Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 244: :Day 1 of summer vacation is the funniest! (The Dragon Palace chapter begins…

In the early morning, Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng was woken up today by Harita's noise.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, come and judge!" Qingtai angrily opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room and rushed straight to Jiang Cheng's bedroom. After opening the bedroom door, she ran to Jiang Cheng, who was still asleep. He complained loudly, "Brother Jiang Cheng! Today is the first day of summer vacation! So, it's okay to take a break and not go to the dojo?! But my mother doesn't agree, so you should get up and judge!"

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and stared blankly at Harita in front of him. After two seconds, he finally couldn't hold back... he became furious.

"What does it have to do with me!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and at the same time sent Qingta out of the room with one kick, "It's so annoying to keep making noise early in the morning! You stinky brat!"

"But mom she..." Qing Tai's weak voice came from outside the door, "and New Starling and Sister A Miao also said that they can rest for a while during the summer vacation."

"It's all said that it has nothing to do with me, bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed again, "Who cares about you! Isn't it your own business to go or not?! Man, you can pee standing up when you get there. It's time to take responsibility for your own life! Remember it for me! Stupid brat!"

"Does that mean I can not go?" Qingta said in surprise.

"It doesn't matter! If you want to go there, if you don't like to go, just go and play," Jiang Cheng said impatiently, "Anyway, please leave my room first, and let me go back to sleep first." /

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he heard the footsteps of Qingtai and Qingtai's surprised voice: "Mom! Brother Jiang Cheng also said that he can rest on the first day of the summer vacation! This counts the new starlings and Sister A Miao is three to two!"

"I've never said that! Stupid brat!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the door, "Don't just drag irrelevant people into the water!"

…

Breakfast time.

Qingta lowered her head and looked listless.

"Sa, eat all these up," Hirona smiled and placed a large bowl of rice in front of Harita, "Then you can go to the dojo. Let's do our best today."

Qingta responded with a disappointed voice, and then the rice in front of her rear-end raised absentmindedly.

"Really, the noise started on the first morning of summer vacation," Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully while eating, "I can sleep until I wake up naturally today. It's really annoying..."

"That's right!" Qingta raised her face and retorted, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation, why can't you let me have a good time?!"

"Who cares about you," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain. "Also, please don't complain about this kind of thing to irrelevant people. It's you who makes the decision, so it's up to you to decide whether to go or not. Your own business. It's troublesome to complain to yourself."

"But..." Qingta's expression instantly lost a little bit, and then she shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Then Jiang Cheng, tell me how you spent the first day of your summer vacation when you were a child!" /

"Who remembers that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied impatiently, "and didn't he say it? It has nothing to do with me at all."

"When Qingta said so, I suddenly remembered that Yin Sang mentioned that mouth," Hiron seemed to have suddenly thought of something, covered his mouth and said in surprise, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang was a child when he was a child. I went to a private school with Yin Sang."

"Really?!" Qing Tai was shocked, "Did that Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng really go to a private school?!"

"Who do you look down on? You bastard," Jiang Cheng said after glancing at Mrs. Qing, "Even if it's me, I have more knowledge in my stomach than you."

"That's really great," said Hirona with a smile, before extending her index finger to suggest, "Then next time Harita's homework tutoring will be handed over to Jiang Chengsang~ This will save you the need to hire a tutor. money.”

"I always think you deliberately dug a hole to make me jump..." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, then waved his hand impatiently, "Who cares, that kind of thing. I'm going to trouble you or something else. Please be smart."

"I'm full..." Harita put down the rice she ate and stood up reluctantly, "I'm going to the dojo."

"Is it really okay to eat only so much today?" Sun Wheel asked with concern, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"No more." Qing Tai pouted and replied, then walked straight out.

Looking at Harita's lost back, Hiran murmured, "Could it be a cold?"

"How is that possible," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "It's the same with little devils."

"Is that so..." Sun Wheel muttered, and then once again filled a bowl of rice and handed it to someone sitting beside him, "Grandpa Xianren, please eat more."

"Grandpa Immortal? Who is it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and then looked at the stranger beside Sun Wheel, Jiang Cheng was speechless in shock, "You...you...you are? !!”

I saw a bald little old man with a beard and a tortoise shell sitting beside him.

"Turtle... Turtle... Turtle Immortal???!!!" Jiang Chengjing's eyes almost popped off, and incoherently pointed at Immortal "Turtle" and said, "What... what's going on?!! Why Turtle? Immortals will be here?!"

"Ara, I seem to have forgotten to introduce you to you," Sun Wheel laughed lightly, and then pointed to the immortal turtle beside him and introduced, "Speaking of which, Yueyue found it at the gate of Yoshihara."

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong across the table in surprise, "You really picked it up at the gate of Yoshihara?! You really didn't come back from the next studio or Shueisha office. Yes?!"

"How is that possible, idiot," Yueyong snorted disdainfully, "I just saw a very poor old man lying on the ground at the gate of Yoshihara with a nosebleed and twitching, so I put him on the ground. Bring it back."

"Hey!!" Jiang Cheng shouted with some collapse, "Stop joking! They are people from two worlds! Why did the turtle fairy come to our world?! Did the Shueisha explode?! "

"The old man was basking in the sun on the southern island, but he was suddenly sucked in by a black crack," the Turtle Immortal explained with his arms in his arms, "I thought Wukong and the others would find out soon. , but I haven't seen them until now. It's really nerve-racking~"

"Hey, can you wipe your nosebleed first before you speak?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, then looked at Yueyong, "Hey, stay away from him."

"But the girls here are really kind-hearted," Turtle Immortal looked at Yueyong and the sun wheel, "Seeing that a lonely old man like me is willing to rescue me. I'm so grateful. If you can let me I'd be more grateful if I touched my butt."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

…

After breakfast, Jiang Cheng walked out of the gate of Yoshihara with the turtle fairy. Yueyong also quietly followed.

"Really, one by one, I'll make trouble for others," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, while looking at the immortal turtle behind him who was constantly looking at the little girls on the roadside, "Hey, Don't look at it, the most important thing now is to send you back to your original world first! Although "Dragon Ball" was considered a funny comic in the early stage, but in the later stage, it is a fighting comic, right? The two worlds are fundamentally different. So you'd better go back quickly!"

"No, the old man still wants to take a look at these scenery. Wukong and the others will definitely come to me, don't worry." Turtle Immortal said, and walked towards a rather refreshingly dressed boy who had just passed by the roadside. The girl held out her sinful hand.

"Yeah~! Rogue!" The young lady who felt her **** was being touched turned her head and slapped her head, but because the Turtle Immortal was short, the slap was directly accepted by the innocent Jiang Cheng.

"He's obviously a handsome guy, yet he still wants to do such a thing," the young lady scolded with a blushing face, "If you tell me well, you can do whatever you want in the corner, why do you have to be sneaky? ?"

"Smelly old man!!!" Jiang Cheng's face burst with blue veins, and then he shouted at the immortal turtle beside him, "Stop your sinful hand! Why do you still have this character in this world? Ah?! Believe it or not, I'll call the police and put you in jail, bastard!"

"You have a really bad attitude towards the elderly, little brother." Immortal Turtle stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said with a sigh, his other hand did not forget to touch the little one just now. elder sister.

"Everything has been said to make a good confession, and everything is up to you," the young lady said with a blushing face, "Why do you do this on the street? Could it be that you like this kind of thing? In that case, I will only have With you..."

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Do I look like that kind of person?!"

Immediately afterwards, Immortal Turtle beside Jiang Cheng said, "It's all done by that old man!"

"What a lousy man~IndoMTL.com~ Miss Sister spat in disdain, "I didn't even admit to doing such a thing, and even framed it for the elderly. It's so bad! "

After speaking, the young lady spat again and walked forward without looking back. On the way, he did not forget to turn his head again and take a sip.

Jiang Cheng can't help but want to have a seizure now, and then he turned around and stretched out his hand to point at the immortal turtle and curse a few times, but just turned his head, Jiang Cheng felt as if his hand touched something something soft.

Jiang Cheng squeezed subconsciously and wondered, "What is this? Soft..."

Jiang Cheng raised his head and finally realized that what he was touching was actually a certain part of Yueyong.

Time...frozen...

Yueyong was stunned at first, then her face turned red with a brush, and her eyes became like mosquito coils and kept spinning.

Jiang Cheng quickly stretched out his hand with sweat on his face, and explained incoherently, "That... I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?"

"Where the **** are you touching!!!" At the same time as he shouted, Yueyong directly gave Jiang Cheng an over-the-shoulder throw. This was not the end. After Jiang Cheng landed, Yueyong rushed up to the fat. He beat Jiang Cheng.

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