Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 291: :If you are a woman, you must learn to refuse 【gentleness】!
Latest URL: "All you have to do is trust me." Yin Shi hummed and replied.
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At two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Zi's part-time work time just ended. At this time, Li Zi changed out of the uniform of the convenience store staff, and put on a pink kimono embroidered with white and yellow butterfly patterns.
【Listen up! The so-called ambition of a man is that it is better to be dumped than to dump others! Don't let her have any nostalgia for you, let her hate you completely! ]
【The girl's heart is like a marshmallow Aru, it disappears after a while! ]
[So just show her the nasty, dirty parts of men! ]
Fourteen walked over to Chestnut not far away while recalling what Gintoki and Kagura said today. As for the silver time, they were hidden not far from the two.
"It's referred to as [Hijikata-san's dirty war plan]!" Xin Baji concluded in a low voice with confidence.
"Alu for short!" Kagura said.
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But what happened next was somewhat unexpected. Because today's purpose is to make Shishi hated by chestnuts, but whether it's to let Shishi take chestnuts to the kind of small cinema to watch 18-ban movies, or let Shishi deliberately expose the fact that he is a mayonnaise madman when he eats, Or deliberately pretending to be spineless in front of the little gangsters, all! All were accepted by chestnuts! !
And it was accepted without any grudge! Chestnuts are completely a pair now [As long as it is Lord Mayura, no matter what I do, I will accept and like it! ] looks like. This time, the trio of Masters and Fourteen were speechless.
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When it was dusk, Shi Shi and Chestnut stood on a hill in the park and watched the sunset in the distance. After an afternoon of useless work, Shi Shi was also a little tired at this time.
"Lord Mayuro, you even sacrificed your life to protect me just now for my sake." Chestnut turned her head and looked at Fourteen with a look of adoration in her eyes.
"Uh... that," Shi Shi could only reply awkwardly, "it's just a conditioned reflex, almost..."
"You're actually shy... so cute~" The admiration in Chestnut's eyes became heavier.
Hearing the sound, Fourteen is really feeling helpless now.
"Ah!" Seemingly noticing that he was a little rude, Chestnut quickly turned his face away, covered his face and said, "How can I say such shameless words... I don't know how to say such a thing. I won't be despised by you, ah~"
At this moment, Shi Shi inadvertently came to Yin Shi who was waving to him behind him, and after glancing at Li Zi who was still squeezing in place, Shi Shi walked over tiptoe.
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"Hey, please spare me this kind of thing, I'd better run away." Shi Shi crossed his hands and sat on the ground with a tangled face.
"How can I escape? Tu Fang-sang." Xin Ba Haw persuaded.
"So, do you leave a girl with a wound that can't be healed for a lifetime?" Yin Shi said slowly, "If it's a man, it doesn't matter if you cut ties with a few, but you can only betray the little girl's innocence. It will never be allowed. In the past, there was a man by my side who was just like you. He couldn't refuse women properly, so many women left scars for life. Silently escaped that without permission. Not gentle!"
(At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing at the top of a certain building, sneezed suddenly. Zongwu on the side said, "Boss, are you catching a cold?"
Jiang Cheng replied with a smile: "No, maybe it's just a stinky boy behind me. It seems that they have reached the final stage, should we come out?"
Zongwu: "Yes, boss, in the end, let's give Tufang Sang a ride."
After speaking, the two looked at each other again and showed extremely refreshing (black belly) smiles at the same time. Kondo, who was watching from the side, was shivering. )
"Betrayal... This person has said something troublesome again... By the way, who is the man you are talking about? Is there really such a man by your side?" Xin Baha said with a look of disgust, and then Looking at Kagura, who was speechless with Doudou's eyes narrowed to the side, "Kagura-chan, do you have any ideas?"
Kagura replied nonchalantly: "If a woman breaks up and leaves, a woman will forget Aru after three days of crying."
"This person is also mercilessly speaking explicit words..." Shin Baha sighed softly.
"Damn! Why do I have to get involved in such a troublesome thing?!" Fourteen complained in a low voice.
"It's okay to run away, but do you have the awareness to never appear in front of that child again?" Gintoki looked at Shi Shi seriously and asked aloud.
"Of course."
"As long as I can escape the consciousness of being willing to do anything?" Gintoki asked again.
"It depends on the specific situation, as long as you can do anything." Shi Shiyi replied seriously.
"Are you serious?"
"Hi."
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At this time, chestnuts had already discovered the whereabouts of the fourteenth, standing in the same place looking around anxiously and constantly shouting [Master Mayuro~]
But at this moment, Fourteen's voice came from behind Chestnut.
"There are some words I hope you will listen carefully."
"Mayu Luo Da..." Chestnut replied in surprise, then turned around. But it was stopped by Fourteen again.
"Don't look back!" Fourteen continued, "This is something I haven't told you so far..."
"What exactly are you talking about?" Chestnut asked aloud.
"Actually...Actually, I'm the prince egg yolk of Mayonnaise Star." Fourteen replied seriously.
"King...Prince..." Chestnut's pupils trembled violently.
"You can turn your head for the yolk."
Hearing the sound, Chestnut hurriedly turned around, and only then did she see Shishi's current appearance clearly, only Shi Shi was wearing a giant mayonnaise bottle doll costume, only showing her calf, arms and a face. There is also a golden crown at the top of the bottle.
Seeing Shi Shi's appearance, Chestnut lowered his head and sighed softly.
Looking at Chestnut's appearance, Shi Shi felt helpless and said: [Sure enough, it still doesn't work? No matter how you look at it, thinking about passing the test like this is really...] Thinking of this, Shi Shi closed his eyes...
But at this moment, Lizi said, "It's true, I always feel like I'm not an ordinary person. I've always felt this way."
【Success! 】Fourteen is ecstatic, 【Adding egg yolk at the end of the sentence works! ]
"If I stay on the earth for a long time, I will die egg yolk," Shi Shi said slowly, then turned to look at the sun that was about to sink into the ground, and said softly: "It seems that the egg yolk is about to reach its limit now."
"Are you going back?" Chestnut also faced the setting sun and asked a little unbearably.
"Almost the person who picked me up is coming to the egg yolk." Fourteen replied softly.
"That..." It seems that he finally made a decision in his heart. Chestnut turned his head and said with a serious face, "Take me with you! It doesn't matter if you eat mayonnaise every day! I... please! Let me With you!"
After speaking, Chestnut threw herself directly into the prince's arms.
[It seems to be developing in a more troublesome direction! 】The fourteenth secret passage is not good, 【Calm down! fourteen! You should be able to settle it! ]
Suddenly, Shi Shi had a flash of inspiration, put his hand lightly on Chestnut's shoulder, and persuaded softly: "Don't be silly, egg yolk, mayonnaise stars are all egg yolks in remote areas with mayonnaise as the air. . Not the yolk of the planet you can live on. Now, you just have to live on earth well and the yolk will be fine. I will always protect your yolk..."
"Will it really last?" Chestnut raised his head and asked softly.
"Of course the egg yolk." Shi Shiyi replied tenderly, but just after speaking, Shi Shi saw tears overflowing from the corners of Lizi's eyes, but before Shi Shi said anything, chestnut stood on tiptoe, Gently kissed Shi Shi's cheek, then turned and ran away.
Lizi stopped and stood at a distance of fourteen steps away, shaking his shoulders slightly, then turned his head, and even though there were tears in his eyes, he still said bravely, "Even when we parted, I would I won't cry."
At this moment, the sound of a scooter came from the side.
"Prince, it's almost time for the egg yolk." A person who was also wearing a mayonnaise doll and pulling the scooter in front shouted with his head lowered.
"We've come to pick up your yolk," said a similarly dressed man pushing a cart behind.
【Why became two people, that CHINA little girl? 】 Shi Shi doubted in his heart, but the doubt was only for a moment.
Afterwards, Shi Shi walked directly to the scooter and sat on it. At the same time, he turned his head and waved at Li Zi who was standing beside him. He smiled comfortingly and said, "You also have to live happily, egg yolk. ."
"Lord Mayuro! Goodbye!" Chestnut waved goodbye.
"Let's go and advance to the egg yolk." The man pulling the cart said in a low voice, stepping forward at the same time.
Chestnut just watched the scooter go farther and farther until it disappeared, like the sun gradually sinking into the ground...
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"Have I said enough? How far is it? You shouldn't be such hard-working people, right?" Shi Shi, who was still sitting on the scooter, wondered, "By the way, where did you guys pull it from? ?"
"Where?" The cart boy behind him snorted and raised his head.
The little brother pulling the cart also turned his head and gave a sinister smile.
"Of course I'll send you back to Mayonnaise Star!" Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu said at the same time.
"It's the two of you!" Looking at the two deeply shaking S (Zong Wu and Jiang Cheng) in front of him, Shi Shi exclaimed, "Where did they go?!"
"Don't worry, after paying a pocket money, they are super relieved to hand over the follow-up matters to us," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, "Mayonnaise Star? Never heard of it~ Mr. Wu-kun, have you heard of it?"
"It doesn't matter, boss, it's all in the sky anyway," Zongwu replied, "Wouldn't it be fine as long as the prince is sent to the sky?"
"It makes sense, Mr. Zongwu." With that said, Jiang Cheng tied Shishi directly.
At the same time, Zongwu took out a giant monkey of the same height and tied it behind Fourteen, "Don't worry, Prince, I can definitely go back."
"Hey! The two of you..." Shi Shi scolded with white eyes, but before he could finish speaking, Zong Wu covered his mouth with a towel and could only make a whimpering sound.
"Next time, come back to Earth to play, Lord Prince." Jiang Cheng covered his face and wept, showing a gesture of reluctance to say goodbye.
"Sayunara, Lord Prince." Zongwu said with the same sigh, and ignited the lead at the same time...
Afterwards, with Jiang Chengyu applauding and sending off, the fourteenth slowly lifted off...
Bang! ! !
A giant fireworks exploded in the sky~IndoMTL.com~ The pattern is a giant bottle of mayonnaise...
At the same time, it was accompanied by fourteen's scolding: "You two wait for me!!!"
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"Did something go too far?" Jiang Cheng looked at Zong Wu, who was beside him, wondering.
"This is what Uncle Matsudaira tacitly agreed." Zongwu replied.
"But how can I be so sure that you are fighting for the elder sister in your hometown?" Jiang Cheng continued.
Songwu didn't answer.
"Well, forget it, I had a lot of fun today, I went back to the egg yolk." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and turned away.
(This article is over!)