Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 249: :Dragon Palace:6
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Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao covered his mouth at the same time.
"Shut up! How much trouble do you want to cause! Asshole!" Yin Shi cursed.
"Jiang Chengsang, those words can't be said at all." Xin Ba Hao also quickly reminded, "It will arouse the disgust of Dragon Ball fans!"
"Ah, I'm sorry." Jiang Cheng whispered.
"Since you don't want to be the captain..." Yin Shi murmured while holding his chin, and then suddenly thought of something, clasped his hands and suggested, "Then first consider the method of deciding the captain and then decide the candidate for the captain." /
“Then use the method of deciding the captain to decide the leader of the team.” A Miao continued.
"Hey! It's too much trouble!" Xin Baha couldn't help but complain, "The whole world has become a captain!"
"It's too much trouble, so let Hasegawa-san be the captain." Gintoki picked his nostrils and said casually, "He is the eldest, so he should be very good at surviving on an uninhabited island."
"Don't say it in that annoying tone," Hasegawa complained, frowning, "I don't want to be the captain here!"
"That's right, MADAO only needs to be responsible for pulling the curtains, Aru." Kagura said.
"What kind of indifferent job is that!" Hasegawa complained, "And how can there be curtains here?!"
"I'm talking about drawing the curtains of life Aru," Kagura replied.
"Hey! What you said just now clearly meant [to die]!" Hasegawa shouted, "Do you mean to let me die?! You girl!"
"Then..." Yue Yong, who was on the side, finally couldn't help speaking out, and took out a few kunai, which was cold, from her arms, "It's better to use the kunai to make a decision."
"Ah, is it a lottery?" Xin Baha praised, "Miss Yueyong is quite reliable sometimes."
"Ah, it's considered a lottery," Yueyong replied, and then shook Kuu in front of everyone, "Mixing the captain's Kuu with the ordinary Kuu..."
"And then start the lottery?" Shin Baha wondered.
"No, after throwing it out, it is written that whoever the captain's kunai hits is the captain." Yueyong continued.
"There's no such nonsense drawing method at all!" Shinba shouted, "In this method, no matter whether the leader is drawn or not, everyone will be killed! What is this? [Death Draw]? ?!"
……
"Then, the most important thing right now is to search the island first," Kubei said. "Today's classes are divided into food class and exploration class."
"Well, please add another nap class." Zongwu raised his hand and said, at this time Zongwu was lying on the beach wearing a blindfold. Next to Zongwu was Jiang Cheng, who had put his umbrella on the beach and was already snoring in the shadows under the umbrella.
Seeing this scene, Yueyong threw a kunai at Jiang Cheng with an expressionless face. At the same time, Shi Shi also raised Zong Wu with a burst of blue veins.
"Indeed," Kubei murmured with his chin supported, "if we are going to spend the night here, we really need a stable place to live, then we'll add the [Finding a place for everyone to sleep] class, abbreviated as [Sleep] class."
"And the curtain is in charge of Ban Aru!" Kagura raised his hand and said, and then pointed to Hasegawa next to him.
"The curtain team is superfluous!" Hasegawa shouted, "Why are you pointing at me? Am I the only thing I can do in your eyes?!"
But at this moment, A Miao raised her hand excitedly and said, "Hi! Then I can enter the food class! I can't wait to show my extraordinary cooking skills!"
"Yo Xi! Just add another class, the chemical poisoning class." Gintoki suggested to Kubei.
But just after he finished speaking, Ginshi was kicked out by A Miao who rolled up his sleeves.
"It's really, really troublesome," Shi Shi spat disdainfully, and then took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, "No way, in order to survive, put me in the food class for the time being."
"That, I'm sorry," Sogo raised his hand to look at Jiubingwei, "Can you add another dog food for the class?"
"You want to be beaten, kid!" Shi Shi cursed with white eyes.
……
The final grouping is...
Search Class: Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, Kagura, Fourteen, Sogou.
Finding a home (sleeping) class: Shin Baha, Yueyong, Kubei.
Food class: Hasegawa, Amy.
The search team is responsible for exploring the entire island, including access to resources such as fresh water. So the most people.
Look for shelter classes, literally.
Food class, ibid.
……
Looking at the few fish Hasegawa caught, Ami praised: "It's really amazing, Hasegawa-san."
"Hehe," Hasegawa, who was carrying the fishing rod, rubbed his nose proudly after hearing the sound, and then smiled embarrassedly, "Anyway, I am also a man at sea, as long as there are branches and bait, this kind of It's nothing."
"It's really amazing," A Miao praised with a smile again, "No matter what kind of waste wood, the gods will give you a skill~"
"Uh...ha," Hasegawa finally came to his senses and smiled bitterly, "So you're just complimenting the gods."
"But..." A Miao frowned slightly as she looked at the fish in front of her, and said distressedly, "Although I have the ingredients, how should I cook it? Although I have tried many methods, I just can't raise the fire."
Looking at the chess and cards drawn on the beach behind A Miao and the stones used as flags, Hasegawa couldn't help complaining: "I said that I tried a lot of methods, but it was obviously playing, right? Is it playing Go? "
"When my father was still alive, he always sparked a lot of sparks around the chessboard." A Miao explained.
"It's impossible to light it! That spark!"
"That's right!" A Miao suddenly thought of something, and then asked, "Hasegawa-san smokes? Is there a lighter or something?"
"Sorry, I fell into the sea," Hasegawa sighed helplessly, and then supported his sunglasses, "At that time, I was just trying my best to protect the sunglasses."
"I see... that's really nerve-racking." A Miao frowned and said in distress.
"Actually, I want to smoke one too," Hasegawa prayed. "Think of a way, Miss A Miao."
"Ah! Yes!" A Miao suddenly thought of something, then stood up and came to Hasegawa, "Can Hasegawa-san borrow your sunglasses?"
"Hey? What? What's wrong?" Although he said so, Hasegawa obediently handed the sunglasses to A Miao.
I saw A Miao put the sunglasses on the ground, and then explained with a smile: "I have a good idea, just wait and see."
"Hey, let me make a statement first," Hasegawa reminded. "If you want to use it as a lens to focus light and make a fire, you basically don't think about it."
"Look." After saying that, A Miao lifted a stone and smashed it directly at the sunglasses. Sunglasses... shattered.
"You just want to smash it?!"
"Then..." Immediately after, A Miao took out a match from her arms, lit it, and threw it on the broken sunglasses. The match instantly ignited the broken sunglasses, "That's it."
"Didn't you bring any matches?!" Hasegawa said angrily, "Is that just to smash my sunglasses?!"
……
At the same time, a group of people in the search team in the forest are actively practicing... Turtle School Qigong...
"Turtle...Sai...Qi...Gong!!"×3
"Sure enough," Jiang Cheng murmured while frowning and propping his chin, "what's missing? What is the momentum that Mr. Wu Tian is referring to? I feel that it is already very powerful. ."
"It must be that the momentum is not enough!" Yin Shi held his hands and analyzed, "If the momentum is enough, it can definitely be sent out."
"That's right, Aru!" Kagura echoed, and once again assumed the posture of Turtle School Qigong, shouting: "Turtle... School... Qi... Gong Aru!!"
"No, no, no!" Jiang Cheng quickly corrected, "It's not like this at all! Alu doesn't need to be added!"
"But if I don't say this, I feel something is wrong Aru," Kagura wrinkled his nose and replied, "This is my important character Aru!"
"That kind of character design, it's okay to put it aside for a while." Yin Shi waved his hand, "The most important thing now is to teach us the profound meanings that Teacher Wu Tian has taught us across the world."
"Oh! I see!" Kagura replied.
"Then, again! This time we must use all the momentum, understand?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
Then, the three started a new round of attempts...
At the same time, Shishi and Sogou, who had just searched half of the forest, came over. Fourteen, who saw this scene expressionlessly, kicked the three of them flying at the same time.
Then he scolded with a burst of blue veins: "Give me enough time! Bastards! Is this the time to do this kind of thing?!"
"You should stop for a while, Tufang," Zongwu said ruthlessly, "When you said to go to the toilet by yourself just now, didn't you secretly try it several times?"
"Shut up for me!" Shi Shi scolded with a blushing face, "Why do you know that kind of thing?! Do you want to follow me when I go to the toilet?!"
"No, I just want to kill you while you're on the toilet." Zongwu explained, "Don't worry, Hijikata. I'm not the director, so I won't do that kind of stalker behavior to you."
"You're even scarier than a stalker, okay! You're so shaky!" Shi Shi shouted with white eyes~IndoMTL.com~ It hurts, what are you doing, Liu Haijun. "Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and stood up, complaining in a low voice.
"Could it be that you have already learned it? Duo Chuanjun?" Yin Shi also stood up and pouted.
"It's really cunning, Aru. He secretly practiced at his convenience and didn't invite us together." Kagura pouted and complained.
"Do you only remember this kind of thing?!" Fourteen gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't we say that we are responsible for half of this forest, and you are responsible for half?!"
"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "The most important thing now is to learn the profound meaning first!"
"No, the most important thing right now is to break your head! No, it's your head!" Shi Shibai cursed without thinking.
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