Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 263: :It’s not something you can change if you want to!

Yoshihara, evening.

"Drink, drink!" Jiang Cheng held a row of Yakults in one hand and put the other hand on Takasugi's shoulders, "If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home!"

It's worth mentioning that Takasugi was expressionless from start to finish.

Across the table, Yueyong held his forehead in the dark and didn't say a word, while Wanzhai sat on his knees and played shamisen in his hand.

"Well, can you change one?" Jiang Cheng looked at Wan Zhai, who was beside him, "I can't understand those songs that I can't understand at all, can I change some songs that praise friendship? After all, you have to pay attention at this time The atmosphere is over."

"Do you think this is karaoke?" Yueyong, who was opposite, complained mercilessly.

"That's right, it's not karaoke after all," Jiang Cheng nodded and muttered, but then, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, looked at Wan Zhai again and said, "Well, At least play a song similar to "Youth Amigo". That way, I can better recall the past with Gao Zai."

("Youth amigo": A Japanese song about friendship and inspiration.)

After hearing Jiang Cheng's request, Wan Zhai looked at the shamisen in his hand and fell into deep self-doubt. After a long time, I couldn't help but say, "That...even though I'm also a part-time musician, but...playing "Youth amigo" with shamisen is really difficult..."

Jiang Cheng turned his head away, spat lightly and teased: "I can't even do that, how dare I call myself a musician? Don't be kidding, a real musician can do it even with a water cup and chopsticks. Play any music."

Manzai's heart was attacked by ten thousand points.

"It can be seen that you can't be called a musician at all," Jiang Cheng added, waved his hand, and sighed, "If you are this level, don't call yourself a musician in the future. , real musicians will feel defiled when they hear it. You can only play shamisen in an old tavern at this level..."

Manzai's heart has been pierced into many holes by Jiang Cheng's words, but Wanzai still decided to struggle and said aloud: "Well, now known as the number one temple gate in Edo... "

Wan Zhai was interrupted impatiently by Jiang Cheng before he could finish speaking, "I haven't heard of it, completely."

Wan Zhai's heart... was broken...

"To be honest, I suggest you stop playing music, and don't say that you are a musician from now on," Jiang Cheng pouted and continued, "It will be very troublesome, I I mean those real musicians. Give it up, musicians or whatever..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Wan Zhai, who had his head down and his face full of black lines, finally made a move. He fiddled with the shamisen unhurriedly, er... If you listen carefully, you can still hear a trace of it. The melody of "Youth Amigo".

Listening to the shamisen, Jiang Cheng hummed, "Look, if you work hard, you can still do it. Keep working hard..."

After listening, Wan Zhai showed a look of emotion, and said speechlessly, "Mr. Jiang Cheng..."

"Go on, Wanzhai, do you have other things to do?" At this time, Takasugi finally spoke, probably because he couldn't do it anymore. If it goes on like this, he still doesn't know that Wanzhai will be punished by Jiang Cheng. Where are you going...

"Hi!" Wan Zhai nodded slightly, then put down the shamisen, stood up, gestured to Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, opened the door and left.

"Yueyue, you too..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong with a squinted smile and said.

Before leaving, Yueyong glanced at Takasugi again, and then walked away slowly.

…

"Really? This time our goal is your [new friend]," Takasugi turned his head and looked straight into Jiang Cheng's eyes, deliberately delaying when he said the word "new friend" Chang Yin, then smiled meaningfully, "How unexpected, one day you can become friends with Zhen Xuan group..."

"Oh, it's them," Jiang Cheng picked up the bowl, turned around and added a bowl of rice to himself from the wooden bucket behind him, and said while eating, "So, Gao Zai, you also want to talk to them. Do you want to be a friend? Don't be shy, if it's true, I'll help you recommend it. After all, even if you join a friendship, you're the type who only plays with your phone on the sidelines. I don't have many friends. I still understand."

"Don't pretend to be stupid," Takasugi didn't mind Jiang Cheng's words at all, still staring at Jiang Cheng's eyes, "Didn't you say it before? I...just want to destroy..."

"Ah, I did say it," Jiang Cheng stopped, lowered his head for a while, then raised his head and continued, "So what's wrong? It's because I said that in front of readers that I'm afraid if suddenly Will readers hate it after changing my personality and saying [want to make friends]?"

Having said that, Jiang Changchang sighed, patted Takasugi on the shoulder, and said softly, "It's okay, I'll explain it to the readers for you. In fact, this situation is quite normal, no one can I've been in secondary school all the time. Although I don't want to admit it, I had a moment like this, remember? When I was a kid, when we were hunting wild boar in the mountains, I picked up a curry stick that looked like an Axe I thought that all summer I would become a hero and save the world. But... just after the summer was over, I woke up..."

Hearing Jiang Cheng's chatter, Takasugi couldn't hold back after all, and two blue veins burst out on his face.

"Huh..." Takasugi let out a long sigh, suppressing the anger in his heart, and said with a smile again, "Is it really okay? I will really destroy them all, I won't leave any blank. Yes, all of them will be dyed black and blood."

"Gao Zai..." After a moment of silence, Jiang Cheng said with a serious face, "When did you fall in love with abstract painting? It's not good, although it is indeed very literary to like montage, but for you... ...Well, it's really not suitable. Don't deliberately force yourself to like things that don't suit you at all because of your personality, that's all I have to say, just remember it!"

"It seems that you really don't care about those [new friends]," Takasugi raised the corners of his mouth and sneered, and then his expression finally became serious, looking at Jiang Cheng and said word by word, "I want to know ...Now, where are your eyes looking? Answer me."

"So it is," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, "I just said why you came to me at this time, it turned out to be this reason."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng raised his head, clasped his hand and supported his chin and muttered: "Normally people don't think too much about this kind of thing when they walk, but if it's Gao Zai who only has one eye left, it's true. Think about the possibility of this kind of problem. When walking, should you look ahead or pay attention to your feet? There are many advantages to looking ahead. For example, you can effectively avoid cars. The advantage of looking at your feet is that you can avoid stones. etc..."

"Don't play stupid, that's not what I'm asking..." Takasugi interrupted Jiang Cheng's words in a flat tone.

"It turns out that, I know," Jiang Cheng showed an apologetic face, "It's me Meng Lang, and now you can't look down with one eye and look forward with the other, sorry. , Gao Zai, accidentally poked your sore spot..."

"Isn't anyone able to do that kind of thing?" Takasugi finally couldn't help but complain, "Again, where are your eyes looking?"

"No, I can do it." Jiang Cheng pointed to his eyes (left eye facing left, right eye facing right).

"It's not what you said at all!" Takasugi couldn't help but scolded in a low voice, "You can't even recognize the direction?"

"Oh, I see!" Jiang Cheng patted his hand, then tilted his head, put his head in front of Takasugi, pointed to his own eyes and said, "In this way, one eye can be turned down and the other Look up! I might be a genius!"

Takasugi's face burst into blue veins again, gritted her teeth and murmured, "Yes, do you need me to keep you in this position, bastard..."

"Ahahaha..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing after he sat down. "By the way, Gao Zai, you still have no sense of humor like before."

"I think it's better to let Yoshihara bloom in advance." Takasugi said leisurely.

"The direction you're looking at..." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look out the window and sighed, then turned his head again and smiled at Takasugi, "By the way, the wig asked me the same question before. You two Was it negotiated? Or when will the two of you reconcile again?"

Takasugi snorted and didn't answer.

"So didn't you just say it?" Jiang Cheng stretched out an index finger and continued, "The direction I'm looking at is only [foot] and [front]. As for the specific direction you said... It's hard to answer."

"In other words... have you got a specific direction already?" Takasugi looked straight into Jiang Cheng's eyes and said word by word.

"Hey? Have I ever said such a thing?" Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head in doubt.

Takasugi snorted and said nothing.

"Speaking of which, I finally came to Yoshihara, and I should stay for a few days depending on how you look," Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows, looked at Takasugi and smirked, "Would you like me to take you to a few places? In the store? Guaranteed to have the type you like, and you should take a break from time to time when you are busy with work. How about it?”

"If you want to go to hell~IndoMTL.com~ the knife in my hand is always waiting."

"It's terrifying!" Jiang Cheng pretended to be frightened, but then he smirked twice and hugged Takasugi's shoulders, patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, I will never follow suit. Anyone who says it, including silver time and wigs."

After being silent for a while, Takasugi threw off Jiang Cheng's hand expressionlessly and stood up, turned and walked towards the door, "Your room is mine, and... stay in Yoshihara. That's fine, the consequences of not listening to persuasion..."

"I understand!" Jiang Cheng nodded heavily.

Jiang Cheng then clapped his hands, and several Baihua members instantly appeared in the house.

"Tonight, send the top brands of Yoshihara stores to my room." Jiang Cheng ordered, "I must let this old friend of mine feel the humanistic care from Yoshihara!"

Hearing Jiang Cheng's words, Takasugi staggered and almost lost his footing.

"Hi!" Several Miss Baihua responded at the same time.

"If you really want to go to **** now, the sword in my hand will satisfy you." Takasugi said without looking back after she stopped.

"Don't worry, Baihua's people are completely trustworthy and will never say anything about it!" Jiang Cheng chuckled and replied with an OK gesture.

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