Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 246: :Dragon Palace:3
"Ah~ it's so slow~" Jiang Cheng lay on the deck boredly, "How long does it take to get to the island in the south? I really want to play games..."
"Indeed, it's so slow..." Zongwu also lay on the deck with Erlang's legs crossed, but then suddenly thought of something, he sat up abruptly, looked at Jiang Cheng and asked, "In other words, it's really possible. Is it? Sending Teacher Wu Tian back to the southern island."
"I don't know if you ask me," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "Isn't it what Liu Haijun suggested? [If you want to send it back, you can only send it back to the island in the south] This is Isn't that what Liu Haijun said?"
"It's really troublesome," Shi Shi, who was doing barbecue beside him, couldn't help but spit, and then raised the two skewers of grilled fish covered in mayonnaise to look at the two of them: "Hey, do you want to eat? You guys."
"Tufang-sang, you are the only one who likes to eat that kind of dog food." Zongwu looked at Shi Shi and replied.
"What did you say?!" Fourteen instantly froze.
"I don't need it anymore." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently.
"The elderly should eat something when it's time for dinner." Teacher Wu Tian put down the binoculars in his hand, went to Fourteen to pick it up, picked up a bunch of grilled fish covered with mayonnaise from the grill, "Thank you so much, this dead fish-eyed brother."
"Just call me Fourteen." Fourteen scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly.
"Thank you then, Fourteen." With that, Mr. Wu Tian put the grilled fish into his mouth, took a bite, and started eating.
"Would you like some?" Fourteen kept eating the grilled fish with mayonnaise in one hand, while the other hand picked up a bunch and handed it to Yueyong, "It's delicious. ."
"Oh...Thank you..." Yueyong looked at the mayonnaise grilled fish and said thank you, and then looked at Shishi and Wu Tian who were eating with relish. In the end, Yueyong decided to give it a try... …
The result was... Yueyong and Teacher Wu Tian were lying in front of the railing and vomited for a while.
"Don't eat that kind of dog food of unknown origin." Jiang Cheng's two hands patted Yueyong and Wu Tian's backs at the same time, "The sea has been polluted by you. The sea will be angry. Oh."
"Speaking of which, boss," Zongwu came over and pointed to a small raft on the sea not far away, "We seem to have met an acquaintance."
"Who?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and at the same time looked in the direction Zong Wu pointed, "It's them!"
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Meanwhile, on the raft...
"A long time ago~In Urashima~"
"After a sea turtle who loves to take pictures was caught~"
"Take it to the Dragon Palace~"
Kagura was sitting at the front of the raft with an umbrella and excitedly humming the little song she composed.
Sitting behind Kagura is Gintoki, and behind Gintoki is rowing a tortoise shell, wearing glasses, a short middle-aged man with a mole on the left side of his nose named Kamenashi, Ryugu Castle turtle.
Shinba sits in the stern, equally excited.
"Little girl, can you stop singing," Kamenashi heard Kagura's humming, and couldn't help but feel helpless, "If this song spreads, I will be miserable."
"Yo hoo!" Kagura shouted excitedly, "I'm going to Ryugu Castle for summer vacation, Aru!"
"Yeah, I didn't expect that Ryugu Castle really exists," Shin Baju at the stern couldn't help but sigh, and then suddenly thought of something, looked at Kamenashi and asked, "Taro Naurajima also has something to do with it. people?"
"Yeah," Kamenashi replied while rowing the boat, "although I didn't know the first guest named Urashima-san, but after that we called all the guests [Urashima-san]. Sir].”
After listening to this, Shin Baha shouted to Ginshi in front of him excitedly: "Did you hear that? Gin-san! We have become [Mr. Urashima]! Don't you think it's cool?! We It's going to go down in history!"
"I heard it, but that kind of thing is okay, right?" Gintoki said without looking back, holding his hand, then turned his head slightly, and glanced at Kamenashi behind him, "You...from From the beginning, I have been calling from guests, do you want to make money from us?"
Kamenashi, who was rowing a boat, stopped quickly, turned to look at Gintoki and explained, "How is that possible! Indeed, Ryugu Castle is a peach blossom garden that only selected guests can visit, and you can't go there with money. But! Although we turtles look frustrated, we are all kind and righteous creatures! Just like the waves of the ocean, there will be retribution, and this is the rule of the sea!"
"I've never seen that kind of turtle at all." Gintoki said casually.
"So!" Kamenashi turned the conversation and took out a few coupons from his body, "This time I will give you...a coupon for all-you-can-drink..."
Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki's fist and Kagura's foot hit Kamenashi's face at the same time, and he cursed at the same time: "Give it to me for free!"
"I see," Kamenashi, who had nosebleeds and shattered glasses, said with a smile again, "This time I'm offering a special double point card..."
Before he finished speaking, he still greeted him with the same gesture as before.
"Give me free!" Gintoki and Kagura shouted again.
"I see," Kamenashi, who was more seriously injured, took out two bottles of detergent from his body and said with a smile, "Attach more detergent..."
Kagura and Gintoki still didn't give Kamenashi a chance to ask for it, and one punched and the other punched, and scolded at the same time: "What kind of shop is that!"
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"By the way, how long will it take to get to Ryugu Castle?" Gintoki raised his chin and frowned slightly, with a little impatience and disgust in his tone, "Have we been drifting at sea for nearly two hours? Don't you have a boat driver's license? Isn't there a boat that you can get there in a flash?"
"Because there was a personal accident with the dolphin before, the case is still under trial..." Kamenashi explained weakly with some embarrassment.
"Do you still have a criminal record?!" Xin Baha groaned.
"Hey, forgive me," Yin Shi frowned and sighed, "I'll turn into an old grandpa before I open the treasure box..."
But at this moment, Gintoki heard this somewhat familiar voice behind him, and looked back subconsciously, and saw a speedboat speeding towards him. There are a few familiar people on the speedboat...
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"Hey, Kagura-chan," Jiang Chengyi smiled at Kagura on the small raft on the railing, "Are you also sending Teacher Wu Tian to the southern island?"
"How is that possible!" Yin Shibai cursed.
"Then why is there a teacher Wu Tian on your boat?" Jiang Cheng pointed at the Kamenashi on the small raft and wondered.
"No, this Kamenashi-san is just an ordinary turtle," Shinbaha explained.
"We're going to Ryugu Castle for summer vacation Aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.
"Dragon Palace City?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, and then he waved his hands in disapproval, "Don't laugh, how could there be such a thing."
Fourteen, who was beside him, snorted disdainfully with a cigarette in his mouth, "Yes, how could there be such a thing. Eighty percent of you were deceived by turtles from somewhere."
"No no, there really is!" Kamenashi on the side was anxious, and quickly defended, "I am the messenger of Ryugu Castle!"
"But what are you guys doing in a place like this?" Yin Shi curled his lips in disdain, "And he brought an elderly turtle that looked suspicious? Could it be the same as us? Do you want to go to Ryugu Castle for summer vacation?"
"So didn't you say everything?" Jiang Cheng replied, "It's the right thing to send Teacher Wu Tian to the southern island."
"There must be a limit to joking," Yin Shi waved his hand in disapproval, "How could such a thing happen."
"No, Boss," Zongwu explained, pointing to the teacher Wu Tian next to him, "this is the real teacher Wu Tian, who just used the real turtle qigong."
"Hey?! Really?!" Yin Shi twitched and looked at the little old man with his hands on his back on the speedboat.
"Then, I won't bother you anymore," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, "I will definitely become a Super Saiyan when we meet next time! Goodbye, Yinshi!"
"Wait for me!" Yin Shi raised his hand and shouted, "Pay me a little attention, bastard! Why did Teacher Wu Tian come to our world?! Explain it to me!"
"It seems that Mr. Akira Toriyama accidentally knocked over the ink when he was drawing the manuscript," Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin up, "so there was a space-time crack or something."
"How is that possible! That kind of thing!" Gintoki scolded, "Why does a space-time crack appear just by knocking over the ink?! I don't understand it at all, bastard!"
"That's right," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "To be honest, I don't quite understand it, but it's okay!"
"Doesn't matter?" Shin Baha wondered ~IndoMTL.com~ Ah! It does not matter! Jiang Cheng replied excitedly, "Teacher Wu Tian said that as long as we send him back, he will definitely teach us Turtle Qigong!" Well, bye bye, Kagura, Gintoki! "
After speaking, Jiang Cheng's small speedboat left at a high speed, leaving the small raft of Yinshi and others far behind.
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"Silver Sauce," Kagura said, tugging at the corner of Yinshi's clothes, a little disappointed, "I also want to learn Turtle School Qigong."
"How could there be such a thing?" Yin Shi pouted the corners of his mouth disdainfully, "I think 80% of them were deceived by that old turtle."
"But that old turtle really looks exactly like Mr. Wu Tian, Yin Sang." Shin Baha said with a blank expression, "This is really going to be bad, Yin Sang. The production team definitely wants to Something has happened, Yin-sang. I might be complained by Dragon Ball fans, Yin-sang."
"That idiot..." Yin Shi murmured through gritted teeth.
But just after finishing speaking, Gintoki heard the sound of an engine coming closer and closer behind him. Looking back subconsciously, I saw a huge yacht coming fast. The two people standing on the deck of the yacht seem familiar...
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