Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 284: :God created man and woman…As for the ladyboy…

"There is no such thing at all!!" Jiang Cheng shouted and threw Gui directly out.

"Really, all day long, there are always so many annoying guys around." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, muttered with a displeased face, and then stood up directly, "Let's go, you guys. , have you said what you should have said?"

"I don't know how much that stinky **** will pay now," Yin Shi rubbed his neck and stood up, "Really, I'm really tired today trying to get this idiot to do all this shit~ No three It's not worth a million dollars."

"What kind of black-hearted enterprise are you? No matter how you look at this kind of task, you won't get paid 3 million yuan." Xin Ba Hao complained expressionlessly, and then stood up from his seat and pointed at Xixiang. Bowing and smiling, he said, "Since it's over, let's go first."

"Hey? Is it so fast? People still want to follow the paper, Jiang Zi will dance on the stage once again~" Clockwork said with a face of regret, squeezing his body.

"Don't make me recall that dark memory again!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Speaking of which, there is no such memory at all, right?! What does it mean to be with Jianzi Jiangzi? Who is Jianzi?! Also I'm not called Jiang Zi at all!"

"Jiang Cheng-sang," Xin Baji pulled Jiang Cheng's shirt blankly, then pointed to Yin Shi, and said in a low voice, "The paper is here."

"Is it you?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

……

"Then, let's say goodbye first." Xin Ba Hao stood at the door of the ladyboy bar and greeted Xixiang again with a smile. Then he raised his head to look at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hands and looked impatient, and reminded in a low voice, "Jiang Chengsang, you too..."

"Cut," Jiang Cheng said reluctantly after taking a sip, "Sorry for what happened last time."

"It's okay," Xixiang replied with a smile, "Welcome to play again next time, and you can also introduce your friends."

"Come here often~" Chungko and Wakame shouted at the same time.

"Do I look like the kind of person who would push his friends into the fire pit?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

"Don't say a word, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha scolded in a low voice, then apologized again, "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang's mouth is very poisonous, but he has no bad intentions. .”

"I know." Xixiang said with a smile, "Sa, let's go."

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Kagura turned around and left without the slightest slack. Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao could only laugh again and turn around to chase after him.

……

Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just come out of the ladyboy bar, were walking slowly on their way back, when the sky was completely dark.

"Really, I don't want to come here again in my life." Jiang Cheng muttered softly as he walked.

"Yes, all of them are hideous-looking like the original ecological animal Aru in the safari park." Kagura echoed.

"You two are going too far!" Xin Baha criticized, "First of all, Jiang Chengsang, do you know what an apology is? Is it really okay to apologize with that kind of attitude? Just be sincere! And Kagura-chan, Mrs. Saigo used to take care of Gin-san and Master House, right? You can't use that kind of attitude."

"Cut." Jiang Cheng and Kagura spat in disdain at the same time, their expressions and actions were surprisingly consistent.

"What a disrespect, the attitude of the two of you! And why is the synchronization rate so high?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"By the way, I didn't see that ladyboy with a strange chin today, Aru." Kagura suddenly thought of something.

"Oh, it's Miss Jaimi," Shinpachi replied, "I saw it, but she always looked listless, so I didn't go up to say hello."

"Huh? Could it be that the lower jaw has exhausted all the energy?" Yin Shi casually complained.

"Oh, it's the man with the jaw!" Jiang Cheng tapped his hand, "I have an impression! It turns out that he is called Jaw Mei!"

"What kind of metaphor is that, what is the man of the jaws?" Xin Bazhu said expressionlessly.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind everyone.

"Well, please stop."

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng and the Master House trio turned around at the same time to look at the person who spoke out.

"Miss Jaw Mei..." Shinbaha murmured while looking at the person who came.

"It's Dong Mei," Dong Mei stood on the spot with her head lowered slightly and frowning, with a trace of loss on her face, "I have something to ask you to do."

"So that's the case, then it's hard for you." Jiang Cheng glanced at the trio of the Master's House beside him, then turned around, "I'll go back first."

"Wait!" Dongmei said again, "If possible, I would like to ask Jiang Zi to give me advice. After all, Jiang Zi, who was also a woman, must understand my heart better."

"Do you want to die?"

……

In a restaurant.

Dongmei is telling the story of her own experience with emotion, and from time to time she shows the shyness of a girl. The trio of Jiang Cheng and Master House across the table were full of black lines.

In fact, the content is very simple. It can be summed up in one sentence: Jaw Mei has fallen into the distress of unrequited love!

"...I finally realized that at that time," Dongmi blushed, hugged her chest tightly, and fell into her pink memories, "Yes! That's the so-called [love at first sight]!"

The trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu across the table fell into an eerie silence. At this time, the expressions of the four of them were surprisingly consistent, their eyes drooping, and several black lines were looming under the corners of their eyes.

"Have you heard?! You guys!" Looking at the four people who were completely silent, Dong Mei couldn't help but stand up and pat the table.

"I seem to be a little sleep deprived, and I always feel dizzy, Shinhachi-kun." Yin Shi muttered.

"Me too, I feel like I'm hallucinating. Is it because I played games all night last night?" Jiang Cheng said, twitching the corners of his eyes, "And I don't know why, although I have already put the contents in my stomach today. I've already vomited, and now I'm still a little dizzy and want to vomit."

"It doesn't matter, I feel exactly the same as you two. Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang." Xin Ba Haw replied with half a face twitching.

"Me too, disgusting like I'm pregnant and just want to vomit Aru." Kagura said.

At this time, Dongmi blushed and continued to explain: "His name is [Jurota], and he is a newcomer to the famous cowboy club [Takatenhara] in Kabukicho."

"Tao Tianyuan? Is that the one who madly died Lang Sang?" Xin Baha wondered.

"In the end, I'm just a **** girl, and he's a cowboy," Dong Mi said with an unbearable expression, "Yes! This is what an innocent girl like me is toyed with. Fate!"

"As expected, it was because I didn't sleep well yesterday, and I had auditory hallucinations again. I just heard that the person in front of me claimed to be a girl." Jiang Cheng covered his head and said with a painful expression, "Ah, it's so painful..."

"Ah, it must be because I didn't sleep well," Yinshi nodded in agreement, "I think I heard it too, I should have gone to bed earlier today."

"You two cheer up, this person did say the word [girl] clearly just now." The black line on Xin Baji's face has covered his entire face.

"I...can't do it, Aru..." Kagura said with a painful expression, then turned around and vomited.

"Are you okay?! Kagura!" Gintoki asked with concern.

"Ambulance! Ambulance!" Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and pressed the number of the emergency center, "Please send an ambulance right now! Now there is a psychotic ladyboy here! The situation is very urgent!"

"You guys are too much!" Dong Mei pouted and complained, "You must know that people are very distressed now, and I have never been in such a bitter love. That's why I want someone to help me! I'm in so much pain that I want to die!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi stood behind Dongmei, all four put on Jiecuoren's clothes, and held a brightly sharpened samurai sword in their hands. Dongmei, on the other hand, was wearing a pure white kimono, her abdomen was open, and she was holding a special dagger in her hand.

"Then, here we come." Yin Shi replied casually.

"Hey! Wait a minute! What kind of dress is this?!" Dongmei shouted with blue veins bursting in her eyes.

"Well, didn't you say you wanted to die?" Yin Shi explained blankly, "So I wanted to help you get on the road or something, like a travel agency in hell."

"That's not the case! All I want is help in love!" Dongmi shouted, "I hope I can take the [International Flight of Love]!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng and the others all turned around and vomited.

"Isn't an international flight possible!" Yin Shi wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth and shouted with a black line on his face, "You don't need a space battleship that can use the curvature of space to drive or something, uncle's voice. It can't be passed on to the Cowherd!"

"Who is the uncle!!" Dong Mei roared.

"It's you!!"×4

Hearing this, Dongmi covered her face and sobbed, "If I continue like this, what will I become...I will become a beast of addiction and love!"

"No, you're already a complete beast now." Shin Baha ruthlessly complained.

"If you can't help~ IndoMTL.com~ at least comfort me!" Dong Mei said frantically, holding her head, "Paper! Jiang Zi! Bahui! Please!"

"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Chengbai scolded, "And why should I comfort the uncle who calls himself a girl?!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and prepared to leave.

"Sorry, we're here too, that kind of thing is not included in the [Everything] of the Master's House! Sorry, I'm leaving." With that, Gintoki also stood up and prepared to leave.

"Don't go!" Dong Mi hugged Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's legs directly, crying bitterly, "What should I do?!"

"You should loosen my legs first, bastard! What should I do if I smell like an uncle?!" Jiang Chengbai shouted with eyes.

"Don't! If you don't agree, you won't let go! The paper is also!"

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