Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 3: :Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi and Takasugi and Gui

"Hey," Jiang Cheng just climbed up the tall tree and shook the silver time who had been sleeping on the tree for an unknown time, "Songyang asked me to come to you, wake up."

But maybe Jiang Cheng's movements were too gentle, but Yin Shi was still indifferent, holding the sword and snoring.

It has been a few months since the three of them came to this place. [Songyang Village School] is what Songyang did during this time. Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were also asked by Songyang to join a group of children in class.

Jiang Cheng has never skipped class, except for one to three days of lethargy in the middle of every month. And Yinshi, in addition to taking one to three days of classes every month... Therefore, every time Yinshi skipped class, Jiang Chengcheng was assigned by Songyang to go back to Yinshi.

Seeing that Yin Shi showed no sign of waking up at all, Jiang Cheng sighed. It seemed that he had to give Yin Shi another critical blow to the head, Jiang Cheng thought in his heart.

But at this time, the two children caught Jiang Cheng's attention.

There is a shrine not far below Jiang Cheng and Yinshi. A child with purple shoulder-length hair looks about the same age as Jiang Cheng. And another black-haired boy with a ponytail gradually walked towards the purple-haired child lying in front of the shrine...

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"You really are here," Katsura Kotaro came over and looked at Shinsuke Takasugi, who was lying in front of the shrine and didn't know what to think, "I heard that you had a big fight in the private school again, even if Is it a famous martial arts hall that gathers heroes who will shoulder the country's future, isn't it enough to accommodate your hard-to-cut material? Takasugi."

Takasugi sat up just after hearing Katsura's voice, leaning on the pillar in front of the shrine and waiting until Katsura finished speaking.

"Don't make me laugh, Katsura." Takasugi said nonchalantly, "The people gathered there are just a bunch of prodigals who can only extract money and money from their parents. I just urged them to practice seriously before moving a little. It's just a real thing. A group of people who don't even know how to fight can guide the future of this country." Speaking of this, Takasugi raised the corner of his mouth disdainfully, "It's really exciting."

"Tao Shan..." After hearing this, Gui turned his head to the side, sighed softly, and continued, "You are also in the midst of blessings and do not know the blessings. There are still many people in the world who cannot read because of poverty. A person who wants to be a samurai but cannot become a samurai."

Takasugi chuckled lightly.

"As expected of the prodigy who was admitted to the school by exception, what he said was different." After speaking, Takasugi stood up and gradually walked towards Katsura, "If it's you, maybe you can be an outstanding one there. Samurai. Worked to the death for the family, for the country. What an amazing samurai. I'm sorry, I don't have the slightest idea of ​​being such a boring person."

At this time, Takasugi had already passed the position where Katsura was standing, and was still walking behind Chaogui.

"If that's the case, then what kind of samurai do you want to be? Where...is the place you want to go?" Gui thought for a moment, then turned to look at Takasugi behind him and asked.

"Who knows..." Gao Sugi sighed as she looked at the nine older children who were waiting for her with bamboo swords not far away, "If I knew, would it be so hard?" /

And Katsura also reacted, realizing Takasugi's situation at this time.

"Takasugi, I heard that you have taken care of the foolish brother." The child who seemed to be the leader said to Takasugi with an arrogant and unkind look on his face.

"The little **** of the lower-level samurai family need to weigh themselves." A child next to the leader agreed.

Takasugi snorted disdainfully, lowered her head and picked up the wooden stick beside her, "It seems that I can finally train more or less seriously."

"Wait a minute," Gui put his hand on Takasugi's shoulder and shouted to the children, "Use a private fight to vent the Liangzi you formed in your training, are you people who are determined to become samurai? It’s better to bully the less with more!”

"Is it Gui? That's right." The leader continued, "I don't care about special enrollment or anything, I can't bear to be a classmate with a poor ghost like you who can't afford it. "

"You heard it, Katsura." Takasugi said, "I said earlier that there isn't a single samurai here."

"Beat them both together!" The leader shouted, and the nine children rushed over.

It was too late to say that, just when the children were about to rush in front of Takasugi and Katsura, a gunshot rang out, "Bang!", the bullet hit the leading child, and at the same time a shot was fired. The sword also happened to be inserted in front of the child.

"The chattering is so noisy, are you guys in estrus?" "Is this the so-called [Samurai]? It's better than a mentally dirty uncle who only wants to sow offspring." Gintoki and Jiang Cheng's voice sounded at the same time.

"Yinshi, you..." Jiang Cheng seemed a little surprised that Yinshi had already woken up.

"I should be surprised, when did you learn this kind of language, when you mix it up like this, I forgot all the lines below!" Yin Shi curled his lips and said.

"You are! Since you woke up, you should have called me earlier!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"You look so energetic, I'm so embarrassed." Yinshi replied.

Just when Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were about to quarrel, the leading child below couldn't help it, and looked at the two people on the tree and said, "Who are you?!"

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were about to fight each other, turned their attention to the person who was speaking. The next moment, the two jumped down from the tree at the same time, each one kicked, hitting the face of the child who was in the lead.

After receiving this blow, the leading child instantly fell to the ground and hit gg.

"I want to be faster." Gintoki moved his feet away from that face.

"No, I'm still faster." Jiang Cheng moved his feet away at the same time.

"No, I flew down in a jet," Gintoki continued.

"No, my jet is faster than yours." Jiang Cheng also said.

"You bastard!" The two tugged at each other's collars at the same time, as if they were about to pinch.

"You said, which of us should be faster?!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi simultaneously turned their faces to the bewildered Takasugi and Katsura and asked at the same time.

"Huh?" Gui suddenly came back to his senses, "In my opinion, you two came down at the same time."

"How is that possible?!"×2

"It's clear that I'm faster!" ×2

"Huh?!" The spark between the two intensified.

"You rare species in the universe!"

"You silver-haired booger maniac!"

The two refused to give in to each other, and at this moment of triggering, one of the children shouted: "Pay attention to the occasion! You two! When we don't exist?!"

Saying that, the remaining children will rush towards Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi. Just then, a figure appeared behind them.

With a few knocks, the children all lay on the ground with their heads covered.

Seeing the person who came, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi couldn't care about pinching each other, but hugged each other and shivered and looked at Songyang with a smile on his face.

"It's not right to bully the less with more, but it's not necessarily right to bully the weak with the strong." Song Yang said, walking up to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were shivering, "I felt something was wrong, so it turns out that You are just as lazy as Yin Shi and seem to have used a very dangerous weapon, isn't that so, Jiang Chengjun."

Jiang Cheng was cowardly in an instant, and a few ideas that could escape the crime came to his mind, but before Jiang Cheng could defend himself, Song Yang's fist had already hit Jiang Cheng in the head.

"It hurts, it hurts." Jiang Cheng held his head, tears coming out of his eyes.

"And you, half-baked warrior, it's a hundred years too early to learn to be lazy." Songyang's fist didn't let go of Yinshi.

"It hurts." Yin Shi immediately took the same posture as Jiang Cheng.

"The two of you also hurry back to school," Songyang said, looking at Gui and Takasugi, and dragging Jiang Cheng and Yinshi along with both hands.

"Little Samurai classmate."

Songyang's last words before turning and leaving were still addressed to Katsura and Takasugi.

Looking at Song Yang who was dragging Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi farther and farther, Gao Shan couldn't help swallowing her saliva, "That...that's..."

"So it is," Gui murmured, "I heard rumors that in recent months, a samurai with two children opened a private school~IndoMTL.com~ does not charge a penny. , educating the children of poor families by hand. He should be Yoshida Songyang of [Panasonic Village School]."

Takasugi didn't speak any more, but kept the two names [Matsushita Village School] and [Yoshida Songyang] in mind.

"Takasugi, don't try to be stupid!" Gui seemed to see what Takasugi was thinking.

"You don't need to worry about it, Gui." Takasugi said and started to leave.

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The next day, Takasugi looked at the wooden sign with the words "Matsushita Village School" hanging by the door in front of him. Without thinking, he stepped directly into the door.

It's just that Takasugi doesn't know that Gui has been watching him not far behind him...

"Are you kidding me?" Gintoki looked at Takasugi while picking his nostrils, "You still want to challenge Songyang? I can hit ten like you."

"Then you fight me!" Takasugi said unconvinced.

"Have you seen that little devil with orange hair?" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng who was wielding the sword while holding the bamboo sword for practice, "You can challenge me if you win, isn't that the case in rpg games? , from mobs to bosses to demon kings, every difficulty is different."

But just after Gintoki finished speaking, a practice bamboo sword smashed into Gintoki's head.

"What are you trying to do?! Do you want to fight?!" Yin Shi said angrily, looking at Jiang Cheng, who had an innocent face.

"The sword seemed to have its own consciousness suddenly, so it went to find its owner." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, still his face full of innocence.

"This sword also seems to have its own consciousness, and now I want to insert it in your chrysanthemum!" Yin Shi said while holding the bamboo sword and gritted his teeth, while some friends stopped the two of them. It was like this at every turn, and everyone was already surprised.