Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 258: :No matter how old you are, when it’s time for a man to stand up…
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"Are you still thinking about that kind of thing at this time?!" Shin Baha shouted with his blue veins bursting, "Pay me a little attention to the atmosphere, bastard!"
"No, I just want to test if my counting stick is still alive..." Jiang Cheng explained, then his expression became much sadder, "After all, I have become an old man, and I didn't know it until now. Is it still alive? My mood is also very sad... The old friend who has been with me for so many years now doesn't know if it is still alive... Really..."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore!" Shin Baha shouted with some collapse, "Even if your counting stick is still alive, what are you going to do?! Even if you become an old man, what else do you want to do? ?! No more! If that Otoji's plan is successful, all the beautiful ladies will disappear! Even if your counting stick is still alive, it will be useless at all!"
"That's really bad! You have to stop her quickly!" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror, then turned around and walked towards the door first, "Yin Shi, can you still move? Can you [stand] up? "
"Of course," Yin Shi curled his lips and snorted, then turned around and walked towards the door, "Man...even at this age, when it's time to [stand] up, you can [stand up]. ] Get up!"
"Although I'm a little moved by the fact that the two of you can make up your mind to destroy Otoji's ambition..." Xin Baji murmured expressionlessly, holding up his glasses, "But when I think about how the two of you are For that kind of boring reason, I can't be moved..."
"Are you an idiot?" The old fourteenth on the portrait glanced at Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, and said with a sigh of disdain: "The two of them have that kind of character, you who have been with them for so long Don't you understand? The arrogant type, both of them are arrogant type!"
"That is to say..." Shinbaha's eyes widened and he looked at the two old men standing at the door. At a certain moment, Shinbaha did see that, as usual, although he looked condescending, he was standing straight ahead. Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng, "Yin Sang...Jiang Cheng Sang..."
"It's really amazing. Someone can miss a person for thousands of years..." Jiang Cheng looked up slightly and sighed softly, "It's my words... I can't do it..." /
"That's right, it doesn't matter if she's twisted or whatever, but we should also praise her face to face if she can last for thousands of years." Yin Shi rubbed his shoulders, "at least we should give this one a pass. Thousands of years old granny rubbing her shoulders or something..."
"It makes sense," Jiang Cheng smiled, "Let's strike with all your strength."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi walked out at the same time.
"Hey! Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha hurriedly shouted at the backs of the two. "It's too messy! With that kind of body!"
"Hey, boy! Look at the screen behind you!" Fourteen on the portrait reminded...
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On the other side, the spaceship control room where Otohime was.
"Hehe, this is all over!" Yi Ji glanced at A Miao, who was lying on the ground with white hair, then turned and walked to the console of the Dragon Palace City Lord not far away, "The world will all fall into darkness! To be the only existence in this world!"
Having said that, Otoji slammed a switch in front of her and shouted, "Tianyuanshou cannon! Launch!!"
But after a full ten seconds, Otohime didn't get the "Successful launch" feedback from the screen in front of her.
"What's going on?!" Otsuki asked towards the microphone on the console.
"The main computer has been invaded by an unknown person," came the reply from the staff on the other side from the console, "It will take fifteen minutes for the system to be repaired until the Shou Lao Cannon can be fired!"
Hearing this, Otohime's face was full of disbelief...
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On the other side, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi had just walked out of the small room in the corner where the frozen sleeping device was stored.
As for Xin Baji, he was stopped by Shi Shi and looked at the small screen in front of him with Shi Shi.
[Hope is pinned on you...]
"Hey? What is this..." Before Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, he saw a lift platform slowly rising from the ground beside him. of cannonballs.
[This is an antiviral vaccine that I created based on Otohime-sama's research that can destroy aging viruses. ]
[Send this out to cover the whole world, please... send her...]
[Go to save Ottohime. ——Urashima]
"This is..." Shin Baha looked at the man in the dormant warehouse with his eyes closed with a soft expression on his face in disbelief.
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"Who is it! Who is blocking me?!" Otoji stood on the spot, looked around, and shouted with a ghastly face.
But suddenly, Otoji caught the picture of Yinshi and Jiang Cheng walking slowly, captured by the monitor on the big screen, and murmured in disbelief: "No...impossible! Become that one. People who look like they still want to resist me... become so old and still want to challenge me?!"
"No, that's not right!" Otoji finally noticed something, "The direction they are going is the direction of the muzzle! Are you planning to stop the firing of Tian Yuanshou's old cannon?!"
At this time, the radio sounded.
[There are ten minutes before the system is repaired until the Shou Lao Cannon can be fired! ]
"Idiots! How can you keep up with that speed!" Otoji spat in disdain at the microphone in front of him, "B-57 area found the enemy! Go and catch them immediately!"
But then, Otohime discovered that behind Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were all old turtle soldiers with weapons, and their speed was basically the same as Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, "It's too slow! Whether it's the enemy or me Fang is too slow!"
"Missed!" Otoji held her head in annoyance, "Complete miscalculation! You should have reserved some normal soldiers in advance..."
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"Ha, the opponents are all old men..." Gintoki put his hands down, stopped and glanced behind him.
"Old man to old man, under the same conditions, you will not lose..." Jiang Cheng also turned his head and glanced, "And... my counting stick is still alive! No... It may be dead! But now in This kind of uncertain moment, I think it is still alive! The more this kind of moment is, the more I have to cheer myself up! Do you think so? Silver time!"
"As expected of Jiang Cheng..." Yin Shi replied, "But in my opinion, most of our counting sticks are no longer alive..."
"Don't say these depressing words!" Jiang Cheng severely criticized, "It's definitely still alive! Even if it really dies, you can ask Shenlong to resurrect it! Shenlong can resurrect people who have died once! Don't give up, Yin time!"
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi looked at each other and nodded. The movement speed of their feet instantly increased several times, and the old turtles behind them fell far behind!
All of this was watched by Otohime through the monitor.
"So fast! That kind of speed is too fast for an old man!" Otoji said in shock, then looked at the slow-moving turtle soldiers behind Jiang Cheng and Yinshi on the monitor, with a speechless expression on their faces. "In comparison... these guard members are too slow! Who are these guys?!"
"It's really annoying!" Otoji's fist slammed **** the console in front of her.
At this time, the sound of the broadcast sounded again.
[There are still eight minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon can be fired after the system is repaired! ]
"No one would say that when you become an old man, you will be ugly!" Ginshi gritted his teeth and shouted, "Let's show you the potential of old men!!"
"Yi Ji! My counting stick is still alive!" Jiang Cheng also shouted, "It's not a problem to have another three shots!!"
Broadcast: [There are still seven minutes before the launch of the Shou Lao Cannon...]
Suddenly, a group of old turtle soldiers appeared not far in front of Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, blocking their way.
"Wait! That's it for now!" shouted the turtle soldiers in the lead, "I won't let you go any further!"
Jiang Cheng winked at Yin Shi, who was on the side. Then, the two of them shouted, all huddled in their turtle shells, and rolled over at high speed towards the turtle soldiers in front. About this...the two learned from Hasegawa and Kamenashi.
"Forgot to tell you!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "I am also very good at bowling!!"
Ginshi and Jiang Cheng broke away the turtle soldiers in an instant.
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On the other side, Xin Baha picked up the cannonball from the lift, showing a determined look on his face, and then looked at the fourteen on the sheet next to him, "Well, I'm sorry, Hijikata-san, I can only put it first. You're here. Now, there are more important things to do!"
"Come on, kid," Shi Shi pouted the corners of his mouth, "The future of the earth is handed over to you~IndoMTL.com~ um!" Xin Baji nodded heavily, and then charged with the vaccine cannonball. out.
Two minutes later, Shi Shi, who was feeling bored, looked at the dormant warehouse beside him and asked aloud, "Do you... like mayonnaise?"
Screen:...
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When looking at Jiang Cheng and Yin on the monitor, Otoji took a step back in disbelief.
"Those old people... how could it be possible..." Eiji murmured, "to be able to do that kind of thing..."
"That..." A Miao raised her head slowly, "That is the unworthy creature that you think is ugly, you can try to stop them, use your ugly and twisted sword. No matter how full you become It's a wrinkle, a straight sword that will never break no matter how bent your waist! If you can stop it, try it!"
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Broadcast: [There are still six minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! ]
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were still running towards the front. But at this moment, Xin Ba Haw's surprised voice sounded from behind the two of them.
"Yin Sang! Jiang Cheng Sang!" Xin Ba Haw, holding the vaccine, followed Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi not far behind, "Finally found! This is the last weapon that can save the world!"
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