Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 304: :Don’t underestimate virginity!

The second round.

In the open space beside the river.

"As a virgin, which one should I choose in this situation?" Yamazaki asked, sitting cross-legged on the ground, pointing to the three books of different thicknesses placed in front of him.

Uncle Beichuan looked at the three books on the ground, a jump, a graduation album, and an adult magazine that Uncle Beichuan just bought from a convenience store.

Uncle Beichuan pinched his chin and pondered for a long time before he tentatively picked up the adult magazine and looked at Yamazaki, who was sitting opposite him, tentatively asked: "This?"

"No way!" Yamazaki stood up instantly, pointed at the graduation album on the ground and shouted, "In this case, we should choose the graduation album! Virginity is a must!!"

"Huh?!!"

Jiang Cheng and Kagura on the side watched this scene expressionlessly with squinted Doudou eyes.

The third round.

Yamazaki once again took out two beauty photo albums and put them on the open space for Uncle Beichuan to choose. It is worth mentioning that one of the two photo albums is cute and the other is sexy.

This time, Uncle Beichuan got serious, held his hands and pondered for a long time before making a prudent decision.

Looking at Uncle Beichuan, who had a confident face and picked up the **** photo album, two blue veins suddenly burst out on Yamazaki's face: "This situation must be both! At this time, you are a little bit greedy for me. Ah! Cherry Chuan!"

"Hey?!!"

Jiang Cheng and Kagura on the side were still squinting at the farce in front of them, expressionlessly.

"Little uncle, virginity is really scary, Aru." Kagura said expressionlessly.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng replied.

The fourth round.

The prop that Yamazaki took out was a recorder, which was treated as a female classmate he liked in the class and accidentally left it in the classroom after school.

"This is the situation. You stayed on duty alone, but found the recorder next to the seat of the girl you had a crush on. In this situation, what would you do as a virgin?!" Yamazaki looked serious 's question.

"Uh... put her back on the table?" Uncle Beichuan said tentatively.

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki shook his head, and at the same time crossed his arms in front of his chest and made a big fork.

"No? Was that put back in her pocket?"

"It's a big mistake! Of course it's ___________________ in this situation!!!" Yamazaki shouted. (This space is left for the reader to fill in.)

"Huh?!"

"No, that's just a simple pervert." Kagura said expressionlessly.

"Indeed, it's completely perverted." Jiang Cheng nodded expressionlessly.

After that, after several rounds, Uncle Beichuan didn't even answer one question correctly.

Looking at the two panting lying on the open space beside the river, Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained, "I always feel that today's Cherry is a little too motivated..."

"You are the culprit," Kagura said expressionlessly.

…

"Uncle, how are you?" Yamazaki sat up panting and looked at Uncle Beichuan beside him, "Have you regained your virginity?"

"It seems... no." Uncle Beichuan scratched his sparse head and grinned a few times in embarrassment.

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki lowered his head heavily and sighed, then looked up at Jiang Cheng, who was silent, and said weakly, "Boss, I've exhausted all my means... I really I can't help this uncle anymore."

"Indeed, but you've worked hard enough." Jiang Cheng came over, patted Yamazaki's shoulder lightly, and smiled gently, "No one will complain about you."

"Boss..." Yamazaki sniffed, inexplicable tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes. Why do you say it's inexplicable, because even Jiang Cheng, the initiator, can't understand it.

"Well, let's keep going," Jiang Cheng continued, "and thank you, thanks to you, we can see your virgin soul exuding incredible beauty."

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he secretly winked at Kagura, who had a blank expression on the side. Kagura understood and stood there blankly and applauded.

Upon seeing this, Yamazaki was moved to tears that burst the embankment.

…

"That, uncle, we can only help here, and the rest can only be done by ourselves." Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan beside him, pretending to be full of confidence and encouraging: "I think you can absolutely do it! You just want to believe in yourself!"

"That's right! Aru who can definitely do it! There's nothing in this world that you can't get without trying your best!" Kagura understood Jiang Cheng's routine and looked at him with confidence. Uncle Beichuan, "Even if there is, but I think you can do it, Aru! You don't have to worry about the recent cold wife or something!!"

"You..." Uncle Beichuan's eyes were already full of tears, and he said intermittently, "Thank...Thank..."

"It's alright, we just did some trivial things. The key lies in your own efforts." Jiang Cheng's face always had a faint and modest smile on his face, "It's up to you, uncle. ."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng glared at Yamazaki, who was about to say something.

Seeing this, Yamazaki could only swallow the words again.

In the end, Jiang Cheng and Kagura dragged Yamazaki away slowly under the grateful gaze of Uncle Beichuan...

After a long time, Jiang Chengcai glanced behind him, then turned his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a little fear: "Hoo~ it's dangerous, I almost exposed."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki next to him and complained, "Hey, Cherry, you almost had a bad time. I managed to get that uncle to fool you successfully."

"Huh?!!" Yamazaki stopped and looked at Jiang Cheng and Kagura with a surprised expression, "Is that what you two planned from the beginning?! All those fake words are for the sake of Are you fooling that uncle?!"

"Of course," Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth and said with some disdain, "How can you not complete any kind of commission? It's better to just do things like this. Couples who are almost sixty years old have problems in their relationship. Just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle."

Kagura nodded while holding her hands.

"I said you two are going too far!" Yamazaki said angrily, "That uncle worked super hard today! He worked super hard to make his wife fall in love with him again! You guys are too bad, right? ?! Even if it can't be of any help, at least a few words of encouragement should be encouraged?!"

"No, didn't I encourage him well in the end?" Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically.

"That can only be regarded as a trick!" Yamazaki shouted with white eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disapproval, "Also, your task has been completed, go back quickly. Goodbye."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and started to leave. Kagura followed suit.

Seeing this, Yamazaki, who stayed in the same place, could only curse Jiang Cheng inwardly, then turned around and left.

…

"That, little uncle," Kagura lowered his head and frowned slightly, "We... did we do something wrong, Aru?"

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, "But we can't help much with this kind of thing. All we can do is to give him some courage. And don't be too small. Look at the relationship between the old man and the old woman, although sometimes they do make troubles, but after decades of getting along, some things are even harder than diamonds and will not break so easily. I believe those two people It'll be reconciled soon. Stop thinking about it."

"Although I don't quite understand it, I seem to understand some Aru." Kagura raised his head with a smile on his face, "It's like Mommy and Daddy, although always in front of me and my stupid brother. Noisy, but always kissing me behind my back, while we sleep..."

Before Kagura could finish speaking, he felt a chill come from Jiang Cheng, who was beside him.

"Kagura-chan, that bald man should be pronounced as a bald man instead of a daddy, be sure to remember it carefully." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and corrected with a smile on his face.

"Oh..."

…

Dusk.

Jiang Cheng sat in front of the counter of the Dengshi store, poured himself a glass of white wine and drank it in one breath.

"Yeah~ It's really refreshing to have a cup after work~" Jiang Chengha let out a sigh of relief and closed his eyes with emotion.

"Yes, the rice will be even more delicious after work!" Kagura said vaguely while holding the rice cooker while eating.

"You two are really exactly the same." Granny Dengshi looked at the big and small in front of her and smiled helplessly, "So, what's the matter? That old man's business."

"I've done everything that needs to be done~IndoMTL.com~ The rest is up to him." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "After all, young people can't be too involved in the old man and the old lady. Love life."

Granny Dengshi snorted, took a puff of the cigarette in her hand, and said nothing.

But at this moment, the door of the Dengshi store was suddenly pulled open with force, and then Uncle Beichuan's cry came in.

Everyone was startled and looked towards the door. They saw Uncle Beichuan with a shiny wig, wearing a white Elvis-style suit, and crying at the door.

"Why? Why didn't she like me again?" Uncle Beichuan's tears didn't stop, he sobbed and said, "I've worked so hard, it's too strange to spend so much time and money. Let's go!"

"It's weird that you're right," Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "Why did it become like that? Why do you think it's feasible to dress like that?!"

Uncle Beichuan wiped away his tears, raised his head and explained, "Because you didn't say let me go back to the past? Isn't this dress a trend when we were young?"

"That's not what it means at all!!" Jiang Cheng and Deng Shi's mother-in-law shouted at the same time.

"Then what should I do?" Uncle Beichuan wailed again...

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