Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 243: :Girls also have moments of hard work they don’t want boys to see…

Shimura's house, Hengdokan.

"Leave it to me," A Miao smiled and looked at Kagura across the table, then picked up a glass of Haagen-Dazs, "If you want to lose weight, I recommend this, the Haagen-Dazs diet!"

Looking at the unexplained Kagura across the table, A Miao explained, "Ordinary diet therapy requires fasting and weight loss, isn't it? To lose weight while eating, you only need to eat an ice cream with your meal. This way, a film will be formed in the stomach, so that everything you eat will be inhibited from being absorbed, isn't it amazing?"

"Ah, very powerful Aru..." Kagura reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth when he looked at A Miao who was more than three times his size in front of him.

"Yes~"

[Now I finally understand that there is no easy way to lose weight. Also, the person who comes up with this snub method will surely gain weight too. 】 Kagura looked at A Miao in front of him and thought to himself.

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the wall of A Miao's house, said with a happy face: "That's great~ I thought Kagura-chan was flushed down the toilet~ I didn't expect it to be here."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baha, "Although it is a bit presumptuous, what is the creature sitting opposite Kagura sauce? Is it a new brand of pork?"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was smashed by the ashtray thrown by A Miao.

"That's my sister." Shinbaha replied with a blank expression.

"Next time, please tell me earlier..." Jiang Cheng said while getting up.

"Ara, isn't this Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang?" A Miao looked at the three people in her yard with a surprised expression on her face.

"Uh, hello." After Jiang Cheng said hello, he leaned into Xin Baji's ear and whispered, "Hey, what happened to your sister? Why did she suddenly look like this?"

"Actually, I just found out..." Xin Baji replied in a low voice, holding up his glasses, "Maybe it's because I'm getting fat little by little but I didn't notice..."

"So it is." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Hmph, the man has been found, and we're back." Ginshi said with a nostril digging indifferently.

"That voice! It's Yin Sang!" A miao's surprised voice suddenly came from the ceiling above A Miao's head, "Yin Sang! It's me!"

But then, the ceiling above A Miao's head suddenly cracked, and the little monkey fell down and smashed directly onto the table.

"I'm in trouble again..." Yin Shi murmured while holding his forehead.

"What is that? Is it a new brand of pork?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the little ape who was pressing down on the table and asked A Miao, "It's incredible that your family raises pork on the ceiling. ."

"Maybe it's because I'm too hungry. Maybe I went up to the ceiling to find something to eat." A Miao explained with a smile, and then suddenly thought of something, "Today, Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang finally came here once, why not? How about I treat you to roast pork and pork belly?"

"Who are you calling a sow!" Little Ape stood up and scolded, "Only Yinsang can bark a sow! It's Yinsang's nickname for me!"

"There is no such setting at all! You sow!" Yin Shibai scolded, "By the way, you have really become a sow now!"

"Ah~ scold me more~ I'm starting to get excited!" Little Ape's face rose to a honeyed blush.

"It seems that the afternoon tea is ready today," A Miao said with a smile, and then looked at Xin Bazhu and shouted, "Xinjiang, prepare the ingredients for roasting five flowers~"

"Sister, that's Miss Little Monkey," Shin Baha replied with a blank expression, "although she's gotten a lot bigger, it's undoubtedly Miss Little Monkey."

"Ah, really." A Miao covered her mouth and pretended to be surprised.

"What's your attitude! It's obviously intentional!" Xiao Yuan scolded, then snorted with his hands and smiled disdainfully: "Miss A Miao, you are finished! Such a body can still become Is it the princess of the one you love? Even if it is Yin-sang, it will only take a moment if the arm is crushed! Don't worry, from now on, Yin-sang's happiness will be handed over to me!"

"Speaking of which... Miss Ape, you are not qualified to say this," Xin Baha said expressionlessly, "Please find a scale to weigh first."

"I can accept it!" Kondo's voice suddenly came from the closet on the side, "I can accept it even if Miss A Miao becomes like this!"

Looking at Kondo coming out of the closet, everyone present fell silent.

But Kondo didn't notice the subtle atmosphere around her, and continued to hold her hands and said, "It's okay! Even if Miss A Miao becomes like this, I don't mind! Even if Miss A Miao breaks her arm, I don't mind! No, not only the arms, but the whole body I don't mind! This is my love for Miss A Miao!"

After listening, A Miao walked towards Kondo with a smile...

Looking at Kondo lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and not knowing whether he was alive or dead, Jiang Cheng looked blankly at Xin Baji beside him: "Hey, there are too many animals like yours at home. There are even orangutans. "

"No, that's Kondo-san." Shinbaha replied with a blank expression.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

…

"Explain beforehand, I'm not the same as you guys!!" Little Ape glanced at A Miao and Kagura who were on the side, hummed, then put down his hand and stroked his stomach, explaining with a tender expression, " Inside this belly is Yin Sang's child... uh!"

Before Xiao Ape finished speaking, he was kicked directly in the stomach by A Miao, who was smiling. After this blow, the little ape spit it out.

Looking at the mosaic vomited out by the little apes on the ground, A Miao smiled and applauded: "Oh, I have given birth to a sticky child, congratulations."

"It's boring, let's go." Gintoki was the first to turn and leave.

"Kagura-chan, do you want to go?" Jiang Cheng asked Kagura, who was sitting with his head down, wondering what he was thinking.

"No Aru!" Kagura raised his head and said with a serious face, "I have already decided! I will definitely lose weight Aru! No matter what method I use, I will definitely lose weight Aru!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Really? Let's work hard."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng also turned around and left.

"I'm sorry, sister, I still have work today. I'll go first." Xin Ba Haw greeted A Miao and then turned and left.

"If that's the case, let's work together! Kagura-chan!" A Miao looked at Kagura with a smile, and then took out an advertisement from her arms.

Look at the ad that says: [Fasting Dojo! Just a week, let you get back in good shape! ], Kagura and Little Ape's eyes lit up.

"Let's go together, Kagura-chan." A Miao said with a smile.

"Oh! Big sister!" Kagura responded enthusiastically.

…

Five days later, the House of Masters.

After a loud bang, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded.

"How is it?! Are you back?!"

Looking at the door that turned into ruins again and again, Yinshi lowered his head and murmured, "I told you... this is the first time?! Why can't you just push the door open and come in? I'm so tired..."

"This is the 20th time that Jiang Chengsang has come in five days," Xin Ba Hao, who was on the side, complained expressionlessly, "it's also the 20th time that our house has been blasted."

"Basang," Yinshi raised his head to look at the opposite Shin Baha and suggested, "Why don't we install a door in our house in the future? Anyway, as long as there is this guy, our door has no meaning at all. …”

"That makes sense..." Shin Baha said expressionlessly.

"I said, aren't the two of you worried?" Jiang Cheng complained while frowning, "That kind of [hunger dojo] or something, it sounds like that kind of underworld dojo that doesn't even have a business license. , aren't you worried about Kagura-chan being bullied?!"

"How is that possible," Yin Shi waved his hand disapprovingly, "No matter what, Kagura is not the kind of master who will be wronged."

"That's right, Jiang Cheng-sang," Xin Baha also looked at Jiang Cheng and comforted, "Kagura-chan is not the type to keep silent after being bullied. And my sister didn't go too. Is it? I believe my sister will take good care of her."

"But..." Jiang Cheng's expression became solemn, "What if it was the kind of black-hearted processing factory that gathered those women in the name of [Slimming Dojo], but actually turned them into pork belly and served them on the table? !”

"Hey! Don't say such terrible words!" Yin Shi scolded, "Really, I just ate pork belly yesterday, and it makes me feel sick when you say that..."

"Are you too?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, "Actually, so am I! I don't dare to eat braised pork these days! After seeing it, I felt like I could hear Kagura-chan's screams. ."

"What do you think of your niece..." Yin Shi was a little speechless, but then he sighed and suggested, "Wouldn't it be better to take a secret look? If you are really worried."

"But..." Jiang Cheng's expression became tangled.

"But?" Shinbaha wondered.

"So you can only be a virgin," Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Ha and waved his hand casually and said, "So-called girls, there are moments of hard work that boys don't want to see, especially Losing weight or something, it's all secret. All the girls want to hear is the boys complimenting their bodies."

"What do you mean?" Xin Bazhu was still puzzled.

"What a dull person," Yin Shi curled his lips, "I mean, girls prefer to hear [Your body is really good] rather than [You really work hard when you lose weight]. Great] This kind of thing!"

"Hey?! Do you still have to say that?" Xin Baha was shocked.

"Of course," Yin Shi pursed his lips, "so, it's best to do nothing, wait until Kagura and your sister come back, and try to praise a few words. They will definitely Happy."

…

It's two days later, the House of Masters.

Looking at Kagura, who was thinner than before, with dull eyes and a hollowed-out body, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were silent.

"Rather than praise, to be honest, I want to know what happened..." Shinba murmured.

"Don't ask! Shin Baha!" Yin Shi said with his arms crossed, "Don't ask anything! Just praise!"

"A piece of potato chips...powerful laxative...slightly salty..." Kagura murmured incessantly~IndoMTL.com~ and laughed from time to time...

"Hey! Does this really matter?!" Shinba shouted, "How can I see that the current state is not right!"

"Enough!" Gintoki patted Shin Baha's shoulder and shook his head.

"In order to celebrate Kagura sauce's success in losing weight, my uncle invites you to eat barbecue!" Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile.

"Really, Aru?!" Kagura's eyes instantly became colored.

"Hey, it's resurrected." Shin Baha said expressionlessly, "I just heard the barbecue and it was resurrected! It's too fast! Such a speed of resurrection!"

"It seems that our Kagura sauce can't be handled with common sense..." Yin Shi pouted.

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(weight loss articles, finished.)

(Sorry, I'm late. A chapter of the noon code was swallowed by the computer, uh... maybe it wasn't swallowed, it was just that I forgot to save it... My mind almost collapsed. ps: I want to know that Kagura is there What happened in the fasting dojo, please move to episode 91 of the tv version. I'm too lazy to write, it's too long to write. In short, it's very hard...)

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