Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 311: :Everyone has their own war!
Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng lay on his side on the wooden floor bored, watching the "THEEDO" nightly news broadcast on TV.
"Ha~" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and yawned, then scratched his ass, glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, and said to himself, "Is it almost twelve o'clock? Yo Xi , it's time to go to bed, I will take a monthly vacation tomorrow, it's my turn to be on duty, in this case, it's better to rest early..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up and picked up the remote control beside him to turn off the TV, but suddenly, Jiang Cheng was attracted by a real-time report on the TV...
On TV:
Anchor Hanano rubbed her hands, let out a white breath, held a microphone, and faced the camera: "There is a long snake-like queue in front of the electrical store, and OTAKUs lined up in a horrifying cold night. , their goal is... a new game console, Bentendo Owee! This time, in order to get this game console released sooner than anyone else, the holy war of the passionate OTAKUs begins now!"
Seeing this, Jiang Cheng froze in place, and the remote control in his hand fell to the ground. After being stunned for two seconds, an inexplicable flame burned on Jiang Cheng's body, and he ran to the entrance at a very fast speed, put on a purple scarf, put on his shoes, and picked up his umbrella. Opened the door.
But as soon as he walked out the door, Jiang Cheng met Yueyong who had just returned from patrolling.
Seeing the solemn look on Jiang Cheng's face and the inexplicable arrogance on his body, Yueyong couldn't help but ask, "Hey, what's wrong?"
After listening, Jiang Cheng turned his head and showed a trace of unbearable expression on his face: "I was too careless, Yueyue, without our knowledge, it has already... started, the war has... started! "
【War? ! 】 Yue Yong was slightly startled, and before he could ask the specific situation, Jiang Cheng had already turned around and ran out.
"Hello!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng's disappearing back, Yue Yong shouted, but the latter didn't respond at all.
It was the first time, it was the first time Yueyong saw Jiang Cheng show such a solemn expression.
……
Akihabara, looking at the long queue in front of him, Jiang Cheng's eyes flashed with fighting intent.
Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and took a deep breath: "Then, let's start..."
However, just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking here, several kunai greeted him on the back of his head. In an instant, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell straight forward, and a cloud of light gradually spread around Jiang Cheng's head. A pool of blood...
A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng was resurrected, and after pulling out the back of his head, Kuwu stood up staggeringly, and turned to look at Yueyong, who was fully armed behind him, and the members of Baihua.
"Hey? Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"Is this the war you're talking about?" Yueyong forcibly restrained the anger in her heart and spit out with a look of contempt.
"Yes," Jiang Cheng nodded, then folded his hands and snorted, "this is the most important war for me that has started!"
However, Yueyong didn't listen to it at all, so she turned her head and left, passing a group of Baihua members and said, "Disband."
"Wait!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Since you have come here, it means that you have become enlightened! In that case, let's stay together and work hard together!"
However, Yueyong didn't listen at all, and the speed under her feet didn't slow down at all. However, while walking, Yueyong suddenly felt that something was wrong, because there was no one around her.
Even if he stopped, he turned his face away and glanced slightly, only to see a group of Baihua members sitting in a circle on the ground at this time, all the members pricked up their ears energetically, listening to the middle Standing on the spot, Jiang Cheng explained the main points of this war.
"Do you understand?!" Jiang Cheng shouted solemnly.
"Got it!" ×n
"Yo Xi, follow me!" With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked forward. The members of Baihua also stood up one after another and followed behind Jiang Cheng.
Seeing this scene, Yueyong had no choice but to hold her forehead and follow behind everyone with a black line all over her head. After all, with Jiang Cheng, a guy who never plays cards according to common sense, there is no chance that Baihua will do something stupid with him.
That's how Yueyong persuaded herself anyway.
Jiang Cheng walked in front with his head held high, without even looking at the long queue lined up beside him, Jiang Cheng suddenly saw three people in the queue beside him getting together to grill and eat cheese.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't care about this, and still walked forward. After a while, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard a little noise behind him, it seemed that Baihua had a conflict with someone else.
"Hey, didn't you say you don't want to cause a stir?" Jiang Cheng stopped, looked behind him and complained.
"It's resolved, Lord Jiang Cheng," a Miss Baihua came over with hot cheese, steak and hot milk, "Mr. Jiang Cheng, in such a cold weather, do you want to order this? "
"Thank you very much, where did you find this thing? You are really capable." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
Hearing Jiang Cheng's compliment, this Miss Baihua was overjoyed, and her face also showed a bit of smugness. However, the other Miss Baihua looked at her with a hint of jealousy in their eyes.
"Okay, okay, wait until the first place, then take it out and eat it. Let's continue." With that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and walked towards the front line.
The ladies and sisters of Baihua quickly followed.
What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that in the team not far behind, a certain girl with a ball head was squinting at Doudou's eyes and looking expressionlessly in front of him, all covered with Kuwu, rolling his eyes and lying on the ground to live and die An unknown silver-haired curly hair and a certain glasses...
After a while, a woman with a cigarette stick passed by the trio of Master House. Seeing this, Kagura turned her head to Yueyong, but Yueyong just held her forehead and sighed lightly, and then she stopped. Those who did stay left.
Kagura: "..."
Looking to the other side, Jiang Cheng then walked forward. Halfway through, Jiang Cheng seemed to inadvertently come to the side of the queue, and there was someone sitting in the kotatsu eating hot pot.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't care about this at all, and continued to walk forward. At this time, Jiang Cheng's whole mind was on the Owee game console that was about to be released. But just after walking a few steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard the sound of Baihua arguing with others behind him.
Jiang Cheng reluctantly stopped again, turned his head and sighed and complained: "Didn't you say it all, so don't cause a sensation? Can you guys stay calm?"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he saw four Miss Baihua carrying the kotatsu and came over, and there was a small hot pot cooking on the kotatsu.
"Lord Jiang Cheng, in this kind of weather, eating hot pot in the kotatsu must be perfect." A young lady, Baihua, who was carrying the kotatsu, said.
"Yes, yes." The other three births agreed.
"That's right, but it's not too late to eat at the top of the queue," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng noticed that a look appeared on the faces of the four Miss Baihua. With the expression of "quick praise me", Jiang Cheng couldn't help but smile, and praised again: "Well done, you guys."
After listening, the four Miss Baihua whispered at the same time: "Yo Xi!"
However, the other Miss Baihua, who were not praised, scolded at the same time in their hearts.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned around again and continued to walk forward, but what Jiang Cheng didn't know was that. In the team not far behind him, a long-haired man and a white, penguin-shaped, mysterious cosmic creature fell to the ground with their bodies covered in kunai, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.
The OTAKUs who were lining up beside them were all expressionless. Not long after, a 36D woman passed by, glanced at the person on the ground and left again.
As for Jiang Cheng, the goal is very clear, that is, number one, no matter what happens on the way, it has nothing to do with him. No, just now, Jiang Cheng seemed to have inadvertently arrived in the team and there were still people bathing in the wooden bucket, but he was only slightly surprised.
However, before taking a few steps forward, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard the quarrel between Baihua and others behind him. The helpless Jiang Cheng had to stop again, turned his head and said helplessly. Said: "Hey, it's been several times, can you be a little more calm?"
Jiang Cheng's tone was much heavier than the previous two.
After listening, all the Miss Baihua, who didn't grab the tub, whispered in their hearts, "Look at it? Lord Jiang Cheng is angry! Deserved! ]
Looking at the bathtub being carried by the seven Miss Baihua and the naked Zong Wu in the bathtub, Jiang Cheng no longer knew what to say.
"Lord Jiang Cheng, in such a cold weather, is it more comfortable to take a hot bath?" Miss Baihua, who was holding a pile of firewood, said.
"That's right." A group of Miss Baihua, who were carrying the tub, echoed.
Seeing the [please praise] on the faces of all the staff, Jiang Cheng was extremely helpless, but in order not to spoil everyone's happiness, Jiang Cheng finally chose to smile and say: "Well~IndoMTL.com~ I've worked hard. , well done."
After listening, all the young ladies and sisters who participated in the battle just now for the tub were satisfied.
"Boss, you are here too." Zongwu said calmly.
"Ah, yes." After answering, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the front without thinking, "Sorry, Mr. Zongwu, I don't have so much time to chat with you now, the war has officially started. ."
Zhengwu: "..."
As a result, Miss Baihua led by Jiang Cheng became one of the most beautiful scenery in Akihabara. Some people in the procession carried cheese, some carried kotatsu, and some carried tubs...
Jiang Cheng wouldn't know that in the team behind him, a certain V-shaped bangs brother, holding a cigarette, squinting Peas eyes, looked at the ground with a speechless expression on the ground. An orangutan in a pair of crotch pants...
When Yueyong passed the orangutan, she only glanced at it, and then followed again.