Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 28: :If you wash your underarms, you should at least 3 times a day!
Kabukicho Park.
At this time, Kagura was chatting happily with Cheng Ye-chan, who had just met, sitting on the swing. Jiang Cheng was hiding in the grass behind the two.
"I said you'd better stay away from this place. This is the most dangerous street in Edo." Kagura said solemnly while sitting on the swing.
"Ah, really?" Princess Cheng Ye said in surprise.
Kagura nodded earnestly.
"Well, what did you eat in your mouth?" Princess Chengye asked, pointing at the vinegar kelp in Kagura's mouth.
"Aru with vinegar kelp, you can also have a piece!" Kagura took out a piece of vinegar kelp and handed it to Princess Chengye.
The old father who saw this scene...Jiang Cheng was very moved, 【What a good boy, he has grown very, very well, Sister Jiang Hua! 】 Jiang Cheng thought so.
"Ah! It's so sour! It's even more sour than Master G's armpit!" Princess Cheng Ye was surprised.
"This acid will eat addictive Aru," Kagura said with a serious face, "That G's armpit must also be addictive!"
"Impossible, absolutely not! That Mr. G's armpit will never be addictive!" Princess Cheng Ye replied without hesitation, then looked at the vinegar kelp in her hand and said with emotion: "The folks They're all eating this, they're all things I haven't seen before~" After speaking, Princess Cheng Ye smiled, her eyes also curved into crescents.
"Miss, aren't you a local Aru?" Hearing this, Kagura asked curiously, "Silver sauce and the residents in this street all exude a sour taste, but you, Miss, have a sour smell. It's delicious."
"Hey, where am I from." With that said, Cheng Ye pointed to the high general's mansion in the distance.
"Hey! Your house is so big!" Kagura exclaimed, "Gin-chan told me that it used to be the place where the greatest samurai in this country lived. It's a decoration, it is said that he has become the most pitiful samurai now."
"That's right, no one in this country respects that city anymore." Princess Cheng Ye replied, then lowered her head, looking a little disappointed, "It's better to destroy a city that has only appearance. Forget it. In that case, I can also become a free body..."
"Miss, do you have anything to worry about? You can discuss anything with me. I'm the famous Kagura of All Things House~" Kagura stood up and introduced himself solemnly.
After hearing this, Cheng Ye couldn't help laughing, "You have a lot of names, not only the Queen of Kabukicho, but also the famous Kagura of the House of Wonders."
"However, it's annoying, yes..." After speaking, Princess Cheng Ye raised her chin, then raised her head and asked uncertainly, "So, can you be friends with me for a day? "
"Of course, Aru!"
And Jiang Yuan, who was behind the two of them, wanted to take Kagura away before, but when he heard this, he gave up.
[This is... this is the first time Kagura has made friends with girls of the same age! 】Father... Jiang Cheng was so moved! [Sa, Kagura sauce! Go! Father...Uncle will help you stop the Shinsengumi! ]
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"Ah, isn't this Kagura-chan? What are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng pretended to pass by inadvertently and found Kagura inadvertently, "Is this your friend?" /
"Oh~ Jiang Cheng-chan~" Kagura greeted him happily when he saw the person coming, and then pointed to the general's mansion in the distance, "Of course, this is the one..." Cheng Ye covered his mouth.
"I'm Cheng Ye." Cheng Ye said with a smile, looking at Jiang Cheng.
"Cheng Ye-chan? As long as you're Kagura-chan's friend, it doesn't matter what your name is." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "So, are you going to play next? Kagura-chan?"
"Yeah!" Kagura nodded.
"Then, just play with your friends~" Jiang Cheng said, then sneaked up to Kagura and put a roll of money in Kagura's hand, "This is the pocket money that Yinshi asked me to give you, Uncle, I have other things to do, so I'll see you first~"
After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng left quickly...
"Kagura-chan, the one just now is..." Cheng Ye asked after calming down.
"Jiang Cheng-chan, Gin-chan's friend Aru." Kagura looked at the money in his hand, a little puzzled, "He's a very good adult, Shinbaha always says that. He will also treat us to delicious food. .”
"Soga..."
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On the other side, Shirou Hijikata was at the vending machine, complaining about why he was wearing such an airtight uniform in such a hot weather.
"On such a sultry day, you have to come out to find someone, what are you doing!" After speaking, Shi Shi took a sip of the dropped drink.
"If it's so hot, why don't I change your summer uniform for you, Hijikata-san." Sogo's voice sounded.
Fourteen turned back subconsciously and saw Zongwu raised his sword and chopped it down! Fourteen let out a wailing cry and ducked in an instant.
"How dangerous it is, please don't move around, it's easy to get hurt." Seeing Shishi dodging away, Sou Wu's expression was a little regretful.
"Dangerous?! You are the most dangerous existence, right! What are you doing, Soul Dan?!" Shi Shi sat on the ground, still in shock.
"What, they just want to make a sleeveless shirt for you..." Zongwu sighed.
"You are bullshitting!!!" Fourteen pointed at General Wu and said, "You just want to chop off my arm!"
"Actually, the summer uniform I designed is now selling well. Do you want Hijikata-san to get one? It's very handsome." Saying that, Sogo took out a sleeveless Shinsengumi uniform jacket with shoulders on the uniform's shoulders. Still jagged.
"Who wants to wear that kind of thing! It's clearly your prank work!" Tu Fang frantically complained.
But at this time, as the footsteps approached, Kondo's voice came, "Hey, how is the investigation?"
Seeing Kondo wearing the same jagged sleeveless uniform as Sogo's hand, Fourteen was speechless...
"It would be much easier to search for the lurking fighters against foreigners, but if you are looking for that kind of person, you can't act rashly..." Kondo said while walking between Shizune and Sogo.
Fourteen took out a photo of Princess Cheng Ye at this time, "Is Princess Sama going to run away from home? People's stances are different and their troubles will be very different, but Princess Sama's troubles will not be in my life. Got it."
"It is true that even if the position is different, she is still a young girl. [My father's eyes are so annoying recently], [My father smells of middle age], etc. There are all kinds of troubles." Kondo said.
"Everything you said is about Dad." Shi Shi was speechless.
"Then, maybe it's because Master G's armpits are too sour!"
"Well, this possibility is also very high." Hearing the sound, Kondo said, resting his chin in one hand.
"Souga, Master G's armpits are too sour, which caused the princess to run away from home. Then, why don't you have a party here to invite the princess out!" Zongwu suggested.
"The plan has nothing to do with Master G at all, okay! The foreword doesn't match the afterword, okay? There's no logic at all, okay! You apologize to Master G! Apologize to Master G in the whole of Edo!" Shi Shi frantically complained, "And that kind of Japanese folklore-like trap can only be caught by you!"
"Then, why don't we arrest all the G-lords in Edo, so..."
"It makes sense. Since the source is because of Lord G, then it is impossible to find Princess Sama this time, and next time Princess Sama will flee for similar reasons, but it seems a little too much to be caught, so just simply Let the G-lords of all Edo compulsorily wash their armpits three times a day." Gorilla... Kondo nodded and said.
"Three times, isn't three times too much?" Sogou said thoughtfully.
"Hey! It's not over, isn't it? It's over with Lord G, isn't it? Whoever talked about Lord G first! Who is it!" Shi Shi shouted and looked aside, not knowing when he was mixing in Jiang Cheng, one of the three, said, "Is it you?!"
Jiang Cheng grinned, smiled at the three people who were looking at him, and said hello, "Saxi ignores it, V-shaped Liu Haijun and orangutan mulberry."
"Saxi ignores your size! Are you familiar with you?!" Fourteen angered, "Why don't you stay under your ground, what are you doing on the ground?! I can't see the sun. guy."
"Yahieahie, it is indeed a police agency, it is efficient in handling things, and my identity has been investigated in such a short time~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng said with a sigh of emotion.
"Underground? Wasn't he the handsome guy who was chatting and laughing with Amyao that day?" Kondo wondered.
"Ah, I encountered it before, and I investigated it after I went back, but the result is really incredible, it turned out to be from Yoshihara." Shi Shi replied casually with a cigarette in his mouth, "Although the underground shogunate doesn't care, but I still hope you can be honest when you get to the ground, otherwise I won't let you go as easily as last time!"
However, Jiang Cheng was having a pleasant exchange with Kondo and Sogo at this time.
"This is a discount coupon, please come and play when you are free, there are a lot of beautiful girls~" Jiang Cheng whispered in Kondo's ear, and put a few discount coupons into Kondo's hand.
Kondo snorted disdainfully, "Who would go to that kind of place! I only have A Miao-chan in my heart!" Although he said so, he still quietly slipped a few discount coupons into his clothes .
"These are the experience coupons for a few good clubs, please be sure to accept them." Jiang Cheng said as he shoved a few experience coupons with S and M and a picture of a villain into Sogo's hand.
"Hey! Did you listen to anyone?" Fourteen was about to explode.
"Yeah! I'm really sorry, I didn't prepare you," Jiang Cheng expressed surprise, "Actually, I didn't know what type of V-shaped Liu Haijun likes, so I didn't prepare."
"Boss, if there is a human body covered in mayonnaise, Hijikata-san will definitely like it." Zongwu raised his hand and said.
"Yeah, this doesn't seem to be there." Jiang Cheng's face was full of embarrassment, but then a flash of inspiration, seeing Shi Shi's sincerity, immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry! Wait for me to go back and ask. Ask if there are any girls who would like to cover themselves with mayonnaise."