Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 30: :The word freedom is more than just talking! to feel! to listen…
Rainy day, Kabukicho Park.
Jiang Cheng sat alone on the bench, and it was raining heavily, but Jiang Cheng did not bring an umbrella.
There was no one in the park. Jiang Cheng lowered his head and was drenched in the rain silently. It could be seen that Jiang Cheng's body was still shaking slightly. The rain dripped down Jiang Cheng's cheeks.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng remembered what happened today, the fight he had with Yueyong, and the reluctance and determination in his eyes when Yueyong said to let him [go] . I remembered the different meaning in Qingtai's eyes when I left without looking back...
Finally, Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back any longer... he burst out laughing.
"Freedom! This is the feeling of freedom! Hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng laughed at the sky, "Again, feel this feeling again! This is freedom!"
"Little brother, little brother, are you all right? Are you not stupid? Little brother, little brother?..."
Jiang Chengcai finally heard the voice next to him, stopped giggling and looked aside.
"Who are you? Big brother with sunglasses?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help asking, seeing that he was sitting beside him with a mustache and sunglasses.
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On the other side, in the Wanshiwu, the trio of Wanshiwu, who had decided to rest on a rainy day, welcomed a little guest who they never expected...
"Hey~! Jiang Chengsang ran away from home?! What's going on, Qingtai-kun?!" Xin Baha asked while sitting on the sofa, looking at Qingtai beside him in surprise.
"Actually... the teachers in the school arranged the homework to let the family practice their favorite TV series or animation clips at home, but my mother... So in the end, I had to let Brother Jiang Cheng and Sister Yueyong accompany me. Practice..." Harita said hesitantly.
"Hey, I don't understand at all! Could it be because of a conflict in the casting? What you said didn't get the point at all!" Shinba shouted.
"No, there was no conflict during the casting process. I was the protagonist, my mother was the director, and Brother Jiang Cheng and Sister Yueyong were the supporting roles. The practice went smoothly, but..." Ching Tai stopped when she spoke. , and showed an indescribable look on his face.
"Hey! That's enough, kid! What the **** happened?! Can you hurry up and get to the point?! I'm really curious!"
In fact, only Shin Baha is interested, and Gintoki and Kagura on the side are buckling their feet.
"The scene was that the two of them had a big fight, and then Jiang Cheng slammed out the door. The practice went well. The two of them also practiced as in the script. Jiang Cheng finally slammed out, and then ...and didn't come back until the end of the practice..."
"What is this?! Is it too deep into the play?! And why do you want to play such a **** eight o'clock stage! This is that? , it must be this kind of plot! Why did you choose this kind of clip?! Your hobby is too strange for a kid?!" Xin Ba Hao babbled endlessly.
"It's not that kind of plot anymore! It's just a scene in Kamen Rider!" Harita retorted.
After Haruta finished speaking, not only Shinhachi was silent, but Gintoki and Kagura, who were buckling their feet, were also silent.
"Nonsense? Hey, is there really such a **** episode in Kamen Rider? It's totally unimpressive, okay! Shouldn't children like the fight scenes in it? Why did you choose such a scene? There are too many grooves to vomit!"
"You are wrong, Xin Ba Ha, think carefully that the supporting characters beside the protagonist are a man and a woman, and they often disagree, so you know which work it is!" Yin Shi also became serious and said with his hands clasped together. .
"I can't think of it at all, alright! Basically every part is good! Not to mention, even Reiwa's first knight 01, which was just completed this year, and the "End of Heisei" which was completed last year. Do you have similar bridges?!"
"Kamen Rider No. 1 Aru!" Kagura said and then stood up and performed a standard Showa knight transformation, "Shine! Major repair card!"
"Hey, your age is too old! You've already reached Reiwa's second knight!" After complaining about Kagura, Shinhachi turned to look at Harita, "Then, also That is to say, in the process of playing Kamen Rider bridge, Jiang Cheng-sang never came back after playing his part, right?"
"Well, it's like this. Everyone thought that Jiang Cheng would be back soon, but who knew that he didn't come back for a long time. Sister Yueyong has already taken [Baihua] and the security guard at the door to look for it, but there is no result yet. , Mom suggested that I come here to look for it..." Qingtai replied.
"But I'm really sorry, Jiang Chengsang didn't come here today." Xin Baha looked at Qingta apologetically, "But I don't think you need to worry, Jiang Chengsang has always been a mature person. My lord, nothing will happen!"
"Yes, that guy is notoriously tough and will never encounter any danger, because there is nothing more dangerous than himself. Don't worry, so go back quickly, we are not children here. The playground..." Yin Shi said casually.
"Hey, aren't you friends?! Is this reaction really good?! Jiang Chengsang would definitely be sad if he knew about it!" Xin Baha roared, then patted his chest and said to Qingtai, " Don't worry, I will also help find Jiang Chengsang."
"Sister Yueyong told her mother that if she can't find Brother Jiang Cheng today, she will reconsider making Yin Sang the new Night King..." As soon as Qingtai finished speaking, she saw that Yin Shi had already Bring up Kagura and Shinhachi.
"How can you do it! Hurry up! You can hear what the kid said! Don't hurry up! Be sure to find your target within a day!"
"Hey, your attitude has changed too quickly!" Shin Baha shouted while holding his glasses.
"It's very troublesome to find someone on a rainy day, saying that Sadahalu's nose doesn't work because of the rain." Kagura looked helpless.
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In the park, Jiang Cheng, who heard Madao complaining for a long time, finally couldn't bear it any longer.
"You're wrong, do you think your life is really nothing? You lost your job because you beat up Prince Haga once. The emperor ordered you to cut your belly, and your wife ran away. After that, even though you found a new job, you still lost your job. Because of Prince Baga, I lost my job again, and I couldn't find a stable job after that. If I couldn't do all the jobs for three days, I would be dismissed. I was also called madao. Look what you have left of yourself!"
"Really? Is there really anything left?" Hasegawa began to doubt himself, "Isn't there really only sunglasses left?"
"Yes! That's the name! madao! This name is not only [completely incompetent uncle] or [the uncle who goes on with integrity will only ruin his life] these two meanings! It's a kind of only very few The true meaning of life that only human beings can understand! That is..." After a pause, Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked into the distance, and slowly spit out the famous words he had made up, "make yourself and your heart freedom (make yourself free) is abbreviated as [madao] ]."
"Hey! How can there be such an abbreviation! It looks like you just made it up! The grammar is wrong! It's completely made up!"
"Freedom, this is the ultimate pursuit of life, not only the body, but also the mind and soul. Freedom is the ultimate pursuit! Now you are free! Not only the body, but also the soul! But you don't feel it. Here! Why is this! Do you know?!" Jiang Cheng roared at Madao.
"Why?" Hasegawa couldn't help asking.
"Go listen and see! Take the bench under your **** for example, do you think it's free?!" Jiang Cheng asked, but before Hasegawa could answer, Jiang Cheng had already given the answer first. " No! It's not free! It's lost its freedom from a tree to a chair! Humans too! From the moment you step into the company, you're no longer free! From the moment you have a family, you No more freedom! Listen! Isn't that chair crying! Crying for the loss of that freedom!"
"I didn't hear anything." Hasegawa, who lay down and pressed his ears to the chair, wondered.
"Quiet your heart, close your eyes, and listen carefully! It's whimpering!"
After speaking ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng gave Hasegawa his time.
Hasegawa calmed down and listened as Jiang Cheng said, and finally... "Really! I can really hear the rustling sound, and I can feel the wet feeling! Is it tears?!"
(Voiceover: Isn't it raining?!)
"It looks like you already understand the first stage! Then start to understand the second stage of freedom!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Do you know how many people can't ask for freedom? You know Why did Neji feel that he was free just before he died when he blocked Naruto's arrow?"
"Why?"
"If you want to know, just be one with nature! Let loose, let go of your shackles, stand in the rain, and experience the feeling of being one with nature!"
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Hasegawa understood in seconds, and instantly took off all his clothes and stood in the rain.
"Is this ok?" Hasegawa turned around and asked.
"The posture is wrong! You want the golden rooster to be independent! It's just the second step, as long as this step is completed, you can go to the third step after you throw away your sunglasses!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded, "After the second step, you can experience the freedom of your body. The third step is about the freedom of the soul! So, do it quickly! Imagine that you are one with nature! You are the wind, the free wind!"
After half an hour...
"Really! I really feel dizzy! The whole person is also erratic!" Hasegawa said in surprise.
"It's not enough! I said think of yourself as the wind! Free wind! Let your mind wander! Go wherever you want! You no longer have any emotions at that time! You become yourself God! God who rules over himself! Go! madao!"