Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 308: :The more you gain, the more you lose!

When everyone looked around, they saw a child whose skin color was basically the same as Ganero, sitting in the front seat of the audience and cheering for Ganero.

【Could it be... that child is the son that Ganero talked about? 】 Xin Baha thought to himself.

"Hey, stop dawdling," Jiang Cheng shouted at Xinba, "tee off!"

"Oh." Only then did Xin Ba Hao react and kick the ball under his feet towards Jiang Cheng.

The ball rolled to Jiang Cheng's feet, the corner of Jiang Cheng's mouth raised slightly, he stopped the football, turned his back, kicked the ball hard and shouted: "Look at my glide curve and shoot! Space wings, give me Power!"

The soccer ball flew towards the goal, but it was his own goal.

"Hey! Even the goal is wrong!" Shinba roared.

Fortunately, the ball was blocked by Ganweiluo. It may be that some of the descriptions are not accurate. It should be said that it was heading towards Ganweiluo's crotch. At a certain moment, everyone seemed to hear a certain The sound of an egg breaking.

"Damn! It's blocked!" Jiang Cheng's face showed a trace of unbearable.

"Blocked!" the commentator shouted again, "He did it! Not only the opponent's attack, but also the teammate's attack was blocked! Ganero! Great! Let's see what a veteran can do! An unyielding stadium spirit!"

At this point, on the field.

Because the ball was kicked off the court, the ball went to the opposing team.

"Well, wait," Shin Baha pushed his glasses and looked at the entire enemy team, "The opponent seems to be all the same... The style of painting is different from ours, he is completely a football player. The style of the painting!"

"Ah..." Gano Luo on the chair finally woke up, and explained slowly with a face full of pain: "Yes... Yes, because they are 11 twins... Today's opponent is Oedo ambivalence, hostile All 11 are the 11 brothers of the Matsuno family."

"I see," Yin Shi nodded with his hands in his arms, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, it's all your own business, the third son of the Matsuno family."

"Shut up! I have nothing to do with squatting in that kind of virgin home!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

But just after he finished speaking, the real Matsuno family three males rushed over with the ball.

"That..." Gan Weiluo raised his head and said, "It doesn't matter if you're a layman, man-to-man defense is good, don't let them move freely, leave the goal to me."

"Understood!" Kondo and Little Monkey both responded at the same time.

Then, the two stopped beside A Miao and Yin Shi at the same time.

"Hey! Don't stare at your own people!" Ganelo shouted.

"Long-winded! Isn't the man-marking tactic of falling in love all the time?!" Kondo and Xiaosu simultaneously turned their heads and retorted.

After saying that, the two got up and jumped up and rushed towards A Miao and Yin Shi respectively. But at this moment, the three boys of the Matsuno family had come to the goal, and they raised their feet and shot the ball hard at the goal.

"Get out of the siege! Anyway, go ahead with your big feet first!" Ganwei Luo shouted.

"Go over with big feet? Understood!" After A Miao and Yin Shi shouted at the same time, they kicked out hard, hitting Kondo's crotch and Xiao Yuan's body.

After this blow, the two fell directly to the ground.

"Xinjiang, I did it~" A Miao waved her hand and shouted at Xin Bazhu, "I solved two **** at once~"

"Sister! Girls can't say things like two balls!" Shinbaha hurriedly stopped.

Just after Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, the ball had already flown to the center of the goal. This time, it still hit Ganwei Luo's crotch. Everyone heard a broken sound again.

"This side has also been resolved..." Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly.

"Stopped again!" The commentator stepped on the commentary stage and roared: "Ganweiluo blocked another ball! Blocked a ball with the ball between his thighs! One ball for one ball! Admirable spirit! But then it is dangerous, Gano Luo has no extra **** to exchange, what strategy Oedo will do under this situation, I really look forward to it!”

Looking at Ganwei Luo, who rolled her eyes and twitched all over, Xin Baha twitched the corners of her mouth and complained: "For my son, I really work hard, Ganwei Luosang..."

"Don't worry, if you want the ball, we have a lot more!" Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji's shoulder to comfort him, and then pointed to Katsura, Hasegawa and Elizabeth who were doing nothing, "Counting you and Yin At least 10 goals can be blocked!”

"Hey! Don't make such a dangerous speech!" Shin Baha roared with big eyes, "I don't need that kind of ball-for-ball at all!"

In the next game, the basic possession of the ball was basically controlled by the enemy team. After all, Jiang Cheng's side was all outsiders. Especially after Ganwei Luo fell into a faint, his side made a mess.

However, although the opponent shot countless times, none of them were scored, because the **** were all directed at Ganello's body.

Dangdang! The bell rang for halftime.

……

In the lounge, a group of people gathered to discuss strategies. As for Ganwei Luo, who had no good place in his body and rolled his eyes, he was ignored by everyone at the same time.

"Really, you really can't underestimate football." Jiang Cheng said with a dignified expression on his face.

"Indeed, a hole-in-one or something is clearly etched into the genes of a man, like an instinct, but why can't he shoot in?" Kondo also held his hands and made a thoughtful gesture.

"Hey, is it okay for the rogue to stop talking for a while?" Shin Baha said with a dark face.

"But, I think we've worked really hard, Hachi," Yinshi raised his head and shrugged his shoulders. "The entire first half has passed, but the opponent hasn't even scored a single goal."

"Hmmmm." Jiang Cheng and Kagura held hands and nodded.

"That doesn't count as hard work at all!" Shinpachi pointed at Ganwei Luo, who was still tied to a chair beside him, with his blue veins bursting, and shouted, "The other party kicked Ganwei Luosang on purpose. For the opponent, the outcome of the game is completely doomed! And Jiang Cheng-sang and Kagura-chan, aren't you two the ones who played the most?! The two of you combined have more shots than the opponent. Right! Do you have a grudge against Ganwei Lobsang?! He has become what he is now and you two should be primarily responsible!"

"No, I'm just creating a miracle in the football world." Jiang Cheng explained, "It's unprecedented for a player to block so many **** in a single game! After this game, he will become a player on par with Buffon. Oh! Isn't he going to show his son? Isn't such a miracle enough?!"

Shinba was speechless.

"You guys, listen to me in the second half... wow!" Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng knocked him down.

"Listen, the strategy for the second half is the same as the first half, it's OK to keep it!" Jiang Cheng said sharply, "Winning or losing is not the key at all! The key is to let Ganweiluo block more balls, do you understand? Whether it is the enemy or ourselves, do you know what to do when you get the ball?!”

"Understood!" Everyone should arrive at the same time, except for Xin Baji.

"That's right! That's a frantic attack on Ganello's crotch! Our goal is to make this man a Buffon... no, beyond Buffon!"

Dangdang!

The second half begins...

Similar to the situation in the first half, but the momentum of the crowd was obviously several times higher than in the first half. Whether it was the enemy team or the own team, after everyone got the ball, they began to frantically move towards the bound team. Ganero on the chair attacked frantically.

At the commentary table, the commentator had already burst into tears, and his throat had become hoarse because of the roar. Not only the commentary, but even the referee and all the audience cheered Gano Luo in tears.

The new eight chirps on the court stood aside with black lines all over their heads, and never said a word from beginning to end...

Dangdang! ! The game is over! ! The score is still zero to five.

"The game is over!! The winner, Oedo ambivalence!" The commentator shouted out in his hoarse voice, "Although the winner is not the Oedo team, everyone present today witnessed a Miracle! That is Ganwei Luo! He blocked 373 shots in a single game! Including 30 of the enemy team and 343 of his own players! This is a miracle! A miracle in world football! Ganwei Luo is enough to be included in the history of world football! This is an unrepeatable history!"

"Thank you to all the athletes on the court for your cooperation! It's your hard work that allowed me to witness this miracle with the audience on the court and the audience in front of the TV! Thank you for letting us witness history!"

The commentator bowed to the arena tearfully. Then he raised his head and continued: "All the audience present! Let's shout that man's name! Ganero! Ganero!..."

Hearing the sound waves coming from the audience, Xin Ba Haw couldn't believe it.

"Stop standing stupidly, go and lift the protagonist." Jiang Cheng walked over and patted Xin Ba Hao on the shoulder.

"Difficult...Did Jiang Chengsang foresee this situation?" Xin Bazhu asked in confusion.

"Ah, although it's not an expectation, it's just a little idea." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Ganwei Luo, who was still sitting in front of the goal, "With our ability, it is very difficult to win the game. Yes, but if it's just to make him stand out, it's much simpler. Is that enough? In front of his son, this kind of performance can definitely be called a competent father."

……

When Ganweiluo woke up, he realized that he was being thrown into the sky. Time and time again, there were shouts from the audience on the field. It was... his own. name!

Although I don't know what happened, at this moment, Gano Luo smiled sincerely. Cheer along with the crowd.

……

Stand in front of people.

"You...thank...thank you so much!" Tears flowed uncontrollably on Ganwei Luo's face.

"It's alright, now, it doesn't matter about my son, right?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Ah, in this case, you don't have to worry about my son at all!" After speaking, Ganwei Luo turned his head and shouted excitedly at a blond girl in the audience: "Did you see it?! So , for the sake of our future son, please associate with me!!"

Jiang Cheng and others were silent for a long time~IndoMTL.com~ showed tacit understanding and blue veins appeared on their faces.

"For the sake of my future son, I really want to say thank you to all of you! Thank you so much!" Ganwei Luo turned his head and bowed deeply to everyone.

But just after bending down, Ganwei Luo suddenly felt something. After reaching out and touching a certain part of himself, suddenly the whole person turned to petrification...

As for Jiang Cheng, everyone spit at the same time, turned around in tacit understanding, and left angrily.

Leaving only a petrified Ganero who was surrounded by the cheers of the audience and kept mumbling "My son is gone"...

"This is the karma, the karma that must be carried in order to succeed. It's inevitable!" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, and after speaking, he couldn't help but spat to the side again.

"That's right, it's inevitable!" the rest of the people echoed at the same time.

(End of this article.)