Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 295: :Everyone is the protagonist in their own life~
Ignoring the existence of Shin Baha, Gintoki murmured while supporting his chin: "But there is still a lack of a decisive blow."
"Isn't that of course?! Because there is no body!" Shinpachi shouted.
"Well, I understand," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands clasped together, "it's like watching a whole baseball game without even seeing a single home run, even if it's a team you like. When I win, I also feel that something is missing in my heart."
"That's right, that's probably the feeling." Gintoki replied.
"You two just completely forgot about me! You just ignored me!" Xin Baha couldn't help but cursed loudly, bursting with blue veins: "Give me enough, you two! Give me the The body is added!"
"Soga, so it is! As expected of the new Baha, it is in one sentence," Yin Shi praised, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and explained, "It is the lack of the body! Because of the lack of the body, I feel that there is such a thing. [Ah, I always feel like something is missing]! That's what you call a home run!"
"It's so, so it's so!" Jiang Cheng tapped with his hand, then looked at Xin Baji and praised, "Today you really impressed me Xin Baji, you did a good job."
"You two are really irritating," Shin Baha said expressionlessly, "Enough is enough, now you can add the main body, my main body!"
"Yo Xi yo Xi, let me see, is this ok?" Yin Shi put the glasses on a piece of bluestone, "This body feels pretty good, although the color tone is relatively simple, but this simple style may be unexpected It's hilarious."
"No, no, this is no good," Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand, "it's too rustic, girls don't like this kind of thing, girls like that kind of brighter and brighter colors."
Having said that, Jiang Cheng directly picked up his glasses and pointed it at the sun, "How about this? Girls will definitely like this bright and warm body."
"No no no, this background is too empty, it's the sky," Yinshi shook his head, "Girls don't like this feeling, the background should be more substantial and cute. "
"I see, as expected of Yinshi, how about this tree?" Jiang Cheng praised, then pointed to a maple tree in the yard and said, "What if this tree is the main body? There are red maple leaves, don't ordinary girls like maple leaves?"
"Niceidea!" Yin Shi praised, "Then next..."
Before Ginshi finished speaking, he was kicked flying by the furious Xin Baha and Jiang Cheng.
"Enough is enough, you two bastards!" Xin Baha scolded, staring at his red bloodshot eyes, "Are you kidding me?! Are you kidding me, you two?! Listen to my request! Isn't the main body's word right here?! Isn't the home run or something standing here?!!"
"What are you doing, Shinbahaw," Gintoki complained as he got up, "We worked so hard for you, why do we have to show that attitude? How rude?"
"No, you misunderstood Xin Ba Ha, Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng shook his head calmly after getting up, and then pulled Zong Wu, who didn't know when he was coming, "Xin Ba Ha is reminding you. There is a real winning [Ontology] here!”
"Oh! That's the way it is!" Yinshi tapped with his hand, then put the glasses directly on Zongwu's face, and picked up the camera to snap two pictures, "Not bad, this [New Eight] Haw] It's really good! It's indeed a new eight-haw that is even more new than the new eight-haw! It's a total home run!"
"What is the new Baji that is even more new than the new Baji! When did the new Baji become an adjective?!" Xin Baji pointed at himself with white eyes and shouted, "Xin Baji Oh here! That's someone else!"
"Well, has Kondo-san been here before? The two bosses?" Sogo turned his head and asked Jiang Cheng, who was constantly sculpting himself.
"No, I didn't see it." Jiang Cheng replied.
Yin Shi looked at the photos in the camera, then raised his head and gave Zongwu a thumbs up: "Yeah, I really took a lot of good new Baji, Xin Baji."
"That's not Xin Ba Ha, what is this? Can I die? Can I?!!" The ignored Xin Ba Ha yelled with white eyes and blue veins...
——Special dividing line for the new Bachi——
On the other side of the sea, on the beach, the girl in the photo in the drifting bottle received by Xin Ba Ha is running desperately. >
"Sister! Incredible, really, really delivered! Sister's letter! Sent! Reply!"
Xiao Li ran to a slightly older girl who was sitting by the sea, wearing a blue kimono embroidered with maple leaves, glasses, and long light purple-red hair. Then out of breath, he took out a reply letter from his arms and handed it to the girl in front of him...
"I didn't expect that someone really found the letter." Xiao Li's sister sat on the beach and opened the letter in the envelope.
"Let me see, let me see," Xiaoli approached and asked, "What did you write? Sister?"
"[I received the letter. As a pen pal, please take care of me in the future. My name is Shimura Shinpachi.]" My sister murmured and read out the contents of the letter.
There is also a photo attached to the letter, a photo of Zongwu cutting off the new Baji...
"Hahahaha, what's the matter? This person is so exaggerated." Xiaoli couldn't help laughing when she looked at the photo in her hand, and then looked at her older sister, who had an aura of depression beside her, and said with relief: " But it seems pretty cool, and it's about the same age as my sister, isn't it good?"
"Xiao Li... I have something to apologize to you..." My elder sister held her clothes tightly and said intermittently with her head down.
"Huh?"
"Actually..." My elder sister raised her head and continued embarrassedly, "I put Xiao Li's photo in the envelope..."
"Huh? Mine? Why?"
"Because Xiao Li is so cute..." My sister replied timidly, "If this person wrote the letter, I think someone will reply to me..."
Saying that, my sister knelt down directly to Xiao Li and lowered her head: "I'm sorry!"
"Really, why do such unnecessary things," Xiao Li pretended to complain, "Wouldn't it be better to use your own photos?"
"No, no one like me would take a look at it. Getting a reply like this must be a blessing for Xiao Li's photo." The elder sister retorted weakly.
"Hey..." Xiao Li sighed softly, "Just give yourself more confidence, sister, you are also very cute, although I am also very cute."
My sister looked up and was about to say something, but was interrupted by her own sister again.
"Then, if you can make friends, I'll forgive you." Xiao Li stretched out an index finger and said with a smile.
"Huh?"
"Didn't my elder sister decide that something must be changed this time?" Xiaoli asked with a smile, "So, just work hard, come on, elder sister."
"Um..."
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The next day, the Hengdao Hall Dojo.
"...I didn't expect someone to actually receive this letter, I'm really happy~ I want to know more about Xin Ba Ha~" Yin Shi lay on his side under the eaves, propped his head with one hand, pinched After reading the reply she received, she turned her head to look at Xin Ba Haw, who was standing expressionlessly behind her, "Hey, what can I do? She said she wanted to get to know you. Isn't she already fascinated by you? What? Do you want to tell her? Tell her all about this and that?"
However, Xin Ba Ha did not show any happy expression from beginning to end.
"Isn't this pretty good? What's with your expression? Or is it because you're too happy that you don't know what to do?" Jiang Cheng patted Xin Ba Hao's shoulder with a tone of voice from someone who had come over. "Don't worry, even if you laugh out loud at this time, no one will laugh at you. After all, everyone is a man."
"No, but the photos you two... sent her..." Shin Baha looked blankly at the photo in his hand, then raised his head, pushed the glasses on his face, and asked, "She It's not me, but Okita-san, right? Saying [I am Shimura Shinpachi] and sending this kind of photo, no matter who sees it, they will think Okita is Shinpachi, right?"
"It doesn't matter, isn't Shin Baha also photographed? The expression is good." Gintoki replied nonchalantly~IndoMTL.com~ What did you say? Most of my body is not in the picture, right? It's just a cut supporting role! ' Xin Ba Haw retorted.
"Don't worry about it, doesn't this happen often?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and comforted him casually, "Isn't it alright to send out pictures of myself playing with my friends? Doesn't this happen from time to time? Girls do too, saying [Send a photo for you to see], but the result is a group photo of a party with a friend. Isn't this also common? Don't worry about it ."
"No, no, you're talking about two situations!" Xin Baha retorted, "In this case, even if I send out a photo with my friends, it should show that I am the protagonist, right? But this photo Okita is the protagonist, right? Yes?"
"It doesn't matter what kind of thing, why do you want to fight for the leading role in such an indifferent place?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, and then criticized with a serious face: "The so-called leading role! When you were born, It's doomed at the moment! You are the protagonist of your own life! No one can take it away! So, don't be discouraged, New Baha! Get up, New Baha!"
"What you said is complete nonsense! What you said has nothing to do with the current situation!" Shin Baha pointed to the photo and retorted loudly, "Now you're just talking about the photo! The pen pal thing !”
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