Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 286: :Girls in love don’t notice the shortcomings of men at all!

"It can be seen that there is no progress at all." Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a suit that was about to blind a dog, spat out.

"Hey, wait a minute, didn't you say you want to change into women's clothes? What's the matter with your outfit? Why are you wearing a suit that's about to be blinded? What the **** does your head look like? Are you going to have a friendship?!" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained wildly.

"Sorry, I don't have the same purpose with you today," Jiang Cheng explained, spreading out his hands, "It's just that Kuang Shi Lang said that the manpower is not enough, so I'm just here to help."

"When did you become so diligent? Is it a part-time job? Is that right?" Yin Shi said expressionlessly.

"It's almost there," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "I've been having a hard time lately. Yueyue has cut my monthly special funds for game purchases by more than half, so proper filling is also very important. It's necessary. And it's an easy job to do this kind of casually coaxing that stupid woman to drink for free and get a lot of money."

"This person is really bad..." Xin Baha, who was also dressed as a woman, murmured expressionlessly as he pushed the glasses on his face.

"That's right." Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and agreed.

"I won't tell you guys, I'll go to see Kuangshiro first to say hello." Jiang Cheng took the lead in walking in a certain direction.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something and said to Kagura, "Hey, report this idiot to that woman."

"Already reported to Aru." Kagura held up his phone and shook it in front of Yinshi, "Yueyue said it will be there in ten minutes."

"That's good," Gintoki nodded, then looked at Jainosuke who was still on the ground again, "Hey, listen up, it's time to solve your problem, we'll pretend to be discussing it. The disgusting guest is looking for trouble with that **** Jurota, and you are ready to save the beauty at any time, so that you can shorten the distance between you and that guy a little bit?"

"Quanzi..." Jainosuke showed a look of emotion on his face, and then switched to jaw beauty mode again, covering his face shyly, "If I wasn't in love right now, I would definitely fall in love with you."

Hearing the sound, the three of Yinshi immediately took a few steps back, knelt down at the same time, lowered their heads, and whispered, "Please bypass us."

……

The three of Gintoki and Jainosuke sat on the deck, waiting for the named Jurota to arrive.

Yin Shi held his hand and tapped the arm with his fingers impatiently. As for why he was impatient, because the deck that Yin Shi and others were leaning against was Jiang Cheng. At this time, Jiang Cheng was surrounded by several beautiful young ladies and sisters who were very gorgeously dressed. In other words, it looks like a rich man.

"Hey, why haven't I seen you in this store?" a young lady asked in a low voice with a blushing face.

"Why? Are you so interested in my private life?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, then stretched out his index finger to lift the girl's chin, "That's not good, guest."

"Yeah~~!! Premium Chinese liquor added!!" the young lady shouted excitedly to the waiter beside her.

……

"Why is this guy so skilled?" Yin Shi spat disdainfully, and said impatiently, "And why isn't that woman here yet? Can you come sooner? Can you give this idiot sooner?" I'll take it away?!"

"It's good, Jiang Chengsang seems to have found his vocation." Xin Baha pushed the glasses on his face and muttered expressionlessly.

"Gin-chan, can I order some snacks Aru?" Kagura raised his hand and shouted.

"Shut up, I'm not here to play today." Yinshi replied.

"But why can my uncle play?" Kagura wondered, "Is it because of the clothes, Aru? Can you play with that kind of clothes? Then I too..."

"It's said that the mission is not for fun! You bastard!" Yin Shi couldn't help shouting.

At this time, Jiang Cheng behind Yinshi has emptied the wallets of the third wave of guests. At this time, Jiang Cheng had just welcomed the fourth wave of guests.

"Welcome to Gao Tianyuan, this beautiful lady." Jiang Cheng introduced himself without raising his head, "I'm Gao Tianyuan's part-time NO.1 Cowherd, K..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng inadvertently found that the guest in front of him seemed a little familiar...

"Then... Yueyue, why are you here?" Jiang Cheng asked, expressionlessly twitching the corners of his eyes.

"I just want to see how Yoshihara's Lord Yewang usually works hard," Yueyong stood in front of Jiang Cheng and looked down at Jiang Cheng and replied, with no emotion in his voice, "It's really rare, Why can't I see that you have this kind of self-motivation?"

"I think you have misunderstood," Jiang Cheng raised his head and snorted with his arms in his arms, "I just came to help because I heard that my friend's store was short of staff. Don't get me wrong."

"Hey—" Yueyong deliberately extended her voice, "Is that so?"

"Hmmmm." Jiang Cheng nodded as if holding a chicken and pecking at rice.

But then, Jiang Cheng welcomed several kunai on his forehead.

"Why don't Baihua not see you to help me if there are not enough staff?!" Yueyong cursed with white eyes, and then directly mentioned Jiang Cheng, who had passed out, and turned and left.

After seeing this scene, Kuang Shi Lang, who was accompanying the guests, smiled awkwardly and stood up to explain for Jiang Cheng, but just as he stood up, Yue Yong gave him a stern look. In the end, Kuang Shi Lang chose the old man. Sit down honestly. After all, not everyone is like Jiang Cheng who can handle so many sufferings and no one else.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who was dragged further and further behind by Yueyong, Yin Shi's expression eased a lot: "Ah, I'm in a better mood~"

"Jiang Cheng-sang is usually very hard..." Xinba murmured.

At this moment, Jurota, who had just finished accompanying the guests to the table, finally came to the booth of Gintoki and others.

"Thank you for naming me, I'm Jurota." Jurota bowed slightly and said with a smile.

The three of them looked at each other at the same time and nodded secretly.

……

On the other side, just as Yueyong dragged Jiang Cheng out of the gate of Gaotianyuan, she encountered Xixiang who was leaning against a corner and holding her hands.

"What about Jaw Mei?" Xixiang asked Jiang Cheng, who was still pretending to be dizzy on the ground while holding his hands.

"Trust a few of them," Jiang Cheng chuckled, stood up and closed his eyes with his hands in his arms, "What to do they know."

"Soga..." Xixiang nodded, "Why do you want to close your eyes, Jiang Zi? And why are there so many kunai on your forehead? Jiang Zi, do you like that?"

"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Cheng cursed with his blue veins bursting, but he never opened his eyes. "Of course he closed his eyes because he was afraid of spitting out your face, bastard!"

"Still so ruthless~"

"Don't say such disgusting words!" Jiang Cheng scolded, then turned around and vomited directly, Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

At this moment, the three of Gintoki also walked out of the gate of Gao Tianyuan and noticed Xixiang not far away.

The three slowly walked over and stopped in front of Xixiang.

"What did you do to that child?" Xixiang asked, holding his hands.

"I didn't do anything," Gintoki replied casually, picking his nostrils, "It's all Jaimei's own wish, we just supported him (her?) a little behind his back."

"You...you should know, right?" Xixiang looked straight at Yin Shi's face, and continued with a dignified expression, "To put it bluntly, a ladyboy's love affair is just hopeless love, and the other party is an ordinary cow. Not to mention Lang's words. What if you hurt the child because of these superfluous things? You won't have the naive idea of ​​[they can get along smoothly], right?"

"Don't worry," Yin Shi waved his hand, "Jaw Mei is now more like a girl than a real girl. In love, girls often just let their fantasies expand in their hearts when they look at men."

Speaking, Yin Shi pointed to Jiang Cheng, who was still leaning against the wall and vomited, "Men in reality are basically similar to him, they are all filthy. The smell on his body is so disgusting. So, when Jaimi sees Jurota's real appearance, his illusions will be shattered."

"In this way, the guy will also realize that he has to live towards a new tomorrow."

After listening, Xixiang didn't say anything, but Yueyong on the side was thoughtful.

"That... wait," Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, turned his head to look at Yin Shi's expressionless retort, "Did you just use me as an example? You bastard! Why do you want to? Take me as an example? No matter where you look at it, I'm a perfect man, right!"

"No, you're already rotten." Yin Shi replied without thinking, "Body and mind are all rotten!"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng's face burst into blue veins again, and then he was about to pounce on Yin Shi in anger, but before he could do it, Yueyong first stabbed Jiang Cheng's head with two kunai again.

Jiang Cheng threw himself on the street.

After that, Yueyong greeted everyone, took a cigarette stick in his mouth, dragged Jiang Cheng's back collar and left without looking back.

"My relationship is also over..." Xixiang murmured while looking at Jiang Cheng's back.

"Huh?!!!" The three of Yinshi suddenly stepped back a few steps, and all looked at Xixiang in horror.

"What a powerful man. It's the first time in my life that I have been repaired so ruthlessly." Xixiang murmured with a chuckle.

"Wait... Huh?! Huh!!!" Yin Shi and the others were full of sweat.

"Good-bye." After saying that, Xixiang turned around and left, leaving only the Yinshi and the others who were still stunned and unresponsive.

……

The next day, the streets of Edo.

"It's great! New game!" Jiang Cheng shouted excitedly, holding the newly bought game, "It's great!! Thank you, Yueyue!"

"Anyway, don't go to that kind of place in the future, and I bought it because you were annoyed and couldn't bear it." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was as excited as a child and said lightly.

"Don't worry, the me of today is not the me of yesterday." Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "The me of today has surpassed the me of yesterday! Now in my mind, Yueyue, you are like a god. character! Okasan!"

"Who is your Okasan!" Yueyong scolded with white eyes, "If there was a squatting son like you, I would have been **** to death by you!"

"Since you can't change it, you can only accept it!" Jiang Cheng criticized with a serious face, "Don't give up the hope of life! Ocasan!"

"I just don't want you to say that, bastard!" Yue Yong shouted with white eyes.

But at this moment ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Xingxiang suddenly discovered something incredible, rubbed his eyes and looked in front of Yueyong again.

"What's wrong?" Yueyong asked, while saying that Jiang Cheng's eyes were looking over.

I saw Dongmei leaning on Jurota's shoulders, and the two exuded a strong and strange atmosphere of love. Seeing this, passersby avoided one after another...

At this time, the trio of Master House also came to Jiang Cheng's side.

"That...that's..." Jiang Cheng pointed at Jurota and Tomi who were not far away expressionlessly, and looked at the three of them.

The three nodded expressionlessly at the same time.

"You guys... are really amazing..." Jiang Cheng gave Yinshi and the others a thumbs-up expressionlessly.

(End of this article)

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