Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 306: :Life is about sports!
One day at noon, Yoshihara.
After having lunch, he left a message of "Thank you for your hospitality", Jiang Cheng stood up humming a ditty, and then went back to his room to have an in-depth exchange with his newly bought game.
But before Jiang Cheng could start, the sun wheel on the dining table suddenly raised his head and raised a forefinger with a smile and said, "Occasionally exercise properly, otherwise it will get moldy. I have already stayed in the room. It's been a week? It's better to go out and exercise properly, right?"
Jiang Cheng dismissed this, hummed, and said, "It doesn't matter! I exercise enough every day! Whether it's my head (here, focus on the game) or body! (here, my hands)"
"Shut up, your game was confiscated today." Yue Yong put down the soup bowl and said coldly.
"Huh?!" Jiang Cheng was about to debate when the phone in his arms suddenly vibrated twice.
Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and saw that it was a text message from Kagura...
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"I've kept you waiting," Gintoki stepped into the door of the lounge, clasped his hands and snorted, "Although time is a little tight, I think I've found a very powerful companion."
Saying that, Gintoki stepped aside, pointed to the people behind him and loudly introduced: "Look! This is a member of the freshman F.C Oedo team!"
"Hey!" Jiang Cheng, who was wearing Wuye No. 10 sportswear, kicked Fei Yinshi and scolded, "Didn't you say it was playing volleyball?! Why did it become football?!"
"That, Jiang Cheng-sang, calm down." Xin Ba Ha, wearing a blue football uniform, quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, "Because the situation is very urgent, so I lied a little. Please. You, please help us a little."
"Who cares!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted with white eyes, "I came out to exercise because Yueyue said I couldn't stand it! Isn't the text about volleyball?!"
"It's okay, it's all **** anyway." Kagura said.
"It's totally different!!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng and others who are making trouble, and the strange people behind them who are dressed in different styles: (Kondo and Hasegawa, who are doing some kind of free movement with the whole naked body partially covered with mosaics, The little ape lying on the ground wrapped in a pink bath towel, Gui and Elizabeth, who are cos football teenagers, and A Miao with a sports hairband on their foreheads, boxing gloves on their hands, and an orange fighting vest and sports shorts, the last It was Jiang Cheng, who was wearing the No. 10 volleyball uniform of Wuye), and Daisaku Kanao, who was wearing the blue football uniform of No. 11, knelt directly.
I saw Gan Yuluo kneeling on the ground, holding his head in his arms and shouting to the sky: "JesusChrist! (God!) Who are these guys?! What the **** did they come from? Face Legion?!"
Having said that, Gan Weiluo stood up directly, pointed at the people in front of him and exaggeratedly complained: "It's already at a level that looks unnatural if Aqin is not there! Where is it? Aqin, Where are you?!"
(Achin's cross-dressing reward: a Japanese cross-dressing comedy show.)
"And Shinno said." Kagura added.
(A spoof of Katori Shinno as his partner in Achin's Drag Race.)
Jiang Cheng looked suspiciously at the African man in front of him who was speaking a bit blunt Japanese and wearing a blue jersey with dreadlocks all over his head, and whispered to Xinba who was beside him: "Xinba Haw, who is this person?"
"That's it. It's the star player of FC Oedo, Daisaku Kanao." Shin Baha explained in a low voice, "This time it seems to be the retirement commemorative match of Rosan Kanao, but it seems to be given to us by us. It messed up...that's why I asked you to help..."
"Not interested, goodbye." Before Xin Baha could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around after leaving a sentence.
"Wait! Jiang Chengsang!" Xinbaha quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng and whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Ganwei Luosang is for his own son. For his own son, so this There must be a goal in the game! Please, Jiang Chengsang, help me a little."
"It doesn't matter at all!" Jiang Cheng roared, "Why are you participating in the competition? What about the original players? What happened to the original players? Did you eat them?!"
"Because of some accidents..." Xin Baha turned his face away and scratched the back of his head, saying embarrassedly.
"So it has nothing to do with me at all! Make up for your own mistakes!"
"If you want to blame it, blame your precious niece," Gintoki pinched her nostrils and pointed at Kagura's passionate face, "It's all because of her original teammates who drank that kind of thing. to the emergency center.”
"That kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "What strange things did you guys do?"
"Aru who came here only to sell beer," Kagura replied, raising his hand, "but those guys said they couldn't drink before the game, and they only wanted to drink Pocari Aru, so I went for it. Pocari powder for them to drink."
"Wait a minute, what do you mean by Pocari Powder?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked with a blank expression.
"That." Kagura pointed to the trolley used to mark the lawn, "But I didn't expect their [Treasure Power] to be so small that they would lie on the ground after drinking so little. Moved."
"Hey, that's just lime powder." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "It's the powder that makes people reach the boundary of deadoralive (death and survival)."
"It's basically the same situation," Yin Shi nodded with his hands in his arms, "so you are the only ones who can help Ganyuro!"
"It makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, "it's too big!! So I say make up for my own troubles! Why bring in irrelevant people?! I hate you for that!"
"Huh?!" Yin Shi was unhappy, rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "You too! In the past, when you went to Hualiu Street to play with women at will, when all the wandering girls were looking for life for you, it was time Have you forgotten who helped you settle it?! Ah?!"
"I don't remember that kind of thing at all!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Don't tell me nonsense here!"
"It's still the same as before. When it comes to fighting like this, there will be quarrels. Really, there is no growth at all," Gui, who is a cos football player and wearing an Elizabeth blindfold, hugged his hands and hummed lightly. "So didn't I remind you two many times before? You must be fully prepared before going to the battlefield. Unlike you, I have been fully prepared, and I have perfectly previewed football. relevant knowledge.”
(Kei is wearing a Toho uniform here.)
Elizabeth, who is cos Morisaki has three, raised the white wooden raft at the right time: [I am Morisaki]
(There are three Morisaki: the goalkeeper of the football teenager Nange.)
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were pinching each other, chose to ignore it. However, Gan Weiluo on the side couldn't help but complained: "Hey! The guy next to him is completely wrong! It's not a team at all! In other words, did you just run after watching the football teenager?!"
"It's not a young football player, it's the captain fake Afa!" Gui corrected.
"Who cares about you!!"
"Hey, wait, what?" The little ape lying on the ground wrapped in a bath towel, licked his lips, kept moving his toes, and held his head with one hand in a charming pose. I thought it was a long-lost appearance, and they said that I was allowed to participate in a competitive game where I played with the ball but prohibited the use of my hands, but they were full of enthusiasm~”
Having said that, Xiao Yuan looked at Yin Shi, who was still fighting with Jiang Cheng, and couldn't wait to shout: "Isn't it just right?! Yin Sang! Hurry up! Hurry up and shoot your balls!"
"Take it!!" Gintoki took the football from the side and smashed it directly into Little Ape's face, and the latter flew out.
"Huh? I heard that I was dressed like this after participating in the sport of kicking the testicles [beep—]." A Miao said with a slight frown.
"Huh?" Hasegawa, who was still doing free exercise, took the call with a blushing face, "I heard that it was to perform "freedom" ball gymnastics for everyone, that's how it came." /
"Huh?" Kondo, who was standing behind Hasegawa, also had a hint of shyness on his face, and said a little embarrassedly, "I heard that the best original oil tofu sushi can get the best The winning prize came here like this~"
"Hey! Except for the last guy, everyone else is talking about [beep—] the topic of the testicles!" Ganero shouted.
"No, I'm not," Jiang Cheng retorted, raising his hand, "I came here dressed like this when I heard that I was asked to replace Wuye No. 10 in the national competition."
"It's not bad!!" Gano Luo exclaimed with white eyes~IndoMTL.com~ Anyway, football has nothing to do with it! "
"Does that mean we don't need us?" Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed, then smiled and looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, "Everyone said they don't need us anymore, so I can only help. Goodbye. , New Baja-kun."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around again.
"Wait a minute! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha hurriedly stopped, "I can't do it without one person! Now I have just got eleven people! I can't go on even after one game!"
"Don't worry, there's just one person missing. You can just use [persistence] and [momentum] as a substitute at this level." Jiang Cheng waved his hand with disapproval on his face, "No problem. Now! As long as there is perseverance and momentum, there is no problem! Even if there is only one person left, it doesn't matter! Are you right? Kagura!"
"That's right, Aru! At this time, you can only rely on your momentum! Come on! Gano Luo!" Kagura cheered, "Even if there is only one person left, it doesn't matter!"
The others listened and nodded while holding their hands.
"It doesn't work at all!" Gan Yuluo shouted in a collapsed voice, "Do you mean that you want me to go alone?! Is that so?! How can one person break through the blockade of eleven people? No, no, no! Absolutely not!"
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