Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 245: :It is the police’s responsibility to send the lonely old man home!
"I said it wasn't intentional!" Jiang Cheng shouted with bruises all over his face, "No matter what I say, I can't take the initiative to touch your European style! Although it is true that I like the big European style! But Definitely not the pair on you!"
"What kind of perverted speech is that!" Yue Yong kicked Fei Jiang Cheng again and scolded, "Don't you feel ashamed to talk about this on the street?! Aren't you shy?!"
"No, if I don't even dare to say what I like, I will never admit that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng retorted as he got up.
"I will never admit to a person like you! How can anyone expose their hobbies on the street?! Are you an idiot? Absolutely idiot!!" Yue Yong cursed with white eyes.
"Well, stop arguing," the Turtle Immortal on the side came out to mediate, "Actually, I think what this little brother said makes sense. If you don't even dare to say what you like, it's true. Not a man."
After listening, Yueyong became quiet, but after hearing what Immortal Turtle said next, Yueyong couldn't help but get angry again.
I saw the Turtle Immortal raised a finger, and then said: "Actually, I don't just like the European style! I also like the ass! I like it the most! The young girls' European style and ass!"
"You're just a simple old man!" Jiang Cheng and Yueyong shouted at the same time.
At the same time, the noise of Jiang Cheng on the street attracted Shishi and Sogou who were patrolling the street.
"Hey, is that you again? There's such a fuss on the street," Shi Shi approached with a cigarette in his mouth. After seeing the troublemaker clearly, he curled his lips in disdain, "If we continue to make such a fuss, , and bring you back to the camp on the crime of obstructing public transportation."
"Boss, what a coincidence." Zongwu raised his hand and greeted Jiang Cheng.
"It's you! Saxi is ignoring it, Mr. Zongwu and Mr. Liu Hai." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted the two of them.
"Can you remember other people's names clearly!" Shi Shi couldn't help scolding.
"That's right!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and pushed Immortal Turtle directly in front of Zong Wu and Shi Shi, "Then this old man will ask you two, the kind of person who sends the lost old man home. It's the police's responsibility."
"It's amazing, boss," Zongwu praised, "Where did you pick up this turtle?"
"I didn't pick it up," Jiang Cheng explained helplessly, pointing to Yueyong beside him, "Yueyue picked it up, so please send him back."
"That's what I said, but where should it be sent?" Zongwu wondered.
"Of course it was sent to Shueisha's office," Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "those people always have a way to get him back."
Fourteen on the side burst into blue veins and cursed after hearing this: "It's impossible to do that kind of thing! First tell me where Shueisha's office is, bastard!"
"How do I know," Jiang Cheng waved his hands impatiently, "Anyway, this kind of thing is the responsibility of the police? Take him away quickly, don't bother me anymore."
"You're a complete asshole, bastard!" Shi Shi Da cursed, "The True Selection Team is not responsible for Dragon Ball World either!"
"Sounds interesting, doesn't it?" Zong Wu on the side squinted and said with a smile, then looked at the turtle fairy and said, "As long as you use the turtle qigong to give the mayonnaise madman over there a message I'll send you back to the original world."
"Really?" Turtle Immortal wondered, "but it really should go back. Although the women in this world are not bad, but I still miss the young girls in my world more."
"Ah, really." Sogo said with a smile.
"Come on then!" Said, the turtle immortal directly burst into clothes and posed, "Turtle...pie..."
"Hey! Wait a minute! Shouldn't that pose be..." Shishi panicked for a moment, "Hey! Wait a minute, it will die! It will definitely die! Wait for me..."
Before he finished speaking, the immortal turtle on the side had already shouted out the last word for "gong"...
Looking at Shi Shi who was knocked out by the blast, Jiang Cheng said with emotion: "Hey, hey, it's really amazing~ I completely fainted after one shot."
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At the same time, the Heng Dojo.
Qingtai pushed open the door and walked in, shouting at the same time, "New Starling, Sister A Miao, I'm here."
Strangely enough, no one responded to Harita.
"Have you not gotten up yet?" Qingtai asked in confusion, and then walked straight to the dojo, but just as she walked to the door of the dojo, Qingta found two small notes attached to the door.
[On the first day of summer vacation, I will go to the beach to play (cross out) and work. Today, Qingtai-kun will practice alone. - New Eight Haw. ps: One can't be lazy. ]
[On the first day of the summer vacation, I made an appointment with Xiaojiu to go shopping, and Qing Taijun should work hard alone. ——A Miao]
"What is this!!!" Qing Tai's fragile little heart suffered a hundred points of damage, "Why do adults have summer vacations, but I don't have one!!"
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A large ship on the sea.
"Why do I want to come here too," Jiang Chengyi muttered in front of the railing with a crooked corner of his mouth, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation, so I still want to take a nap. "
"Boss, don't complain," Zongwu also leaned against the railing, "I have already told him that if he is sent back, he will teach us Turtle School Qigong, such a reward. Is that enough?"
"Really?!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed in surprise, then rushed to Immortal Turtle, "Will he really teach us?! Turtle Qigong?!"
"Ah, after all, you guys helped me as an old man." Turtle Immortal said with a smile.
"Thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng bowed, then took out two binoculars from his arms, "Small gifts are not respectful, there are many young girls on the beach over there!"
"Really?!" Immortal Turtle grabbed the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand instantly, put it in front of him, and looked at the distant coast.
"The one on the right in the pink bikini is very big, old man!" Jiang Cheng also held up his binoculars and looked at the coast.
"That's just so-so, the leopard-print swimsuit next to her is superb!" Turtle Immortal said with a nosebleed.
"Huh? I think the one you said is so-so," Jiang Cheng replied, "I still think the pink swimsuit is better. It's big, right? It must have an F?!"
"Women can't just look at their breasts!" Turtle Immortal replied, "Hey? Wait, why is it all dark? I can't see anything. What's going on? Is it already dark?"
"I don't know," Jiang Cheng replied. "Actually, so am I. It's dark in front of me, and I can't see anything."
Saying that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and groped in front of him, but just when he reached out, Jiang Cheng felt that he had touched something soft, and then he wondered: "Master, did you bring any dough? Why? It feels soft..."
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng came to his senses, put down the binoculars, and looked at Yue Yong, whose blushing face once again turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, with black lines twitching in the corners of his eyes.
"That... Actually, this is also a misunderstanding..." Jiang Cheng explained with sweat on his face.
"Where are you touching!!!" Yue Yong threw Jiang Cheng into the sea with a back fall, "And why do you carry binoculars with you! How much of your hobby are you exposing!"
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"Speaking of which, why do people from the Dragon Ball world come to our world, boss?" Sogo sat on the ground and wondered, "Although they are all works of Shueisha, but this is too ridiculous?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked at the immortal Turtle who was still holding the binoculars and looked towards the beach, "Anyway, listening to the old man's explanation, it seems that something like a crack in time and space suddenly appeared. But as far as I can guess, It must have been Mr. Akira Toriyama who accidentally knocked over the ink while drawing the manuscript. Then all kinds of unexpected things happened."
"So it is." Sogo nodded.
"Really, one by one will cause trouble for others," Shi Shi on the side muttered disdainfully, "Now the production team doesn't know who to send to apologize."
"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "and we are happy to help others. Maybe Mr. Toriyama Akira will thank us."
"I hope." Shi Shi sighed softly.
"Speaking of the boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?" Sogo asked, "I think the boss' character should like No. 18."
"How is that possible," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "if I had to choose, I would definitely choose Bulma. She is beautiful and rich, so she only needs to stay at home after marriage. There is absolutely no need for money. Worry. That's the best feeling."
"You just want to stay at home and play games!" Yueyong ruthlessly complained.
"Yueyue still understands me," Jiang Cheng praised, "My goal in this life is to stay in the room forever and never go out!"
General realization: "..."
"What about Sogo-kun? Who is your favorite character?" Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically ~IndoMTL.com~ Of course, he is No. 18 in the parallel world of the big special. "Zongwu replied.
"Hey? Why?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "That woman doesn't have any affection for humans at all."
"Because I feel that I will feel a sense of accomplishment when I train." Sogo showed a dark smile, "I think it will be interesting to say."
"That's true." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.
"Hey, one of these two is darker than the other." Shi Shi murmured, then looked at Yue Yong and asked aloud, "By the way, it's really hard for you to be with this Super S every day. ."
"No, it's hard work." Yue Yong let out a breath of smoke and replied casually.
"Hey?! Really?!" Shi Shi was surprised, "I have had a very hard time with that shiver every day, but you are not hard at all?! How did you do it?! "
"Of course it is..." As she said that, Yueyong took out a few kunai emitting a cold light from her arms...
"Ah, I understand." Fourteen replied expressionlessly.
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