention that Haga Prince to me!" Hasegawa was obviously stabbed to the point of pain, "It's your responsibility at all! If it weren't for you, I would still be a high-ranking official of the shogunate! There's no need to be reduced to this level. Let's go!"
Having said that, Hasegawa picked up a banana from the bedside and peeled it, his expression softened a little, "I feel depressed because of the successive misfortunes, and it is because of that girl that she got out of her loss. I walked out. Maybe it's just one of the jobs for her, but she often encourages me. I'm about to be discharged from the hospital. I hope I can repay her. And don't you think? Good women must be able to live happily. Right?"
"Who cares," Yinshi picked his nostrils impatiently, then rubbed the booger on his little finger and bounced it aside, "Ah~ha~ I'm sleepy~"
Jiang Cheng, who was eating the 30th patient's meal, suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a black ball in his lunch box. If he looked closely, he could even find that there were several stalks in the ball. Short hair (nose hair).
"Yinshi!!! You bastard!!!" Jiang Cheng cursed, and at the same time rolled over from the bed, stepping Yinshi's head into the bed board with one foot. The latter fainted directly.
"Really," Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "What rude things do you do when others are eating."
Looking at Jiang Cheng standing, Hasegawa's eyes lit up and said, "That Jiang Cheng-sang! Are you also Gui-sang's friend?"
"Ka-Zi-Lasang?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Who is that?"
"Hey? Aren't you Guisang's friend?" The doubtful person became Hasegawa.
"If it's a wig, I know it," Jiang Cheng replied, "but I really don't know Kazilasang."
"It's all the same!" Hasegawa shouted, "Well, could I ask you to do me a favor, it's about that Katsura... no, the wig-san."
"Hey, really?" Shinbaha looked at Hasegawa blankly, "Is Hasegawa really planning to ask Jiang Chengsang to help? Out of kindness, let me remind you in advance, if you ask him to help It will be more and more helpful."
"There's no other way," Hasegawa replied, "After all, if you don't help, I can only..."
"What on earth are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"Actually, this is what happened..." Xin Ba Ha finally sighed and explained everything.
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"So it's so so..." Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes~IndoMTL.com~ I didn't expect such a story to exist. Really moving story. "
After speaking, Jiang Cheng raised his head, looked at Hasegawa and asked, "Well, take the liberty to ask, who is the woman?"
"What the **** did you hear!" Hasegawa scolded, "It's Miss Uchino! The lady nurse in charge of our ward! You must have seen it today!"
"Miss Uchino? Who is it?" Jiang Cheng was even more puzzled, but then he thought of something, Jiang Cheng explained with a smile: "Actually, I am blind to women of average stature."
"Your habit is really weird!" Hasegawa shouted, "It's the nurse who is in charge of our ward! The nurse who looked a little silly today and ate my banana!"
"I ate your bananas!" Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa in shock, "Hey! Are you alright! Miss Uchino! Won't she contract some kind of waste wood virus?! By the way, when did you develop to that point? It's so good!"
"It's so rude!" Hasegawa scolded with blue veins, "The banana I'm talking about is not the banana you said! It's a fruit! Fruit!"
"Oh!" Jiang Cheng finally remembered the nurse during the day and clapped his hand, "I remember! It turned out to be the girl you were talking about!"
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