Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 251: :Dragon Palace:8

"I didn't look for it at all! You bastard!" Xin Baha resisted the anger in his heart and said word by word, "Where did you go to? You stupid turtle!"

"It hurts, let go..." Kamenashi begged.

"It's actually your kindness and vengeance, why did you take us to Ryugu Castle," Xinba said reluctantly, still shaking the Kamenashi in front of him, "It's all your fault that we are trapped in this unmanned place. Island!"

"Xinbaha, calm down." Kubei hurriedly stepped forward and stopped him.

"Ah? What are you talking about? What uninhabited island?" Kamenashi wondered.

"Are you still pretending at this time?! This is an uninhabited island! You bastard!" Shinpachi scolded, "What the **** are you going to do? In a place where birds don't shit!"

"This is not an uninhabited island, it is Ryugu Castle." Kamenashi replied.

Hearing these words, Xin Ba Ha and Jiu Bing Wei were stunned for a few seconds...

"What inexplicable words are you talking about?!!" Xin Ba Ha was even more annoyed, "Do you still want to perfunctory at this time?! If this is Dragon Palace City, my toilet is also Dragon Palace City. !!”

"Calm down! Shinhachi-kun." Kubei stopped again, and then asked a little embarrassedly, "If your toilet can be called Ryugucheng, then my microwave oven can also be called For the Dragon Palace? Can you?"

"Who knows! That kind of thing!" Shinbaha turned his head and shouted.

At this time, A Miao and Hasegawa were walking slowly.

"Xinjiang, did you find anything?" A Miao shouted at Xinba.

"Sister..." Xin Baha looked at the person coming, then raised Mr. Kamenashi in his hand, and shouted at A Miao with a smile: "I found something to eat, today is Turtle Hot Pot."

"Really~" A Miao said with a smile.

"Wait, wait, I mean it!" Kamenashi said quickly, "This is really Ryugu Castle! I can swear to kelp! No, I swear to wakame!"

"There's no difference at all!!" Shinpachi scolded with his blue veins bursting, and immediately wanted to smash the Kamenashi in front of him.

But at this time, the Kubei guard behind Xin Baji made a sound...

"Shinbaja-kun, Shinbaja-kun, look here." Jiubeiwei pointed to the house number next to the cave.

"Ah?" Shinbachi fell into silence when he looked at the house number that read [2-5-3, Ryugujo 3-chome].

Kamenashi also took advantage of Xin Ba Haw's stunned moment to escape from Shin Ba Haw's palm, then patted his chest and pretended to have lingering fears, "But it's really great, everyone is safe and sound, nothing. Thinking of everyone floating near my house."

"Hey hey?!! Wait...wait...hey hey?!!" Shin Baha hugged his head and fell into deep self-doubt.

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"Dragon Palace City, this is Dragon Palace City?" Xin Ba Hao obviously hadn't recovered, and looked around in shock, "This place where birds don't **** is actually Dragon Palace City?!"

"Yeah, but although it is said to be Ryugu Castle, it is actually that," Kamenashi explained to everyone, "It's barely the end of Ryugu Castle."

"Bullshit!" Shinba shouted, then pointed to the skeleton on the inside of the cave, "Then how do you explain that?! How could there be a dead person in Ryugu Castle? That one is a victim, right?!"

"Oh, you said this," Kamenashi walked into the cave, walked to the skeleton, squatted down and explained to everyone, "This is actually my wife."

"Stop bluffing us!" Shinpachi shouted, "Your wife?! Is this skeleton your wife?!"

"No, no, she's not dead, she just lost a lot of energy during the spawning period," Kamenashi explained, "and she can't move."

"What do you mean by losing weight?! It's just a skeleton!" Shin Baha shouted again, and then pointed to the countless orthographic characters and [Save me] carved on the ground in front of the skeleton, "And, if it is What are your wife's words?!"

"Really, I scratched the floor again," Kamenashi sighed as she looked at the skeleton in front of her, "I really can't do anything about you, there is still a month before the due date. I know, your hard work. I'll help you too, to lay healthy eggs."

"What kind of messed up information is this?" Xin Bazhu was a little distraught, "I always feel like my head is all messed up."

"It's said that it's not okay to not buckle the turtle shell when sleeping." With that, Kamenashi took out a purple turtle shell and covered it with his "wife".

"What the **** is going on..." Jiubingwei murmured.

"Anyway, it doesn't seem like this is an uninhabited island." Shin Baha replied.

"Then we can go back and return to our normal life." Hasegawa, who was on the side, held his hands and analyzed.

After listening, everyone began to look at each other.

"That's great! I can go back!" Xin Bajule danced, "I've had enough of Ryugucheng! Although I have experienced a lot of setbacks, as long as I can go back, I will have no complaints. So get out of this crappy place! Hey, turtles! Get us out of this island! Enough! This crappy place!"

"Go back? Where?" Kamenashi slowly turned his head to look at Xin Baha with a blank expression on his face.

"Ah? What nonsense are you talking about, of course it's our home..." Kamenashi interrupted Shinbaha before he could finish speaking.

"The place where I can go back no longer exists." With that, Kamenashi took out a small TV from behind and placed it in front of everyone.

I saw real-time news from Edo on TV:

Anchor Hanano stood in front of the camera, holding a microphone to explain the tragic state of Edo to the audience: "As you can see, the countless turtle-shaped machines suddenly appearing in the sky have dropped strange boxes, and the gas is emitted from the inside. The gas caused the people of Edo to become old people one after another."

Before finishing speaking, a burst of smoke directly drowned the anchor Hanano. After a few seconds, the smoke dissipated, and the anchor Hanano turned into a white-haired old lady who couldn't stand still...

"To... what the **** is going on?!" Shinpachi murmured, "What happened in Edo?!"

"That is the ice silk developed by Ryugu Castle that can promote aging: Treasure Box G!" Kamenashi explained slowly.

"Ryugujo? So you mean that Ryugujo attacked Edo like that?!" Shinpachi murmured, and then complained, "Also, what kind of treasure chest G is that?! It's the jade box that the princess gave to Urashima Taro! It's a box that grows old when you open it! Does it really exist?!"

"Wait!" At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly reacted, pointing at Kamenashi and cursing, "If this is Ryugu Castle, then are you also an enemy?!"

"If it was an enemy, I wouldn't have brought you here on purpose," Kamenashi said slowly with his back to the crowd. "There is a shadow under the wakame."

"It should be a fan of the authorities..." Shinbaha corrected expressionlessly, then suddenly thought of something and looked at Kamenashi in disbelief, "Kamenashi-san, are you trying to prevent us from being killed? Did you just get us to this island?"

"You only guessed half of it right, the other half is not." Kamenashi, who changed his glasses to sunglasses, turned his head and looked at everyone seriously, "I see that you can crush Ottohime's ambition with me. Warriors, that's why I called you here!"

"Wait!" Shinbaha suddenly thought of something and pointed at Kamenashi with a shocked expression, "So Jiang Chengsang and the others came to the island for the same reason?! Are you the one who knocked over the ink?!"

"No, they are not." Kamenashi replied without hesitation, "It's just a pure coincidence."

Xin Ba Hao, who heard this sentence, couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, and murmured: "Hey, I thought I would almost find the culprit. You must know that yesterday the production team received a complaint from Dragon Ball fans. Demand that the culprit be cut to the stomach."

"Hey, wait, after listening to what you said just now, are you going to let me do the abdominal incision instead of the production team?" Kamenashi said expressionlessly.

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard the sound of [dong dong dong] shelling from outside the cave.

Xin Ba Ha was the first to go out to check, and saw a lot of turtle soldiers carrying heavy weapons who had just landed on the beach not far away.

"Hey! Kamenashi! Get out of here!" The mohawk turtle who was suspected of being the leader shouted, carrying a gun, "As the captain of the main guard of the building, you dare to defy Lord Otohime, you really are You deserve to die! The fact that you harbored the Earthlings has been exposed! All the Earthlings are the targets of punishment! Get out with the Earthlings immediately!"

"Ke~IndoMTL.com~ Are you noticed? Dodge!" Kamenashi, who was secretly observing from the entrance of the cave, spat secretly, then looked at Xinba Haw and the others and reminded them and turned to flee to the side. trail.

Although Xin Ba Haw and the others did not fully understand the current situation, they quickly followed.

At the same time, a sharp-eyed turtle caught sight of Shin Baha and others.

"Over there! Hit me!" After shouting, the rest of the turtles raised their weapons and pulled the trigger at Xin Ba Haw and others without thinking.

"Hey! Wait! What's going on?" Shinbaha shouted at Kamenashi, who was leading the escape in front of him while dodging the cannonball, "I'm here for summer vacation! Obviously I'm here. It's summer vacation!"

"To put it bluntly, in fact, this planet has been targeted by the owner of Ryugu Castle, Otohime-sama." Kamenashi explained without turning back, "If she is allowed to go on like this, then this place will become It's all a planet of old men and old women! I discovered this conspiracy, and in order to prevent the implementation of this plan, I searched for warriors who could defeat Otohime! That's why I insisted on doing bad things to find people with righteous souls who could not tolerate evil Yes! That's you!"

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