Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 310: :Reader’s letter to this kind of thing, 1 must be taken seriously!
"Hey! Do you cook with that kind of mood every day?! The difference is too big!" Jiang Chengbai shouted, "Is it true?! Isn't it fresh?! Are all ingredients that are about to go bad?!"
The sun wheel smiled and said nothing.
Yueyong took a sip of tea and said coldly, "It's enough to feed a waste wood otaku. It's no different from garbage anyway."
"What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng clapped the table and stood up.
"Stop arguing, stop arguing, it's time for the next one." Qingta quickly persuaded, then picked up an envelope from the table again, opened it, and unfolded the letter, "This is OOO-san from OOO Star. , [Speaking of the last time of Kenshin...]"
"Hey!! Give me a break, bastard!" Jiang Cheng snatched the letter paper from Qingta's hand, bursting with blue veins and tearing it to shreds, roaring unbearably: "Why! How many times did you send it wrong! Please send this kind of letter directly to the Ghost Soldier team, bastard!"
(ps: The prototype of Kawagami Manzhai of the Ghost Soldier Team is Kawagami Yanzhai, who is also the protagonist of Rurouni Kenshin: the prototype of Hiimura Kenshin.)
"Well, don't be angry, Brother Jiang Cheng, maybe it's just the wrong hand shake." Qing Tai smiled awkwardly and comforted.
"Really, everyone is like this, it's really annoying." Jiang Cheng sat down again and mumbled a few words with an unhappy expression on his face.
Qingtai opened another letter, glanced at it, and shouted at Jiang Cheng with a face of surprise, "Jiang Chengsang, this letter is normal! Look at it!"
"Really?" Jiang Cheng took the letter in disbelief, "OOO-chan from OOO, [May be the makers of this fake Gintama, hello. In fact, I have always had a question. I always feel that Jiang Hua and Yueyong have some similarities, both of them wear cheongsam, and when they appear, they both hold cigarette sticks. Can you explain this?]"
After reading the contents of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the camera with a smile on his face: "OOO-chan, we already know your doubts. So, for this kind of question, please be next door at the same time. Yueyue, a part-time member of the Gintama crew, will answer."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong, who was on the side, smiled and said, "Yueyue, please answer a little."
Yueyong held the teacup, her whole body froze, and after a few seconds, she put the teacup in her hand back on the table, coughed twice, and straightened her body, looked at the camera and said: " This..."
"Yo Xi, the next one." Jiang Cheng interrupted.
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng ushered in two kunai on his forehead. After this blow, Jiang Cheng fell down with blank eyes.
"Brother Jiang Cheng, don't interrupt other people's speech casually." Qing Tai complained in a low voice.
"Who cares!" Jiang Cheng sat up and roared with blue veins and white eyes, "How do you answer that kind of question?! I'm just helping her relieve her embarrassment! Please send this letter directly. Go to the original author orangutan, how can it be repaired!"
"No, it's not me who is embarrassed." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly and said.
"Skip! Skip this question!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted, "The next one! The next one! Qingta, you should read it."
"Oh...oh." After Qingta responded, she picked up an envelope again and opened it, "This letter is from OO-chan from the Master's House, [Hey, I always feel that the useless otaku I don't care enough about my niece. At least, the monthly allowance should be multiplied by ten, right? The readers are very distressed~ So, it's the most pitiful niece in the universe~] "
"Hey, this OO is not necessary at all!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained, "It's all about me! I just want to ask for pocket money for myself through letters from readers! Selfishness is too heavy!"
"Then, this," said, Qingta picked up another letter of faith, "O Sang from the Quick O team, [Jiang Chengjun, it's been a long time since I've been in touch, how are you doing? I'm still Just like before, I traveled across the universe, and the universe is really good. Ah! Xiao Lu! Don't step on there! It's about to break... break... So, back to the topic, I actually have something very important to mention today. Let me tell you, actually, before, when I went to Hualiu Street, I paid the bill at the end. I heard from the wig before that Jin Shi still thinks that he paid the bill at that time, and you must not Oh, I was deceived by him. And the tour girl who called the door-to-door service that time, that was also me in the end...]"
"Hey! What the **** is this idiot thinking! Is it because he hasn't been out for a long time to gain a sense of existence in this way?!" Yuri Rin, "Hey, don't look at me like a scumbag! I don't know! I don't know anything!"
"Am I the only one who is curious about the body part of Sakamoto-san's broken body?" Qingta asked in a low voice, but then she noticed that there were words on the back of the envelope, and quickly turned it over. "[ps: Actually, I recently came to a planet called Oupaixing to do business and had a friendly exchange with the officers here. , By the way, when have you been in the universe? You don't even tell us that you know such a beautiful big sister, really. ps of ps: the other party asked me to give you some souvenirs, and I put them in the envelope together hit.]"
After listening, the cold sweat on Jiang Cheng's face immediately came down, he mechanically turned his head slowly, looked at Qingtai beside him, and asked intermittently, "Then...that, Qing... Qingtai-jun, Did you hear any strange noises in the envelope?"
"Ah, yes, there is a sound like a clock, it's been ticking all the time." Qingta answered after listening carefully, holding the envelope.
After listening, Jiang Cheng stood up with sweat on his face, grabbed the envelope and threw it out of the window. But before Jiang Cheng let go, the envelope exploded...
Boom! ! !
……
Jiang Cheng, who was tanned and his hairstyle turned into an afro, sat back on the table expressionlessly.
Qingta twitched the corners of her eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng who was silent. Sun Wheel was still holding tea with a smile on his face. As for Yueyong on the side, she had a cold face, showing contempt on her face.
"That, Brother Jiang Cheng?" Qingta asked tentatively in a low voice.
"Don't ask anything!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "Look straight ahead and not be burdened by the past, this is the way of a man's survival! Next letter! Hurry up!"
"Oh..." Harita cautiously picked up an envelope again, "This is the space captain O-san from Akihabara, [Has the Katsura-enhancing Week finalized by the production team not started yet? Elizabeth and I have been working together. Waiting outside the set…]”
"I don't remember the production team having that kind of thing at all! Is he an idiot?!" Jiang Chengsheng roared inexorably, "What letters from readers! The last few letters are all acquaintances! Why? !”
"And this one..." Harita picked up a letter again, "Kubei from Edo, [That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, if you have time, let's discuss the last time about Europe again. The topic of pie and [beep—], in fact, I've been a little confused recently...]"
"Isn't there even a silencer this time?!" Jiang Cheng held his forehead and said resignedly: "What are these idiots thinking about every day, they just want to rub the camera! Absolutely! Please! Forgive me..."
Haruta picked up a letter again: "And this one, the hunter from Edo who hunted Miss A Miao's love, [The production team, how about the discussion on the proposal of Kondo's wedding and Miss A Miao's wedding? ? My [beep—] has been on the move all the time, ready at any time.]”
"That's an orangutan!!"
"And this one," Harita picked up another one, "from Miss OO, the proprietress of Edo Kabukicho Master's House, [My wedding trip with Gin-sang, when will it be finalized? We The two are completely ready~ Yin Sang's [Beep——] and [Beep——], as well as my [Beep——] and [Beep——], stick together like glue every day... ]”
"Why did even the sow escape in the end?!!" Jiang Cheng collapsed and shouted.
Qingta: "This letter, Dongchengbu, [Said the young master is still the most suitable for Gothic Lolita.]"
"Hey! It's over?! This is no longer a letter, right?! What does he take here? Ins?! A BBS who shares his feelings?!" Jiang Cheng frantically complained.
Qingta: "And this one, Miss Hell's Fallen Angel from Edo, [Starting from next month, my mother's role will be ten times more demanding, otherwise... I'll kill you! ps: The envelope is still there. If you have a freshly made egg burn, be sure to eat it while it's still hot.]"
"This is a total threat!!"
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"Hey, please forgive me, what are these idiots thinking about..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his temples, "It's too much to come out and grab a role at this time. It's clearly a letter from readers, but Why is it like this..."
"Because, we don't have many readers at all..." Qing answered weakly.
"Said... that's what I said... that's why they need them to make up the number..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly~IndoMTL.com~ But the next moment, he stood up from the spot and roared with white eyes. Said: "Damn!! Even if there is none, they don't need them to make up the number! And the content of these letters is completely worthless! What are they trying to expose in front of a small number of readers?!"
After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and left in a huff, and at the same time muttered unhappily: "Really, all the good moods have been destroyed, supervisor, director, no more shooting today! Who! Whoever loves to come... cut, bah!"
But at this moment, Qingtai suddenly discovered something, stood up with a letter in hand, and shouted at Jiang Cheng's back: "Wait a minute! Brother Jiang Cheng! There is the last letter here. The most important one!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the unfolded letter Qingtai held up high.
Looking at several bold black characters written on the letter paper, Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank slightly, and he couldn't help but stumble two steps: "That...that is!"
"...This article is over!!"