Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 248: :Did you suffer? (Dragon Palace: 5)
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"Ah, why nothing happened?" Jiang Cheng pointed to his chin and murmured, "It's so strange, what Mr. Wu Tian just said was imposing, is he not imposing enough?"
"Idiot!" Yueyong pointed at the waves that were about to fall and cursed with white eyes, "See what's going on right now?!"
"Ah, the situation doesn't seem to be very good..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and smiled.
"It's not bad at all!" Shinba roared, "We're going to die!!"
"You are wrong!" Jiang Cheng severely criticized, "It should be said that the youth is finished!"
"All Yi..." Before Xin Baji finished speaking, the waves had already drowned everyone...
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"Uh...uh..." Xinbaha murmured and finally opened his eyes, and then slowly got up.
"It's not finished! It's great!" Looking at his hands, Xin Ba Haw was pleasantly surprised, but then, when Xin Ba Haw stood up and glanced at his environment, he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Could it be! Did I suffer?!!" Looking at the sea in front of him and the isolated island like a virgin forest behind him, Xin Baha was a little panicked.
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"Silver-sang!" Shin Baha kept shouting along the coastline, "Jiang Cheng-sang! Kagura-chan! Miss Yueyong! Kamenashi-san! Is anyone here?!..."
Xin Baha shouted for more than half an hour, but no one responded to him. At this time, Xin Baha finally realized what...
Xin Bazhu continued to explore this small isolated island. As he walked, Xin Bazhu walked to a stone cave that looked like a natural cave. He raised his head and glanced at the cave. open wide...
Looking at the humanoid skeleton in the cave and the countless [正] characters engraved on the ground in front of the skeleton, Xin Baha finally had to believe the fact that he had suffered.
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【This is not a Dragon Palace at all...】Xin Baha hugged his legs and lowered his head and sat on the beach in despair, 【There is neither rich cuisine, nor beautiful dancers, nor the princess of Dragon Palace... ]
Thinking of this, Xin Baha raised his head, looked at the sea level in front of him with tears in his eyes, and shouted in a broken voice: "Why!! Why did my summer vacation become like this?! Why did it change? A summer vacation like Robinson Crusoe?! Why is it an uninhabited island?!"
After shouting, Shin Baha knelt down and slammed on the beach a few times with his fists, while still murmuring, "Why?! Why?! The rest of my life... ...do you really want to spend time on an isolated island? Not reconciled! Really not reconciled!"
Following, Xin Baji's tears dripped down again...
"My wish...the desire to get rid of virginity, the desire to revive the dojo...all...all can't be fulfilled!!"
Thinking that he would be like Robinson, the new Bajah who was discovered decades later. When I think about the new Baha, who is full of right and wrong when I return home in a few decades, the fear in my heart is even greater...
"No!" Xin Baha quickly slapped his face heavily, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and stood up, "You can't think like that! Xin Baha! Think positively! Shinbahaw! Yinsang and the others are definitely still alive! They will definitely come to save me! Until then, I must live alone!"
After finishing speaking, Xin Baji reached a dead tree branch on the beach next to him, then walked straight over to pick it up, and then drew a huge [SOS] sign on the beach.
After doing all this, Xin Baha put down his stick and looked up at the sun in the distance, his eyes firm, [Yes! Now is the time to be positive! The world is a mirror that reflects your heart! Due to the distracting thoughts in your heart, the world you see will also be dyed in a color that matches it! ]
[It's better to enjoy the current situation! The new eight! This is an uninhabited island! Such perfect loneliness cannot be experienced casually! ]
Thinking of this, Xin Ba Ha's mood finally relaxed a lot, and then involuntarily ripped off his beach shorts and glasses, and ran wanton on the beach with his eyes closed and his face soft.
【I feel my whole mood relax all of a sudden...] Xin Baha suddenly jumped up while running, opened his arms, his expression was soft, 【Moreover, I finally found out that it was not the clothes I took off , but the inner armor! In our daily life, we don’t know when we put on thick armor on our hearts, in order not to hurt ourselves and to live better…]
【What are we afraid of? 】 Xin Ba Ha did not stop, he was still running recklessly, 【 Now he has taken off the barrier of armor, his naked heart gently embraces everything, his heart melts in the wind, and his body is one with nature. Now, he can feel it. arrive! The trees, the water, the sun are all in me! Yes, I am part of the earth! The earth is also a part of me! ]
Thinking of this, Xin Bajia's eyes overflowed with happy tears and shouted: "That's right! I'm not alone!"
But then, out of the corner of Xin Ba Ha's eyes, he saw the people standing by the side looking at him expressionlessly (Jiang Cheng, who was covering Kagura's eyes, and Yin Shi, Yue Yong, Jiu Bing, etc.) Wei, as well as A Miao, who covered her mouth in disbelief, Shi Shi and Sou Wu, who were expressionless, and Hasegawa, who shook her shoulders and covered her mouth desperately to hold back her laughter.)
【Really not alone! ! ] Xin Baha silently stopped, then turned around and put on his beach shorts silently. Of course, he didn't forget to put on his glasses.
"Ahahahaha," Hasegawa couldn't help but finally couldn't hold back, clutching his stomach and laughing loudly. "What the **** are you doing? I laughed so hard, hahahaha..."
"You must be the most shameless laugh?!" Yin Shi cursed with white eyes, "When I found you, you were in the same state as Xin Ba Hao?! No, it's not the same, it's exactly the same. !”
Everyone sent a contemptuous look at the same time.
"I just thought I was the only one left..." Looking at everyone's teasing eyes, Hasegawa quickly explained, "That's why I held the idea of [I am the only one left on the earth] and wanted to Open the throttle and throw everything away!"
"Xinjiang, you..." A Miao was about to say something while covering her mouth, but was stopped by the smiling Xin Ba Haw.
"Sister~ and everyone, it turns out that everyone is safe and sound." Xin Baha said with a smile, then patted his chest and showed a look of fear, "I'm really worried to death, in case everyone has something wrong... …”
Everyone: Hey, this kid is going to turn over all those just now!
"But, you just..." A Miao hesitated.
"What? What's wrong with me?" Xin Baha wondered, and then murmured, holding his chin, "The memory just now seems to be a little confusing, I just remember that I started to search for you after I woke up, and then I met you. ."
Everyone: This kid is really going to fool him!
"But..." A Miao wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.
"Don't say it, Miss A Miao!" Jiang Cheng shook his head, "We can just treat everything just now as if nothing happened! Lord Xin Bajiu has indeed reached the age where he can act strangely. !”
"That's it..." A Miao murmured, then looked at Xin Ba Hao and smiled again, and said, "But it's really great, everyone is safe and sound."
"That's right, hahaha..." Xinba scratched the back of his head and laughed, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and whispered, "Thank you."
"It's alright," Jiang Cheng chuckled, "you must know that at your age, Yinshi is even more troublesome than you. Every morning, you can see many wrinkles in the trash can in Yinshi's house. Baba's..."
Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yin Shi covered his mouth.
"Shut up, you idiot!" Yin Shi scolded with blue veins in a low voice, "What you said is completely different!"
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"It turns out that everyone was shipwrecked on the way to Ryugu Castle, and in the end they all drifted to this deserted island." Hasegawa held his hands and analyzed.
At this time, everyone gathered in a group, standing on the hot beach, and began to analyze the current situation.
"No!" Jiang Cheng was the first to retort, "It's not Dragon Palace! It's the right way to send Teacher Wu Tian back to the southern island!"
"Shut up!" Yin Shi shouted, "You wouldn't be happy if you didn't make trouble for the production team for a day?!"
"Isn't it good that everyone is fine?" A Miao said.
"It's good, the boat that left here, and the means to contact the outside world for help, the house, and the food are all gone." Yin Shi spread out his hands and said helplessly, "What should I do? ?"
"But in a place like this, no one will care if you kill Hijikata-san properly." Sogou stretched out his index finger and said solemnly.
"Shut up for me too!" The Fourteenth Congress scolded, "You are the one who is more dangerous than the current situation!"
Ignoring Shishi and Sogou who were pinching up ~IndoMTL.com~ Kubei calmly said: "With so many minds gathered, no matter it is an uninhabited island or something, it will definitely be able to survive. It's time to think about it now. how to get out of here and how to survive until you leave.”
"Sou Ga," Yin Shi nodded, then pointed directly at Jiang Cheng and suggested, "Then, let's name this guy as the captain before that. This guy is the toughest among us. With him as the captain, we will definitely survive."
"Stop joking, who wants to be that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and declined impatiently, "It's too troublesome."
"Can't you be a little more responsible?!" Yin Shi scolded, "Isn't it you who brought us into this situation?!"
"Do you want to blame me even for this kind of thing?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "I want to blame you to blame Jiang Mo... woo woo..."
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