Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 271: :The result of delusional gain for nothing is often nothing!

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!" Gui replied, and then looked at Gintoki and Shinba Haw and Kagura behind Gintoki, "Why are you here, Gintoki and Captain? Still wearing such suspicious clothes. ?"

"We should ask you this right!" Shin Baha and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Could it be..." Gui suddenly thought of something, then held his chest with one hand and rested his chin on the other hand in a contemplative manner, before raising his head a few seconds later, looking at Yin Shi in front of him with a dignified expression, "Sure enough , Ginshi and you guys were also attracted by the smell of meat balls?!"

"What is the smell of meatballs! You explain it to me, bastard!" Yin Shi said in a hurry, "Is it because you were attracted by that indifferent thing?! This is not a zoo, bastard! "

Speaking, Yin Shi suddenly noticed something, twitching his eyes and pointing to the bulge of Gui*****'s meat ball outfit, "Do you mean... the meat ball you're talking about refers to your breasts? The first two lumps of silicone..."

"Should it be said to be another trump card of our organization," Gui chuckled, and then raised his hands around his chest, "How is it?! Is it the same as a real meatball?!"

"What the **** are you thinking about in your head!" Yin Shi said in a hurry, "It's okay to pretend to be a woman, why do you have to put something like that on your chest! I never remember that you had Such a hobby!"

"It's not a hobby, it's a camouflage!" Gui corrected with a serious face, and then explained to himself, "The so-called camouflage is to put all of yourself into it, whether it is heart or body! Do it completely Full costume!"

"That's called transgender!"

"I can't believe that you also have some research on women's cross-dressing in Yinshi," Gui nodded, "Indeed, if it wasn't for time, I was going to finish the work of the lower body, but the time is really short. It's urgent, so I have to come here in this incomplete dress."

"Who has that kind of hobby! Don't tell me nonsense, bastard!" Yin Shi roared with white eyes, and then, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, glanced at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping soundly on the ground, and then the expression on his face His expression gradually became serious, "Don't play stupid, wig, your goal is Jiang Cheng too, right?"

"So worthy of being another trump card of our organization, did you even notice this?" Gui raised the corner of his mouth, and then decidedly admitted: "That's right! Our purpose is to use Jiang Cheng every month. The power of luck in the world, to help us earn money to fight against foreigners!"

Speaking, there was a trace of unbearableness on Gui's face: "The newly recruited fighters have lacked respect and love for the meatballs. If this goes on like this... it's just empty talk. So! I need more funds to fight foreigners and lead them to understand Meatball in depth! Let more people with lofty ideals understand Meatball and fall in love with Meatball! - In the zoo."

"Wait for me!!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped, and then directly yelled, "Is your purpose just to take your men to the zoo?! You have to do this for the zoo tickets? ?! Don't need it! There's no need to do that kind of thing at all!"

"No," Gui raised his head and said with a serious face: "How can you bring peace to the world if you don't sweep a house? It's also applicable to a meat ball. If you can't even love the most ordinary meat ball, how can you talk about salvation? The big talk of the state? Your thinking is too narrow, Silver Time!"

"Shut up, you idiot!" Yin Shi shouted with blue veins, "I've never heard of such a reason! You're only doing it for your own selfish desires, right?! You let your subordinates do it for your own selfish desires. Everyone loves what they like, right?!"

Hearing this, Gui shook his head, sighed softly, and sighed slightly: "How is it possible, I put myself in this country's shoes."

"Who believes!!"

"But then, Yinshi, your temper is indeed a little grumpy. Is it because you are dissatisfied with the trivial life?" Gui pretended to be concerned, and then took out a registration form from his arms, "Since you are very concerned about If life is so dissatisfied, why don't we take this opportunity to join us? The door of our anti-foreign patriots is opened for those people who are dissatisfied with life."

"Why did it turn into persuading me to join the team?!"

"If you join now, you can also enjoy the seven-day intensive class I teach in the Great Lecture Hall of Anti-Yiji! It's completely free!" Gui went on to say, "Just call now..."

"Shut up for me!" Yin Shi quickly covered Gui's mouth, "Don't advertise for me at this time, bastard!"

"I always feel that things are getting worse and worse..." Shin Baha pushed up his glasses, and made a voice that he didn't have any sense of presence on his face.

But at this moment, all the Miss Baihua who had been by the side finally reacted.

"Sure enough, your purpose is also Jiang Cheng sama!"

"Don't make it!"

"We will do our best to protect Jiang Cheng's virginity!"

"Jiang Cheng sama's chastity is ours!"

……

Listening to the speeches of Miss Baihua, Yin Shi and others all fell silent.

After a while, Yin Shi burst into blue veins and shouted: "It's disgusting! Do you think our purpose is something that no longer exists?! No! It's not at all! By the way, you are here. Is that the purpose?! Are you targeting that idiot's lower body?!"

After listening, a group of Miss Baihua took out the kunai.

"You are not allowed to say that Jiang Cheng sama!"

"What do you know about Jiang Cheng sama!"

"We just want to take this opportunity to see Jiang Cheng sama's style! The style of the lower body!"

"Yes!"

……

Yin Shi's face burst into blue veins, and he shouted loudly: "There is no difference at all! In the end, don't you still just stare at his lower body?! There is no such thing at all! Chastity or something, this The idiot didn't exist ten years ago! No, not only chastity, this idiot doesn't even have chastity!"

"You are not allowed to slander Jiang Cheng sama!"

"Even if you are Jiang Cheng sama's friend, it is unforgivable!"

"Sisters, let's go!"

"The [beep-] who vowed to guard Jiang Cheng sama to the death!"

(New Baja: Wait, why did you hear something strange?)

Immediately afterwards, a group of Baihua members rushed towards Yin Shi.

"Hey, Kagura! It's your turn!" Yin Shi blocked the two Baihua members and shouted behind him.

"Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Hao, who had been **** by a group of Baihua members, murmured, "Kagura just went to the toilet because he ate too much..."

Yin Shi staggered under his feet and almost fell, then turned his head and glanced at the girl who was supposed to be standing behind him, but the ground was actually empty, Yin Shisheng shouted without love: "Why do you have to go to the toilet at this time?!"

"Silver time," at this time, Gui, who was also parrying the attacks of Baihua's sisters, turned his head and suggested, "It's better to cooperate! If we continue like this, our goal will never be achieved! We can only cooperate!"

"No way! This is the only way!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and made up his mind, "But, let's say it in advance! The benefits you get will be divided into seventy-three percent!"

"Five-five! This is my last concession!" Gui didn't give in an inch.

"Eighty-two!" Yin Shi shouted while forcing the two Miss Baihua back.

At the same time, Gui also forced back two Baihua members, and scolded Yin Shi: "Is it your bargain?!"

"Jiuyi! My low price!" Yin Shi shouted again, "In addition, as a partner, you also need to provide me with the principal for playing small steel balls!"

"You're going too far! Why do I have to provide the principal?!" Gui cursed.

"I'll leave now if I don't agree!" Ginto threatened.

"You bastard..." Gui said through gritted teeth.

"Give you three seconds to consider, one, two, S..."

Yin Shi was interrupted by Gui before he could finish speaking.

"I agree! Asshole!" Gui's heart was bleeding.

"Yo Xi, then I should be serious too." Saying that, Gintoki's expression finally became serious, and at the same time he inserted the wooden knife back into his waist.

"I haven't seen it for a long time, the true form of the legendary White Yaksha." Gui chuckled and sighed slightly.

But as soon as Gui finished speaking, he felt as if he was hanging in the air, "Hey? Wait? What's going on? It feels like riding a roller coaster..."

"Look at the move!!" At the same time as he shouted, the small spinning top of Yinshi, who was holding both of Gui's arms, started to spin. The surrounding Miss Baihua was forced to retreat.

"You...you...you...you little...child!" Gui's furious voice came from the spinning top, "Well...dizzy, I really want to vomit...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"That's my trick!" Ginto shouted.

"I can't get close at all, what should I do?" a Miss Baihua said, "The vomit is constantly being thrown out, what should I do? It smells so bad, I want to vomit too, Σ_(??? "∠) Vomit..."

"There is no other way, I can only stay beside Jiang Cheng sama! Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"That's right, that's the only way to do it! Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

“Σ_(???”∠)vomited…”

……

At the same time, when the people of the Guiyi faction saw this scene, they also bent down and vomited...

Looking at the group of Miss Baihua who were still vomiting and surrounded Jiang Cheng, as well as Gui Yipai who was also vomiting continuously, Xinba's eyes twitched, and finally, Xinba Haw couldn't hold back, and he lowered his head and vomited, Σ_(???"∠)vomited...

At the moment when the picture was too beautiful to look directly at~IndoMTL.com~ A woman who was awakened by the noise came to Jiang Cheng's room with a blank face, and took out a few sticks from her arms. Kunai threw it towards the crowd, and in just a few seconds, everyone present rolled their eyes and fell down...

KO! !

……

Early morning.

Jiang Cheng woke up, sat up and stretched, "Yeah~ I slept really well~"

But then, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something was wrong with you, and quickly covered his nose, "It smells bad!"

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at the people in the room who were sleeping on the mosaic objects like burning words, and said with a blank face:

"Hey, did you guys have a party in my room yesterday?"

(End of this article)

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