Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 294: :Glasses plus 3/0 water and 2/0 garbage equals…

"No, because there are only three lines, so I want to use the limited number of words to fully describe everything about you," Jiang Cheng explained, "It's better to make it clear at a glance."

"No need at all!! No matter how you look at [Virginity], it's a bit redundant!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Indeed," Gintoki nodded silently after holding his hands for a while, "No matter how much you say [Virginity], it's a bit redundant."

"Really?" Shin Baha breathed a sigh of relief, "So [virginity] is not necessary."

"Because," Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng and explained, "When I mentioned [Shimura Shinpachi], didn't I already know that he was a [virginity]? In this case, I will be alone. It feels a bit redundant to list [Virginity].”

"It makes sense, but it does feel a bit repetitive." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"You two, give me a little more! Why do you think of virginity when you mention my name?!" Shinba shouted angrily.

However, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi ignored it and wrote something on the paper on their own.

"Explain to me, bastards! Don't ignore me on purpose!!" Shin Baha shouted again.

"Yo Xi!" Jiang Cheng put down the pen in his hand, then nodded with his hands in his arms, "Now, [Virginity] will be removed, and [Shimura Shinpachi] and [Sixteen] will be retained."

"Forget it..." Xin Ba Hao said that he was a little tired, "but I finally got rid of the message that should not have appeared on the reply letter."

"What about the extra line?" Gintoki crossed his chest with one hand and pointed his chin with the other in a contemplative manner.

"How about adding some hobbies?" Shin Baha suggested.

"Old." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied at the same time.

"Old...Old? Why? Why is it old-fashioned to add hobbies when introducing yourself? Isn't that what you usually do?" Xin Ba Ha asked three times in a row.

"You said it yourself [under normal circumstances]," Jiang Cheng explained, spreading his hands out, "but it is obvious that the other party is not the kind of girl who likes that kind of ordinary ordinary situation, this situation should be more Think carefully."

"It makes sense," Yinshi nodded, then frowned and murmured, "But what is the extra line to add... I really can't think of it..."

"What about the addition of [sex [beep-] exuberant]?" Jiang Cheng suggested coldly with a forefinger stretched out.

"Shut up! Why would you add that kind of thing in that place!" Shinbaha scolded, blushing, "Will he be considered a pervert?! And I never remember me There is such a strong **** [beep——] ah!!”

"No, maybe the other party's sexuality [beep-] is also more vigorous, and this possibility cannot be denied." Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin up, "Because of this same private topic, two people communicated. The possibility of getting deeper and deeper is not without..."

"How is that possible! And it's just a pen pal, why would you go into that kind of private topic?! No need! That kind of thing is not suitable for discussion in this kind of place!" Xin Ba Hao shouted again loudly road.

"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Haw with an unbelievable expression, "I thought you were only thinking about that kind of thing..."

"You're the one!" Shinba said angrily, "I never thought about that kind of lewd thing from the beginning to the end! I just want to make a pen pal with her! Pure! This is what All the origins!!"

"That's right! That's it!" Suddenly, Yin Shidi tapped with his hand, then looked up at Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who were puzzled, and explained, "Original point, that is, back to the original point, Xin Baji. Like you said, go back and think about it."

"Huh?" Xin Bazhu was still confused.

"Reminisce, Shinhachi," Gintoki continued, "what was it about this letter that attracted you?"

Shin Baha frowned, looked up at the ceiling, and began to think.

"Yes, it's not because of the novel delivery method, nor because of that concise article," Gintoki put the photo in front of Shin Baja, "is it this?"

Xin Ba Ha's face instantly turned red, showing a bit of embarrassment.

"No...no, I'm not the type to judge by appearance..."

Xin Ba Haw hurriedly wanted to explain, but Yin Shi did not give him the opportunity, and directly pasted the photo on Xin Ba Haw's face, and asked back:

"Really? Then I ask you, if this girl was ugly, do you think you would still be pen pals with her?"

Looking at Yin Shi's knowing expression on his face and the teasing look on Jiang Cheng's face beside him, Xin Ba Ha can only choose to turn his face away and keep silent to express his acquiescence.

"This can't be done, Mr. Xinbaji, too shallow men don't attract women." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then patted Xinbaji's shoulder, and said earnestly: "At least I know that Make a decision after the other party's measurements, Xin Ba Haw."

"You don't make any difference, right?" Shin Baha retorted, turning his head.

"Don't quarrel with the two of you," Yin Shi said, and then looked at Xin Ba Ha again, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "But after talking so much, the result is that even if you want to break your head and write Whether it's a good article or doing other stupid things, in the end the thing that comes to your mind...is the appearance!"

"No...I can't deny it..." Xinba sighed heavily, then lowered his head, and continued with a face full of disappointment, "But if that's the case, I'm not handsome at all, I'm not at all. The odds are..."

"Shinbaha, men don't just look at one face. Men who only have one face but exude a smell of scum all over their bodies are everywhere." Yin Shi glanced at him. Jiang Cheng on the side comforted him at the same time.

"Hey, why are you talking to me? It's just taking the opportunity to point at Sang and scold Huai? You bastard." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

However, Yin Shi didn't pay attention to Jiang Cheng's complaints. Instead, he picked up the camera on the side and stood up, looking down at Xin Ba Haw: "Hey, Xin Ba Ha, take off your glasses."

"It's useless..." Xin Baha knelt on the floor with both hands on the floor, and said a little discouraged, "Even if I take off my glasses, someone like me..."

"Shinbaha, a healthy soul can be expressed through appearance." Gintoki reassured.

"Soul..." Shin Baha raised his head and murmured while looking at Yin Shi.

"Don't worry, you have a noble soul." Yin Shi smiled slightly.

"Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Ha murmured while biting his lower lip, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said resolutely, "Yeah! I want to try it!"

…

Jiang Cheng was standing in the yard constantly fiddling with the glasses in his hand, while Yin Shi was holding a camera while directing and taking pictures.

"Is that so? Isn't this kind of photo too open? Is it really okay?" Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at the glasses in his hand, "Is it really okay to open all the temples? It won't look like Is it too frivolous? Sure enough, it should be folded?"

"Children today are a lot more open than we were, so that's fine," Gintoki replied, but after thinking about it, he felt that Jiang Cheng's words made some sense, "but maybe it's too open. It will have the opposite effect, that is, you should fold the temples a little bit, but don't fold them all, it is too conservative to fold them all. You want the right feeling."

"How about this?" Jiang Cheng folded up the legs of his glasses, and kept the other one as it was. "It looks like Erlang's legs are crossed, so girls will like it better?"

"No no no, girls don't like this, it's too frivolous! Listen to me, fold it all a little bit, and let the tops of the two temples come together a little bit! It's just like that! It's just right! The other party will not think that our new Ba Haw is that kind of frivolous man!" Yin Shi said with a serious face, "and there are more possibilities for the two of them!"

"I see." Jiang Cheng nodded, and at the same time gently closed the two temples of his glasses according to Yinshi's words.

"Keep this position and don't move, Shinbaha, it'll be all right now." Gintoki pressed the shutter as he spoke.

Xin Ba Ha, who put on a white suit and had a big back, stood behind Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, looking from the beginning to the end with an expressionless face, with blue veins jumping on his face.

"Yo Xi yo Xi, this is done." Gintoki nodded and said at the same time.

"Ah, I'm really exhausted~" Jiang Cheng sighed softly, wiping the nonexistent sweat on his forehead.

"You two..." Xin Ba Haw finally couldn't bear to lift his foot to kick the two of them, and cursed: "You two give me a good photo, bastard!! Xin Ba Ha is here!! And What happened to those professional lines just now?! Explain it to me, bastard!"

"It hurts, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head ~IndoMTL.com~ and complained in a low voice as he stood up from the ground.

"No, 95% of the components of the new Baja are glasses," Gintoki explained as he got up and turned his head to point to the glasses on the ground, "If you want to say it over there, Is this the new Baji here?"

"Mmmm." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded noncommittally.

"Do I only have 5% of the living space?!" Shin Baha frantically complained with white eyes.

"What's left is three percent moisture and two percent garbage." Gintoki continued.

"So am I being classified as trash?!" Shinba shouted, "Or am I not even the 2% trash?! By the way, the photos you took are just glasses, right? Is the other party's pen pal just a pair of glasses?!"

"Under this kind of world view, wouldn't it be reasonable to have a spectacle star?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "If you think like this, the other party can easily accept it."

"That's right, and the last photo we took is really perfect. The other party will definitely feel that [the other party is really a good boy], and he will definitely feel that way." Yinshi continued.

"Put my glasses on Shin Baha's face!!" Shin Baha growled with white eyes.

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