Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 293: :When replying to a girl, you must be careful not to put it down…

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"Enough is enough! Why can't you trust me! Do you only think about that kind of thing?! Young man! But he is full of hard work, friendship, and victory!" Focusing on the loud rebuttal, then his expression gradually calmed down: "That is a letter that was conveyed to me after drifting across the wide ocean. There must be some kind of fate."

Speaking, there was a hint of distress on Xin Baji's face: "But if my sister finds out, she will definitely think that I am absurd and will definitely be angry."

"Xin Ba Ha, I don't mean anything else," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "I just have green vegetables between my teeth, don't [tsk] it's just uncomfortable between my teeth, think about it. You are the one who is crooked, right..."

"Who believes!!"

"Also, don't always think your sister is so pedantic," Jiang Cheng continued nonchalantly. "After you tell this kind of thing, your sister might understand it unexpectedly."

Silver nodded in agreement.

"No, she will never understand!" Xin Baha replied without thinking.

But just after Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, the door was suddenly opened, and A Miao's voice was also heard: "Xin Jiang, I brought tea and snacks..."

"Sister..." Shinbaha hurriedly shouted.

The expressionless A Miao put a wooden tray into the door, "Eat a little if you can, here."

Looking at the large piece of konjac on the tray with a slit in the middle and the whole bottle of lube next to the konjac, Shin Baja degenerated into Peas Eye.

At this time, A Miao lowered her head and continued to say intermittently: "If...if you're not worried enough..."

Speaking, A Miao carried a bowl of sticky boiled lubricant (noodles?) into the door, "This, please make do with it."

At this time, several black lines have appeared in the corners of Xin Ba Ha's eyes and they have already started to twitch.

"Xinjiang," A Miao turned her face away, unable to see her expression, she held the sliding door with both hands, and then muttered, "That... no matter what Xinjiang becomes, you are me. The...brother!"

After finishing speaking, A Miao closed the sliding door forcefully, turned her head and left without looking back, not giving Xin Ba Haw a chance to explain.

"Look, doesn't she understand very well?" Yin Shi asked casually while still looking at the photo in his hand.

"Hmm, what a good older sister, she is able to face this kind of psychological growth of her younger brother in such a normal way." Jiang Cheng nodded nonchalantly.

"Wait for me!!" Xin Baha then reacted and shouted unbearably, "By the way, what method did you two use to make her understand?! Are you two right? What did other people's sisters say?! Why do you take out the lubricant when serving tea?! Why did you make a hole in the konjac?!"

Speaking, Xin Baha covered her face and looked at the ceiling with a hopeless expression: "She is completely misunderstood! She hasn't looked at me once since just now! What should I do now? Going down, the situation will get worse?! What are you two going to do to solve the misunderstanding?!!"

"No, I didn't say anything, it was all told by Yin Shi to your sister." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and retorted indifferently.

"Silver mulberry!!!"

"Stop yelling like that, calm down, Ba-sang," Yinshi comforted nonchalantly, and at the same time picked up the konjac on the plate and took a big bite, then said vaguely while eating, " Wouldn't it be nice to have lube and a pen pal?"

"It's not good at all!!" Shin Baha retorted loudly with white eyes, "Compared to the exposure of pen pals, this situation is worse now, isn't it?!"

"What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, "Sooner or later, there will be such a day, right? It doesn't matter if it's earlier."

"It's not like that at all!" Shinbaha retorted.

Taking advantage of the moment when Xin Ba Haw and Jiang Cheng were arguing, Yin Shi stood up and walked to the small desk at the window, and sat down at the desk. At the same time, he picked up the letter that Xin Ba Haw had just written, and murmured softly. Said: "Then, let me take a look at what you wrote in your reply."

"No, don't read it!" Shin Baha just noticed it, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late, Gintoki had already read all the contents of the letter and read it out.

"[First meeting. I've read your letter, it's incredible, it floated across such a wide sea and came into my hands...]" Just after reading a paragraph, Yin Shi suddenly lost his interest in reading it. He turned his head to look at Xin Ba Hao and sighed, dissatisfied: "What exactly are you writing? It's long, boring, and too ordinary."

"This... there's nothing wrong with this! You can't write something interesting about today, right?" Shin Baha retorted, while still trying to scramble for the letter in Yinshi's hand, but Yinshi didn't have a chance. Did not give.

"Let's see," Jiang Cheng suddenly stood up and walked over, took the letter in Yin Shi's hand and read it. But just after taking two glances, Jiang Chengcheng couldn't help but burst into laughter, and then looked at Xin Baha, who was still fighting for envelopes with him, "You're writing too ordinary, right? No, that's what you said. , but it's just because it's an ordinary Xinbahau that's why you wrote such an ordinary letter, right?"

“What are [ordinary Shinbahaw] and [ordinary letter]?! Why do you add that adjective before my name!” Shinhahaha retorted with white eyes, and also aimed at the opportunity to Jiang Cheng grabbed the letter in his hand.

"Don't you understand?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then looked at Yin Shi, "Hey, Yin Shi, this child doesn't understand, so please act like a girl who received such a letter. ?"

"No way, that's the only way," Yin Shi nodded, then snatched the letter in Xin Baji's hand again, and then showed the attitude of a shy and shy woman, squeezing her throat. : "Yeah~ This boy is really boring~ I can see from the letter that he is a virgin in estrus who wears glasses and has no fun at all, ah~ disgusting~, absolutely don't reply to him again~"

After speaking, Yin Shi switched back to normal state, spread out his hands and sighed helplessly at Xin Ba Hao, and said, "Look, it's basically like this."

"Just now, those people are clearly the me in your eyes!" Xin Baha said anxiously with white eyes, "How can you see so many things in one letter?!"

"No, no, you must know that some things can be seen at a glance through words," Yin Shi shook his head, sighed and said earnestly, "Girls are no better than boys, girls' minds are very delicate Yes, you can find a lot of key information from your text, such as your personality, your clothing preferences, your constellation, etc. Basically, after reading it, it will be clear."

"How could it be..." Xin Ba Haw revealed a look of disbelief.

"So, it's better not to underestimate the words," Jiang Cheng reminded kindly, "Girls' sixth sense is really not something to cover."

"If you're in the mood to be friends with this kid, it's better to be more cautious and more unconventional," Yinshi continued, "The other party is a novelty like playing with a drift bottle. It's an interesting thing, and the other party's concise article. People who like this kind of novelty mostly hate trouble. I'm afraid they won't read an article with more than three sentences."

After listening to this, Xin Ba Haw sat down and muttered with a disappointed face: "It's true that my article is long and pointless..."

"Since you don't know the other person's situation well, you can only write about yourself." Yin Shi suggested, "If you introduce yourself, three lines are enough, and if you have photos, you also need to Send photos to people like each other."

"That's what I said..." Shin Baha looked up at Yin Shi, and asked uncertainly, "But there are only three lines of self-introduction, can you do it?"

Xin Bajie just finished his question here, and Jiang Cheng on the other side had put down his pen, picked up the [reply letter] he had just written, and handed it to Xin Bajie's hand.

"Take it and use it, you're welcome." Jiang Cheng clasped his hand and chuckled.

Looking at the letter with only three lines in her hand, Shin Baha was silent. After being stunned for a while, Xin Baha finally threw the letter in his hand on the table and shouted: "What is this! It's too simple!!"

The letter written by Jiang Cheng really only has three lines, which are: [Shimura Shinpachi] [Virginity] [Sixteen Years Old]

"But I think it's not bad," Gintoki murmured. "It's exactly the same as you. Anyone who sees this letter will think of you."

"That sentence [Virginity] is superfluous, right?! How can someone stress that he is a [Virginity] in a reply to a girl?!" Xin Baha retorted with white eyes and tugging at his neck~IndoMTL. com~ also makes sense," Yinshi nodded, "The word [virginity] is indeed a bit inappropriate, and it feels a bit old-fashioned. "

"Soso, no matter how you say [virginity], the word "virginity" shouldn't appear in a place like this!" Xin Ba Hao nodded and replied forcefully.

"How about changing it to [CherryBOY]?" Jiang Cheng suggested, "Will it be better if it were changed to [CherryBoy]? After all, English is more fashionable."

"Indeed, I would feel much better if I switched to Cherryboy." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

(Cherryboy: Literally means cherry boy, actually means virgin, virginity.)

"There's no difference at all!!" Xin Baha wanted to flip the table, "Can't you two make some more useful suggestions?! Why do you have to emphasize this kind of thing in your letter?! It doesn't make any sense at all!"