Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 31: :Dog smell is innate! The uncle on Elizabeth also stinks…

Another half an hour later...

"I feel like my thoughts are drifting further and further away, and my body is also floating. Can I take the third step now?" Hasegawa asked aloud.

"Not enough! Change foot and continue!"

"Hi!" Hasegawa said, changing one foot and continuing to stand independently.

But at this time, the group of Wanshiwu met in the park with Yueyong's [Baihua] group...

The two teams were speechless as they watched Jiang Cheng who was constantly reprimanding Hasegawa.

"What are you doing! Soul Dan!" Yueyong took the lead in throwing out a few kunai.

"Yeah, isn't this Yueyong? Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng got up and said while pulling out the kunai that was stuck on his forehead.

"Why?! You are an idiot! Absolute idiot! Why don't you go back to Yoshihara to do this kind of boring thing here?!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng and said, " It's just a play, and it's so serious! You're an idiot! You're an absolute idiot! Can you hurry back and don't cause trouble to others!"

"What is a boring thing! Is it a boring thing to help madao, who has lost everything but only retains his freedom, to find the true meaning of life?!" At this opportunity, he directly ordered the security guard to drag the scarred Jiang Chengcheng away.

"Wait, wait," Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, but he couldn't get rid of the security uncle. In the end, Jiang Cheng could only shout at Hasegawa, "The last step, throw away your sunglasses. , you can feel the real freedom! Come on! Even my freedom is handed over to you! madao!"

Then there was no more. Jiang Cheng was dragged to the ground by the security guard and followed Yoshihara's group farther and farther, leaving only a long bloodstain on the ground...

"Well, it really doesn't matter that those who have lost their freedom are teaching those who have freedom what freedom is?!" Xin Baha said speechlessly.

"Um... can I go to the third step now? I feel like my consciousness is free, as if I saw a river, that..." Hasegawa couldn't help but say at this moment.

"No, then you will be really free. Maybe you can freely choose your next life." Shin Baha looked at Hasegawa, who was still standing in the same place as the Golden Rooster and didn't know what to say...

At night, Hasegawa was discovered by kind passers-by and sent to the hospital...

Jiang Cheng, who returned to Yoshihara, caught a cold after being drenched in the rain for a long time...

Three days later...

"Ah? Training Sadahalu? Why?" Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Gintoki and Shinbaha in front of him.

"That... Actually, I saw a game with pets, so I thought... But, Sadaharu doesn't listen to us at all, even if Kagura-chan is in command, both of us are injured... "Xin Ba Haw said awkwardly.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already sent the two out of the door and closed the door, "I'm sorry, I just got better from the cold, and I don't want to participate in any outdoor activities for the time being."

"Wait! The prizes won by participating in the competition can be divided into half! Maybe I can send you the latest FPSgame!" Yinshi shouted as he knocked on the door.

Just after shouting, Jiang Cheng had already opened the door and stood in front of the two of them, "Then why don't you act quickly!" Then he pulled the two out.

"Alright, it's the latest limited edition Half-Life commemorative edition." Jiang Cheng said as he walked.

"That? Isn't that one that money can't buy?!" Shin Baha just finished speaking when Yin Shi covered his mouth.

"No problem! Absolutely no problem!" Gintoki said.

"That's it!"

…

In the park, looking at Sadaharu, who was trained by Jiang Cheng to be extremely standard in every movement, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were speechless. Kagura applauded happily from the side, and continued to encourage Sadahalu.

"Sure enough, when facing Jiang Chengsang, Sadaharu will be so obedient." Xinbaha said helplessly.

"In this case, this competition will never fail! The champion is definitely in the bag! The luxurious prize is ours!" Ginto snickered.

"No, what about the FPS game you promised Jiang Chengsang? It's absolutely impossible to get that one! It's absolutely impossible to get that one! How do you explain it afterwards!"

However, Yin Shi's face was full of indifference, "Don't worry, you can use Contra or something to fool you. If it's a big deal, you can buy a little overlord learning machine in the second-hand market."

"Absolutely two things! Absolutely not!"

"Ah? What's wrong? Isn't FPSgame just a game with guns? There's no difference."

"Hey! You apologize to all the FPSgame players! Apologize to the FPSgame players all over the world! No, it's not an apology, go cut your belly, you bum!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but complain.

But just finished speaking, Gui and Elizabeth appeared behind Xin Ba Ha and Yin Shi.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Gui asked Tong Yinshi and Xin Baha, who were puzzled by Jiang Cheng who was training Sadahalu not far away.

"What, it turned out to be a wig." Gintoki turned around and said.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." Gui continued, "I said, I'm asking what the **** are you doing?"

"Don't you understand after reading it?" Kagura walked towards Gui at this time, "We are teaching Sadahalu skills."

"Oh, that's it." Gui nodded and said.

At this time, Jiang Cheng also came over and said to Sadahalu, who had been trained by him for a long time, "Sa, let's play with your silver-haired natural curl master."

After speaking, Sadahalu rushed towards Ginshi in an instant, holding Ginshi's head in his mouth.

"It's a really good relationship, it seems that Sadahalu really likes you, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng said with emotion, but the next moment he saw Gui next to him, "It turned out to be a wig, here it is. What are you doing?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said, "Just like you, I just brought my pet to the park for a walk."

At this time, Jiang Chengcai discovered the mysterious creature beside Gui, "What is this?!"

"It's nothing, it's Elizabeth!" Gui corrected seriously.

"It feels so disgusting." Jiang Cheng complained.

"That idiot Sakamoto put it on me a few days ago, and most of it was picked up from a certain planet. He seems to be obsessed with his space navigation as always..." Gui explained.

"Sakamoto? Ah, is that man with a loud voice? It's been a long time since he said it, and he's still alive. It's incredible." Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "However, don't you hate creatures outside the earth? "

"How can you tell me to hate this kind of thing that can't even think!" Gui retorted, "And... don't you think it's cute?"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned to petrification in an instant. It took a long time for him to recover, and he came to Elizabeth's side to look left and right.

"I didn't see anything cute, but why does Elizabeth smell like a middle-aged uncle?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gui and asked.

At the same time, Kagura also came over, and after smelling it, he also looked at Gui, "Really Aru! It really smells like a middle-aged man! It's exactly the same as the smell of a bald dad. !”

"What nonsense! It's Elizabeth stink! It's exactly the same as dog stink!" Gui retorted again, "Although it smells like uncle stink! But, this is Elizabeth stink!"

At this time, Gintoki finally broke free from Sadahalu's mouth, but his face was already covered in blood.

"Ping Yinshi alone could not have trained this dog. Sure enough, did he ask you for help?" Gui looked at Sadharu and Jiang Cheng again and said.

"I don't know, it's just that Yinshi said that he wants to participate in the pet competition. If he wins the first place, he can give me the latest FPSgame. It's a simple transaction." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Also, Sadaharu will be on TV this time~" Kagura touched Sadaharu on the side and said at the same time.

"I'm training for this!" Yin Shi took over and said to Gui, "Of course it has nothing to do with a wanted criminal like you."

"Hey, you didn't tell me about the TV show!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with contempt and said.

"Does it matter? As long as you get the first place, I can give you all the games! I swear!" Gintoki raised his hand and said ~IndoMTL.com~ Really? "Jiang Cheng still doesn't believe it.

"Really!" Gintoki said while covering Shin Baha's mouth.

"If you dare to go back..." Jiang Cheng said with a fierce look on his face, and even Sadahalu, who was beside him, was taken aback.

"How is it possible, I will never go back on it!" Ginshi assured again.

"Then, let's train again! Sadahalu, then practice jumping into the air and spinning 720 degrees to the ground. It won't work for one more degree~" Jiang Cheng said and shivered. Sadahalu is gone...

"What the **** is a 720-degree rotation in the air?! Is there such training?! What exactly is training for such an event?! Are you going to dive!!" Shinba groaned.

While the neglected Gui stood in the same place and thought about it...

Finally, the time has come to the day of the competition.

Jiang Cheng, Ginshi, Kagura, and Shinbaha brought Sadahalu to the competition site of the 7th Universe's No. 1 Monster Pet Grand Prix.

"This is a cosmic creature from Kabukicho, Sadaharu-kun and its owner, the Sakata family!" With the introduction of the host, the four Jiang Cheng and Sadaharu officially entered the stage.

"The last winning team will get the right to challenge the previous champion, MISSGARTERBELT from Mr. Matsuzomamu's family!"

Just after the host finished speaking, a sea lion humanoid with a red wine glass appeared on the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and the four.

It must be the last champion that the host said.

"Come here!" the sea lion humanoid shouted. At the same time, his pet also howled. What made Jiang Cheng speechless was that his pet was also a sea lion...