Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 290: :Girls in love are all [egoists] with 0 points and 0!

Latest website: On the roof of the National Police Agency Building, Mr. Songping is still watching Fourteen's every move through the sniper rifle, but even if Fourteen has solved the problems of the three boys, Mr. Songping's There was no joy on his face.

"Report, the task is completed." Zongwu stopped and gave a salute, "All completed according to Hijikata-san's instructions!"

"Ah, I got it, so I've finished one piece, then..." After a pause, Gong Ping turned his head and said with a livid face, "Well done, you two, let's see what Fourteen will do next. Now, if you casually play with Chestnut's feelings, you don't need me to tell you what to do, right?"

"Don't worry, Uncle, leave the head of Hijikata-san to me." Saying that, Sou Wu set up his sniper rifle again.

"Leave the heart to me, Kondo, you are in charge of the testicles [beep--], little brother, you are in charge of the sticks. Are your goals clear?!" Song Ping-kun shouted.

Jiang Cheng Wu: "Understand!"

"Wait!" Kondo hurriedly stopped him, "You guys are too anxious! Fourteen is not that kind of person! I understand! Fourteen must have been fully prepared! All things considered! He will never hurt Chestnut Sauce's feelings!"

"Yo Xi, Kondo quit, the **** [beep-] and the stick are all handed over to you, little brother, can you do it?!" Song Pinggong looked at Jiang Cheng and asked with a serious face.

"Don't worry, the error is definitely no more than one centimeter." Jiang Chengbi made an OK gesture and squeezed his eyes, then he also set his umbrella stand and aimed straight at the convenience store in the distance.

"Wait! You guys, at least give Fourteen a little time, okay?!" Kondo hurriedly stopped, "I have been with Fourteen for so long, I know exactly what kind of person he is! He is I will never play with the feelings of chestnut sauce! Absolutely!"

After listening, Song Pinggong pondered for a moment before slowly opening his mouth: "Then give him three seconds, if three seconds can't solve this matter without hurting my loveliest chestnut sauce... …”

Bang! !

"Where are two and three?!" Kondo exclaimed.

"The devil knows that kind of number!" Songpinggong turned his head and roared with red eyes, "A man can live as long as he remembers 1!"

In the distance, Shi Shi, who had just walked out of the convenience store, looked at a bullet mark on the ground that was only ten centimeters away from his feet. He raised his head and glanced at the roof of the police station building in the distance. His face showed a trace of impatience and obvious The "stain" sounded.

[Oops, I have to finish the rest of the matter quickly...] Fourteen glanced at Chestnut, who was holding his arms with a shy face, and thought to himself.

……

"Uncle! Please give Fourteen more time!" Kondo prayed, "Give him at least one day! If Fourteen can't solve this incident perfectly before then, I don't need you to tell me that I will handle it. Drop him! Trust him this time! Please! Uncle!"

After listening to Kondo's words, Matsudaira forcibly suppressed his urge to shoot again. After calming down for a while, he turned his head and muttered: "Since that's what I said, then I'll give him another shot. One chance, after all, uncle, I'm not a devil either."

Just after Song Pinggong finished speaking, Zongwu and Jiang Cheng on the side made a "stain" at the same time.

"Hey, why are you two so lost?!" Kondo yelled.

……

In a small park not far from the convenience store, all three members of the Master House sat indignantly on the bench and watched the couples in the park showing their affection.

"Really, it's really a good time to be in love." Yin Shi spat in disgust.

"Where did Aru come from?!"

"It's as disgusting as a cat in heat." Shin Baha said with a look of contempt, then sighed and lowered his head, "By the way, do we want to go somewhere else?"

"So! Where can I go?!" Gintoki replied with a look of resentment.

"We're penniless," Kagura said helplessly, "Even my uncle is not in Yoshihara. Although I sent a message, there was no response at all. I only found out after asking Yueyue. , My uncle didn't even bring his cell phone when he went out. So the pocket money thing is totally useless today, Aru."

"So it's all that bastard's fault! Why can't you just stay in Yoshihara?! It's all his fault that we've fallen to this point!" Gintoki concluded bitterly, "This weather Isn't it his favorite to stay indoors and play games?! Why do you have to go out in this weather?! And why don't you bring your phone?! What a hot guy!"

"It's true, it's all the idiot's uncle's fault, Aru!" Kagura echoed.

"Hey! Don't say it anymore! It has nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang!" Xinba shouted, "Aren't you too cheeky?!"

"Hey, there's no other way, if that's the case..." Yin Shi sighed and said, but before he finished speaking, he heard a somewhat familiar voice behind him...

At the same time, Kagura and Shinbaha also noticed it, and then the three of them turned their heads at the same time. It didn't matter, but in a small wood not far away, Fourteen in casual clothes was looking at the one in front of him. The light chestnut short-haired girl in a green convenience store uniform is in a hurry to explain something...

"So, those words just now are not a confession of love," Shi Shi explained helplessly with a cigarette in his mouth, "It's all your father asked me to do. That is, acting, acting. Do you understand? ? Well, that nasty trio in the convenience store. I did that to kill them. I'm so sorry for saying that when I didn't mean to you. But then those guys won't show up again. , so I also completed the task..."

Fourteen chattered, but Chestnut didn't hear a word! Still staring at the fourteenth with the expression of a girl Huaichun, the current fourteen is like a beauty filter in the eyes of chestnuts, so handsome, so charming, every job makes chestnuts sink...

"...that's it, do you understand?"

Lizi blushed and replied: "I... I have been fascinated by you since the last time I saw Lord Mayura, (Fourteen: Huh?) I prayed to see you again. After that I don't know if my wish has come true, but I met like a fate just now! And I was hugged so tightly...with such sweet words, my heart feels like it's going to fly to the sky~"

Listen, Fourteen's forehead is covered with black lines.

"Well, have you ever listened to anyone else? And if I'm caught by your father in a place like this, I'll have no position, and I'll definitely be wiped out! Absolutely!" Shi Shi was helpless again He explained, "So, although it may be heartless, I have no intention of dating you at all..."

Maybe realizing that what he said was a bit too much, Shi Shi quickly added: "But you are really beautiful, beautiful and charming."

"Say I'm charming~ ah~" Chestnut covered her face and twisted.

【Hello! ! Don't just listen to what you like! ! 】 Shi Shi was speechless, and then opened his mouth again: "What I'm talking about is charming, that's that, man, what you say in etiquette when refusing to date, so..."

Fourteen was called to stop by Lizi before she could finish speaking, only to see Lizi glanced at the watch on his wrist, then showed a look of regret: "It's already this time! It's almost time to go back to the store... Really no Excuse me, Mayuro-sama, wait for a while and then take a break before going on a date slowly?"

Speaking, Li Zi bowed her head slightly, smiled and said, "Then, I wish you success in your work."

After speaking, Li Zi reluctantly turned around and left...

Looking at the back of Lizi who was slowly leaving, Shi Shi hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey! Why is there a next date?! I have already refused, right? I clearly said that I would not date you. Huh?! Hey!!"

But Lizi didn't hear it at all, and I can't say that I didn't hear it, but I was still indulging in fantasy and couldn't extricate myself, so I ignored all the fourteen words...

"I can't hear it at all..." Fourteen sighed heavily as he looked at Chestnut who had already walked away.

But at this moment, Gintoki's voice came from behind Shi Shi.

"This boss, you seem to be troubled~"

Hearing the sound, Fourteen turned his head and saw the trio of Masters House neatly standing behind him, with the same sinister and treacherous smiles on their faces.

"We heard everything just now." Xin Baha pushed the glasses on his face and said with a treacherous expression.

"If you want to cut off the relationship in the world, it will be easy if you pay someone to contract with the rice~" Kagura replied.

After that, the three of the Masters House laughed slyly at the same time.

"Have you all seen it?"

"Yeah." The Master House trio responded at the same time and nodded.

"Cut, I didn't intend to ask you for help." Fourteen didn't spit lightly over his head.

"Oh? That means you want to keep dating like this?" Yin Shi raised his eyebrows and pretended to be puzzled.

"It must be a very romantic newlywed life, right?" Kagura is persuasive~IndoMTL.com~Gintoki: "Leading the poodle in a couple's outfit, holding hands to go shopping at the supermarket..."

Kagura: "I go home at 6 o'clock every night, listening to the neighbors complaining while eating dinner. When I took off my shorts and went to take a shower, I found that there was some fat on my stomach recently..."

Silver Times: "My wife echoed the TV show..."

Kagura: "[The child's father, think about your salary~]"

Yin Shi: "You can only reply like this: [Don't you know? The company has become more and more strict recently]..."

"A tedious and tragic vision of the future..." Shin Baha concluded in a low voice.

Listening to the future conception of the three people in front of him, Shi Shi lowered his head and took a sharp puff of cigarette, then raised his head, and murmured with sweat on his face: "Hey, can you really do this without hurting that one? Can the girls end this farce?"