Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 24: :Children don’t need to know [such and such things]!
In a restaurant.
"Kagura-chan, I will never release water!" Jiang Cheng said fiercely.
"This is the same for me, Aru!" Kagura replied with a sneer.
"Then... start!" Harita shouted.
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The incident will start in the morning. Forced by the two women (Rin Lun and Yue Yong), Jiang Cheng is reluctant to take Harita to play on the streets of Edo, at some playground or something. One morning, at noon, when Jiang Cheng was about to take Qingtai back, he happened to pass by a restaurant.
Coincidentally, the two found Yinshi and others in the restaurant, and it happened that the restaurant had a free-order challenge: after eating the restaurant's special super-sized ramen within the specified time, just Free of charge. So there is the beginning scene...
"Jiang Cheng-sang! Come on!" Qingta kept cheering for Jiang Cheng.
"Don't lose! Kagura!" Gintoki also cheered Kagura, "I really didn't bring any money!"
The competition was extremely fierce, and I saw two contestants holding bowls bigger than a washbasin and constantly pulling the ramen into their mouths. The speed is as fast as Luffy...
"Enough of you! It doesn't seem to be the main purpose for us to come out!" Xin Baha finally couldn't hold back his face with black lines. "We are here to discuss how to deal with that stalker!"
Shinbaha just finished speaking when Kagura and Jiang Cheng put down their bowls at the same time.
"It's really an indistinguishable match, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng said sympathetically.
"Well, it really was a win-or-lose game, Aru." Kagura also replied.
"Hey! Listen to people, ah!" Xin Ba Haw was furious again.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally discovered that there was a girl in a kimono sitting next to Xin Ba Ha.
"Who is this?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"You must have been mentioned by Shin-chan. You have been taking care of Jiang Cheng-sang from the Master's House. I'm Shin-chan's sister, Shimura Miao." Ah Miao's face, Jiang Cheng, said with a smile, "Our family's Shin-chan It's really thanks to you for taking care of me."
"There, there, our god... Yin Shi is thanks to your Xin Ba Haw for taking care of him. Xin Ba Hao is really a good boy." Jiang Cheng also replied with a smile.
"I really didn't expect that the man with unreliable silver hair and natural curly hair would have a reliable friend like you." A Miao said with emotion.
"Hey, did you say [card] just now, did you say [card]?!" Xin Baha interjected.
However, as if he didn't hear it, Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself: "Yeah, do you think so too? Hahaha..."
"Next time you have the opportunity, please come to the store where I work and give me a chance to thank me in person." A Miao politely said.
"Shop?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"Jiang Cheng-sang, my sister is working as a waitress in a shop, but recently she encountered a stalker who kept harassing her. I came out today to discuss this matter..." Shinpachi Haw explained.
"Souga, that's really disturbing. I think it's better to call the police directly and let the other party reflect in the police station for a few days." Jiang Cheng stretched out a finger and suggested.
"This... the other party is the police..." Shin Baha replied with an embarrassed expression.
"Huh?" It was Jiang Cheng's turn to be shocked. "Are the police in Edo all this virtuous now?! Can the security of Edo really be guaranteed?"
"I don't think this is very good? Someone is willing to marry you," Yin Shi said while eating parfait, "Before your nature is exposed, get your household registration first, household registration. Also a civil servant..."
Before Yin Shi finished speaking, A Miao stepped directly on the table with one foot, and pressed Yin Shi's head into the parfait with one hand, and the glass instantly shattered into slag, "What does that mean?! "
"Xin Ba Ha, your elder sister's personality is really... polarized..." Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, looking at Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him.
"Actually... there is only one pole." Shin Baha replied in a low voice.
"At first I thought that he would give up soon, and he didn't care much," A Miao sat back in her seat with a look of embarrassment, "but no matter where you go, there is a shadow of a man, really Is it abnormal?"
"It's really embarrassing to hear it like this. If it really doesn't work, let [Baihua] do it. I'll make them do it very [clean], since it's Xin Baji's sister. "Jiang Cheng suggested.
"Isn't it that far!" Shinpachi shouted.
"[Baihua]? What is that?" A Miao asked curiously.
"Nothing, nothing!" Shin Baha said quickly.
"An agency specializing in dealing with stinky men, assassination..." As soon as Jiang Cheng said the word assassination, Xin Baji covered his mouth.
Fortunately, A Miao didn't hear Jiang Cheng's words clearly.
"Yin Sang, this time I came out to let you think of a way. That stalker has caused a lot of trouble to my sister's work and life!" Xin Baha complained to Yin Shi.
"What, what exactly do you want me to do?" Gintoki looked indifferent, "If you entrust me with the work, I will do it when it's time to do it!"
"Yin Sang, I haven't received a salary for two months," Xin Ba Hao looked at Yin Shi with contempt, "You too [take action when it's time to do it] oh."
"Even if you say [Shoot], I..."
"Hey, if you don't show some energy, you will really be looked down upon! If you don't believe me, look at it!" Xin Ba Hao said as he leaned into Yin Shi's ear, and gestured to Yin Shi with his eyes at the same time.
Yin Shi understood and looked at A Miao, who was having a pleasant conversation with Jiang Cheng.
"What are you looking at! You have naturally curly silver hair!" After A Miao finished speaking, she looked at Jiang Cheng again with a smile on her face.
"So, didn't I say it before, that guy is just a fool who is popular with women." Ginto said casually.
"That's not it! Didn't you say in Chapter 15 [Although I'm not the silver TAMA crew, I'm also the male lead!] Well, if you don't show some energy, you'll really be punished by Jiang Cheng Sangbi went down." Xin Baji explained in a low voice.
Just after Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, Gintoki stood up instantly and shouted to the entire restaurant lobby, "Stalker! Where are you?! Wait for me to take care of you!"
"What the hell! You bastard! Come and compete if you have the skills!" Kondo Isao got out from under the table of one of the diners and shouted at the same time.
"It's really there..." Shin Baha didn't know what to say.
"The stalker came out after being called out, what an idiot." Gintoki looked at Kondo Isao in front of him, and said disdainfully, "Do you admit that you are a stalker?"
After hearing the sound, Kondo Isao chuckled, "Humans are stalkers who keep chasing after love to run." Then Kondo's expression became serious, "I said, you guy, you have been with Miss A Miao just now. Very intimate talk, what is the relationship, it is really jealous!"
"What did your eye see?! Are you blind? Open your eyes to see who is talking to A Miao intimately! You blind gorilla stalker!" Yin Shi Pointing to Jiang Cheng and A Miao who were still talking and laughing, they said.
At this time, A Miao and Jiang Chengcai finally discovered the current situation.
"Who is the blind orangutan stalker!" Kondo Isao retorted, then lowered his head, "It's just... If it's just that kind of opponent, it can't be defeated at all..."
"Hey! What do you mean? You mean that you are not on the same level as the other party! So you deliberately pulled me down from the same level as you?! Hey! Is that what you mean?! Who is the same as your orangutan? Class!"
"So, what is your relationship with Miss A Miao!" Kondo Isao asked again.
"Hey! Do you just want to perfunctory?!"
At this time, A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng and then at Yin Shi, then finally made up her mind to stand up, walked to Yin Shi's side, and took Yin Shi's arm.
"This is my fiancé, and he and I will get married this fall. Besides, we have already done such and such things. All, please give up on me." A Miao said with a smile, her eyes already bent Crescent moon.
"[Something like this] means?!" The veins on Kondo's face jumped.
"No, there is no [such and such things~IndoMTL.com~ Shin Bahau can't help but say.
"No, if it was Yinshi, [something like this] might have actually been done." Jiang Cheng fanned the flames appropriately.
"Speaking of which, what exactly is [this and that kind of thing]?" Harita raised her hand and asked.
"Don't ask so many children!" Everyone shouted at the same time.
"It's okay, Miss Amy!" Kondo Isao turned around and seemed to look away, "No matter what kind of life you go on, I will accept you completely!"
"Ah?" A Miao asked a question.
However, Kondo Isao still said to himself, "You love my **** hair together, and I will love you as you love me!"
"When did I fall in love?!"
"Hey! You silver-haired curly hair! I don't care if you are Miss A Miao's fiancé! I will definitely love Miss A Miao more than you!" After a while, Kondo Xun finally revealed his ultimate goal. "Duel! Take Miss A Miao as a bet!!"
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Jiang Cheng, Qingta, Amy, Shinbaha, Kagura, the five were on the wooden bridge looking at Kondo Isao standing under the bridge.
"Just don't panic." A Miao said with a sigh.
"Indeed, I think things have gotten worse." Shin Baha replied.
"Furthermore, that orangutan is probably very strong, and his calm appearance before the duel is the evidence that he has escaped death many times." A Miao said, looking at Kondo Isao who was waiting calmly.
"Don't worry, Yin Shi will not lose to that kind of gorilla." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
"Hey? Is it really okay to be a man without motivation?" Shin Baha was shocked.
"Well, no problem, if you want to say the reason..." Jiang Cheng hesitated.