Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 297: :There are also things that you can’t understand without seeing each other!
"[I am by the side of a shit-like samurai called Yinsang. Except weekends, I have **** day and night [Beep——] Exuberant, by the way, my XP is]" Jiang Cheng said before he finished. The enraged Shin Baha and Gintoki called to stop at the same time.
"Wait for me!!"×2
"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them and wondered.
"What's the matter? Why do you have to add an adjective like [like shit] after Yin Sang! This is simply superfluous!" Yin Shi yelled with his veins bursting.
"No, there's nothing wrong with that, but the rest of the content isn't any different from Yinsang's version at all! It's just that the urge to move is replaced by a sexual [beep--] exuberance!" Shinpachi shouted. .
"Hey! Glasses!" Gintoki turned to look at Shin Baha beside him.
"But haven't I removed the impetuousness according to your request?" Jiang Cheng sighed and complained, "What are you dissatisfied with? And I think it's better to say this kind of thing in advance. Let the other party be prepared as well."
"You don't need it at all! Why would you reveal your XP in a letter to your pen pal?! It's not at that level at all!" Xin Baha frantically complained, then he turned away and walked away. Angrily, he continued, "Enough is enough, I only use the first half of Kondo-san, and reject all the rest!"
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On the other side of the sea, Xiao Li's sister sat in front of the window and read Xin Baji's reply.
[…How about you? Miss Xiaoli, what is your life like? ]
"Miss, the sea breeze is not good for your health." The housekeeper behind him reminded by looking at the wide open window.
"It doesn't matter, keep the window open." My sister shook her head gently, then picked up the pen and started writing the reply...
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Hengdao Hall.
[Xinbahasang also has a sister, I also have a sister, but unlike Xinbaha's sister, she is a frail and sickly elder sister. Because my health has been bad since I was a child, I have always been alone at home. ]
[She has been living in seclusion at home, and even though she is in good health, she still cannot communicate well with others. The only people who can talk to me are my sister and the housekeeper Sashu Fuzo. ]
(ps: Sashu Fuzang: Pronounced the same as Sebastian, the common name of housekeeper in the ACG field.)
[Occasionally, when I want to go out for a walk, I just look at the sea and imagine what the distant world looks like. There is no way to break the shell that closes me. What do you think about my sister like this? ]
After reading the letter in his hand, everyone present fell silent. Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were fine, it didn't matter. Xin Baha frowned, and there were several black lines under the corners of his eyes.
"I can accept the topic of my sister more than I thought..." Kondo murmured.
"No, it's not that I can accept it, but I wrote everything about my sister!" Jiang Cheng took over.
"I didn't write about myself at all..." Shinpachi muttered.
"That's why I asked you to omit the topic of your sister." Yin Shi complained, "It's so good to talk about sister's topic in the letter, what are you going to do? Change the topic for me immediately."
"But you can't just leave the text like this..." Kondo folded his chest with one hand and rested his chin on the other hand as if thinking, and murmured, "The other party is her own sister, so you have to gently fool her. A few words, then change the subject."
"I think so too," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, "after all, after you got married, her sister became your sister, so you should be cautious when replying to this topic now." /
"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop talking about the topic of marriage? It's too early, isn't it?" Xin Baha said expressionlessly, then turned his head, looked at the pen and paper on the table, grabbed After scratching his hair, he sighed in distress and said, "But when it comes to flickering, what are you going to do?"
Speaking, Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng again, and pleaded with enthusiasm: "Jiang Cheng-sang! This kind of moment still needs you! Take out the tricks Tufang-sang and Gui-sang before. Help me with the momentum! Please!"
"No, no, it can't be done," Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand. "Women and men are two completely different creatures, and their brain circuits are not at the same level. Of course, that's true. Say, if you really want me to do it, I will work hard!"
"No, forget it..." Xin Baha lowered his head and sighed, "If I hand it over to Jiang Chengsang, it will definitely be worse, the other party will definitely blacklist me like a chat software. What are you going to do?"
As soon as Xin Baji's voice fell, Shi Shi's voice came from outside the window.
"Ah, it's really here," Shianyi was at the window, holding a lit cigarette in the other hand, and complained while looking at Kondo in the house, "Kondo-san, you should stop in moderation, leave your work alone. Shit, swaying around. Occasionally, I have to think about me who fooled the team for you."
"Oh! It's the right time!" Kondo's eyes lit up, "Fucking man! Shirou Hijikata!"
"Huh?"
Kondo went on to say: "Both the boss and the subordinates, even if it is a problem child, as long as the Flicker Mode is fully turned on every day, and all are handed over to Fourteen, there is nothing that can't be fooled!"
"What are you talking about?"
"You read this first," Kondo picked up a few replies on the table and handed them to Fourteen, "Fourteen Fudge-kun!"
"What kind of thing is Fourteen Fudge? It's Shirou! Don't be too **** others."
"Please, you fooled Tufang-sang!" Xin Bazhu also pleaded.
"Unify! There is no contact at all!"
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In the end, at the begging of Kondo and Shinhachi, Shishi had no choice but to sit in the room and read a few replies.
"Hey, Siyan, what do you think of this kind of woman?" After reading the letter in his hand, Shi Shi raised his head to look at Xin Baji, frowning and muttering, "No matter how you look at her. , this woman is a woman with blood type X."
"Type X blood?" Xinba was puzzled.
"Women with blood type X are self-centered and don't listen to others at all," Shi Shiyi explained earnestly, "they only talk to themselves and only care about topics that interest them. If this type of flickering is not good, you will be alone forever. Even so, if you insist on changing the subject, it will not work. You must do it very cleverly.”
(Because it will increase the bias of judging personality by blood type, use X instead.)
After listening, Jiang Cheng showed an expression of "So it is", and nodded in agreement.
"Hey, what's the matter? Does he have a grudge against a woman with blood type X?" Gintoki pointed at Shishio and asked Kondo.
"No!" Fourteen retorted.
"Fourteen, haven't you seen that matter yet?" Kondo held his hands and turned his head to look at Fourteen and asked with concern.
"Don't talk nonsense to me!"
"However, what popular men say is really different," praised Xin Ba Ha, "It's all up to you! X Fang Sang!"
"Don't change my name!"
"[Beep——] Blood type today is a waste of work no matter what you do, but please don't give up." Yin Shi said to himself.
"[Beep——] blood type may get wet in heavy rain, please remember to bring an umbrella when you go out." Kondo took over.
"This is just ordinary divination! And why is it raining only on people with the [beep-] blood type?!" Shi Shi shouted.
"If the divination can't be done, then it's better to—[beep—] The XP of blood type is... woo woo..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was covered by the fast-eyed Xin Baji.
"Shut up! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha reminded in a low voice.
Yin Shi squeezed his chin and murmured: "In short, that is to say, use a wonderful way of fooling around, and then change the subject naturally without the other party noticing."
Speaking, Yin Shi chuckled lightly, and then said, "Let me leave a small matter to me."
After speaking, Yin Shi sat directly in front of the desk, picked up a pen and started writing on the white paper:
[When I think about your sister, I feel a burst of heartache, but Xiao Li's feelings for her sister will definitely be conveyed to her. One day, she will open up to you. Speaking of opening, when will Xiaoli open her legs to me...]
"The connection is too unnatural!" Xinba shouted, "What kind of topic have you turned into! Primitive people can speak better than you!"
"When in love, everyone returns to the original." Gintoki turned his head to explain.
"Then go back alone! Don't come back!"
"It's so outrageous," Kondo said dismissively, holding his hands together, "It didn't get to the point at all, and I didn't think about my sister seriously at all!"
Having said that, Kondo got up and walked directly to the desk, but Gintoki stepped aside. Kondo sat down and started writing without thinking:
[As soon as I think about my sister... I get excited. ]
"What's the difference then!!" Shinbaha roared, staring at the big bloodshot eyes, "Don't talk about fooling around, isn't that just thinking about your sister?! Amoeba There are more advanced ways of thinking!!"
"Everyone gets confused when they're in a relationship." Kondo turned his head and explained embarrassedly.
"You are the only one with a sticky brain!"
"It really makes people laugh out loud, what kind of senior in life? It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, then stood up, sat down at the table and picked up the pen, "Take care of me. Oh! Woman, this is how the strategy should be done!"
[Xiao Li is also a good child who cares about her sister, just like me, in fact, I am too. But don't worry about my sister. You and I may not be able to do anything for her now, but I believe that one day, we can help her break out of the cage. Because the strength of one person is limited, but with two or even three people, I believe it can be done, absolutely. So, leave it to me! ]
"Hey, it's pretty good, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha praised, "It's a lot more serious! It feels like a partner! Yoxi, keep this momentum going, come on! Jiang Chengsang! "
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth, and at the same time he turned his pen:
[So don't worry, one day, your sister will definitely open up like you are attracted by my exuberant [beep-] legs that are deliberately open! ]
"Wait for me!!" Xinba shouted loudly, bursting with blue veins, "Why did it finally turn into such a hooligan topic! You are too impatient! Why?! And why do you say it? It's like a strong **** [beep——] Can you save my sister? It's not related at all! How on earth are you going to save her sister?!"
"No, I just think it's better to be more direct," Jiang Cheng explained, turning his head and hugging his hands and humming, "I hate to follow the steps step by step, women and men too. Alright, shouldn't it be better for everyone to be a little more direct when they get along with each other? Isn't the purpose of falling in love with the [beep—] that can be dignified?"
"Not at all!" Xinba retorted without hesitation, then sighed heavily and turned to look at Shishi with pitiful eyes, "Tufang-sang..." /
"Huh?" Shi Shi was stunned with a cigarette, then chuckled, stood up and came to the desk, "Well, there's no way..."
After speaking, Shi Shi sat up, first crumpled the piece of paper that Jiang Cheng wrote on, and threw it behind him, and then directly picked up the pen:
[You seem to be very worried about your sister. I don't think it is necessary. I have no sympathy for my sister or words of encouragement. I have never thought about it at all. Because of friends, isn't there one here? I... I'm my sister's friend. If I can't break through my prison, I'll help her break the prison from the outside! ]
Looking at Shi Shi who was walking the dragon and snake on the paper, Kondo exclaimed in disbelief: "What?! It's so direct as soon as it comes up, it's super rotten!"
"And it deviates from flickering into a meeting agreement!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed.
Fourteen did not stop writing, but continued to write on paper:
[...Please meet me, sister...Ah, I'm sorry, I suddenly wrote something like this, and I have always only written some beautiful words. The real me is actually not a great person, because I really It's just... just... just want to see you! ]
"Flickering on! Finally flickering on Xiaoli!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed.
"This is not the end!" Shi Shi replied, while dipping a brush with white ink, he directly crossed out the last sentence [I just want to see you], "Delete this and you're done!"
"Deleted! I just deleted [Want to see you], why?!" Xinba was puzzled.
Kondo's pupils trembled slightly, and he murmured in disbelief: "Difficult...Is it possible...[I just want to see you] is a part of the innocent young man like Shin Baha who couldn't write because of his shyness."
"Then...then it's to show [the feeling of being shy after writing it]..." Yin Shi couldn't help but take a step back~IndoMTL.com~ Too...too dazzling...to be able to Do this step. "Jiang Cheng opened his eyes wide in disbelief, and looked at the leisurely smoking fourteen who turned around and lit a cigarette in front of him.
"I actually used the feelings of Shin Baha to fool you..." Kondo murmured.
"Perfect!" Shin Baha exclaimed.
"It's perfect! This is..." Yin Shi also widened his eyes and looked at Shi Shi.
"Fang Shiyou!!"×4
"Don't be stunned," Shi Shi picked up the letter he had just written on the table, folded it and handed it to Xin Ba Ha, "Send it there by express."
"Hi!" Xin Baji bowed after receiving the letter, "Thank you so much!"
After speaking, Shin Baha turned around and opened the door and rushed out.
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Hearing the footsteps of Shin Yachi, Ginto chuckled lightly, then turned his head slightly and glanced at Kondo and Shizuo behind him: "Hey, you guys, I won't thank you."
"Understood, if it's a man, it will always go through such a moment." Kondo replied with a smile while holding his hands.
Then, the four big men who stayed in the room laughed in unison...
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