Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 281: :Some settings are also very annoying~
On the streets of Edo, Jiang Cheng rides on a small pedal of Gintoki, wearing a helmet and goggles of Gintoki, behind him is the unhappy Kagura and the expressionless Shin Baha.
"Ah, I'm so troublesome..." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, then turned his head to look at the two behind him, "Why do you have to let me take part in such a boring job?"
"It's too cunning! Sneak away or something!" Kagura replied without hesitation, and then turned to look at the new Baha at the end, "It's all your fault, right? If you can do it alone, When the work is finished, my uncle and I are already sitting in the barbecue shop, Aru. How long do you want to act like a spoiled child? Xinbaha? Can't you do anything with this level of work alone, Aru? Fix it!"
"Hmm, yes, yes." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement with his hands clasped.
Listening to Kagura's tone of disappointment and blame, Shin Baha couldn't help but shouted, "Don't say I'm so worthless! You're not the same! What the **** are you going to do when you miss work on a weekday to eat barbecue? What do you think?!"
"It's too close, disgusting," Kagura said contemptuously, "Please stay away from me, Aru."
"Hey!! I'm already sitting on the edge, okay! Half of my **** is in the air, okay!" Xinba shouted, "By the way, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop holding your hands? You are in the driver's seat. Right?! I don't want to have any car accident! By the way, do you have a driver's license? Absolutely?"
"Don't worry, how could a good adult not even have a driver's license." Jiang Cheng snorted, then took out his [automatic driver's license] from his arms and threw it to the new driver in the back seat. Eight chirps.
Looking at the driver's license in his hand, Xin Baha had some doubts about life, and said in horror: "I think...I can't believe that even Jiang Chengsang has such a thing! It's...it's incredible!"
"Hey, are you misunderstanding me," Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "For example, I'm not a normal human being in your eyes at all."
"That, ahahaha... a little..." Shinpachi scratched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly.
Jiang Cheng: "..."
"But not now! Jiang Chengsang is already a normal human being in my mind!" Xin Baha quickly defended, "Because of this driver's license, the current Jiang Chengsang is already a normal human being in my mind. It belongs to the category of normal human beings!"
"The criterion for judging whether I am a normal human being is whether I have a driver's license or not?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his blue veins bursting.
But in the end, Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, looked ahead again, held the handle with one hand, and raised the goggles on his face with the other, "Well, forget it. But speaking of it, Yinshi still has this Goggles? I don't have any impression at all."
"When I first appeared, Yin Sang always wore goggles, but then this kind of character was gradually abandoned." Xin Ba Hao explained with his index finger.
"It turns out that it is," Jiang Cheng nodded in understanding, "just like when Naruto and Konoha Maru were young, goggles are needed as a foil when the character design has not yet been established, but once a person is I don't need it if it matures gradually. I understand this kind of thing."
"It seems so..." Shin Baha thought for a moment and then nodded.
"It's also possible that the original author, the orangutan, felt that it was troublesome to draw goggles every time Aru, so he canceled that setting." Kagura said.
"There is also such a possibility." Jiang Cheng nodded and casually echoed.
"And the setting of the Night Rabbit family, it's very hard, Aru," Kagura sighed bitterly, frowning and complaining: "What is the fear of the sun, you need to bring an umbrella wherever you go, It's very troublesome, Aru. Think about it for a moment, Xinbaha, when a normal person walks, both hands are empty, right? But every time I have to carry an umbrella, it's super unnatural! "
"Wait! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi quickly stopped, "Don't complain about this kind of thing! Once you hear it, it's over!"
"Cut!" Kagura curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "Speaking of which, has the orangutan ever thought about our characters? In order to conform to his character design, we are also super hard every day, Aru."
"I mean, those writers never put themselves in the shoes of our characters," Jiang Cheng sighed, "Don't always think about what the characters should be like, you should ask us what we think What kind of life do you want to live. Just like the children expected by their parents, don't always want the children to become like in the future, and you should also ask the children's opinions."
"Ah... that makes sense..." Xin Bazhu twitched the corners of his mouth and pulled a somewhat reluctant smile.
"Speaking of which, what kind of person do you want to be, Xin Baha?" Jiang Cheng asked aloud.
"Huh? Me? Can I say it? Can I say it now? Wouldn't it be revenge for being seen by that gorilla?" Xin Baha pointed at himself and asked uncertainly.
"It's alright, alright, even the glasses have a say in this work," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "It doesn't matter to send out all the complaints that I usually accumulated in the [Gintama] crew. ."
"Huh?! Really?! Really?!"
"Ah, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Complaining...although there are, but it doesn't feel like it's suitable to talk about in this kind of place," Xinbaha said with a wry smile, "but what about the person you want to be...this...can this really be said?"
"Whatever you want." Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently.
"Then I..." Xin Ba Hao began to squirm a little embarrassedly, and there was a blush of honey on his face, as if he was thinking about something...
"Enough, you don't need to say anymore," Jiang Cheng, who caught Xin Baji's appearance from the rearview mirror, stopped him with black lines, "I don't want to know anymore, no, it's not that I don't want to know, But it is already seen from your expression, your desire, all."
"Hey?! I haven't said anything yet!"
"No, no need." Jiang Guo replied decisively.
"Why?!"
"Disgusting!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time.
"You guys are going too far! And didn't you two start this topic first?! I'm just imagining it a little harder!"
"That pink thing is not a fantasy, it's your delusion! It's better for you to die as soon as possible," Jiang Cheng said mercilessly, "Humans should live more realistically. That's right!"
"You should accept the virginity that is destined to be a lifetime of virginity for Aru," Kagura nodded in agreement, "Don't delusional things that will never happen to you! That will only make your life more difficult, Aru! You must recognize the reality, Xinbaha! And stay away from me, because your fantasy makes my sense of you even more disgusting, Aru."
"The two of you are too much compared to the other!" Shinpachi shouted with white eyes, "Why can't I have a sweet love with this lovely girl?!"
"Ugly face"
"No money"
"Short"
"Virginity"
"nits"
"glasses"
Listening to Jiang Cheng and Kagura's one-to-one spit out without going through the brain, Xin Ba Hao was so angry that he vomited blood, "Give me a little more, you two! There is no mercy at all! And why? Wearing glasses is also a disadvantage?!"
"We just want to help you recognize the reality." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"So yo so yo." Kagura echoed.
"Even then, couldn't the two of you be more polite?" Shin Baha said, twitching the corners of his eyes.
"No, it's more intuitive this way." Jiang Cheng explained, "The so-called loyal words are disgusting."
"That's yesterday's title, right?!" Shinpachi shouted, then pushed his glasses and spit, "Enough is enough, so we're still working, right? Where are we now? Where are we? Is it in the shop where my husband works?"
"Shop? What store?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "I've never heard of you talking about Xinbaha."
"Hey!!! Wait a minute for me!" Shin Baha shouted, "Does that mean you got into the driver's seat without knowing the location?! And what I said before departure?! Our destination is the KUNO Cafe where my husband works! Did you hear that?!”
"Calm down, Xin Ba Ha," Jiang Cheng snorted softly, "Speaking of which, we are almost at the barbecue restaurant, should we go to work after we finish eating? You know, you can't work well if you are hungry."
"That's right, Aru!"
"You two give me enough time!!" Shinbaha shouted loudly.
……
In the end, Jiang Cheng chose to turn around and head towards the husband's workplace. After all, Shin Baha's ocassan-like nagging is really annoying.
Of course, for this reason, Kagura is even more unhappy with Shinbahaw.
"Here we are, that's the KUNO cafe where the husband works!" Shin Baha pointed to a ninja-themed cafe by the road not far away and said ~IndoMTL.com~ Hi Hi, then this Passengers get off here, right? I know. "Jiang Cheng nodded, then he braked suddenly and turned the front of the car for a 180-degree drift.
Because of this drift, the new Baji at the end was directly thrown off.
"This trip is free. Welcome to ride next time." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baha, who fell to the ground, and said lightly, and then he glanced at Kagura, who was still sitting firmly behind him, " Barbecue, ready?"
"OK Aru!"
"Yo Xi! Let's go!" Jiang Cheng just wanted to twist the accelerator, but was kicked over by Xin Ba Haw, who got up and got angry and connected to the scooter.
"Enough is enough, you two!" Shin Baha scolded, "Do you still want to leave me here alone?!"
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