Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 29: :Only the next appointment will be the next one!
"Boss, is it too much for that girl, after all, the whole body is covered with mayonnaise..." Zongwu frowned and hesitated.
"That's right." Jiang Cheng also frowned.
"Well, what Sougo said still makes sense. After all, it's not acceptable for ordinary people to smear mayonnaise all over the body, and Yoshihara's women won't accept such a habit so easily. But only in [ How about smearing mayonnaise with [beep-] and [beep-]?" Kondo suggested, "It may be easier to accept only [beep-] and [beep-] with mayonnaise."
"It's really good, this method," Jiang Cheng praised, "when I go back, I'll ask if there are any girls who are willing to smear mayonnaise on [beep-] and [beep-]." /
"Yeah, I still think it's too much, why don't you just put mayonnaise on the [beep-], and don't put mayonnaise on the [beep-]." Zongwu suggested again.
"Enough of you! How many times do you have to say [beep-] and [beep-]! Do you think that the author will be cut in half?! The reader imagines it is very scary, okay!" Unable to hold back, he shouted at the three of them, "Besides, who likes that kind of thing! Please don't combine holy mayonnaise with that kind of thing! Then you won't forget what our purpose is?! We are looking for Princess Cheng Ye who ran out of the General's Mansion!"
But after speaking, Shi Shi realized something, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Forget everything I just heard!"
"Don't worry, little V-shaped bangs, I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything like [Princess Chengye who sneaked out of the general's house] [Father's eyes are so annoying] [Dad has body odor]. "Jiang Cheng said with an ok gesture.
"I just heard it! Hurry up and forget it, forget it!" Shi Shi said, grabbing Jiang Cheng's shoulder.
"Ah, I have forgotten it now, I have forgotten [ ]." Jiang Cheng replied.
"I didn't let you forget [ ]! Let you forget the contents of [ ]! Hey!" Shi Shi frantically complained.
But at this moment, Yamazaki ran over.
"Director~" Yamazaki Takuya shouted while running, also wearing a jagged sleeveless Shinsengumi jacket.
"What's the matter, Yamazaki." Kondo asked aloud, looking at the person who came.
Yamazaki stopped and greeted Kondo Kei with a salute and replied: "There is information from witnesses, it seems that Her Royal Highness the Princess has gone to Kabukicho."
"Kabukicho?" Shi Shi couldn't help but whispered, but the next moment, Shi Shi once again realized that there was Jiang Cheng next to him.
Aware of Shi Shi's gaze, Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear anything and whistled.
"Hey, don't pretend you didn't hear me!"
"Nani, I didn't hear anything at first. [Her Royal Highness the princess ran to Kabukicho] I really can't remember such words." Jiang Cheng said with narrowed eyes and a wave of hands.
"Well, Jiang Cheng-sang doesn't seem like the kind of person who talks nonsense everywhere, don't worry Fourteen." Kondo said.
But the next moment, I saw Jiang Cheng chatting with the young lady on the road.
Miss Sister: "What are the police doing over there?"
Jiang Cheng: "I don't know at all, it seems to say something [Her Royal Highness the princess sneaked out, the direction is singing and dancing...]"
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Shi Shi covered his mouth and dragged him back.
At this time, the young lady was still shouting from behind, "Handsome guy, leave a phone number, handsome guy~"
"All in all, this guy has to follow us to find Her Royal Highness first, otherwise everyone in Edo may know that [His Royal Highness the Princess escaped from the Shogun's Mansion and is hanging out in Kabukicho]. Forget it, if it gets to the ears of the patriotic people, I don’t know what will happen.” Shi Shi said while pulling Jiang Cheng.
"Yahahahie, people just saw the hard-working policemen on the road and thought of coming to offer condolences." Jiang Cheng looked innocent.
"Condolences? Do you have my share?!" Yamazaki pointed to himself and asked excitedly.
"No, virginity." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.
"Tong Tong... virgin... virginity?!" Yamazaki stammered, "Why can you tell?! Why is virginity no condolences?!"
"Yamazaki, don't deliberately pretend to be surprised to add drama to yourself. It's obviously a dead virgin. Obviously a dead virgin." Zongwu said aloud.
"Captain Okita! Why are you doing this too!" Yamazaki shouted, "and why repeat it!"
"Shut up! Virginity!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting.
"Even the deputy chief, you..." Yamazaki has begun to doubt life.
"Don't worry, Yamazaki, the so-called man starts with virginity. No one will look down on a man who can keep his virginity (laughs)." Kondo comforted at this time.
Originally, Yamazaki was moved to cry when he heard the first half, but when he heard the last...
"Then why is there a parenthesis at the end of the sentence?!"
Voiceover: ...So, we started to go to Kabukicho in such a lively way to find His Highness Chengye who escaped from the house because he disliked Dad's body odor or G's armpits were too sour...
On the other side, in Kabukicho, Kagura is taking Princess Orange Night to fight in the casino with a crowd of gangsters.
But to be honest, Kagura's gambling luck is indeed much better than that of a certain silver-haired natural curler. After a while, Jiang Chengsai's money for Kagura has doubled. The Orange Night Princess on the side was also having a good time.
On the other hand, the Shinsengumi searched around Kabukicho like a headless fly, and especially joined a troublemaker like Jiang Cheng.
Looking at Kagura again, Kagura not only took Princess Orange Night to the small casino, but also went to the game hall, went fishing by the lake, played badminton in the park, took photo stickers together, and went to the Various small shops...
Under the setting sun, Kagura and Princess Chengye are sitting on the bench in front of the dumpling shop.
"It's amazing, Queen, you are younger than me, but you know a lot of things~" Princess Cheng Ye said with emotion.
"It's alright," Kagura said while holding an umbrella while eating balls, "After a big drink, they swarmed into the Love Hotel (Love Hotel), they are the young people today, well, although they are all Listen to what Gin-chan said."
"The queen is so good, so free." Cheng Ye lowered his head and said, "I have hardly been out of the city, so I don't have many friends, and I don't know anything about the outside world. What I can do is only Standing on a high building, looking at the street in the distance, [I really want to jump around freely like the little **** the street corner, play freely, and live a free life] thinking about it alone.”
"I thought so, and I escaped from the city without knowing it..." Princess Cheng Ye wanted to continue, but at this time an umbrella had completely blocked herself and Kagura.
"Ah, I seem to have heard the voice of a young girl here just now. Is Her Royal Highness really not here?" Shi Shi asked.
"Maybe it's a hallucination, Hijikata-sang. After all, people with V-shaped bangs are prone to hallucinations." Jiang Cheng gestured frantically to Kagura and Princess Chengye behind the umbrella: "Let's go quickly." , here, there is me!
"Really? Is there really such a rumor? You can't make it up now, right?" Shi Shi shouted.
"How is that possible, ah!" Jiang Cheng suddenly exclaimed, and asked Hou to point to the street on the other side, "It seems that I saw a young girl running over there, Tufang-sang!"
"Really?!" Tu Fang instantly looked in the direction of Jiang Chengzhi. At this time, Jiang Chengcai turned his head to look at Kagura and Princess Chengye behind him, and made an OK gesture. At the same time, it is necessary to pull the earthwork and go to the other side.
But at this moment, Princess Cheng Ye suddenly said, "Enough is enough, in less than a day, I'm already very happy. Thank you, Kagura-chan, Jiang Cheng-sang. If I'm not here, I'll give a lot. trouble."
Fourteen, who was just about to leave, discovered Kagura and Princess Chengye behind Jiang Cheng.
"Ah, why are there two little girls here?" Before Fourteen could speak, Jiang Cheng took the lead.
"Ah, how tall you are! I think it's clearly your intention! You're a weak soul!" Fourteen said, looking at Princess Cheng Ye, who was standing aside, "You're right, that's exactly what happened. Come, go back."
After listening, Princess Cheng Ye stood up, but at this time, Kagura suddenly grabbed Princess Cheng Ye's hand. Jiang Cheng took a good cover and blocked the fourteenth with his umbrella. Sight.
The next moment, Kagura pulled up Princess Cheng Ye and ran away, but Shi Shi also reacted at this time, shouting to the team members on the other side: "Protect the princess!"
Hearing the sound, all the members of the True Selection Group looked over.
However, ordinary members can't stop Kagura's full firepower, and they are all brought down by Kagura in a short while. In the next instant, Kagura pulled Princess Cheng Ye to the roof next to her.
"It's all your fault! You're a weak soul!" Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng and said gnashing his teeth.
"The purest friendship between two girls of the same age~IndoMTL.com~ The purest smile that blooms when playing together, can't you see it?! Do you really have the heart to destroy it? V "Liu Haijun?" Saying that, Jiang Cheng covered his eyes and choked.
"You are pretending to be innocent! You are obviously from Yoshihara!"
Jiang Chengcheng was playing Tai Chi with the members of the Zhenxuan Group below, buying more time for Kagura and Princess Chengye.
"Hey! Come out to me!" Shi Shi shouted at the roof, "I don't know how you met Lord Cheng Ye, but she is an important person in this country, and if it gets in our way, even you Take it away together."
"Why are you yelling so loudly?! This is my house... This is the first time Kagura-chan has made friends of the same age!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Fourteen, and at the same time shouted towards the roof, "No need Worry, Kagura-chan, say goodbye to your friends and make an appointment for the next meeting..."
"You bastard! How could such a poor and sour girl be friends with Princess Cheng Ye!" Shi Shi retorted, and shouted at the roof again, "Princess sama, don't listen to that kind of thing! To be friends with that kind of weird little girl who is full of poverty and sourness will become a shame for the general's family!"
But just after finishing speaking, Kagura jumped down with Princess Cheng Ye and stepped on Shi Shi's face.
"So, have you made an appointment, two eldest misses?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.
"Of course!"×2
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Kagura and Jiang Cheng stood under the twilight and looked at the back of Princess Cheng Ye who was leaving with the Shinsengumi. "So, when is the next meeting?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"The girl's secret Aru." Kagura said, and smiled and waved at Princess Cheng Ye, who turned to look at him, who also...