Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 309: :The kid’s diary is always full of fantasies!

Yoshihara, late at night.

"Ah, I don't want to move at all~" Jiang Cheng said weakly, lying on the table.

"It can't be like this! Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingta cheered while sitting at the side of the table, "Today's broadcast has already started!"

"It's too much trouble, I have to let the protagonist take a rest occasionally." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hands and slumped on the table, his entire upper body also slumped on the table, and replied lazily: "The protagonist should also Are there weekends?"

"Hey! Useless otaku! It's said that the broadcast has already started!" Qingta couldn't help shouting.

"Ah, I see." Jiang Cheng raised a hand and replied casually, "Today's broadcast, please use your diary or something to fool you, Qingta, I don't want to move... …”

"You're just playing games in the house for a week, so you're tired and don't want to move!" Haru Taibai shouted with eyes.

Qingtai just finished speaking, only to see Jiang Cheng took out a diary, flipped a page, and read it out:

"Then, December 11th, sunny. Today, at 2:28:15 in the afternoon, Oda-chan in class turned her head and smiled at me. I'm really distressed and welcome. The boy is really…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Qingtai snatched the diary in his hand and cursed with a blushing face, "Hey! Don't look at other people's privacy, bastard!"

After speaking, Qingta secretly glanced at the sun wheel sitting with a smile on the side. Seeing that the sun wheel didn't respond, she breathed a sigh of relief.

But taking advantage of this moment, Jiang Cheng secretly took the diary in Qingtai's arms again, opened a page and read it out:

"Then, January 31st, sunny, winter vacation, Xiao Lijiang from the class invited me out to play today, and the two went together..."

"Hey!! Did you listen to anyone? You bastard!" Harita scolded with a blushing face, and at the same time snatched her diary again.

"Shita, let's have a good chat with Mom after a long absence before going to bed." Sun Wheel smiled and looked at Qingta.

"Hi..."

"Ah!" Jiang Cheng scratched his hair irritably, then sat up, propped his cheek with one hand, and complained impatiently, "What a **** author, don't ask if anyone else has Time, shouted out without authorization, I really don't want to move..."

Yue Yong, who was on the side, did not speak from the beginning to the end, and lowered her head, wondering what she was thinking.

"Hey, you guys should say a few words anyway," Jiang Cheng glanced at Sun Lun and Yueyong, "Anyway, find a way to drag this chapter over."

"Then..." Yueyong raised her head and said indifferently, "How about today's broadcast from Baihua's main perspective?"

"Not much." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng welcomed a kunai on his forehead.

"Hey! You are too skilled at this trick!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head, and then shouted with white eyes, "What the **** is my head?! What's wrong?!"

"The head of an ordinary idiot." Yueyong replied indifferently.

"Stinky woman!!"

……

"Yo Xi! It's almost one-third of the way through," Jiang Cheng said, sitting on the spot and holding his hands. "With this momentum, there is absolutely no problem! There is absolutely no problem with today's broadcast!" /

Speaking, Jiang Cheng changed his words, picked up Qingta's diary, opened a page and read:

"February 13th, Qing. The teacher of the private school in the new semester changed our seats, ah, we are at the same table with the very cute Xiao Lijiang! Ya~ I'm so happy~ But compared to Xiao Li Sauce, I still prefer small..."

"Hey!! Why can't you get over my diary!" Harita snatched the diary again, blushing and frantically complaining, "Do you mean to keep reading my diary when you say hold on? ?! What the **** is going on in your head?!"

"Shita, it seems that we really need to have a good chat." Hirota squinted and smiled at Harita.

"Oh..."

"There's no other way," Jiang Cheng moved his shoulders and neck and stood up from the same place, "After all, it's already started, so this is the only way to go."

"Hey, you put on your pants before saying this! What are those?! Beach pants?! Why are you wearing beach pants at a time like this? And why does it have to be blue White stripes?!" Qing Tai frantically complained, "How much else do you have to expose?!"

"Yeah, I almost forgot, it's so dangerous," said Jiang Cheng, who had already put on his pants, then turned around and stretched out an index finger to explain, "This happens from time to time, For example, the young lady sitting in the studio broadcasting the news, the lower body that we can't see often wears very cool clothes. Well, that's the case."

"Not at all!" Qingta was a little broken.

"That is the case of a man who lives alone just after get off work, after taking a bath and washing away his exhaustion, he puts on more convenient beach shorts because he thinks it is too troublesome to change clothes."

"I don't understand it at all! It's been half the time since the broadcast! You haven't entered the state yet! Is this situation really okay?!"

"It's long-winded, kid," Jiang Cheng complained, frowning, "how old do you think I am? I'm not at the same level as the youthful and **** kiddos in the jump boy manga, okay? I'm almost thirty years old anyway, men of this age don't enter the state so quickly, the fatigue of life has eroded the whole body of men of this age, it is difficult to enter the state easily without foreplay."

"Hey, that last sentence is terrible." Qingta squinted her peas' eyes and spat with contempt.

"But basically there's no difference," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "letting such an uncle compete with the new generation of jump, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle. And I bet, even if They're almost my age."

"It's all about jump!"

"To give a simple example," Jiang Cheng continued, "for example, when Naruto of the Seventh Hokage, is it completely different from the original? In the past, I was always full of energy, but as a result of my age A big one, with dark circles under his eyes every day. That's a real example. A real example of being overwhelmed by trivial life!"

"Hello!!!"

"So, don't look at the current jump's popular boys who are all like that. I'm sure that when they reach Naruto's age, they will basically be the same." Jiang Cheng continued with a serious face. Said, "After get off work, I went home and fell asleep. My wife didn't dare to complain, and she didn't care about the daily life of her children. It will definitely become like that in the end!"

"Stop talking about NARUTO!"

"Then another example, say Sasuke?"

"Isn't it still the same?!" Chingta shouted, and then sighed, "Really, Jiang Cheng-ge, the example you gave is very one-sided, and it's not good to learn Kakarot in Dragon Ball occasionally. Is it? Kakarot is also getting old, but he is not as lazy as you, and he is still enthusiastic."

"No, no, it's not a type of work at all," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied impatiently, "How do you say, Dragon Ball is also a fighting work, the daily life of our uncle as the protagonist How can Xiang works be comparable?"

"Can't you be a little more motivated?!"

"Ah, I see." Jiang Cheng impatiently plucked out his ears with his pinky finger, then sat down at the table again, and took out a thick envelope from his arms, his expression on his face also changed. Get serious.

After a pause, Jiang Cheng said with a serious face: "Then, it's time for readers to send letters!"

"Anything like that?!"

"Then the first letter, which was sent by OOO classmates from OOO," Jiang Cheng opened a letter casually, "[Please help me send it to ONEPIECE...]"

Before he finished reading, Jiang Cheng directly crumpled the letter and threw it to the trash can, and then smiled at the camera and said, "Ah, OOO-kun, I have already delivered it for you. , don't worry."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Sun Lun and Yueyong who were still drinking tea, scratched the back of his head, and said with a smile: "Yeah~ this kind of thing happens from time to time, people who misremember the address of the letter. …”

Shita: "..."

"The second letter was sent by OOO-chan from OOO," Jiang Cheng opened an envelope again, took out the letter paper and read it out, "[Hello, I'm a fan of Gintama, I like Yin Sang the most, can you send this letter to Yin Sang...]"

Jiang Cheng quickly crumpled up the letter paper and threw it into the trash can, and after a long silence with a dark face, he smiled again and said: "That, OOO-chan, don't worry, I have helped you convey the message. It's over. That kind of waste wood and silver-haired curly hair that is about to rot~IndoMTL.com~ Basically, you can see it when you look through the trash can at home. So, next time you want to say something to him, you You can say it to the trash can at home."

Shita: "..."

"Let me come," Qingta sighed softly, then picked out a letter from the envelope on the table, opened the envelope and took out the letter paper and read, "This is Miss OOO from OOO Sent, [Hello, I'm a single mother. I saw it in the previous episodes, Hiron Taifu seems to be responsible for the meals of a certain useless otaku and Qingta's little devil every day, I think it's really hard~ Because I also have a child at home who is picky eaters every day, so I would like to ask Nippon Taifu how he can make delicious and nutritious food...]"

Before she could finish her reading, Jiang Cheng snatched the letter paper, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it into the trash can.

"That, Miss OOO from OOO," Hiran stretched out a forefinger and faced the camera with a smile on his face, "Just remember one sentence, cooking depends on love! Cook it for Harita I always have this kind of mood when it comes to lunch. As for the waste wood otaku, I cook for him with the mood of [the ingredients that are about to go bad should not be wasted].”