Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 240: :Don’t make a fuss in the hospital!

"What is this..." Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

"Don't pretend to be stupid," Gui chuckled, and then patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "Do you think I didn't notice? I didn't expect that one day you would come to me for something like this. But it doesn't matter, as long as With this constipation formula, you will definitely be able to say goodbye to constipation!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched, and then he cursed: "Do you think I came to you because of constipation?!"

"Isn't it?!" Gui was once again shocked, but then Gui thought of something again, usually looking into Jiang Cheng's eyes in disbelief, "Is that because of hemorrhoids?!"

Speaking, Gui once again took out a small note from his arms and whispered to Jiang Cheng's ear: "But don't worry, this secret recipe..."

Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but smashed Gui and said angrily, "How is that possible!"

"What an annoying guy," Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, "Hey, you three blocked me from this room."

"Hi!" Kagura and Shinhachi guarded the door, and Hasegawa guarded the window.

【Guisang, are you alright? 】 Elizabeth helped Gui and raised the wooden sign at the same time.

"It's okay," Gui stood up staggeringly. "This level of aggression doesn't hurt me at all."

"This person is really stubborn," Xin Baha said with twitching corners of his eyes, "Brightly painful tears are coming out."

【What do you want to do? ! 】 Elizabeth raised the wooden sign at Jiang Cheng and others.

"It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "leave the pet aside for me, or... I will turn you into a charcoal-roasted penguin in a moment."

Seeing the fierce light in Jiang Cheng's eyes, Elizabeth shivered and retreated to the corner, and put up a wooden sign with the words "shivering??" on it.

"Elizabeth!" Gui shouted.

[Sorry, Guisang! ] Elizabeth holds up the wooden sign.

"Then, let's start." With that said, Jiang Cheng walked towards Gui with a smile on his face.

"Wait...wait...what do you want to do?" Gui panicked, "Wait...ah!!!"

Afterwards, Gui screams like killing a pig from the ward...

…

"What are you doing here?" Miss Uchino, who was attracted by the screams, stood at the door of the ward and looked at everyone in the room in doubt.

"It's done," Jiang Cheng twisted his neck, turned and walked out of the ward, "Kagura, Shinbaha, let's go. The task has been completed. Leave the rest to that man."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corner of his mouth and started to leave, hiding his merits and fame. Kagura and Shinpachi also followed.

"That, Miss Uchino," Hasegawa walked to the door and scratched his head a little embarrassedly, then looked at Miss Uchino and said with a serious face, "Although it seems that this sentence is not my turn to say, but Miss Uchino said You are still very young, so you must not give up lightly!"

"Hasegawa-san..." Miss Uchino murmured.

But just after speaking, a huge explosion sounded from the direction Jiang Cheng and the others were leaving.

Hasegawa and Miss Uchino looked over subconsciously, only to see the head nurse carrying a bazooka and dragging the three people (Jiang Cheng, Kagura, Shinbaha) who had been knocked unconscious, and came over with a gloomy expression .

"Head Nurse..." Miss Uchino was about to say something. But was interrupted by the head nurse.

"I don't want to pay attention to you once or twice..." The head nurse muttered with a black face, then raised her head and looked at Hasegawa fiercely, "This is the hospital! Why stop there? What about the commotion that doesn't come down?! It's so noisy, you guys!"

"Wait, head nurse, it's not what you think, they..." Miss Uchino hurriedly stopped, but... it was still a step slower.

I saw that the head nurse set up the bazooka directly and pressed the switch without thinking, "Reflection for me, bastards!"

Boom! ! ! !

After the loud bang, Hasegawa lay on the ground not knowing whether he was alive or dead, Miss Uchino was stunned for a moment, and then she was attracted by Elizabeth and Katsura who came out of the ward.

"It's really nasty! That guy!" Gui said bitterly, "You must know that my leg is not just mine! It's also the whole country! That bastard!!"

[A fracture of this level will heal for a while, Guisang. 】 Elizabeth supported Gui while holding up the wooden sign.

"Stop joking! I can afford it, but the people at the bottom of Edo can't afford it!" Gui Bai shouted with eyes open, "What I have on my shoulders is their hope! To this extent... That's how..."

[I believe everyone will understand, Guisang. 】 Elizabeth raised the wooden sign again to comfort.

"Elizabeth~" Gui cried bitterly while hugging Elizabeth, "Remember to bring all the DVD sets that you didn't have time to watch at home!"

【Understand! ]

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The next day.

Yueyong came to the hospital early today to pick up some idiot for discharge. However, when he saw a certain idiot who was wrapped like a mummy, he couldn't help but have blue veins on his face.

"It's just one night, what the **** have you done!" Yueyong pointed at Jiang Cheng and cursed loudly.

"Actually..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, "There is a reason."

"It's just..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window, "I'm just cheering for a little girl, at least I want her to have more courage to speak out for love."

"Sorry, that's my line." Hasegawa, who was also wrapped in a mummy, interjected.

"It's long-winded! It won't be so good if you borrow it a little!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted with white eyes.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng welcomed two kunai on his head.

"It's just right, taking advantage of this hospitalization, I think it's better to perform a craniotomy for you." Yueyong looked down at Jiang Cheng and said while standing in front of the hospital bed.

"Please do that." Yinshi nodded in agreement, "This guy's head is indeed severely burned."

"You're all right!" Jiang Cheng said in shock when he looked at the neatly dressed Yin Shi.

"I didn't cause trouble with you again." Yin Shi snorted disdainfully, then glanced at Kagura and Shinbaha, who were also wrapped in mummies on the hospital bed, and took out one from his arms. The note was handed to Yueyong, "For the two of them's medical treatment and lost work expenses, please remit the money to this account."

"Jiang (KOU) sama, what's going on?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng blankly.

"Hahaha, actually..." Jiang Cheng's face was covered with cold sweat, and then Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head to the window again, "Just... cheering for a little girl..."

But this time, Yueyong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish speaking, but directly kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window with a kick.

"Ah!!!" Jiang Cheng's screams came from outside the window. It's no wonder, after all, the floor where everyone is located is the fifth floor...

"It's really tall, is that guy alright?" Hasegawa stood at the window and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had smashed the lawn into a big hole downstairs, wondering.

"It's all right," Yin Shi waved his hand disapprovingly, "that guy is as dead as a cockroach, he's absolutely fine."

"Really?" Hasegawa still didn't believe it.

"Next month, next month, all your game funds are gone!" Yue Yong said expressionlessly from the window.

"Hey, hey?!!" Jiang Cheng's voice came, "Isn't it?!!"

"Ah, it's really okay." Hasegawa said.

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"Not only did the hospital stay extended, but the game funds for two months were also deducted, really." Jiang Cheng stood at the window with a look of hopelessness.

"Sure enough, interfering in other people's love is not good, Aru." Kagura also stood at the window.

"Anyway, Guisang is finally hospitalized, and our goal has been achieved." Xin Baha comforted, "The rest is up to Miss Uchino, we have nothing to do."

"Speaking of Yin Shi?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"I have just been discharged from the hospital." Xin Baha sighed and explained, "Just when Jiang Chengsang was kicked downstairs by Miss Yueyong."

"Really, after a long time, he has nothing to do by himself." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, "It's really uncomfortable."

"Actually, I just heard a rumor," Hasegawa said, "Miss Uchino seems to have confessed. And the result seems to be a success."

"Hey?! No way!" Jiang Cheng looked at Hasegawa in shock, "You mean the guy with the wig really accepted it?!"

"Other patients are surprised," Hasegawa continued, "Everyone is saying that our little girl has a boyfriend."

"This is too incredible!" Jiang Cheng felt his heartbeat slow for half a beat, "Is that wig really enlightened?! This is the most shocking news I've heard in the past 27 years!"

But then ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng's expression changed slightly, and he said with emotion: "But that girl is not bad, she actually confesses."

"What I once gave up, is now an opportunity, of course I have to seize it." Hasegawa took a cigarette from his arms and lightly took a sip.

"What a simple little girl," Jiang Cheng made a disdainful expression, "to gain the courage to use waste wood from the waste wood speech of that kind of waste wood uncle who came from nowhere. Now Young people~”

"This sentence is too much!" Hasegawa shouted, "The word "waste wood" appears too many times!"

But just after speaking, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Look at that!" Shin Baha said excitedly, pointing to the open space downstairs outside the window.

Everyone looked at Miss Uchino, who was holding Elizabeth's hand and running on the lawn, with a smile like a first love on her face, and they all petrified in place.

"That is..." Jiang Cheng murmured with twitching eyes.

"It is indeed a boyfriend who lives in a different world with persistent and charming eyes, Aru..." Kagura replied.

Everyone: "..."

(End of this article.)

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