Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 283: :The etiquette after meeting should be remembered from childhood!

One afternoon.

Jiang Cheng looked up at the door number of the ladyboy bar in front of him expressionlessly, and then turned to look at the same expressionless Master House trio behind him.

"Well, can I choose not to go in?" After a long silence, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked without expression.

"No way!" Xin Baji shook his head, then stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said earnestly, "Didn't you say it well on the way here? Because Jiang Chengsang caused trouble last time, this time we have to say it properly. Apologizing is right. Didn't Lu Sang behave very well in the face of the fart anger just now? Just like before, just apologize to Your Excellency Xixiang."

(See Chapter 237 for details on the trouble here.)

"No, no, that one who looks similar to the Demon King is a creature. But the creatures here are physically unacceptable to me, so I refuse!" Jiang Cheng replied righteously with his hands in his arms. .

"Jiang Chengsang, do you have a little sense of responsibility, okay?" Xin Baha frowned and complained, "You know, because of you, the demon bar has been closed for three months. Fart angry Lu Sang too."

"No matter what you say, I will reject it!" Jiang Cheng refused with a serious face, and then slapped his hands in disdain, "And I don't need to apologize at all! It's obvious that I was first taken by them. I was terrified! And I could not help but change clothes for others, and forced them to dance that kind of chaotic dance! I acted under the dual pressure of body and spirit! So, there is no need to apologize at all!"

"No, I have to take you in today to apologize!" Xin Ba Hao took a step forward and pulled Jiang Cheng's shirt into the inner door, but even with the strength to suckle, Jiang Cheng's Cheng was still standing still.

Xin Ba Haw gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Miss Yueyong has already promised today to settle all the troubles Jiang Chengsang caused in peacetime. This is a very important task entrusted to you. Please cooperate with us a little... Kagura-chan... help!"

"Oh!" After answering, Kagura took a run, then got up and jumped up, kicking Shin Baja in the face.

After this blow, Xin Ba Haw was kicked directly into the shop door of the ladyboy bar.

"What are you doing?! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi got up and cursed with white eyes, "Why did you end up kicking me in the face?! Can you even get the wrong person wrong?! "

"Sorry," Kagura explained, raising his hand, "I'm not very clear! But seeing that face makes Aru hateful! So I couldn't help but kick Aru!"

"Do you hate me so much?!" Shinpachi shouted, "What do you mean when you see this face and feel hateful?! Is it my face's fault?! Is it?!"

Kagura ignored Shinhachi and whistled with his hands on his head and his head turned.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Shinpachi shouted.

At this moment, a strong baritone sounded from behind everyone.

"What are you doing here?" Saigo Tesori, the owner of the ladyboy bar and Mrs. Saigo, one of the four kings of Kabukicho, stood behind Shinhachi, holding his hands and looking at the crowd in front of him and asked aloud.

"This voice..." Jiang Cheng was startled at first, then turned his head and leaned against the wall to vomit, Σ_(???"∠)vomited...

"Just hearing the sound..." Gintoki said blankly.

"It smells bad!" Kagura pinched his nose and said, "No way, Aru, I can't stand the smell..."

Immediately afterwards, Kagura also turned his head against the wall and vomited.

"You two are so rude! Why do you vomit at the door of someone else's store! It smells so bad!" Xinba shouted, but just after speaking, his face changed, and he turned around and directly supported Xixiang I vomited...

"You guys are no different at all! It's not polite to do such a thing in front of someone else's store!" Yin Shi shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Yin Shi also turned around and supported the wall, "It should be like this when you vomit, Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"You are no different from them, right!" Xixiang cursed with his blue veins bursting with white eyes.

"No, you can still hear it if you listen carefully. When I vomited, I tried to cover up the sound of my vomiting. The BGM is completely different!" Yinshi wiped his saliva and raised his head to explain.

"There's no difference at all! Even if I change the BGM, I'm still vomiting!" Saigo scolded.

"No, actually on my planet, this is the way to greet each other after meeting." Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth and raised his head to explain.

"Who believes it!" Xixiang shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Xixiang noticed Jiang Cheng who was still vomiting, "Wait...this...isn't this Jiang Zi?! Saxi doesn't That's all right, Jiang Zi~"

When Jiang Cheng heard this sentence, the speed of vomiting increased by a factor of 2...

……

In the **** bar, in front of a small wine table, Jiang Cheng, who looked very bad, was lying on the wine table and rubbing his stomach, "Ah, much better, I feel like I vomited everything I could..."

Beside Jiang Cheng, there were also two shemales with heavy makeup and bright make-up. They were Chungoi with curly yellow hair like clockwork, and Wakame with short green ears. But it is worth mentioning that the beards of the two of them were not shaved...

Sitting across from Jiang Cheng are the trio of Master House and Xixiang. At this time, Xixiang was listening to Xin Baha's explanation, and he kept nodding his head on the way.

"It turns out that Jiang Zi usually looks like this, so cute~" Clockwork covered his mouth, showing a look of surprise.

"Yes, yes, everyone is fascinated by Jiang Zi~" Wakame agrees.

"Sorry, I still feel like vomiting..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand weakly and said, then turned his head to vomit again, Σ_(???"∠)vomited...

"Jiang Zi is really impatient~ I just started vomiting~" Clockwork said shyly.

"Shut up for me!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and cursed, "What a bad word!"

"Ala, he's in a hurry. When a man is in a hurry in front of a woman, it means he cares about that woman." Clockwork whispered to Wakatako's ear.

"Shut up!!!" Jiang Cheng could not bear it anymore, "Believe it or not, I will let you disappear from Kabukicho, bastards!"

"It's coming again, it's coming again," Wakame said in a low voice, leaning into Clockwork's ear, "Men usually speak ill of a woman in front of a woman they love."

"Huh? Really?" Clockwork covered his mouth in surprise.

"Really." Wakame replied.

"Can you shave the stubble on your face before you talk! It's disgusting! I'm getting goosebumps!" Jiang Chengbai shouted loudly.

"Yeah~ So you care about people so much~" Clockwork said with a blushing face.

"I really killed you!!"

……

"That's what it is, that's what it is." Xixiang held his hands and nodded to show his understanding, and then looked straight at Jiang Cheng who was sitting across from him.

"Cut," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain and said with a displeased face, "Ah, sorry about what happened last time. I'll ask Baihua to send it after the compensation or something."

"No need, no need," Xixiang waved his hands and said with a smile, "It's the first time for me to be treated so tenderly."

"Tenderness?" Xinba groaned with black lines all over his head. "Being beaten to the point of lying in bed for three months and unable to move is called tenderness?"

"There are various ways of gentleness in men," Xixiang explained with a gentle face, "perhaps that is Jiang Zi's unique way of expressing gentleness."

"Hey, I'll just let you lie down for the rest of your life this time. No, it's better to send you directly to heaven." Jiang Cheng said with a smile on his face.

"Heaven..." Xixiang covered his mouth, looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise, blushed and said, "Yes... are you going to send me to heaven?!"

"Hey, can I kill him? Can I?!!" The veins on Jiang Cheng's face jumped.

"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baha quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, who was about to get up, "I'm here to apologize, not to cause trouble. You should also control your temper a little."

"Cut," Jiang Cheng said disdainfully, then sat down again and turned his head away, "I've said everything that needs to be said, can we go now?"

"That's right, then, Your Excellency Xixiang, we'll..." Xin Baha looked at Xixiang with a smile on his face, but before he finished speaking, he was greeted by Gui who didn't know when... No, it was a wig Sub interrupted.

"So that's what it is," said Gui, who was sitting beside Jiang Cheng in a blue women's dress with heavy make-up, hugged his hands and nodded, then looked at Xixiang sitting opposite, knelt down and lowered his head, " I'm so sorry! This guy has always been like this! I sincerely apologize to His Excellency Saigo on his behalf!"

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng finally reacted~IndoMTL.com~ raised Gui's collar, "Why are you apologizing for me! And why did you use that pair of Ocasan? Your tone?! No, no, why are you here?! Wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig." Gui corrected himself, and then explained to himself: "In order to allow the people in this country who are still in dire straits to live a happy life as soon as possible, now, I am in the West. Your Excellency Mr. Xiang works here to earn money from foreigners. By the way, I wonder if readers will feel sick because they haven't seen me for a while, so my gums are swollen, and maybe some readers are mentally ill because they haven't seen me for so long, and they get oral cavity Ulcers, too!"

"So it's just for the camera!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and at the same time put Gui down, sighed softly, and then said: "By the way, didn't you already play this week? Why are you still like this? I'm not satisfied! No matter how much you complain about that kind of problem, I can't do anything about it."

"No, I heard that this month is Guiqiang month." Gui said with a serious face.

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