Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 266: :OTAKU is a lot of talk!
Just after Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, a group of two-dimensional OTAKU on the opposite side boiled.
"Hey! What the **** do you mean?! No. 53!" A two-dimensional OTAKU holding a beautiful girl figure with a number plate of 18 shouted at Shinpachi.
"I mean! In the end, even if you fall in love with a two-dimensional girl, there will be no result!" Xin Baha pouted a little disdain, then stood up excitedly and pointed at Another group of two-dimensional OTAKUs, "You are just wasting your time!"
"What a joke!" The 18th man just now also stood up, his face full of resentment, "Shizori-chan lives in my heart!"
"Then it's just your fantasy!" Shin Baha shouted again, "It's just your delusion that you have lost the ability to communicate with the outside world! The delusion of disgusting people today!"
After hearing this, No. 18's expression instantly froze, but it was only for a moment, and then an expression of anger that could not be restrained appeared on his face, and he yelled at Xinba, "What did you say?!!"
After speaking, we should rush forward. As for the idols OTAKU headed by Shin Baha, they were not panic at all, and everyone even showed a winning smile on their faces.
But at this critical moment, the man No. 7 next to No. 18 (a man with a sword on his back, sunglasses, a red headband on his forehead, and a light blue denim short-sleeved shirt) raised his He raised his hand and looked at the supporter, and said in a flat tone: "That... a little bit of opinion, it's okay to raise it?"
"But it doesn't matter." The host nodded, and then the camera was aimed at No. 7.
In front of the TV, Jiang Cheng propped his chin and murmured, "I always think this No. 7 looks familiar... By the way, Yueyue, do you think so? It seems like someone you know..."
"I only know a useless otaku like you." Yueyong crooked the corner of her mouth and glanced at Jiang Cheng with contempt.
"I'm totally different from them!" Jiang Cheng sneered disdainfully, "Whether it's a three-dimensional otaku who wants to fall in love with idols, or a two-dimensional otaku who wants to fall in love with an anime character, It's all the same sadness to me. I'm totally different from them!"
"That's the only difference," Yueyong snorted softly, then glanced at a certain part of Jiang Cheng's body strangely, "Wild man."
"What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng bristled, stood up and pointed at Yueyong just as he was about to scold, but Yueyong took the lead, instantly hitting his forehead with two woes...
At the same time, No. 7 on TV started his speech:
"That...that's No. 53. Although the three-dimensional OTAKU is more concerned with reality than our two-dimensional OTAKU, but..." No. 7 tilted his head, and then looked at the new Baji, who was not very useful. The voice issued a direct interrogation: "Then I asked, do you think you can marry her one day when you support your idol so actively?"
After listening to this, the expressions on the faces of the three-dimensional otakus headed by Xin Baji suddenly became exciting.
Xin Ba Ha nodded his fingers and said stumblingly with a pouting mouth. "That's..."
"Impossible, impossible," No. 7 interrupted Xin Baha without thinking with his calm tone, "That is to say, your three-dimensional otaku and our second-dimensional otaku. They are all in a loveless relationship. So, whether it's you or us, we're just the same raccoon dog..."
Hearing this, Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but interrupted No. 7's speech, shook his head vigorously and retorted: "No no no no no! It's not the same at all! It's not too bad to marry an idol. It's possible...but, it's not 100% impossible, you are 100% impossible!"
"No, it's not possible for you either," No. 7 said lightly, still using his own plain tone.
"It's not impossible! After all, the idols we are supporting are real people in reality!" Shin Baha retorted, but his tone was no longer as calm as at the beginning, but faintly revealed that A trace of guilt.
"No, your contradictory thoughts are the reason why you can't see the reality clearly," No. 7 replied, "and we two-dimensional otaku are pouring all our love into it because we see the reality clearly. On the avatar of the second dimension.”
"You bastard! Why underestimate the captain!" A group of three-dimensional otaku stood up angrily, shouting at a group of two-dimensional otaku.
"What?! Don't you agree?!" A group of two-dimensional otakus also stood up and shouted.
Immediately afterwards, the two gangs rushed towards each other and tore apart...
"What a sad group of people... a sad fight..." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on his side in front of the TV with two kunai on his forehead, snorted disdainfully.
"You are similar to them." Yueyong ruthlessly complained.
"No no no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand with a proud face, "They are completely incomparable to me, two-dimensional girls? Real idols? Sticking to that kind of thing will only make them more recognizable. Reality is not clear. I have long been detached from that realm. For me, a woman or something is far worse than a game~”
"You are the one who deviates the most from reality, right..." Yue Yong complained expressionlessly.
"Ha~ But I can't say the same. Their relationship with women is very bad, and it's far from me." Jiang Cheng yawned and rubbed the corners of his eyes, "I can't say it any more. I like idols and virtual characters in the second dimension ~ I am still in the range of a normal man, both physically and psychologically."
Yueyong: "..."
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng noticed something, so he sat up quickly, pointed at the No. 7 contestant on TV whose sunglasses were torn off by Xin Baha, and murmured, "That...isn't that Liu Haijun?!"
"How is that possible, how could the dignified deputy head of the true selection team be an otaku like you, are you an idiot?" Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with a foolish look.
"No no no! That is undoubtedly Liu Haijun!" Jiang Cheng turned his head to defend Yueyong, "the iconic dead fish eyes and V-shaped bangs!"
Yueyong glanced at the TV impatiently, and said contemptuously, "What nonsense..."
Before she could finish speaking, Yueyong was stunned, because that person was really the deputy head of the Shinsengumi, Shizuo Hijikata!
"Exactly... what's going on?!" Yue Yong said with a look of horror.
"I didn't expect Liu Haijun to have such hobbies in private," Jiang Cheng said leisurely, then turned to Yueyong and explained himself with a confident expression: "That's what a man is called. , it may not be obvious from the usual performance, but in private, there is an OTAKU's heart hidden!"
"How is that possible!" Yue Yong shouted.
"No, aren't there a lot of examples like this around?" Jiang Cheng shrugged, "Like Yinshi, although he has a job in the Master's House, he is undoubtedly the Nite group! As for the new eight haws, Not to mention. Now it's time to add Liu Haijun."
Yueyong propped her chin and thought about Jiang Cheng's words, but the more she thought about it, the more she felt that Jiang Cheng was right...
Having said that, Jiang Cheng pulled out the Kunai on his forehead, gently moved the bangs on his forehead, and sighed, "Sure enough, the most normal part of this work belongs to me, I am worthy of being a The protagonist."
"Ah—" Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of contempt, and deliberately took a long tone, "Is that so..."
"As a perfect protagonist, sometimes I'm also very distressed." Jiang Cheng pretended to be distressed, and then he couldn't help laughing rudely.
Yueyong: ...
"Hey, wait," Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something again, stopped laughing abruptly, looked at the sword behind Zhai Shi Shi on TV, his pupils shrank slightly, and murmured: "Then The sword is..."
"What's wrong?" Yue Yong asked in confusion.
"No, no, it's nothing." Jiang Cheng laughed twice.
Yueyong obviously didn't believe Jiang Cheng's words, but she wasn't interested in further questioning.
"By the way, why didn't Mr. Zongwu tell me about Liu Haijun's hobby before?" Jiang Cheng murmured with his hands in his arms, "If you use this to make fun of Liu Haijun, it will be fun~ Hahahaha …”
"Boring," she said, Yueyong stood up and walked over to turn off the TV, "Have you finished recording?"
"Ah, it's totally OK," Jiang Chengbi made an OK gesture, "this kind of thing is really not difficult at all, for a perfect protagonist like me."
"Is that so?" Yueyong looked at the triangular plug of the video recorder that fell on the ground, and the contempt in her eyes was as real, "What a perfect protagonist, he is obviously a useless otaku who forgets to insert the plug. Right~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng finally found out this little mistake, scratched the back of his head and said with a smile, "Ah? I clearly remember that it has been plugged in, is it because the earthquake shook it off? Um! Must be because of that! "
"Who would believe that kind of reason!" Yueyong complained mercilessly, "All readers won't believe it, bastard! You are just plain stupid!"
"No, as a perfect protagonist, do you think I would make that kind of little mistake?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, and then gently moved the bangs on his forehead again, With a sneer, "No, it's the world's fault."
"Shine." Yue Yong stepped Jiang Cheng's head into the floor with a blank expression.
…
"Does it really matter?" Yue Yongyi said at the window, slowly, "That Takasugi's target is the True Selection Group. Don't you still call yourself a friend of that group of people?"
"Haha, sure enough, Yueyue, you overheard it last night," Jiang Cheng pulled his head out of the floor, sat there and smiled, "Eavesdropping on other people's words is not a good habit. , month and month."
Yueyong did not reply...
"I don't have any interest in that kind of thing anymore," Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "and... Zongwu-jun and the others won't be easily killed."
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