Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 252: :Don’t underestimate the elderly!

"It's not at all! Can you stop lying!" Shinba pointed angrily at the thick stack of video tapes that Kamenashi was holding, "It was obvious that he left his wife during the egg-laying period and hugged him. The scum turtle running around on the videotape! And why do you write [Doraemon] on the video tape?! This kind of disguise can be seen at a glance! Scum turtle!"

But suddenly, Kamenashi stopped, and A Miao and the others also stopped and formed a group.

"No matter where you look, there are turtles. This island is completely surrounded." Looking at the turtles surrounding her, A Miao said.

"I'm going to be caught, what are we going to do!" Hasegawa shouted.

Kubei, who was standing beside him, pulled out his knife and rushed towards the turtles.

"Why at such a critical moment, none of those reliable men are there!" Kubei couldn't help but scolded in a low voice after dealing with a turtle.

"Hold on!" Xin Baha picked up a wooden stick from the ground and forced a turtle to retreat, "They will definitely come! Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang and the others will definitely come!"

That's it, about ten minutes later...

Xin Ba Haw and others have already dealt with many turtles, but it seems that they are still far behind.

At this moment, Gintoki's voice suddenly came.

"Oh, long wait..."

"Yin Sang!" Xin Ba Hao was overjoyed and looked in the direction of the voice, and everyone also looked over, but after that, everyone's expressions froze.

I saw a short old man with silver hair leaning on a cane in one hand and the other behind his back, and a tall old man with slightly orange-red hair slowly approaching. These two are Yinshi and Jiangcheng.

Behind Ginshi and Jiang Cheng are expressionless Kagura and Yueyong, and Sogo holding a portrait.

"Who are you!!!" Xin Ba Hao was a little bit broken.

"It's Gin-chan and Uncle Aru." Kagura replied.

"This...isn't this the new Baji-kun..." Jiang Cheng said slowly, "I haven't seen you for three hundred years, and I've grown so big..."

"Wait a minute! Why are you two like this?!" Shinba shouted, then twitched the corners of his eyes and pointed at the portrait held in Sogo's arms, "Wait, that... Could it be that the portrait of the old man that Okita-san is holding is Hijikata-san! What the **** is going on?!"

"No... not a portrait..." Shi Shi said slowly, "yes... ah? What am I going to say?"

"The portrait speaks!!"

"Did you touch the sample of the treasure chest G that I secretly brought out of Ryugu Castle?" Kamenashi, who had been captured by the turtles, looked at Ginshi and the others in disbelief.

"What is the sample?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Yeah... what is it?" Gintoki also wondered.

"I don't know..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then looked at Yin Shi who was beside him, "Speaking of which, I wanted to ask just now, who are you? Why can't I help but want to get angry when I see you? ?"

"Who are you?" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, "and I feel very uncomfortable when I see you."

"Is that so..." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi nodded at the same time, and then the two stood on the same spot and shouted.

"No way!" Shin Baha shouted in a brokenhearted voice.

At this moment, Zongwu couldn't help but speak out...

"Hey, turtles." Sogo looked at the turtles that surrounded him.

"That's great, fortunately there is a normal man." Xin Ba Hao said happily.

"It's up to you to arrest anything! But..." Sogo continued, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at the portrait in his hand, "Before that, please allow me to take the portrait of Hijikata-san. Throw it... put it here!"

"Here...wait for me..." Fourteen shouted quickly, "You just want to leave me here, right?! You want to leave me here as a portrait, right?! And why only I've become a portrait by myself?!"

As he spoke, Shi Shi suddenly coughed violently, "No, now this body... vomits so much that it starts to crumble..."

"Then, please rest in peace here, Hijikata-san." Saying that, Zongwu placed the portrait of the fourteenth in front of a big tree.

"Wait! At least take me with you!" Fourteen shouted quickly.

Seeing the meaningless quarrel between the two, Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, then walked up to a certain turtle soldier, stretched out his hands, and said with a tearful smile, "Sah, grab us quickly. Get up."

"Oh, oh." The turtle soldier hurriedly took out a rope and tied Shin Baja's hands.

"It's... it's our turn..." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi lined up behind Xin Ba Ha.

"Are you in such a hurry?!" Shin Baha turned his head and scolded, "By the way, do you really know what's going on?!"

"Uh...don't underestimate the elderly!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "there are times when the elderly don't lose to the young!"

"So Da So Da," Yin Shi nodded, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was partying in front of him again, "By the way... Who are you?"

"You two are exactly the same!" Xin Baha said in a hurry, "No one mentioned the point!"

"Next time it's up to me," Zongwu walked over with the rope, with a dark smile on his face, looking at the turtle soldier in front of him, "Speaking of which, do you really know how to tie it? Do you want me to teach you how to tie it? Teach you, I am very skilled in tortoise shell binding."

"Huh? Really?" The Turtle Soldier blushed.

"Are you two coming too?!" Shinba spouted angrily.

"That... please don't leave me..." Fourteen shouted.

"Then please ask Hijikata-san to say things like [I'm really happy to be a portrait~]." Sogo, who had his hands tied, turned his head and said to the portrait of Fourteen, "If you say something like that I'll take you with me."

"Who would say such a thing!" Shi Shi said angrily, "It's been three hundred years, and your S hasn't changed at all?!"

"Then don't care." Sogou shrugged and said indifferently.

"I know, I know!" Seeing that everyone was really about to abandon himself, Shi Shi covered his face and muttered, "I'm really happy to be a portrait! I'm really happy to not have to be like them! Kekeke...how about it? Is it alright?"

…

Under the sea, Dragon Palace.

In fact, the so-called Ryugu Castle is originally a huge mobile brothel that wanders between planets. It does not belong to any country and transcends any laws and regulations.

Beloved by many powerful people, so that he has obtained great power. Even speaking, the current Ryugu Castle has the ability to compete with a country as a mobile city.

After Jiang Cheng and others were brought here, they were locked in a cell. As for Kamenashi, they should have been detained separately.

Through the iron fence, looking at the turtle soldiers who are constantly escorting the old man and the old lady, Xinba murmured: "Humans who have been turned into old people are constantly sent here, and sooner or later we will..."

Kubei, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground and holding his hands, analyzed: "Although I don't know what she intends to do, the one named Ottohi really intends to make this country only old people."

"What exactly are we going to do?" Hasegawa, who was also sitting on the ground, was a little restless. "The turtles were taken to other places, and our movement was restricted again."

Having said that, Hasegawa looked at the two old men and a portrait who were watching TV with their backs to the crowd, "These guys have also become like that, but why are these guys watching all day? Sumo? Why is there a TV in the cell? Why is the portrait crying while watching the sumo show?"

"I'm so moved..." Shi Shi murmured, then looked at Yinshi and Jiang Cheng, "Can the next show be replaced by a mayonnaise cooking show? This is a sumo show for the elderly. It's a little too exciting indeed."

"That..." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yue Yong who was holding his forehead and said, "Can I trouble you to change the stage? Sumo doesn't matter anymore, so can I trouble you to change to women's sumo?"

"No, no!" The portrait on the side quickly retorted, "That kind of thing is even more exciting! If you look at it, your blood pressure will rise if you're not careful! My sons often remind me like this. Don't bother the kids."

"Ah, what you said makes sense." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and watched the sumo show on TV intently.

"Hey, these guys are really making people angry," Xinba murmured, "Is it only possible to think about that kind of thing when you become an old man?!"

"That..." At this time, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and said slowly, "Since women's sumo is not good, can we watch the women's wrestling competition?"

"There's no difference at all!!" Xinba spit out loudly~IndoMTL.com~ ah... Soga..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again.

After nearly ten seconds, Yin Shi suddenly turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng and said, "Jiang Cheng, in the end... do you only think about that kind of thing when you become an old man?"

"It's so slow!" Shinba shouted, "It's really slow to complain! How much time do you take up?! Besides, I've already complained, so you don't have to force it. , just leave it to me."

"Don't treat me as an old man," Yin Shi said while looking at Xin Ba Ha, "I won't lose to young people yet."

"It's really yours, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng murmured with his arms crossed, "Young people nowadays are bland and tasteless, just like when I was young..."

Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng stopped again and let out a cry.

"It's really annoying these two guys. Next time they pretend to be stupid, I'll definitely ignore it..." Xin Baha sighed softly, and then sat down on the ground.

"What the **** is going on," Jiubingwei looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi and the fourteen who turned into a portrait, "their behaviors are becoming more and more like old people."

"Isn't there a way to get back to the original state?" Shin Baha looked up and asked.

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