Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 241: :If you want to lose weight, go to exercise, don’t eat!
The House of Masters.
Boom! !
"Kagura-chan!!" The anxious voice of Jiang Cheng's father was accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps and the sound of the door shattering.
"Kagura-chan! Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng rushed directly into the living room of the Master's House, looked at Kagura who was sitting on the sofa and asked anxiously, "What's wrong there?! I'm going to the hospital. ?!"
"Keep your voice down, bastard!" Yin Shi couldn't help scolding, "Can't you just come in normally?! How many times do you have to destroy the entrance of my house before you are satisfied?! Asshole!"
"I heard that Kagura-chan was not feeling well, so I ran straight from Yoshihara!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then grabbed Gintoki's collar fiercely and shouted, "Hey! You bastard! People keep their most important niece with you, is that how you look after them?!"
"Well, calm down, Jiang Cheng-sang." Xin Ba Ha hurriedly separated Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who were about to fight, then looked at Kagura and asked softly, "So, what does Kagura-chan feel like? Are you uncomfortable going there?"
"I don't know why, but my body has been in a bad state recently," Kagura, who was holding a thermometer in his mouth, looked listless. "My body is heavy and weak, so I don't even bother to move."
"It's too serious!" Jiang Cheng said with tears streaming down his face.
"You're so excited!" Yin Shi slapped Jiang Cheng directly on the back of his head and knocked him to the ground, then looked at Kagura, "Did you catch a cold? Sleeping in the kotatsu, and always sleeping with your stomach exposed. Is it because of your sloppy life?"
"No, it's not Yin Sang's turn to say such things," Xin Baha glanced at Yin Shi and pouted.
Just after Shinhachi finished speaking, the thermometer in Kagura's mouth sounded.
"Okay," he said, and Shin Baha took the thermometer from Kagura's mouth, "Hey, it's weird, I don't have a fever. It doesn't seem like I have a cold, what's the matter?"
"I don't have a cough either, and there's nothing unusual about it." Gintoki murmured while holding his chin.
"I don't know why," Shinhachi looked at Kagura again, "I always feel a little incongruous."
"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng said eagerly, "Since I don't know why, then I can only do a full-body examination! As long as I finish that, I'll know what's uncomfortable!"
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"Calm down first," Yin Shi was a little helpless. "What you said is the last resort. Now I'd better ask Kagura's specific discomfort, so that the doctor can make a diagnosis."
"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Kagura and asked, "Kagura-chan, do you feel any particular discomfort? Be sure to tell me if you have any!"
"Hmm..." Kagura thought while eating the rice ball, "Speaking of which, the area around the rubber band of the pants is always sore, as if it was stretched tight, Aru."
"It's really scary, it's better to go to the hospital." Xin Baha interjected, "However, the only thing that can be comforted is that there is still appetite."
Just after Shinhachi finished speaking, Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa, stood up staggeringly, but he almost fell after walking two steps. Fortunately, Kagura held the sofa beside him.
"No... no," Kagura said with a painful expression, "I can't even stand."
"Hey, does it really matter? The whole person is shaking," Gintoki hurriedly stepped forward to support Kagura, "Put the rice ball aside for now, don't force yourself to eat it."
"No Aru!" Kagura shook his head and refused, "I would feel uneasy if there was no onigiri!"
"This is really bad," Yin Shi's expression became solemn, "Jiang Cheng, hurry up and call an ambulance! I'll carry Kagura downstairs! As for Xin Ba Ha, today's work is entrusted to me. Man, you are in charge of meeting!"
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Yin Shi leaned down, "Come up quickly. Hold on a little bit."
Kagura pressed him directly involuntarily. "Silver sauce, little uncle, it's so uncomfortable..." Kagura's face turned ashen.
"Hold on a little longer! The ambulance will be here soon!" Jiang Cheng comforted.
"Yoshi, let's go!" Yin Shi struggled to stand up.
But just standing up, before Gintoki could take the first step, the wooden floor under Gintoki's feet cracked into a spider web.
"Ah, I seem to hear the sound of something shattering..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Yinshi, is your house too old?"
"It's an old house after all..." Yin Shi gritted his teeth and said word by word, and then struggled to lift one foot to take the first step.
But... in the end, the floor couldn't hold up...
After a loud bang, Gintoki and Kagura directly crushed the floor, and the two of them smashed directly into the Dengshi store downstairs.
"Hey! Don't worry! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the two people below, standing at the entrance of the cave, "Yinshi, your house should be overhauled! The quality of the floor is too bad!"
"I always feel that something is wrong, this feeling of incongruity..." Shin Baha carefully looked at the Kagura pressing on Yin Shi from the entrance of the cave, and it took a long time to finally react, "Ah! Today's Kagura is much bigger than normal Kagura!"
"Hey? Is there any?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "I don't feel anything..."
"No no no, it's three times bigger than usual!" Shin Baha retorted.
"I don't think it's any different from usual..." Jiang Cheng retorted, "It must be because the wooden floors in your house are too old! It's definitely not because Kagura has gotten heavier!"
"Jiang Cheng-sang, do you think that you can change the fact that Kagura-chan is getting fat?" Shinbaha said expressionlessly.
"Hey... you two..." Yin Shi's voice came out intermittently, "Anyway, let's save me first... I can't even move under pressure... It's so painful..."
"I...I am...Aru."
…
Looking at Kagura's sad face, Jiang Cheng and the others didn't know what to say.
"Anyway, it's your own business. If you want to lose weight back to your original appearance, you can only do your best!" Yin Shi was the first to say, "Now, the most important thing is to put the rice ball in your hand first. Let it go!"
"No Aru!" Kagura retorted with a small face raised, "Aru I would be uneasy without it!"
"Whatever you want," Yin Shi pouted the corners of his lips disdainfully, and then stood up, "Don't say that we didn't warn you when it's really stable in the future to the point where you can't lose weight."
"That's right, Kagura-chan," Xin Baji adjusted his glasses and reminded with a smile, "You have indeed eaten a little too much recently, and proper weight loss is also very important."
Seeing Shenle's small expression that was about to be wronged, Jiang Cheng quickly comforted him: "Yoxi, yoshi, don't cry, don't cry, will my uncle take you to eat barbecue?"
"Really?!" The gloom on Kagura's face disappeared for a moment, replaced by a look of excitement.
"You're the culprit!" Yin Shi turned over Jiang Cheng and scolded, "Does she look like she can eat barbecue?! Do you want to make your niece a pig?!"
"I just don't think you should be too anxious about losing weight," Jiang Cheng explained while standing up, "How can you lose weight if you don't eat enough?"
"That makes sense, Aru!" Kagura echoed.
"That makes sense!" Yin Shibai shouted, "Anyway, if you want to lose weight, give me some exercise, no more food!"
Hearing the sound, Kagura felt aggrieved again, as if she was about to cry.
"Actually, I do have a coup for losing weight," Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and then said, "I think it must be very applicable."
"Really, Aru?!" Kagura asked, "Can you really lose weight all of a sudden, Aru?! Can you do it without dieting, Aru?!"
"Ah, indeed, many people have successfully lost weight like this, and the effect is fast and good." Jiang Cheng replied.
…
In a gym in Edo.
"Listen, Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of the treadmill and looked at Kagura who was still eating rice balls, "First step, stand on the treadmill!"
"Didn't you say you don't need to exercise, Aru?" Kagura pouted.
"Occasionally Jiang Chengsang is also very reliable," Xin Baha said in a low voice, "As expected, it is impossible to lose weight without exercising."
"Isn't that common sense?" Yin Shi pouted the corners of his mouth in disdain, "Why do we have to come here? It's really troublesome."
"Alright, alright, just supervise Kagura-chan to lose weight."
"Listen! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura standing on the treadmill and said sharply, "First of all, the first step! Get ready for running!"
Kagura followed Jiang Cheng's instructions and got into a running posture~IndoMTL.com~ Yossi! Hold this pose and don't move! "Speaking, Jiang Cheng directly raised the camera and took a picture of Kagura from all angles.
"Finally, as long as this is the case, you can lose weight."
…
Gintoki and Shinhachi looked blankly at the subtitle of "A few months later..." on Kagura's head, and fell silent...
"It's strange, there are still animations on TV. Generally, if you do this, you will lose weight." Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and wondered, "What's going on..."
"It's **** to lose weight!" Yin Shi and Xin Baji kicked Jiang Cheng to the ground at the same time.
"However, in those works, as long as you do this, you can lose weight," Jiang Cheng explained as he climbed up, "it's the same for boys, just take a few pictures of exercising hard, and then add [In a few months...] Words like this will turn into muscular men."
"How is that possible!" Yinshi shouted, "If you don't have the heart to keep exercising in order to lose weight, even if you turn [a few months later...] into [a few years later...] or even [ Decades later...] It's impossible to lose weight! Absolutely impossible!"
"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.
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