Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 27: :Humans don’t change easily! Friends too!

"So, what do you mean by calling me alone?" Jiang Cheng said while sitting on the sofa in Yinshi's room.

At this time, only Gintoki and Dingchun a dog are in the Master's House, and Kagura and Shinbaha have just left.

"I didn't tell you to come, it was the wig that asked you to come." Yin Shi said, sitting at his desk with his back to Jiang Cheng.

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" A familiar voice rang out, Jiang Cheng looked at the place where the sound came from, and at this moment, Gui jumped through the window and jumped in.

"It turned out to be a wig, so what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" Gui said and punched Jiang Cheng.

"Have you used your uppercut to greet your old friend after a long time no see?!" Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the cell phone he just bought.

"Mosimoxi, I'm a small citizen in Edo. I seem to have seen the escaped Kotaro on the wanted list. Ah, the location is..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was cut off by Gui Yijian. mobile phone.

"Hey! You bastard! This is the latest smartphone! Not only can you watch all kinds of videos, but you can also make video calls anytime, anywhere! Do you know how much it costs?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng He grabbed Gui by the collar and roared.

"I said, it's not a wig, it's Gui! By the way, is what you said true?! Not only can you watch a [beep-], but also naked [beep-]?!" Gui turned and dragged Jiang back. The collar of the garment gritted his teeth and said, "Answer me! Answer me! Is there a lot more because he can't bear the husband's long absence, the children are not obedient in elementary school, the parents are called for pulling the pigtails of the female classmates in the class, the father-in-law is addicted to gambling, and then And because she witnessed her husband cheating, she lost weight every day, and the lonely wife was on top! Hey! The only hobby?!"

"Die, wig." Jiang Cheng said, pointing his umbrella at the wig, "Only you can think of that kind of wretched thing!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

Bang! The House of Masters exploded...

"Hey, that's enough for the two of you! Be careful when you're so noisy and bring the Shinsengumi over..." Gintoki's hair has turned into a real bang.

"Don't worry, those guys are searching for the general's sister, Princess Cheng Ye, who ran out of the general's mansion." Gui Ye replied confidently despite the explosion, "So don't worry, there is absolutely no time to catch it. Ours."

"No, I'm arresting you." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Jiang Cheng, even you have become like this?! I heard Yin Shi said, oh, I can handle the legendary Night King Fengxian! As long as we have your power, we can change this country! "The wig said, and picked up his sword, "Come with me, pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [Sleeping [Beep] Kogoro] [Silver Lucky Star] [The Five Banishers] The face of the group] [terrible man] [stinky boy popular with girls] [drawing the sword without scars] [red beast], lend me the power again!"

"Mosimoxi, ah, Love Crazy X, Yoshihara xxxxx Jiang Chengshou. Hi, thank you." Jiang Cheng was calling on the landline on Yinshi's desk at this time.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui with a puzzled look, "Did you say something? Did you want me to buy one for you? Yes, but you have to pay."

Gui Hei repeated with a face: "Come with me, pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [Sleeping [Beep] Kogoro] [Lucky Star of Silver Time] [The Five Banishers] In charge of the facade] [Scary man] [Stinky boy popular with girls] [Dao Zhai without scars] [Scarlet Beast], lend me the power again!"

"Mosimoxi, send another one, um, the green one, he should like it, the address, wait a minute, I'll ask," Jiang Cheng asked Gui while holding the phone, "wig, you What's the address? Why are you looking at me like that, did you say something just now?"

Gui's face darkened even more, but he still patiently repeated: "Come with me, pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [sleeping [beep] Kogoro] [Silver luck fortune] Xing] [The face of the five members of the barbarian group] [The scary man] [The stinky boy popular with girls] [Dao Zhai without scars] [The power of the red beast], lend me the power again!"

"Well, send it directly to the prison of the Shinsengumi, and receive the wig, Kotaro." Jiang Cheng said to the phone, and at the same time, Gui couldn't bear it anymore, and stood up with a sword and cut the phone on Yinshi's table into two pieces. Half.

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!"

"Hey! This is my phone number! My house! You two..." Yin Shi said, kicking two people with one kick.

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"Well, well, it's half full. According to the progress of the animation, it's been ten minutes in twenty minutes, so it's time to start. Now, it's officially started, what do you want me to do? "Jiang Cheng asked Gui while sitting on the sofa again.

Voiceover: Hello! How can I express the author's sincerity!

"The elusive skill in the battle with the gods has the name of the [Red Beast] that makes all the gods terrified. No one knows what you really look like, because all the gods who saw you died. So! I sincerely invite you again, once again, once again to save this country with me!" Gui said excitedly.

However, Jiang Cheng stood up early and walked to the door of Yin Shi's house, "If there is nothing else, I will go back."

"Wait, at least give me the hotline for buying that kind of phone!" Gui shouted.

But just after shouting, he was knocked down by Gintoki.

"Let me tell you, let this idiot say that he can't find the point in two chapters." Yin Shi sighed and said,

"Actually, we were involved in an accident yesterday. Kagura and Shinpachi were taken away by a group of people from Chunyu. Due to some accidents, I joined hands with Wig to rescue Kagura and Shinpachi. That's it."

Hearing this, Jiang Chengcai sat down again.

"Although the other party is only at the lowest level in Chunyu, you can still hear a few words. Chunyu did not give up looking for you, looking for the legendary [Red Beast]!" Gui took the words and continued.

"If the other party can find me, come find me, I don't care at all." Jiang Cheng's face was indifferent.

"Your destination is the battlefield! It's not the kind of place like Yoshihara, the kind of sensuality!" Gui said with sincerity on his face, and Gui closed his eyes with resentment on his face, "Why? Why are you in Yoshihara? That kind of place! Really...really...so envious!!"

"Is that what you were thinking about?!" Gintoki threw the wig down again.

"Actually, I got your address in Yinshi before, but I never succeeded in infiltrating. Every time I got to the gate, I was stopped by an inexplicable security guard, and then I didn't know anything until I woke up again." Stand up and explain.

"Actually, I gave your photo to the security uncle, and told him that as long as this person came to the door, he would find a way to blast him out. I didn't expect this uncle to be really reliable, so I would give him a raise when he went back. "Jiang Cheng nodded with satisfaction.

"Photos! You still keep my photos! It looks like you haven't forgotten me! Jiang Cheng!" Gui said with tears streaming down her face.

"No, the streets are full of your wanted notices, I just tore up one, don't get me wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng explained.

"It's not the wig, it's Gui! With the end of the war, you all disappeared. I never understood what you were thinking, what you were looking at, but, I know, you two He is the one who knows each other best! Besides, they are both so powerful! If we gather the two of you again, we will definitely..." The meeting was interrupted by Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi at the same time.

"So you've always been an idiot, wig. Neither I nor this guy know each other at all. Also, I told you a long time ago that our battle is over." Gintoki Picking his nostrils, he said.

"It's not a wig~IndoMTL.com~ It's Kwai!"

"That's right, our battle is over long ago. I've experienced the same life as a family with you. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested at all. So, goodbye, I haven't had time to open the FPSgame I just bought this morning. ." Jiang Cheng said that he had opened the door and walked out. It's just that Jiang Cheng didn't notice, and Gui also followed...

"Hey, that little girl from Yetu has something to do with you. She's in a very bad situation now, Jiang Cheng." Gui suddenly appeared beside Jiang Cheng who was walking on the road and said.

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked.

"As I said before, the police all over Edo are searching for the shogun's sister. Guess where the shogun's sister is now? Who is next to the shogun's sister?"

But just after Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already pointed his umbrella at Gui, "wigs, some jokes are not allowed."

"Hahaha, it's still the same as before. I just tried it like this, but I didn't expect you to admit it. Also, it's not the wig, it's Gui." Gui smiled, and it didn't matter, "Don't worry, This matter has nothing to do with me at all. I just saw the general's sister and the leader in the park on the way here. But what the police will do is uncertain. After all, the leader's temper is not weak and can be bullied. If The true selection team disregards..."

Before Gui had finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed into the distance.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's retreating back, Gui smiled helplessly, "Really, what has changed, it's still the same as before." But just after speaking, Gui suddenly remembered something and walked away at Jiang Cheng. The direction shouted, "Hey! The phone's purchase hotline hasn't been told to me yet! Hey! Does it support installment payments! Hey!"

But Jiang Cheng has long since disappeared...