Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 288: :Sympathy is the cheapest thing in the world!
One day, in the Edo Police Department building.
"Although it is necessary to let cute children experience the storm and see the world, as a father, this kind of thing is absolutely not allowed, not allowed." Matsudaira is aiming at a certain direction through the scope of the sniper rifle. He murmured, and the small eyes showed a trace of murderous aura through the sunglasses, "How can you breathe the same air as those guys who are not even as good as cockroaches? Hey, Fourteen, come and help me mount a gun."
The end of Mr. Matsudaira's line of sight is the three boys who are gathered at the door of a convenience store, wearing the uniform of the staff of the convenience store and talking cheerfully about their daughter.
"The devil is here!" Shishi who was wearing casual clothes stood in front of Sogo and Kondo, who were also wearing casual clothes, and shouted at the back of Matsudaira, "Isn't this the same as before?! This time the target is Is your daughter a part-time colleague?"
"Not a colleague!" Song Pinggong turned his head and corrected with a serious face, "Dad will never approve of that disgusting thing!"
"Yes, yes, that kind of scum will never be recognized as a parent." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement, then looked at Songping Gong, "Well, uncle, why don't I help you set up a gun? ?"
"That's a job, little brother." Song Ping replied.
"Wait for me!" Shi Shi hurriedly stopped, and then pointed at Jiang Cheng and scolded, "Why are you here?! It has nothing to do with you, right? Why don't you just stay underground and run? What are you doing here?!"
"It's still as ruthless as always~ Liu Haijun~" Jiang Cheng frowned and spread his hands and said with a sigh, "I was just scolded by Yueyue and said that occasionally I need to go out for a walk, and then I accept it again. It's just the message of Sogo-kun's invitation to come to the party~"
"Hey, Sogou, why did you call this nasty guy? Don't you think it's not enough trouble?!" Shi Shi looked at Sogou and shouted, then sighed and looked at Song Pinggong again, "I said what kind of vinegar are you eating? We skipped work and came here just to hinder your daughter's colleagues from pestering her?"
Speaking, Shi Shi turned around directly, "I quit, I'm going back."
"Hey, wait!" Song Ping-gong shouted hurriedly, and then put his eyes on the quasi-level again and corrected, "When did I ask you to do that kind of thing? I just want to obliterate those boys. Just drop it!"
"How do you do that kind of thing?!" Shi Shibai shouted with eyes wide open, then changed his tone, and persuaded bitterly: "Also, there is no guarantee that it will increase the relationship between your daughter and her boyfriend like last time. The relationship between the two, let’s take a hundred steps back. Besides, this time, it’s not even a relationship, right? It’s just being pursued, right?”
"It's scary to be pursued! It's better to strike first, and kill them before they're put together!" After speaking, Song Pinggong looked at Jiang Cheng, who was on the side, "Little brother, what about that kid last time? No? come?"
"Ah, you said Qing Tai..." Jiang Cheng smiled, "I don't have time because I'm going to a private school, but it's a pity that he can't help you uncle."
"Really, well, there's no other way to do that, so I can only do it like this!" Saying that, Song Pinggong's face showed a bit of chill again, "I'm in charge of the one on the left, and you are in charge of the fourteenth. The other two, brother, you are in charge of their [beep—]!"
"Understood!" Jiang Cheng also put up his umbrella.
"I understand! It's nothing to do with you at all!" Shi Shi cursed, then turned to look at Kondo and complained, "By the way, Kondo-san, why don't you persuade this hopeless man? Dad."
"Hey?" Kondo, who was assembling a sniper rifle with sunglasses on, wondered, "Who is Kondo? Killer Gorilla No. 13 is here again! Uncle, I'm here to help too!"
Besides, Sogou, who is wearing sunglasses and holding a sniper rifle, said, "The killer Sogou No. 13 appeared again because "it seems very interesting". "
Immediately afterwards, Kondo and Sogo also came to Jiang Cheng's side to set up their guns.
"Yo Xi! Did you hear what you just said? Kondo is in charge of the middle one, Sogo is the one on the right, and I will kill the one on the left." Mr. Songping ordered, "As for their [beep-], leave it to me. There you go, little brother!"
"Hey! Didn't I say this is the same as before?!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting, "Anyway, don't be in a hurry, the key is to let them give up, right? In that case, there are as many methods as possible. "
"No, it's completely different from last time!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and corrected with a serious face, "Last time it was only one-on-one, but this time, that girl has to face three people. The stalker of the stalker! Absolutely unstoppable! At least it's fair to reduce the number to one!"
"That's right!" Songping Gong applauded.
"Shut up for me! Don't make any more troubles, okay!" Fourteen scolded, "What kind of fairness is that?!"
"Could it be that Liu Haijun is sympathizing with them?!" Jiang Cheng looked into Shi Shi's eyes seriously, and then chuckled, "You are too superficial, Liu Haijun! Human sympathy is the most important thing. Inexpensive! It will only blindly output one's own dissatisfaction, isn't it also an expression of lack of quality?! People must learn to feel their own pain, cover it, repair themselves like a scar, and let it become one's own strength in the world without hindrance! So! It's better to kill it!"
"What you said in a hunk has nothing to do with the current situation at all! How did you bluntly use it in such a place?" Shi Shi cursed, "Your remarks came from you. The result has nothing to do with it at all! Is the foreword different from the last one?! And you guys, why are you showing that expression, why are you showing that expression of [he said it makes sense]?! You idiots? Are they all idiots?!"
"As expected of the boss, this kind of truth can be easily understood, I understand!" Said, Zongwu pulled the trigger without hesitation, but was thrown down by the fourteen who reacted in advance, resulting in The shot missed.
"Enough is enough, you bastards!" Shi Shi cursed, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and continued, "By the way, don't you have a niece too? Will you do the same when your niece reaches this age?! "
"No, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "how is it possible, as an excellent adult, how could you do such a thing~"
"That's it!"
"I won't let that stinky boy end his life so easily. I will slowly torture him until the whole body of that stinky boy turns into flesh..." Jiang Cheng said with a refreshing expression half sentence.
"You're too scary!" Fourteen shouted, "How on earth did you say such a horrible statement with that expression?! Are you a pervert murderer?!"
"No, that's the real idea of being a parent," Jiang Cheng retorted. "Why should a child let her choose the life she wants when she's older? No, no, no, no matter how old a child is, it's just a child! It is easy to be taken off the track by the bad guys outside, so the only ones who can remedy it in time are us parents!”
"That's right!" Kondo agreed, "I think so too! In the future, when I have a daughter with Miss A Miao, I will do the same! Boyfriend? Go to hell! Boyfriend Just one dad is enough! Uncle, let's go!"
"Shut up for me too! You're the most impossible! You gorilla stalker!" Shi Shibai roared with white eyes, and then once again looked at Song Pinggong, whose face was ashen, and sighed to persuade him. : "All in all, the goal is to get those boys to give up, right? As long as I step out a little, I can easily get rid of them."
"Wow~ It seems that you are quite confident," Songping Gong stood up and turned to face Fourteen, "Since you have already mentioned this, Fourteen, I will give it to you to try."
"Uncle, don't trust this kind of person," Sou Wu persuaded. "In the previous amusement park, didn't this guy betray us at the last moment without any hesitation? If you want me to say it, give it to them first. Three people do an enema and make them all tuba in one go."
"But, Miss Chestnut is a girl who "will still like her boyfriend even in front of a tuba", I was knocked away by your [bang] just in front of you. How to attack like this? fourteen? ' Kondo said.
"And it's too troublesome, isn't it? Isn't the time of the police very tight? Or is it better to kill it directly? It can save time." Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured while supporting his chin.
"Wait...Wait," Song Pinggong stopped, and then stared at Shi Shi's eyes, "Since Shi Shi's guy has said this, it's just right, let's take the time when he was at the playground last time. Pay off the debt. Hey, Fourteen, can you do it for me? Can you do it for me? Uncle, I’m looking forward to it.”
Fourteen responded impatiently.
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The four of Jiang Cheng, who were still standing on the roof, watched the fourteenth ~IndoMTL.com~ who was walking towards the convenience store step by step through the quanjing. By the way, boss, did you have anything to do today? "Zongwu asked out of boredom.
"Ah, Yueyue can't tell me not to let me go back at night." Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then he thought of something, and the corner of his mouth curved slightly, "Did Zongwu-jun think of something funny again? 's [game]?"
"Ah, although it's not really a fun game, it can add a little spice to such a boring day." After speaking, a dark smile appeared on Zongwu's face.
"I see, I understand. Then, let's get started." Jiang Cheng also had a dark smile on his face.
"That, Uncle," Zongwu raised his hand and said, "there are three people on the other side, isn't it too risky to let the deputy chief go alone? I apply to join the team of the deputy chief."
"Me too." Jiang Cheng agreed.
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