Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 242: :Appetite is the natural enemy on the road of weight loss for girls!
"Well, you two should stop arguing," Xin Ba Hao came out and smoothed the field, then looked at Kagura, who was holding potato chips and crushed the treadmill, stretched out his index finger and shook it, speaking earnestly. Said: "Kagura-chan, there is no shortcut to lose weight."
"But..." Kagura said vaguely while frantically stuffing potato chips into his mouth.
"There is no but!" Yin Shi couldn't help shouting loudly, "If you want to lose weight, just put the things in your hand down!"
Immediately afterwards, Yin Shi spit impatiently, and then said: "Speaking of which, this is your own business, and you also brought us all here to accompany you, which is troublesome, stinky brat." /
After speaking, Yinshi turned around and said, "Hey, Xin Ba Ha, let's go, you didn't reject today's client, did you?"
"Oh..." Shinhachi responded and quickly followed, not forgetting to turn around on the way, and shouted at Kagura-chan, "Come on, Kagura-chan!"
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After Jiang Cheng paid for the loss of the gym treadmill at the front desk of the gym, he returned to the spot and found Kagura squatting in the corner with a lost face.
At this time, Kagura was squatting in the corner of the gym, frantically stuffing snacks into his mouth, while tears were still rolling in his eyes. Around Kagura, a group of gym ladies and sisters with great figure gathered. At this time, he was whispering around Kagura and kept making mocking sounds.
Jiang Cheng's old father sees it, is this still good? ! Just rushed over, pulled up Kagura, turned around and left. But it's a little embarrassing that it didn't pull... This time, the young ladies around laughed even louder.
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In the barbecue shop.
"Kagura-chan, don't be gloomy," Jiang Cheng comforted Kagura, who was sitting opposite the seat, "this is your favorite barbecue! Sa Sa, eat it quickly!"
"Little uncle..." Kagura raised his head pitifully and looked at Jiang Cheng, his mouth pouted, and the big tears fell, "I can't go back to the way I used to be... "
"Anyway, you should swallow the barbecue in your mouth before you speak..."
"Gu dong..." After hearing this, Kagura swallowed the roasted meat stuffed in his mouth all at once, then took a breath and looked at the little devils who were running and playing on the road outside the window. " I...I want to be like them...woooooooo..."
"Don't cry, don't cry," Jiang Cheng quickly comforted, and at the same time pushed the facial tissue on the table to Kagura, "There will always be a way! My uncle will definitely find a way to make you like them!"
"Really, Aru?" Kagura raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng pitifully.
"Of course! You eat first, let me think of a way." Jiang Cheng vowed, and then started thinking mode with his hands and eyes closed, and he kept mumbling to himself: "Slimming...exercise ... sweating... losing weight... exercising... sweating... losing weight... sweating!! Yes! It's sweating!"
Jiang Cheng opened his eyes abruptly and looked at Kagura seriously, "I see! An easy way to lose weight!"
"Really, Aru?!" Kagura said in surprise, pouring the last plate of roast meat into his mouth.
"Leave it to my uncle, it's all right!" Jiang Cheng patted his chest and said, then stood up, "Let's go! Uncle will take you to sweat!"
"Oh!" After responding, Kagura stood up staggeringly.
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Thirty minutes later.
At this time, Kagura was sweating and looked at Jiang Cheng with a painful expression.
"I can't do it, Aru... I've reached my limit, Aru..."
"No!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura seriously, "How can you give up halfway! There is no shortcut to lose weight!"
"But..." Kagura wanted to say something, but was stared at by Jiang Cheng's eyes and swallowed the second half of the sentence.
"I know it's hard work," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "but I had to do it for you to lose weight. I'm so sorry, Kagura-chan. Sa, eat this last piece. It's over."
Having said that, Jiang Cheng fished out the last piece of beef from the bottom of the pot full of red peppers floating in front of him, and placed it on the plate in front of Kagura.
"At least..." Kagura looked at the beef that had been boiled to the same color as chili peppers, and had a shadow in his heart, "At least give me a glass of ice water, Aru..."
"No!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, "This is what I thought of to make you sweat more and lose weight quickly! You can't rely on ice water!"
In the end, unable to resist Jiang Cheng's Kagura, he chose to close his eyes and endure the pain to swallow the beef on the plate.
Coincidentally, this scene was caught by a certain natural volume and a certain glasses who had just passed the window.
The next moment, the two directly lifted their feet and kicked Glass and Jiang Cheng out at the same time.
"What the **** are you doing!" Yin Shi angrily pointed at Jiang Cheng who fell to the ground and scolded, "Is this what you call weight loss?! It's no different from usual!"
"I just think that losing weight requires exercise, and the ultimate goal of exercise is sweating," Jiang Cheng explained as he got up, "so, if you omit exercise, the final equation is: sweating = weight loss A simple permutation operation!"
"Your head really should be treated!" Yin Shi said in a hurry, "How could such a thing be established! Wouldn't it be faster for you to take her directly to the sweat?!"
"Oh!" Jiang Cheng praised, "As expected of Yin Shi, he even thought of this method."
"Shut up, you idiot!" Yin Shi was furious at the idiot, "It won't work that way!"
"That's right," Shinpachi shrugged, looked at Jiang Cheng and said, "Although we understand Jiang Cheng-sang's desire to help Kagura-chan, Jiang Cheng-sang's method is very important to God. Le Jiang's weight loss has no effect at all."
"No way!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "That's the ultimate method that I thought about for a long time! If it can be successful, if it can be successful, running a weight loss company will definitely make a lot of money and then put myself out of Yoshihara redeemed!"
"How is that possible!" Yinshi yelled, "What else can you do [to redeem yourself from Yoshihara]? When did you sell yourself to Yoshihara?!"
"Are you still too embarrassed to say it?!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Isn't it because of you and me that I was mortgaged to Yoshihara?! You disrespectful man!"
"Hey! Stop talking!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped, "What a terrible line, everyone around has seen it! You bastard!"
"Dare to do it or not?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded with white eyes.
The people around started whispering when they heard this.
What [he is obviously handsome but gay], [what a pity], [that natural roll is really too much~] and so on...
Of course, there are also a few young ladies who are discussing excitedly [Hey, did you hear it? That handsome guy seems to be working in a certain store in Yoshiwara~], [Would you like to visit next time~] such topics.
"Shut up!" Yin Shi said angrily, "Don't cause more misunderstandings, bastard!!"
"Well, calm down the two of you," Shin Baha finally couldn't stand it any longer, and came out to persuade, "The most important thing right now is not to let Kagura-chan lose weight, right?"
Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, and said with his hands in his arms, "My method of losing weight by sweating is not wrong!"
"It's a big mistake!" Yin Shi retorted with his arms crossed, "You can't lose a gram of sweat without exercising!"
"Is that so..." Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his chin, and then suddenly thought of something and clapped his hand, "I see! How about this?!"
Having said that, Jiang Cheng picked up the photo of Kagura taken in the gym and put it in front of the camera, and then took out the photo of Kagura's sweaty face eating hot pot just now, and combined the two a little... God Photos of Le sweaty face exercising appeared!
"Next time..." Jiang Cheng wrote on the photo with a ballpoint pen he didn't know where it came from: [Just like this, several months have passed...]
"Are you coming back?!" Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng again, "It doesn't work at all! What is the structure of your head?!"
"Then tell me what you can do!" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted.
"So didn't you say it all?! If you want to lose weight, go to exercise and don't eat!" Yinshi shouted, "I've said it several times, bastard! Did you listen to me? Huh?!"
"Can you guys stop arguing!" Xin Baha listened to the two quarreling, his head was about to explode, "It's in a public place now!"
Yin Shi: "Shut up! It's just a pair of glasses!"
Jiang Cheng: "Shut up! Virginity glasses!"
"Hey! You two are going too far! How many times do you want me to say it~IndoMTL.com~ My body is not glasses!" Now?! Are you looking down on virginity?! You must know that after the age of thirty..."
Before Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi punched him at the same time.
"It's so noisy! You virgin glasses!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Thirty years old? No! You are still a virgin even when you are eighty years old!"
But then, Jiang Chengcheng found that Kagura, who was sitting on the seat beside him, was gone, "Ah, where did Kagura-chan go?"
"I don't know," Yin Shi picked his nostrils and waved his hands casually, "Maybe he ate too much and went to the toilet."
"Then it seems that my sweating weight loss method also works," Jiang Cheng murmured, "then we should consider the company's location."
"I suggest you go to the hospital to find a brain doctor first..." Yin Shi pouted in disdain.
"What did you say?!"
The two of them pinched again...
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