Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 277: :Do you remember the lies your parents told you when you were a child? For example…
"You're the only one who likes that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi with squinting eyes, but in the end he sighed, "Forget it, whatever you want, I'm not in the mood to talk to you today. You are making a fuss."
"Yo Xi!" Kagura cheered suddenly, then raised her hand and shouted at the clerk not far away, "On the surface, add ten more Aru!"
"You can save me some..." Jiang Cheng muttered while holding his forehead.
"Then I too..." Yin Shi was about to raise his hand when Jiang Cheng stopped him.
"You don't have to!"
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After dinner, looking at the four people, including Tamaru, who were burping, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt a burst of irritability for no reason.
"Hey, stinky brat, you're full, can you go home?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Duo Wan and said impatiently.
"Oh!" Tamaru responded, but remained motionless in his seat.
After a few seconds, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but remind again: "Did you hear what I said just now? Or is it that your comprehension is not enough to understand me?"
"Hee hee." Tamaru just laughed, "I know, it's time to go home when you're full."
Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, resisted the irritability in his heart, smiled and said again: "So why are you still sitting here?"
"I don't know the way back," Tamaru explained, "Do you know? Strange uncle."
"How would I know! Who else is a strange uncle! My age is also the age of my elder brother! This silver hair with natural curly hair is the strange uncle!" Jiang Cheng said angrily.
"Hey, wait for me, who do you think is a strange uncle?" Yin Shi put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "I'm only old enough to be a big brother."
"No, your whole body exudes the smell of a waste wood uncle," Jiang Cheng knocked off Yin Shi's hand expressionlessly and replied, "Whoever sees it is a strange waste wood uncle. ."
"Hmmmm." Kagura and Shinhachi nodded while holding hands.
"Kagura, Shinbaha, go back and deduct your wages." Yin Shi said with a blank expression.
"Yabai, I want to go to the toilet!" Tamaru said suddenly, then got up from his seat and ran to the toilet quickly.
"Hey, wait..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Tamaru had already rushed into the toilet, "Really, he's really a kid who will make trouble for people."
"By the way, who is this kid? Is Jiang Chengsang an acquaintance?" Xin Ba Haw asked curiously.
"No," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "I don't know him at all."
Looking at Kagura and Shinpachi's little doubtful eyes and Gintoki's teasing look on the side. Jiang Cheng had no choice but to sigh, and explained to everyone what happened today.
"So that's how it is," Xinbaha sighed slightly, and then showed a little sympathy on his face, "It's not easy for Tamaru-kun to have such an irresponsible mother on the stall who even left her child behind. Going to hit a small steel ball is no different from a natural curly of waste firewood and silver hair who put all the mission commission money into the small steel ball."
"Hey, the example you mentioned is a bit too specific," Yin Shi replied with a blank face, "Xin Ba Ha, this month's salary has been leaked to you."
"That's right, and that's what happened." Ignoring Yinshi's words, Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "I wanted to hand it over to the police, but... hey, after all, he's just a kid, so he thought about it. If you invite him to dinner, he will obediently go back."
"So that's how it is..." Xinbaha nodded and muttered.
"So, I'll leave this kid to you." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said casually, standing up at the same time, turning around and leaving.
"It's on us!" Xin Ba Haw replied confidently.
"Hey, wait for me!" Yin Shi was the first to react, standing up and putting his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "Why did it become our business in the end? Explain it to me, bastard. ."
"Didn't you already invite you to dinner?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and spread his hands to explain, "That's the reward, understand?"
"Understand the size!" Yinshi yelled, "That's such a random pay! Pay me cash bastard!"
"Yalieyalie, I originally wanted to invite you to eat a cup of parfait as a reward," Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, "If that's the case, forget it."
"No, it is the responsibility of the house to send a lost child home," Yin Shi's attitude changed instantly, and then he shouted at the clerk not far away again, "please come again. A chocolate parfait!"
"It's so fast! The attitude has changed so quickly!" Xin Baha pushed up his glasses and said in shock, "Obviously you still had the same attitude just now, but a cup of parfait has changed your attitude in an instant! Yinsang, your integrity value can still be improved again. Lower?"
"That's what the so-called man is, Shinhachi," Kagura snorted with a hug, "it only takes a little temptation to fall into it, but women don't know Aru! If it's me, it's just Three or four pieces of vinegar kelp can't buy me! At least five pieces can be aru!"
"You're no different from Yin-sang!" Xinba shouted, then looked at Jiang Cheng, smiled and said, "Jiang Cheng-sang also invited us to eat, so we will help even if we don't want to pay you. .”
"It's still the most sensible Xin Ba Haw." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised, then turned around, "Then I'll ask you a few."
But when Jiang Cheng was about to start to leave, Tamaru rushed towards Jiang Cheng with excitement and said, "Are you going back?"
"Ah, these guys will take you home." Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the trio of Masters on the table next to him.
Seeing that he was really eating Parfait's silver at the moment, Tamaru pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes corner and hid behind Jiang Cheng with a look of fright.
"Hey, what do you mean?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly, "Didn't they say they would send you home? Why is this attitude?"
"Well, there is no way for a child to be afraid of life," Shin Baha looked at Tamaru with an amiable smile on his face, "Don't worry, we are the Master House, we will definitely keep you safe. sent home."
"No!" Tamaru tugged Jiang Cheng's clothes tightly, his face full of reluctance.
"Enough is enough, kid," Jiang Cheng said unbearably. "Didn't your mother teach you not to be so self-willed? If you continue like this, I'll really send you to the police station. Perverted Officer Mayonnaise."
"Don't just don't!" Tamaru shook his head and said again, then looked at Gintoki and Shinhachi and whispered, "Because those two don't look like good people..."
"Enough is enough, you stinky brat!!" Gintoki and Shin Baha roared at the same time.
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On the street, the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu led Tamaru to look for Tamaru's mother in one arcade after another. As for why he didn't send Tamaru home...because Tamaru couldn't tell where his family lived.
In this way, although everyone is a little irritable, they can only find one by one...
In the evening, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki have searched all the game arcades in Edo, but in the end they couldn't find Tamaru's mother.
"Really," Yin Shi folded his arms and sat on the bench by the roadside, muttering disdainfully, "Not only the son, but even the mother is so self-willed, the mother who leaves the son and doesn't care. I'm exhausted and tired. I'm dead, I can't find it after searching for so long."
"Are you qualified to say this?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "Who is playing the little steel ball in the game hall all afternoon? Fortunately, how are we?"
"But now I can only call the police, right?" Yin Shi picked his nostrils and said casually, "I have been looking for this child's mother for so long."
"That's right... In this case, it's only" Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but before he finished speaking, he saw Tamaru on the side showing the aggrieved expression on the verge of crying.
"Hey..." Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu lowered their heads at the same time and sighed helplessly.
"Anyway, it's already night. Although I'm reluctant, I still have to eat. Let's go together." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly.
"Yo Xi! I want to eat barbecue Aru!" Kagura cheered.
"Don't be delusional, there's not that much money at all," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and pointed to a ramen cart not far away, "It's better to have simple and cheap ramen noodles."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng walked over first, and the rest had to follow...
"Welcome..." The lady boss who was busy turned her head and said with a smile, but after seeing Duamaru behind Jiang Cheng, the smile on her face froze slightly.
"You are..." Jiang Cheng looked at the face of the proprietress with a shocked expression. Just as he was about to say something, Dumaru, who was beside him, had already called his mother and rushed into the arms of the proprietress.
"Mom?" Xinba twitched the corners of his eyes with black lines all over his head, "Didn't you say that this child's mother went to play small steel balls? Why are you here?"
"Ghost knows," Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, then sat down to himself, "But, I'm really hungry, please bring me a bowl of ramen."
"Come to a bowl of ramen noodles with all the ingredients." Ginto said casually as he sat down.
"No need! You can just eat the normal one with no added ingredients!" Jiang Chengbai shouted.
"Tired after a day of running..." Yin Shi said weakly.
"I can't see it at all! Is hitting small steel **** such a waste of energy?!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained.
"Of course! That's super brain-intensive work!" Gintoki replied solemnly~IndoMTL.com~ Then only you can say shameless words! "
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After eating the ramen, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at Tamaru, who was laughing and playing gridiron with Kagura in the open space beside him.
At this point, Xin Ba Ha finally couldn't help but ask: "That... Madam Boss, why would you tell Tamaru such a lie?"
"Just call me Keiko," the proprietress said with a smile, then bowed slightly to everyone, and said a little embarrassedly, "Thank you for sending Tamaru here, I thought he would come back by himself. Home. I didn't expect to come here..."
"Going home? But Tamaru-kun said he couldn't remember where his home was." Shinbaha wondered.
(The next chapter is a little later, I have a headache... a little cold...)
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