Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 298: :All the bad things in this world are basically your own…
But at this moment, Shi Shi suddenly remembered something, the smile on his face suddenly stagnated, he raised his head and muttered, "Ah, sorry, the sentence that Kondo-san wrote... I forgot to delete it. "
Jiang Cheng/Gintoki/Kondo: "..."
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Jiang Cheng sat side by side under the eaves, all with their heads down and expressionless. Suddenly...
"Yin Sang! Jiang Cheng Sang! Take a look at this reply!"
Before the figure of Xin Ba Hao appeared, the excited voice came first.
(ps: Don't ask me why I reply so quickly, asking is the power of technology.)
"Oops, I don't know, I don't know anything!" Yin Shi muttered, covering his ears.
"I don't know either!" Kondo had a black line on his face, covered his ears with his hands and looked at Fourteen, and complained in a low voice, "It's fourteen right?! It's all fourteen's fault!" /
"In the end, it's Kondo-san's fault! I don't care!" Shishibai shouted in a low voice.
"You guys, calm down!" Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and said calmly, "It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if it's Xin Baha's scolded **** head! It doesn't matter if you are said to be old and dead! The other party is [beep-] blood type! You will not be happy if you are with that kind of woman! If you think about it like this, we also saved a young man's life! "
"That's right! After all, the other party is of the [beep-] blood type!" Yinshi applauded, "We can be considered to be credited?"
"That's right, it doesn't matter if he is resented now, he will definitely thank my brother-in-law in the future!" Kondo nodded nonchalantly.
"Say... that's what I said..." Fourteen laughed awkwardly.
At this time, the figure of Xin Baji finally appeared, and I saw him holding a piece of letter paper and shouting excitedly as he ran.
"I did it! I finally succeeded! Xiao Lijiang said she wanted to meet me!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the four all showed expressions of doubt about life...
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[I am very happy that I care about my sister's affairs as if I were my siblings. I also want Shin Baha to meet my sister. I also go to Edo together, so we must meet. ]
The four of Jiang Cheng got together and read the reply letter that Xin Ba Haw received.
"Yeah~ I didn't expect to meet her so soon, I didn't expect it at all~" Shin Baha stood behind the crowd, said with a look of joy, and then bowed heavily to the four of them, "It's really Thank you all! The seniors on the road of life are really indispensable existences~ um~”
"Hey, what's going on?" Yin Shi murmured and asked, "I received that kind of letter and said I wanted to meet... Could it be, could it be..."
Jiang Cheng/Gintoki, Shishi, Kondo: There is also **** over there [beep——] Exuberant/just about to move! !
"No! Absolutely not!" Kondo grabbed the letter and tore it to pieces.
"Kondo-san, what are you doing?!" Shinbaha hurriedly stopped him.
"Absolutely not! You can't move around at the age of 16! As a brother-in-law, I will never allow it!"
"You're not my brother-in-law! And you're the first to start making a fuss?!" Shin Baha retorted.
"At least 20 years old! If you want to make a move, you will have to wait until you are at least 20 years old!" Kondo roared, staring at his big red eyes.
"Didn't you yourself start to squirm before you were twenty?" Fourteen interjected at the right time.
"I will never admit it!" Kondo gritted his teeth and threw the torn letter in his hand.
Ignoring everyone's quarrel, Yin Shi slowly took out the photo that she sent to Xiao Li from her arms, and said to herself, "Then, what should I do with this?"
"I'll leave first. You know, carnivorous women, I hate them the most." Jiang Cheng got up and prepared to leave.
However, Yin Shi didn't give him this chance. He grabbed Jiang Cheng's arm quickly and murmured, "Hey, do you want to sneak away? You bastard!"
"No, it doesn't have anything to do with me at all, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, "Don't just pull irrelevant people into the water!"
"No no no, is it you who suggested sending this photo?"
"No, no, didn't you agree at the time?" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Even if there is my responsibility, you should bear most of it, right? After all, if you stop it, none of this will happen! In contrast, my responsibilities are as trivial as I had to go to the convenience store to buy fried noodles and bread, but the fried noodles and bread were sold out, and finally I could only buy a substitute like cheese ham bread!"
"You picked yourself too cleanly!" Yin Shi shouted, "By the way, your metaphor is too specific! What kind of specific metaphor is that?!"
"Anyway, that's it, bye~" Jiang Cheng wanted to get up and leave.
"Not satisfied! As long as it's not fried noodles and bread! Come back to me!"
"You spit out the cheese and ham bread in your stomach before you say that, bastard!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who were pinching up, Shin Baha looked at Kondo who was holding his hands and his face was black, and Shi Shi, who was smoking a cigarette with his head down and a expression of "It has nothing to do with me", and said suspiciously: " What happened to them? Did they just go to buy bread?"
Kondo / Fourteen: "..."
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The next day, in front of the statue of Ieyasu.
Shin Baha, who was squatting in the grass not far away, fell into self-doubt when he saw Sogo and Xiao Li in casual clothes who had just met and introduced themselves before the statue of Ieyasu.
"Then... can I ask why?" Shinbaha murmured expressionlessly, "Why is it not me, but Okita-san going on a date?!"
"Well, calm down, Xinbaha." Yin Shi, who was standing behind Xinbaha, hugged his arms and comforted casually, "If it was him, he would definitely be able to deal with the past perfectly."
"It doesn't need to be perfect!" Xin Baha turned his head and retorted a little frantically, "Why do you have to work hard for so long and finally it's time for a date, so someone else has to accept this most beautiful moment!!"
"It's not someone else, it's Shinbachi-kun," Yinshi explained with the photo between his two fingers, "to the other person, the pen pal is this face, haven't you forgotten?"
"Mmmm." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and nodded in agreement.
"Isn't it because the two of you sent that troublesome photo?!" Shin Baha retorted with his veins bursting.
"But it's also thanks to this photo that I have a smooth relationship with the other party." Yin Shi curled his lips and replied casually, "If you send your photo, you can imagine the result? Absolutely the first You will be knocked out in one round, right? But you will be hit by a home run."
"That's what I said, but I've been working hard until now. What is the purpose of writing letters to communicate... How can I fix it!" Xin Ba Hao murmured a little unbearably.
"Calm down, Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng approached, squatted down and patted Xin Baji's shoulder, comforting, "It must be very painful, very unwilling? It doesn't matter, you know that in this world Wouldn't it be more comfortable to think that all the unhappiness was your own fault?"
"Mmmm." Gintoki nodded in agreement.
"Not at all! Is there anyone who comforts others like you?!" Shinbaha said angrily, "It's all the fault of the two of you! Why is the final responsibility all on me?! I'm innocent, okay?!"
"On the whole, it's all your face's fault." Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation.
"Hey!!! This sentence is too much!" Shinba shouted, and then a trace of unbearableness appeared on his face again and he hammered the lawn with his fist, "How can you repair it! All previous efforts were in vain Ah! If this situation continues..."
"Who said it would go on like this forever?" Gintoki walked over and squatted down, looking in Sogo's direction.
"Hey? Are you going to go up and report your name now?" Xin Baha wondered, "Did you rush up and say [Actually, I've been writing letters all the time...] such a self-reported name?"
"Are you an idiot?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Haw with a look of mental retardation, "However, this is not the time now, even if you go up now, the impression of the other party is that he has fallen from General Wu Jun to Xin Ba Hao. It's no good at all."
"Mmmm, it's like falling from the moon to become a dick." Yin Shi echoed.
"It's enough to just say the bastard..." Xin Baha pushed his glasses and said expressionlessly.
"In other words, it's like the stool that fell from Ken Takakura to Kensang's stool." Gintoki said after thinking about it.
"Jian Sang's stool is fine... no, it's not good either!"
"Yin Shi, what you're talking about is too complicated, Xin Ba Haw won't understand it, it needs to be more simple and clear," Jiang Cheng shrugged, frowning and complaining, "For example, from Xiao Lixun's fall to Wouldn't it be much simpler like that in silver time?"
"Oh! I get it! It's really like shit!" Shin Baha nodded~IndoMTL.com~ Hey! You both want to get beat up, don't you? ! "This time, it's Silver Time to be unhappy.
"Anyway, even if you want to show your true colors, at least you have to appear very handsome." Ignoring Gintoki's words, Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and continued, "Even if it's the same **** like Gintoki, we still have to. Find a way to make this **** a little more dazzling! At least it looks like **** wrapped in gold leaf!"
"Isn't that still poop?" Shin Baha asked rhetorically, expressionlessly.
"Shine!!" Yin Shi shouted at the same time, kicking both Xin Bazhu and Jiang Cheng with one kick.
"No, the so-called men are basically pooping." Jiang Cheng got up and sat cross-legged, clasped his hands and closed his eyes, shook his head, and said with a serious face, "Well, I can go. Is there a toilet? I woke up this morning and felt a little constipated."
"You're the one!!" Shin Baha spit out angrily as he got up.
"It's really irritating..." Yin Shi spit a little impatiently, and then continued: "Anyway, I have already agreed with Okita-kun this time, he is going to play the role of the bad guy."
"The role of the bad guy? What do you mean?" Shinba was puzzled.
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