Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 261: : Even if you fold your waist, keep going straight! 4000 words! (…

"[Enough is enough], I think, he must want us to tell you this," Jiang Cheng continued, "Also, even if it is no longer beautiful, no longer young, but ... it lasted for hundreds of times. A thousand years of longing, isn't this a kind of light?"

Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng looked at Yi Ji and sighed softly: "It's really beautiful, that kind of light, to be honest, it's the first time I've seen that kind of light called [Missing]. That kind of light. Unspeakable beauty..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the people behind him, and asked softly, "Do you think so?"

"Of course!" Everyone replied at the same time.

Hearing this, Yi Ji's face was instantly filled with tears, bit her lower lip, and murmured: "Thank you..."

"Otohime-sama!" A shout came from the group of turtle soldiers who had just recovered.

A group of turtle soldiers came to Ottoji, and they all bent down and stretched out their hands, trying to lift the huge steel plate that was pressing on Ottoji.

"No, don't move at all!" a turtle soldier murmured with his blue veins bursting and gritted his teeth, "Hey, hurry up and call more people."

"No need..." Otoji stopped crying and looked at the guards who were beside her, "Enough is enough, tell the soldiers that Ryugu Castle is about to collapse, drive it to the sea, So as not to hit innocent human beings. In addition, in order to save everyone, hurry up and release all the lifeboats. Don't leave a single mouse in the whole city! Go to evacuation!"

Having said that, Otoji turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng and others in front, "Of course, the same goes for those guys."

"But...Princess you..." a turtle soldier retorted. But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by Otsuki.

"Come on!"

As soon as Otoji finished speaking, everyone felt a violent shaking again, which was stronger than the previous shaking. It seemed that this Dragon Palace Castle had really reached its final moment.

Seeing this, although the turtle soldiers present couldn't bear it, they could only listen to what Otoji said, turned their heads and rushed out...

"Otsuki..." Shinpachi murmured.

"It's alright," Yin Shi picked his nostrils with a casual look on his face, and glanced at Jiang Cheng at the same time, "Hey, it's your turn to play."

"Yalieyalie, it's really troublesome," Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth with a look of impatience, but his feet were not slow, and in the blink of an eye, he came to Yiji.

"You..." Otoji murmured with eyes wide open.

"Shut up," Jiang Cheng flexed his shoulders and neck, then bent down slightly, "I am the one who hates listening to women the most."

Just when Jiang Cheng was about to reach into the gap of the steel plate, he heard everyone behind him exclaim at the same time. Before Jiang Cheng could react, a steel plate that was several times larger than the one that was pressing on Eiji smashed straight into Jiang Cheng's head.

Boom! ! !

"Jiang Cheng!!" "Jiang Chengsang!" "Idiot!" "Little uncle!"

Before the smoke cleared, everyone heard Jiang Cheng's voice coming from it...

"Cough..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said, "It's not dead yet..."

At this time, the smoke slowly dissipated, and everyone realized that Jiang Cheng had bent his legs and had blue veins on his face to resist the falling steel plate.

"Hey! Stop watching over there! Quickly rescue this dead old woman! I can't last long!" Jiang Cheng shouted through gritted teeth.

"Enough! Hurry up and run for your life!" Yiji shouted at Jiang Cheng, who was clenching his teeth desperately, "It's impossible to meet that person again now, and has been secretly and silently. After guarding for hundreds of thousands of years alone, I am really tired. During the long wait, not only the body, but also the soul seems to be polluted..."

"But! It's thanks to you guys that I can pull myself back from the precipice. I let that person fall into loneliness time and time again, thank you so much, and now I'm finally able to see clearly... The light you brought... I I can see clearly...really...thank you."

As soon as Otoji finished speaking, the entire Ryugu Castle began to shake violently again. From the outside, Ryugu Castle has begun to disintegrate little by little.

Otoji closed her eyes, her expression softened completely: [Urashima-sama, the wish to meet again in this life has not been fulfilled in the end, at least please allow me to accompany you in the quiet seabed Beside me...let's sleep peacefully together...]

But at this moment, Otoji suddenly felt that her body seemed to be a little lighter, and when she looked up, she saw Gintoki and the others were struggling to lift the steel plate on her body.

"You..."

"Why did that man make you wait for hundreds of thousands of years?" Yin Shi burst into blue veins and tightly clasped the gap in the steel plate, "Why is there only that man's words that can't be forgotten in a thousand words? It's not because it's not only Is it only for appearance, but a straight heartfelt compliment to your soul?!"

"Isn't it because you deeply love that man's soul?! Even if your face is wrinkled, even if your back is hunched over, isn't it good? No matter if you have dentures or brown spots, even if you have dementia, Live well! Use that wrinkled face to face it with a smile! Stinky old woman!!" The last two sentences, Yin Shi shouted...

"I said can you hurry up..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and held the ceiling above everyone's heads, "I'm almost at my limit!! You bastards!!!"

"Shut up! I'm already working hard!" Ginto shouted through gritted teeth.

Eiji looked at the group of [strangers] who were gnashing their teeth and insisting, and suddenly thought of what A Miao said before: [No matter how beautiful a person is, sooner or later, they will become full of wrinkles until they die. Even so, even if the appearance and body have changed, don't you want to keep something the same? Even if this body is destroyed, no matter how many years it has gone through, you still want to believe in those things that cannot be destroyed, right? ! ]

The tears came out again...

"Yahahahah, I originally wanted to gather the warriors who will defeat Lord Otohime. It seems that I have drawn the top lottery." Kamenashi, who had just arrived, held his hands and looked at him trying to rescue Otohime. Ji's crowd raised the corners of their mouths and sighed slightly.

"What are you doing here?!" A turtle soldier who hurriedly passed by shouted at Kamenashi, "Hurry up and escape! Are you still going to waste a piece of Otohime-sama's heart?!"

"Can you really not save her?" Kamenashi asked lightly.

"This is Lord Otohime's last order and must not be violated." The turtle soldier bit his lower lip and said with an unbearable expression.

"Hmph, I'm sorry," Kamenashi held up her sunglasses and hummed, "I'm a rebel, there's no need to obey Otohime-sama's orders."

Saying that, Kamenashi walked towards Jiang Cheng and the others.

Looking at Kamenashi's back, a group of turtle soldiers also reacted and shouted loudly: "In that case, we must also be rebels!"

Having said that, a group of turtle soldiers also rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

In the end, with the cooperation of everyone, Otoji was pulled out...

"Enough is enough, you can let go." Yin Shi reminded Jiang Cheng who was still carrying the huge steel plate.

"I can't wait!!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and with all his strength he threw the steel plate he was carrying to the side.

"Is this guy a monster?" A turtle soldier pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked.

…

The incident was all over, and everyone returned to the shore in a lifeboat without incident.

At this time, at the bottom of the deep sea where Ryugu Castle fell, a portrait was lying quietly on a frozen sleep device.

For a long time...

"Why?! Why am I just getting younger in the portrait!!!" Fourteen on the portrait roared, "It's not fair at all!! And those guys completely forgot about me. Ah! Assholes!!"

At this moment, a hand suddenly grabbed the portrait, and then swam up...

"You are..." Fourteen opened his eyes slightly and muttered.

The owner of the hand turned his head and glanced at it with a smile, then turned his head again and swam upwards.

On the bottom of the sea there is only an empty frozen sleeping device...

…

One month later, in a tavern named [Dragon Palace] on the streets of Edo.

Kondo and Sogo are sitting here cherishing the memory of the fourteen who disappeared for a month without any reason. Of course, for Kondo, compared to the fourteen who disappeared for no reason, the feeling of being rejected by A Miao again is more heart-wrenching.

"Damn!" Kondo, who was already drunk, knocked on the table in front of him, then clutched his head and cried, "For someone like me to die! It's useless to live anyway! Uuuu Ugh..."

"Calm down, Kondo-san," Sogo patted Kondo on the shoulder and comforted, "You can do whatever you want, but now the most important thing is when will you announce me as the new member of the Shinsengumi group? Vice President? You must know that yesterday, I asked Yoshihara's boss to hold a celebration party for me to celebrate my promotion, and the true selection team can't be without a vice president for a day.

"Who cares! That kind of thing!" Kondo cried, "How about love! Is there anything more important than being dumped by Miss A Miao?!"

"Did you get dumped again? What a useless man." The proprietress smiled and put a bottle of shochu in front of Kondo, "Sa, this one is my treat for you, and you will not be happy after drinking it. Forget it all."

After doing all this, the proprietress turned around and started to clean up the dishes in the sink.

"Mama-san! You are such a good person!" Kondo raised her head and shouted with tears in her eyes, "Why don't you have a date with me, Mama-san!"

"No," the lady boss said with a smile without looking back, "because I already have a lifelong promise."

"Stop coming! You must be lying!" Kondo shouted drunkenly, "How is that possible!"

"God, don't look at me now," the proprietress continued with a smile, "I used to be the princess of a city, and I was very beautiful at that time."

"Hahahaha..." Kondo laughed loudly when he heard the sound, "Is it the princess of Ryugu Castle! Is it the princess of the tavern [Dragon Palace]?! Then, I have to ask the princess who is Ryugu Castle. Otohime-sama, how can a man become popular?"

"That..." Eiji said without looking back, "Men, don't say unnecessary words..."

Before Otoji finished speaking, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened, and the wind chimes in front of the door also rang.

"Please take a seat, it's a little noisy, I'm sorry." Yi Ji greeted her without looking back.

The man holding the portrait came to the stage and sat down, and at the same time handed the portrait in his hand to Sogo. Afterwards, she sighed softly at Otoji, who had her back turned to him: "It's really beautiful~"

"Hey, little brother, have you misunderstood?" Kondo teased, "And your dress is too old, isn't it? Hundreds... no, it should be thousands of years ago?"

But just after finishing speaking, Kondo found Fourteen on the portrait: "Ah? Fourteen, why are you here? Where have you been this month?"

"Hey," Shi Shi, who had blue veins on the portrait, scolded Zong Wu, "Did you say nothing, you bastard?! Or you have completely forgotten about me... Hey, give it to me Make it clear, you bastard!"

"Ah, I accidentally dropped the portrait of the earthwork on the ground..." After deliberately dropping the portrait of the fourteenth to the ground, Zongwu pretended to be innocent.

"It's obviously intentional!" Shi Shi scolded, "Be careful I cut you!"

But just after he finished speaking, Shi Shi felt something was wrong. He raised his head and glanced around, and then looked down at his body, "Ah, I recovered..."

Immediately after, Shi Shi thought of something, he directly pulled out his knife and slashed at Sou Wu, but the latter flexibly avoided him.

At the same time, Zongwu took out a bazooka from behind and pulled the trigger at Shishi without hesitation: "Don't show up those who have become portraits! Obviously I'll be the deputy chief soon!"

Boom! ! !

Ignoring Zong Wu and Shi Shi's commotion, the man said again: "It's the second time I've seen such a beautiful person, Lord Otsuki, you are the same as before, still as beautiful. ..."

Otoji's hand brushing the dishes stopped, and then she turned her head to look at the passerby with a big smile...

(Dragon Palace, End.)

——Easter eggs——

On a real uninhabited island about ten kilometers away from the small island where Jiang Cheng and the others drifted after they were shipwrecked.

A long-haired man sat cross-legged on the ground in front of a small bonfire with his eyes closed ~IndoMTL.com~ with a sword beside him.

On the opposite side of the man sat a white mysterious creature, which also had its eyes closed.

"Okay!" The long-haired man suddenly opened his eyes and said.

[Hi! Guisang! 】 Elizabeth also opened her eyes and held up the wooden sign.

Gui picked up the grilled fish by the bonfire and said earnestly to Elizabeth, "A true samurai should keep calm no matter what kind of situation they face! Sa, the grilled fish is already cooked, hurry up and eat it. When we are full, we will have the strength to leave here and search for Jiang Cheng and the others..."

After speaking, Gui began to gulp down, and Elizabeth also grabbed the grilled fish and gulps down...

As for why these two goods are here, we have to start from a day a month ago...

One day, in order to earn money to fight foreigners, Gui found a part-time job as a boat **** for tourists...and then encountered two big waves...and then...there was no more...

Bytheway, there were five people on the boat that Gui was sailing at the time, namely Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Shi Shi, Zong Wu and... Teacher Wu Tian...

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