Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 276: :Don’t wait until mushrooms grow on your body before thinking about taking a bath…
Yoshihara.
"At least get me out for a walk! You **** OTAKU! The whole Yoshihara has the [House Smell] wafting on your body, you bastard!!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who had begun to emit an unknown smell, Yueyong finally kicked Jiang Cheng out of the window, and then threw Jiang Cheng's umbrella next to the window. Close the window.
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"It hurts..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and slowly got up from the ground, pouting and complaining in a low voice, "What are you doing? I started going crazy in the morning, did the menopause come early? Woman, cut!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng ushered in two kunai...
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The streets of Edo.
Jiang Cheng complained in a low voice as he walked with an umbrella, completely unaware that the surrounding pedestrians were pinching their noses to avoid him like a plague god, and even several pedestrians began to riot because they couldn't stand the smell on their bodies. The fact of vomiting.
"It's abominable, that woman. She's only been in the house for less than a month, but her body just smells, why is she reacting so much? What else is called a [home odor]? Never heard of it, stinky woman."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, stopped, and stood on the spot with his chin muttered: "No, no, does it really smell on her body? Isn't she talking nonsense? Although she said Often staying in the room in this rainy season is really easy to grow mold..."
Then in order to verify whether he was like what Yueyong said, Jiang Cheng raised his arm and sniffed his clothes with his nose, but in just one second, Jiang Cheng turned around and threw up against the wall...
"Σ_(???"∠) Vomit..." Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and muttered with black lines on his face, "It stinks...this is the legendary...the smell of the house. ? "
"Don't smell it! That's the [home odor]!" A mother turned her back to Jiang Chenghu behind her child, squatted down to cover her child's mouth and nose, with a serious face, "Smell After that, it will be contagious! It will become a hopeless OTAKU!"
"There is no such thing at all!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted with white eyes, "It won't be contagious at all! Why do you say I'm like a biochemical virus?!"
The young woman turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng. She was about to say something, but before she could speak, she quickly covered her mouth, turned around and vomited...
"Sorry, Duo Wan," the young woman looked at her son apologetically, "Mom may not be able to cook for you today, my mother is already infected, if I don't play the small steel ball today, I'm sure It's hopeless, mom gives you two thousand yuan, can you go to the convenience store to buy a bento?"
"What specific method of detoxification is that?! It's obviously that you want to play by yourself, right?!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained, "It's obvious that you are too lazy to cook for your son! And why should your son use it? Looking at me with that kind of resentment?! Why does it seem like it's my fault?!"
"Mom!" Tamaru - the son looked at his mother who didn't listen to vomiting with tears in his eyes, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with resentment again, "It's all your fault! Mom became like this, everything It's your fault!!"
"It's so annoying, you stinky brat! It's obviously your mother who wants to hit the little steel ball! Are you an idiot?! Can't you see it because you're an idiot?!" shouted.
"I'm sorry, Duo Wan..." The young woman took out two thousand yuan in her arms and gently placed it in her son's hands with a tone of account for the funeral, "Mom... Mom can't do it anymore... …”
"Mom!!" Tamaru cried out to the sky with tears in her eyes.
Jiang Cheng's face was full of black lines and the corners of his eyes twitched as he watched this farce as if he was parting from life and death, and the veins on his forehead jumped...
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"Really, what's the [home stink], it's really annoying. I've never seen a mother like that, cheating her son with that kind of reason for herself to play, it's really a sick society What..." Jiang Cheng muttered unhappily as he walked, "It made me feel bad in the morning, really..."
"Where are we going to eat?" Tamaru asked aloud behind Jiang Cheng.
"Whatever, just eat whatever you want, but before that, it's better to take a bath first..." Jiang Cheng nodded subconsciously and replied, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted. , stopped and turned his head to look blankly at the little guy behind him, "Why did you follow me? Didn't you say it all? Your mother just wanted to play the little steel ball herself! A little bit with me. It doesn't matter!"
Hearing the sound, Duo Wan's eyes instantly became wet, and the corners of her mouth curled up as if she were about to cry at any time.
"This trick doesn't work for me." Jiang Cheng said blankly, "I don't have the kind of sympathy that overflows to excess."
Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Tamaru wrinkled his face and burst into tears, and the cry immediately attracted the passers-by around him.
"呜 呜 ... ... all because you ... 呜呜 ... ... Mom lost me alone," "Ming Pong wronged the tears," It is all your fault, you still have this Attitude... woo woo..."
"If you touch porcelain, your acting skills are too poor," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "touching porcelain at this level was the lowest level when I was young. ."
After listening, Tamaru cried even louder.
"Did you hear? That child's mother seems to have been abandoned by that man..."
"It looks like a man, but he can do such a thing behind his back..."
"Furthermore, now this man wants to abandon his own child, which is really bad..."
"That's right, what a bad stinky man..."
"Speaking of stink, don't you think there's an unpleasant smell? It's the smell coming from that smelly man..."
"Ah, I smelled it too, it smells so bad! He really is the same stinky man as he looks..."
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Hearing the whispers of the surrounding pedestrians and the scum-like gaze of the surrounding pedestrians even without looking, blue veins jumped on Jiang Cheng's face, which was completely black.
"Shut up, you guys!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted, "It's not what you said at all, bastard! I don't know this stinky brat at all!"
"This kind of man has nothing but an appearance, but his heart has rotted to the extreme..."
"I mean, the rotten smell in my heart has already been emitted through my body..."
"Yes..."
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Listening to the murmurs of the onlookers, Jiang Cheng's face darkened even more...
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In the bathroom.
"It's so good~" Jiang Cheng leaned against the pool with his eyes closed, and couldn't help groaning, "Sure enough, it's very comfortable to take a bath occasionally~"
"Yes~" Tamaru imitated Jiang Cheng and leaned against the pool with his eyes closed, "It's really comfortable~"
Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's expression froze for a moment, then turned his head to look at Duo Wan and reminded: "Hey, stinky brat, this is only once, I will give you a meal after taking a bath. I'll go home."
"Hi~" Tamaru replied.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally took a good look at the pills: with short black hair, big eyes, and a small round face, he looked like he should be six or seven years old.
"It looks like it's harmless to humans and animals. Sure enough, a kid is a kid," Jiang Cheng snorted, then took a sip of the iced Coke he just bought from the vending machine by the pool, and felt refreshed again. groaned: "Yeah~ Sure enough, iced cola goes well with a bath~ Some people like to drink milk after a bath."
"Yes, it really goes well~" Tamaru took a sip of Coke, imitating Jiang Cheng's appearance.
"You know it well, kid, hahaha..."
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After soaking in the soup and changing into dry-cleaned clothes, Jiang Cheng led Tamaru to a restaurant.
"Just order it," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "but only this time."
"Oh!" Tamaru responded and flipped through the menu excitedly.
"Sure enough, he's a kid, he can be so excited at this level." Jiang Cheng murmured disdainfully, and then glanced at Tamaru in front of him again: the flaxen color looks a little old, but it washes very well. Clean clothes with a few patches, it seems that they should not be regarded as children of rich families.
"Even in this family situation, that mother still has the heart to hit the little steel ball, really..." Jiang Cheng pouted and mumbled again in a low voice.
"Nani Nani? Small steel ball? What kind of small steel ball? Did you win this child by playing the small steel ball?" Yin Shi, who was sitting beside Jiang Cheng at an unknown time, asked aloud, and then raised his voice. She shouted at the clerk not far away, "Two cups of chocolate parfait! Please!"
"No, I just met a woman who left her son behind to hit a small steel ball~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but then Jiang Cheng reacted and looked blankly at it. Glancing at Gintoki beside him and a girl with a ball-shaped head and a frame of human-shaped glasses next to Tamaru on the opposite side, "Hey, why are you here? "
"I accidentally saw a child trafficker on the road, so I followed." Ginshi nodded and replied with a hug.
"Do I look like someone who can do that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, and then looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was constantly ordering with the clerk and sister, expressionless. He shouted: "Also...I didn't say to invite you to dinner at all! Can you not order by yourself!"
"It doesn't matter, anyway, one is also invited, and four are also invited." Yin Shi said casually, picking his nostrils.
"Completely different!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"Don't be so stingy, next time I'll lend you my collection of photo albums, all of them are fine." Yin Shi was very familiar with Jiang Cheng's shoulder and sneered twice, "Guaranteed you'll like it."
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