Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 254: :Beauty is like the fruit of summer…
After finishing the two turtle soldiers behind her, Yueyong winked at A Miao again, indicating that A Miao would continue to divert the opponent's attention while she continued to look for a breakthrough.
"But after seeing your appearance, I think it's okay to forget it, just leave it aside, because no matter how you look at it, I still look more cute." After speaking, he couldn't help but chuckle twice to express his disdain.
After listening to this, A Miao's face instantly burst into blue veins, and she rolled up her sleeves and cursed, "Ah?! That's right! If you have the ability to show your face, let's decide the outcome in a dignified manner! You bastard!"
"Ah?!" Otoji shouted, not to be outdone, "Do you want to fight, bastard?! Do you think you can win me bastard?!"
Immediately afterwards, Yi Ji stood up directly, kicked the screen in front of her, pointed at A Miao's nose face to face with a burst of blue veins, and roared, "You are just younger! If you were still young! If you were still young..."
Seeing the fat and heavy makeup old lady in front of her, A Miao was stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds she pointed at the other party and shouted, "It's not a matter of age at all!!!"
At this time, Otoji finally realized that there was only one girl in front of her, A Miao, and behind A Miao were her two sea turtle soldiers who had passed out.
"The other..." Before Otsuki could finish speaking, a kunai was already on Otsuki's neck.
"Hey, hurry up and explain everything that needs to be explained, what is the recovery method?" Yue Yong's cold voice sounded behind Ottoji.
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On the other side, Kamenashi is leading Jiang Cheng and the others toward the palace where Otome is located.
"I used to be the turtle in Ryugu who was the captain of the Ottohime guards," Kamenashi said as he walked, "Yes, at that time Ottohime was like the most splendid pearl in the sea, and Ryugu Castle was once wandering in the universe. The Taoyuan Township of each planet is a free land without any restraint and intrusion.”
"Why is such a dragon palace now sunk on the bottom of such a remote planet..." Speaking of which, Kamenashi stopped a little and glanced at the people behind him, "Do you want to know?"
"No, I'm not interested at all..." Old man Jiang leaned on crutches tremblingly, "Then... I just want to know how long it will take for lunch? Also, can I watch women's gymnastics during lunch?"
"And..." The old man also raised his hand and said, but after only saying two words, he fell silent. After a few seconds, Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Haw and asked. "What am I going to say?"
"Don't you know it yourself?!" Xin Baha spit out, "Since you don't know, just shut up!"
"That..." The old fourteenth who was on the portrait held by Xin Baji murmured, "Hasn't the mayonnaise been bought yet?"
"Enough! You guys!" Shinpachi held back his anger, "Whether it's lunch or mayonnaise, we'll have to wait until we defeat Otsuki?! You guys shut up for me first!"
"Cough, then I'll tell you the reason." Kamenashi cleared his throat, then turned his head again and walked forward, and explained to himself: "One day a long time ago, Dragon Palace Castle A young man came. He rescued the turtle who was the envoy of Ryugu Castle, and he received a special treat for it.”
"Otohime-sama, who was still young and beautiful at the time, had a good impression of the kind-hearted young man and treated him warmly. However..." After a pause, Kamenashi continued, "Ryugu and Kamenashi, who have traveled far and wide across planetary countries, The time on Earth is very different, so when the man returned to Earth, his family and loved ones were no longer there. The owner of the building, Otsuki, was deeply saddened to hear about this, so she ordered the Dragon Palace to sink into this island country. In the ocean...and never flew again..."
"In order to cause tragedy again, she gave up her status and reputation. She used to be a beautiful and virtuous person. When did Otohime become like this..." Kamenashi's face Showing a little sentimental, "Otoji has been over two thousand years old, and her desire for beauty has become extremely strong. In order to pursue the art of rejuvenation, she sent soldiers to look for it. Countless money was spent on stupid research. become impoverished..."
"For some reason, what was completed in the process had the opposite effect, that is--Treasure Box G!" Kamenashi pushed on the sunglasses and continued, "After that, Otohime gave up rejuvenation. She wanted to To change the people around her instead of herself, she wants to drag the people around her into the water. In other words, she wants to make the planet only old men and women!"
"That's right!" Kamenashi stopped, looked up at the palace not far in front of him, where Ottohime was located, "Ottohime will never identify with someone more beautiful than herself, for the sake of Make yourself the only beautiful being, and plan to turn the earth into an old man's planet with nothing but old people."
"Just because... just for that kind of selfish reason..." Shin Baha lowered his head and shouted with a displeased expression: "Is it okay to make the world so chaotic just because of that kind of reason?! Think deprivation Will someone else's [summer vacation] be forgiven?!"
"The so-called history has always been changed because of the personal affairs of one person in power." Kamenashi replied without looking back, "It's been too long, three thousand years. That person has survived too long in the long years. It's been too long. Lost something important in the long years. At this point, there's no other way to stop her than to put a stop to that person's history."
"The way to get everyone back to their original state... and my elder sister and Miss Yueyong..." Before Shinbaha could finish, he was interrupted by Kamenashi.
"I'm afraid it's all there," Kamenashi pointed to the tall and splendid palace not far away, "Where is Otohime!"
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"Yo Xi, then we will divide our troops into three groups, and if such group actions are discovered, they may be wiped out." Kamenashi stood in front of the crowd and suggested with a serious face, "After dividing into three groups, no matter who If you are caught, the rest will also go to Otsuki, even if there is only one person left!"
"But..." Shin Baha raised his hand and asked, "Can we pass through the cordon of Ryugu Castle by dividing our combat power into three?"
"Indeed, what you said is a very big problem. The number of people is already very tight, and the three-way division can also have the effect of harassment. So..." Kamenashi took off his sunglasses, Bringing a combat power meter, "At least the combat power should be evenly distributed."
"What is that..." Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly, "I seem to have seen it in some other comics."
"It's a combat effectiveness meter," Kamenashi explained. "When it comes to average combat effectiveness, it must be a combat effectiveness meter, right?"
"Wait for me!" Shinbaha pointed at Kamenashi and shouted, "There are enough Dragon Ball Terriers! Why do you still play at this time?! It really caused Mr. Toriyama Akira to knock over the ink. Is that you?!"
"No, no, no," Kamenashi explained quickly, "this is just a lottery drawn in a nightclub at a temple fair."
"Do you take us for idiots?!"
"In this way, you can easily divide your combat power into three equal parts." Saying that, Kamenashi looked at Shinbaha, "Let's start with you... 362K... Well, yes, just You're amazing for your age."
"What does that K mean? I'm not very clear about the measurement benchmark..." Shin Baha squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly, "Is it very powerful? That?"
"In other words, you have a fighting ability equivalent to three hundred and sixty-two pieces of kelp," Kamenashi explained.
"Wait for me!!" Shinpachi shouted, "Why is it kelp?! A piece of kelp has no fighting power at all!"
"The average person is about 360K," Kamenashi continued. "You have two more pieces of kelp than the average person, which is already very powerful."
"Is it just two pieces?! What is my swordsmanship practice for more than ten years?!" Xin Baha had some doubts about life.
"Hey, Kamenashi, can I use these sunglasses?" Hasegawa looked at Kamenashi with the sunglasses that Kamenashi had just taken off and asked, "If you don't have sunglasses, you can't calm down." /
After speaking, Hasegawa put on his sunglasses.
At this time, Kamenashi also measured Hasegawa's combat power and said, "Your combat power is 654K."
After listening, Xin Ba Ha was the first to fry his hair: "Why! Why is Hasegawa taller than me?!"
"Hey, that's how you can't look good." Hasegawa clasped his hands and said with a chuckle, but just after he finished speaking, the sunglasses Hasegawa was wearing fell off~IndoMTL.com~ along with the sunglasses There are also the values on the combat effectiveness meter...
"No!" Kamenashi corrected, "After taking off the sunglasses, the fighting power is only 1K!"
"Why?!" Hasegawa shouted.
"Ah, I know Aru," Kagura raised his hand and said, "Madao basically wears sunglasses, so the sunglasses are the essence."
"No, this is too strange," Hasegawa shook his head vigorously, then pointed to himself and continued, "If the value is only 1K, doesn't that mean I'm not even a human? It's just a piece of kelp right?"
"Next, it's your turn..." Saying that, Kamenashi ignored Hasegawa, who fell into the shadow of self-doubt on the ground with his legs in his arms, and looked at Kubei, who was holding his hands, "Amazing! Combat power. There are actually seven thousand nine hundred and thirty O!"
"What is O? Why did the unit change when it was her turn?" Hearing Kamenashi's admiration, Shin Baha couldn't help but complain again.
"In the case of girls, the unit will change, and it will become a little more cute." Kamenashi explained.
"Souga, I see," Xin Ba Ha said confidently, raising her index finger, "It's like 7,930 flowers, right?"
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