Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 259: :Some qualities have nothing to do with age…

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"What is that?" Gintoki asked.

"It's a vaccine!" Shinhachi replied, "It's loaded with a warhead that can neutralize the virus that Otohime spread in Edo! If you shoot this into the enemy's gun muzzle, everyone will die. It's back to normal!"

"Nice job, Mr. Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng praised with a smile, "so didn't I say it? There's no problem with three more shots!"

"You're talking about something else entirely!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Indeed," Gintoki nodded, "it's a bit reluctant to have three shots like this, but I can do it with two shots."

"You are no different from him!" Shinpachi shouted.

Broadcast: [There are still five minutes and thirty seconds before the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! ]

"There's no time!" Xin Baha glanced at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who were still running, "Anyway, we still have to speed up!"

With that said, the three of them have come to the bottom of the launch pad. There is still a height of nearly 100 meters from the top launch pad.

"What is this..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced at it, "This is too high... Stairs spread endlessly..."

Xin Ba Ha, who saw this scene, was also stunned.

Yin Shi came to the elevator next to him and pressed the elevator switch, "No, the elevator seems to be disabled..."

"Don't you say that you can't reach the muzzle if you don't follow the stairs?" Xin Baha murmured while looking at the seemingly endless stairs.

Broadcast: [There are five minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! ]

"There are only five minutes left!" Xin Ba Haw sighed in his heart, gritted his teeth, and said, "Let's take the stairs!"

After speaking, Shin Baha took the lead and rushed to the stairs, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng also followed.

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"Hey, what are you still dawdling on here?!" Otohime, who felt bad, also came to the bottom of the launch pad and yelled at the old turtles who were still dawdling, "If Get them to the muzzle and that's it!"

Looking at the staggering turtle soldiers below, Xin Baha, who was walking at the forefront with the vaccine, couldn't help but spit, and then looked at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng behind him, "Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng. Cheng Sang, we have to speed up!"

"Shut up... shut up!" Shi Shi, who was already a little unstable on his feet, wiped the sweat from his face, "Don't... don't you see that I'm crawling?"

"The most annoying thing for an elderly person is to climb the stairs." Jiang Cheng, who was on the side, said breathlessly, "Of course, there is also the soft lying in shorts after a hangover who has no energy at all. Caterpillars lying down and my mother-in-law's chattering. They're all annoying!"

"I've never heard of it!" Xin Baha exclaimed with white eyes, "By the way, your caterpillar has become soft and floppy from the moment it grows old! It will never become a unicorn again. !”

"Is that so..." Jiang Cheng's expression became sad, "I thought there would be a chance to fight together again..."

"How is that possible!" Shinba roared.

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"What the **** are you doing! It's too slow!" Looking at the trembling turtles in front of him, Yi Ji became angry, "Forget it! I'll come in person!"

Having said that, Otoji rolled up her sleeves and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and the others. But at this moment, Ottoji's skirt was suddenly pulled. Otohime slipped and fell on the stairs.

"It's you!" Otoji turned his head with bloodshot eyes and looked at the elderly Hasegawa and Kamenashi who were lying on the ground dragging their clothes.

"Hasegawa-san! Kamenashi-san!" Shinpachi shouted.

"What the **** are you doing?! Old men!" Hasegawa shouted through gritted teeth, "Is it impossible to climb stairs of this level?! Poor old bones! Stop dawdling. Hurry up for me! You bear the fate of old men and women all over the world!"

After listening, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng glanced at each other, and then began to climb up desperately.

"Shut up! You are the old bone!" Yin Shi shouted through gritted teeth.

"It's still far from losing to young people!" Jiang Cheng also shouted through gritted teeth, "Three rounds in one night... No, there is no problem at all with five rounds!!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's figures getting farther and farther not far away, Otoji finally couldn't hold back his breath.

"Let me go! Idiots!" Otoji yelled with her blue veins bursting. At the same time, she kicked Kamenashi and Hasegawa aside, got up and started desperately chasing Jiang Cheng and the others.

Broadcast: [There are four minutes before the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! ]

But before Ottoji took a few steps, Kagura, who had turned into a little old lady, appeared out of nowhere and rode directly onto Ottoji's neck, his feet tightly locked on Ottoji's neck, and his hands were also there. He pressed Otohime's head hard.

"Michiko, Michiko, is my breakfast okay?" Kagura asked aloud.

"Why... such an amazing strength... I can't breathe..." Otoji's suffocation turned red.

"Michiko, Michiko, is my breakfast okay?" Kagura asked aloud again.

"Old woman!" Otto Ji shouted in a hurry, "As for breakfast, didn't you just eat it just now?"

"Oh, that's right... I'm so sorry..." Saying that, Kagura flipped over Otohime's head and landed steadily on the ground.

Otohime, who was released by Kagura, was finally saved, gasping for breath.

"Finally let go!" Otoji was overjoyed, and turned her head again to chase after Jiang Cheng again.

However, just as Otohime took a step, Kagura behind her grabbed the hem of her skirt. Otohime, who lost her balance, fell to the ground again.

"Michiko, Michiko, is my lunch okay?" Kagura asked.

"Didn't you say you just had breakfast?!" Otoji turned her head and shouted.

"Is that so...Isn't it until noon..." Kagura said a little disappointedly, "Is the breakfast still good?"

"Didn't you say it all?! You've already eaten breakfast!" Otoji said in a hurry.

"Ah, that's it... That means breakfast has already been eaten, but no lunch yet," Kagura said, looking at Otohime again, "Then, the Indian-style yogurt grilled chicken Burgundy-style pie Is your pie still good?"

"What kind of meal is that?!" Otsuki yelled, "It sounds like a lot of effort!"

But at this moment, Otohime suddenly felt that someone was pulling her sleeve. Turning his head subconsciously, he saw the elderly Kubei who was pulling his sleeve and said aloud.

"Michiko, Michiko, do you see my blindfold?"

"It's right on your left eye!" Otoji shouted, pointing at Kubei with a bit of a breakdown.

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"Michiko, Michiko..."

Otohime, who was so annoyed by Kagura and Kubei, finally couldn't help scolding: "I'm so annoying! I'm not Michiko!"

But at this moment, Otohime suddenly felt a blow on her ass. Turning his head subconsciously, he saw the elderly Zongwu holding a small leather whip and whipping his **** ruthlessly.

Pop! Snapped! Snapped!

"Ah~~" Otoji gritted her teeth and groaned, [What's the matter, this old man, can he still play like this at this age? ! ]

"It's just a sow that can be trampled on by others. It's enough to lie on the ground obediently and snort." Zongwu scolded while whipping, "Why stand up?! My whip is no longer enough. Are you?! My S can't satisfy you, a sow who shakes M?! Ah?!"

"These guys..." Eiji gritted her teeth and said bitterly, "No, you must catch up with those guys! I don't have time to spend with these old men and ladies!"

Having said that, Otoji broke away from Kagura and Kubei, and turned around again, but just turned around...

Yi Ji saw the elderly Yueyong take out a business card from her arms in front of her, put it in her hand, and said, "That... I'm... Yoshihara's scout, just now Opened the [Old Man Le] store, are you interested in being the top brand? The job is very easy and the salary is very high.”

"What kind of shop is that!" Yiji shouted, and threw the business card in her hand heavily on the ground, "Don't go! It's impossible for me to serve those old men!"

As soon as Ottohime finished speaking, the six people (Tsukiyong, Kagura, Kubei, Sogo, Kamenashi, Hasegawa) all grabbed Ottohime's clothes.

"Won't let you take another step forward from here...!" Hasegawa shouted.

"This... these guys have planned from the beginning!" Otohime finally reacted.

Broadcast: [There are still three minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! ]

Hearing the broadcast, Otoji felt a shock in her heart, she pushed the six people away, and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and the others at a very high speed. The speed is astonishing.

"Yin-sang! Jiang Cheng-sang! I'll leave the rest to you!" Shin Baha threw the vaccine in his hands at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, then turned around and threw himself at Otoji~IndoMTL .com~ Otohime, who was knocked down by Shin Baha, fell on the stairs again.

Broadcast: [There are still two minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! ]

"Yeah!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi looked at each other and nodded heavily, then the two of them worked together to lift the vaccine on the ground and continued to climb upwards.

Finally, the two came to the muzzle.

Broadcast: [Shou Laobao will be ready in one minute! Now enter the countdown, 60, 59...]

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi put down the warhead containing the vaccine.

Looking at the black hole three meters above his head, Jiang Cheng said, "That's it, just stuff this into that hole! If we do that, our counting stick can also revive Yinshi!"

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two robotic arms suddenly slowly dropped from above, and the warhead containing the vaccine was clamped and slowly raised...

Just as the warhead was about to be sent into the launch port, Otohime, who was out of breath, finally climbed up. Seeing this situation, she jumped up involuntarily and hugged the vaccine hanging in the air. Shaking vigorously.

Human interference caused the mechanical arm to loosen, and Otohime and the warhead containing the vaccine fell to the ground at the same time. Falling in front of Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi...

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