Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 287: :Don’t forget to bring an umbrella when it’s raining!

Yoshihara, the sky just dawned, Yueyong opened her eyes, sat up without the slightest infatuation, turned her head and glanced out the window, the pattering rain outside the window did not stop at all.

It has been half a month in a row, perhaps because of the rainy season, it has been raining every day recently, and because of the weather, the passenger flow of Yoshihara has been decreasing recently. But on the contrary, Baihua's work is much easier because of this. After all, fewer guests means fewer troublemakers.

Because of the rainy season, everyone in Baihua got a good rest, and it was just a token patrol every day. No need to go out in full force like before.

However, Yueyong, the leader of Baihua, has never rested, and still patrols every street and every shop in Yoshihara every day. Although Sun Lun often persuaded Yueyong to take a break these days, Yueyong still went his own way.

……

After washing her face, Yueyong changed her clothes and sat in front of the dressing table to start dressing up, but it was just dressing up, but there were not so many cosmetics on Yueyong's dressing table, just a few simple necessities .

Simply tidying up, Yueyong picked up the cigarette stick on the table, got up and walked out of the door. The second thing Yueyong did after getting up was to call Jiang Cheng to get up, just like a habit.

In Jiang Cheng's room, looking at the sleeping Harazi, who was still snoring with a pillow, Yueyong, who was expressionless, still stepped on a normal foot, just stepping on Jiang Cheng. into the face.

As a result, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, and then started the must-have program every morning - Jiang Cheng and Yueyong's quarrel.

The result of the quarrel, as usual, ended in Yueyong's victory. With a breath of smoke, Yueyong turned around and walked away, leaving only Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes and over his head, who fell into a faint.

The rest of the breakfast time, as usual, ended with Jiang Cheng and Yueyong's bickering, Hiron's smile and Haruta's speechlessness.

After breakfast time.

"Yeah, it's been really comfortable recently." Jiang Cheng sighed while rubbing his stomach after burping.

"Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng-sang has been in the house for half a month. Is the charm of the game really that great?" Hiron said with a smile.

"After all, it rains every day," Jiang Cheng replied casually with a toothpick in his mouth, "so I can only stay in the room and play games."

"If it goes on like this, mushrooms will grow on my body." Sun Lun covered his face and chuckled.

"How is that possible~" Jiang Cheng waved his hands dismissively.

"No, mushrooms have grown." Sun Wheel pointed to the top of Jiang Cheng's head and said.

"How could it be possible..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, and touched his head with his hand at the same time, but just when he put his hand on top of his head, Jiang Cheng felt that he had touched a foreign object, so he pulled it out and held it in his hand to see look.

"Really!" Jiang Cheng said with black lines all over his head, and then looked at Qingta beside him, "Is it true that I have been wearing this mushroom since I woke up in the morning?!"

"You don't even look in the mirror when you wake up?" Qingta said expressionlessly, "Also, how long has it been since you shaved? You were just like Mario!"

"True or false!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, then put his chin on one hand in a contemplative manner, and murmured, "It's really amazing, in the rainy season, this kind of weather can turn humans into Mario. Perhaps the original The Mario Bros. may have become like that because of the rainy season."

"How is that possible! You're the best!" Harita shouted, "You're number one if you can stay in the house for half a month without going out in this weather!"

"But there's nothing to do when going out in this weather, right?" Jiang Cheng retorted with his hands spread out and frowning, "This kind of weather can easily make people feel irritable, and the way to keep them from getting irritable is to Play games in the room. That's the wisdom of the ancients!"

"What a piece of shit! The ancients never taught us to use games to pass the rainy season!" Qingta shouted, then sighed, "Forget it, I don't want to argue with Jiang Cheng, every time I feel tired."

Speaking, Harita clapped her hands and looked at the sun wheel, "I'm full, Mom, I'm going to school."

"Be careful on the road." Sun Wheel said with a smile, and at the same time picked up a stack of high wrapped bento boxes and handed it to Harita, "Eat well at noon too."

"Oh." Qingta replied feebly, and then turned around and left with a hard effort.

"That..." Looking at Qingta's back, Jiang Cheng said with a speechless expression, "Is Qingta's school going to hold a sports meeting? What is that? It's almost as tall as the bento box of Qingtai's height. What is it?"

"Isn't every day at school like a sports meeting for a child of this age?" Hirona asked rhetorically with a smile.

"It makes sense, ahahaha..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed, "By the way, when I was the same age as Mrs. Qing, I ate more than Mrs. Qing."

"Huh? Really?" Sun Rin wondered, then murmured with his chin up, "It seems that Harita's bento should be made a little more in the future."

"I'm full." Yueyong, who had been chewing slowly, put down the tableware and stood up calmly, "I have to go on patrol, so I'll go first."

"Didn't you say it all? It doesn't matter if the weather is like this, and you need to take a proper rest." The sun wheel looked up at Yueyong who had already reached the door, "And I come back wet every night, I will If you have a cold, at least take an umbrella and go out."

"It doesn't matter." After Yueyong replied, she turned and left without looking back.

"What a boring person." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

"I can't say that. After all, Yueyue is also for everyone of Yoshihara. It is thanks to Yueyue that Yoshihara can live a peaceful life today." Hiran sighed and replied.

"Speaking of which, why don't you seal the sky again? Wouldn't this situation happen if you sealed it?" Jiang Cheng asked casually, "At least I think this kind of rain can be sealed off. ."

Hearing this, Sun Wheel smiled and shook his head, "Perhaps those things were too heavy in the past, and now everyone no longer wants to face things that are like cage walls."

"Is there still a cage in my heart?"

"No, it doesn't exist anymore," Sun Wheel shook his head. "It's just that everyone, like me, may never want to see that kind of thing again."

"...It's up to you." After a moment of silence, Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and after some impatient and casual reply, stood up from the spot and stretched, "Go back to play games, Thanks for breakfast."

……

In Jiang Cheng's room.

After playing the game for a long time, Jiang Cheng took off his headphones and stretched.

"Sure enough, this weather is the most suitable for playing games in the room~" Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, then got up and stood in front of the window, taking a breath of fresh air.

Looking at the figures of guests and girls holding oil-paper umbrellas in twos and threes on the street downstairs, Jiang Cheng smiled knowingly and said softly, "Well, it doesn't look bad like this."

At this moment, a girl's voice came from Jiang Cheng's downstairs.

"Little uncle! Little uncle!"

Following the voice, he looked over, and saw Kagura holding a flower umbrella and waving his hand excitedly at him. Seeing this, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, and then stretched out his hand and waved lazily.

……

"On this kind of [Independence Day], Aru should also go out for a walk." Kagura sat on the roof with his little flower umbrella, blaming in a motherly tone.

"Hey—is that so?" Jiang Cheng stood on the roof with his umbrella, squinting Doudou's eyes, his little face flushed slightly, revealing a hint of excitement, "In other words, why is the rainy season called by you? 【Independence Day】

"Ah, it's not Aru! It's not like that! It's just that the original umbrella was broken, so I replaced it with this one! Speaking of which, I don't like this kind of inferior umbrella that breaks as soon as it is broken!" Kagura hurriedly retorted as if he had been poked into his thoughts, but holding the umbrella handle tightly in his hand, he continued in a mosquito-like voice, "I just think that in this weather, my uncle will only play games in the house. That's why I just wanted to remind you..."

"Is that so?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Le's twisted attitude, then licked his ear with his little finger, and replied casually, "That's fine, I wanted to say I'll bring an umbrella with you. Super match, if you say so, forget it."

"Really?! Does it really look good, Aru?!" Kagura asked excitedly, but just finished speaking and quickly covered his mouth.

With a puff, Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing, "By the way, who did you inherit this character from? That bald guy?"

"Stupid little uncle!" Kagura, blushing, spit away.

"Well, don't worry about it, isn't it good? Girls really like this kind of fancy umbrella." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said with a smile.

"I don't like it! It's just that the original umbrella is broken, Aru!" Kagura retorted.

"Hi, I see."

"Humph!"

……

Evening.

After dinner, Jiang Cheng returned to his room, but unlike usual, Jiang Cheng did not go straight to the computer, but took his umbrella and walked to the window.

Looking at Yueyong, who was clearly about to go on patrol without an umbrella among the pedestrians holding oil-paper umbrellas in twos and threes, Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then shouted down: "Hey! I'll lend you this umbrella. ~IndoMTL.com~ Don't break it."

While shouting, Jiang Cheng threw down the umbrella in his hand.

Yueyong turned her head to take a look, and then reached out to catch Jiang Cheng's umbrella, but just after taking it, Yueyong felt something was wrong, because Jiang Cheng's umbrella was really heavy.

Just as Yueyong was about to say something, Jiang Cheng had already closed the window.

……

In the middle of the night, Yueyong opened Jiang Cheng's door, placed the umbrella at Jiang Cheng's door, left a thank you and turned to leave. He didn't care at all whether Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the game with headphones on, heard his words.

The next day, breakfast time.

"By the way, your umbrella is really good to use." Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng who was eating and drinking, and said with a serious face, "The rate of fire of that kind of bullet is indeed faster than that of Kuwu. There are many, the efficiency of solving the troubled guests is much higher. In other words, where can they sell such umbrellas? I want to replace a batch of new weapons for the members of Baihua."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

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