Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 289: :Life sometimes needs some old-fashioned plots!

"It makes sense, after all, there are three of them," after a moment of indulgence, Matsudaira nodded, "Then I'll leave it to you!"

After Zongwu responded, he turned around and left, as did Jiang Cheng. However, after the two turned around, they looked at each other and smiled calmly.

……

In the convenience store, Shi Shi stood in front of the bookshelf in front of the convenience store, picked up a jump and flipped through it. Of course, all of this was disguised in order to eavesdrop on chestnuts who were cashiers at the front desk. The conversation of the three shop assistants.

"Chestnut sauce~ What does chestnut sauce do on off days?" The boy wearing glasses asked shyly in front of Chestnut, who had just settled the bill for the customer, and then took out two movie tickets from behind, " I actually have two movie tickets for [Pidoulong Next Door 2] Rodriguez's limited edition..."

Another red-haired mohawk with pierced ears saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward to interject, "Chestnut sauce, in fact, I am a fan of the space ship Earth, and this time there is a live performance. Yes!"

Not to be outdone, the last boy with a tawny plane head (bread head?) stepped forward and offered his hospitality, "Chestnut sauce, do you like to go for a ride? This time... it's better to go to Qidao Mian Bay this time. Highway!"

Wear glasses: "Don't mess around!"

Moxigan: "You don't want to come first!"

Airplane head: "You two don't trouble the chestnut jam!"

Wear glasses: "What is it to cause trouble?!"

Airplane head: "Trouble is trouble!"

Mohawk: "Shut up everyone!"

……

As for the chestnuts on the side, she was smiling and didn't say a word from beginning to end.

Listening to the quarrel of several boys, Shi Shi glanced at Chestnut who chose to ignore these boys, and came to a conclusion in his heart [This daughter did not target them at all, that fool of the "Qiangata Police Department" Dad is a real headache. ]

(The Qiangata Police Department: This refers to Mr. Songping. The Qiangata Police Department refers to Lupin III Qiangata Koichi.)

In the distance, Matsudaira and Kondo, who were staring at Shishi's every move through the scope, were a little impatient.

"It seems like I've been watching jump, but I haven't acted at all." Kondo said.

"What the **** are you doing?" Matsudaira said impatiently.

"Oh! There's action!" Kondo exclaimed suddenly.

"It's long-winded! It's just turning the page! It's really annoying!" Song Ping said in a hurry, "Well, those two boys are coming soon, so let's leave it to them."

……

In the convenience store, looking at the profile of Shi Shi who has been standing in front of the bookshelf and flipping through jump, Li Zi suddenly felt that some of this person looked familiar, and said to himself: "Ah... the person in front of the bookshelf, always I feel like I've seen it somewhere."

But at this moment, the automatic door of the convenience store opened, and two young men wearing sunglasses with fierce expressions entered from the door. That's right, these two are Jiang Cheng and Zongwu.

"Welcome." Chestnut hurriedly stood up and smiled at the two of them.

The two nodded slightly in response, and then went in the same direction, constantly flipping through jump's fourteenth. Obviously, Fourteen did not notice the arrival of the two.

Zongwu took out a dagger from his body, Jiang Cheng was holding his umbrella, and the two pressed against Shi Shi's back at the same time.

"Hey, what are you doing? Hurry up and make a tuba for me here!" Zongwu whispered.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also whispered to the fourteen's ear: "If I count to three, if I can't open it...kill you. One...two..."

"Wait for me! You two bastards!" Shi Shi whispered with sweat on his face, "Why are you two here?! Didn't you just leave it all to me? ?!"

"It's really ruthless, Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng sighed. "It's because you want a couple of three people to come over to help you voluntarily to share the burden~"

"Yes, yes, it's like being a wingman for Hijikata-san in a friendship." Zongwu whispered.

"Shut up, you two!" Shi Shi whispered, "I don't need you two at all! Saying that you two will only be a disservice, right?! Don't you already have the wrong object? Why do you want me to open a tuba in a place like this?!"

"What time did you count just now? I seem to have forgotten," Jiang Cheng murmured, "let's start over, one, two..."

"Wait!" Fourteen hurriedly stopped, "You two, give me a little more! I just thought of a way, okay?! Shut up and watch! Don't do unnecessary things! "

"This person is really ruthless, Mr. Zongwu, everyone has volunteered to help him, and he still looks like this." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly.

"That's right, boss, after all, Hijikata-san is a ruthless mayonnaise madman. In other words, he's a machine that only knows mayonnaise all day long, and feelings don't exist at all~" Zongwu Attachment Road.

"This can't be done, Ocasan, wouldn't it be of no use to society if my son became like this?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror.

"I think so too, Oduosang, whoever has such a hopeless son at home will be distressed, right?" Zongwu sighed and replied helplessly.

Listening to Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu's one-to-one slaughter, Shi Shi's face instantly burst into several blue veins, which were still beating non-stop, but in the end Shi Shi still held back and wanted to pull out his knife and hack this guy to death. The impulse of two goods.

Fourteen picked up a bottle of mayonnaise from the shelf on the side and walked straight to the checkout at the front desk. On the way, he turned his head and reminded the two again: "Listen, you two, 1000000000000000 Don't get in the way of my plan! Just stand by and watch!"

"It's not right to say that, Liu Haijun, as a wingman, we clearly know our responsibilities." Jiang Cheng said helplessly, and at the same time followed, "For example, to supervise whether you are really doing it well. missions."

"That's right, if Hijikata-san is a little slack, we can also kill Hijikata-san for this reason. Uncle Matsudaira seems to have said so." Sogo also followed.

[It's really troublesome, these two guys are just looking at me. 】Fourteen glanced at the two black-bellied smiling faces behind him, and thought bitterly in his heart, "Oops, these two will definitely strike without any scruples!" Until then, I have to figure out what to do now! ]

Unconsciously, Shi Shi had already arrived at the settlement office. Looking at the three boys who were still entangled chestnuts in front of him, Shi Shi suddenly had a plan and smashed the mayonnaise in his hand on the settlement table. After that, Shi Shi said, "I want this!"

Seeing this, the three boys also settled down, and Lizi quickly turned around to help Shishi settle the bill, and said with a smile: "I'm so sorry, I'll settle it for you now."

Taking advantage of Chestnut's settlement, Shi Shi hummed and clenched the hilt at his waist, looked at the three boys still surrounded by Chestnut, and said in his heart: [Hmph, although I can't really kill it I got them, but a little intimidation shouldn't be a problem. ]

But at this moment, looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Chestnut finally recalled what happened to the playground that day, and then turned over the checkout counter with joy and came to Fourteen.

"You...you are Lord Mayuro Shisan!" Chestnut put his hand on his chest and looked at Shishi with a blushing face and a shy face.

【It's over! ! 】 Fourteen secret passages are not good.

"Chest... chestnut... chestnut jam!" the plane's head shouted incoherently.

"You and this man..." The man with glasses stammered.

"What is the relationship?!!" Mohawk added.

At this moment, Shi Shi suddenly came up with a plan, [Wait, maybe this can also be used! ], while thinking about it, Shi Shi took a step forward, wrapped his arms around Li Zi's waist lightly, then turned his head to look at the three boys beside him, and chuckled lightly: "This girl is my woman! This woman and I'm addicted to the love relationship of the incurable lover and the milf's infatuation!"

Speaking, Shi Shi looked at Lizi with tenderness on his face: "I kept you waiting, Lizi, I am really an unreliable man, but you don't have to worry about it in the future, we will always be in the future. will never be separated."

"Master Mayuro 13..." Chestnut blushed and leaned against Shi Shi's arms.

"Do you understand?! You bastards! Don't get close to my woman! If you don't listen to the advice..." Said, Fourteen drew his knife, "I cut you!"

"Yes, yes! This is the woman our boss first liked!" Jiang Cheng said bitterly with a face like a gangster.

"If you look at it again, I'll cut off all your [beep-] and sticks! Bastards!" Zongwu also put on a face of a little bastard.

【What are you doing for fun? ! 】 Fourteen cursed in his heart.

But at this moment, all three boys ran out crying.

【See? It's all that simple. 】Fourteen looked at the speechless Jiang Cheng and Zongwu behind him, and chuckled proudly.

Jiang Cheng: So old-fashioned...

Sougou: Yeah...so old-fashioned...and disgusting~IndoMTL.com~ This is the first time I've seen such a boring and disgusting person, boss.

Jiang Cheng: Yes, let's go, I'll vomit if it goes on like this, let's go out and make fun of the three idiots outside, Mr. Zongwu.

Zongwu: That's right, boss.

In this way, Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu got up and left at the same time, and on the way they did not forget to turn their heads and despised a handful of fourteen again, but after turning their heads, Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu sneered again at the same time, and thought Dao: [But the next thing is not so easy to let go~ Liu Haijun Tu Fangsang]

【What attitude, these two bastards! By the way, didn't you two have fun just now? ! 】Fourteen cursed with white eyes, then looked at the shy chestnut in his arms, 【In short, those three people have already solved the problem, and the only thing left is to solve the misunderstanding...】

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